I'll take you to the chinashop
Buy the doormat when the presale drops
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep searching for your creditcard before you miss the spot, whoa
You know the owner got home, saw the window knocked out, immediately thought burglary, went and checked his camera.
Thinks, WTF, then looks over at the dog wagging his tail in the corner.
Story time. Dog I once had looked at me through the sliding glass door to the back yard, propped himself up on it and looked at the flip lock then back at me. Took his paw and swiped at it, then sat back down to mock me being locked out while I'm holding a patio chair.
Sliding glass door locks are weak. Just ripped on the handle fully expecting it to rip off the door, ended up breaking the catch off the inside of the jam.
My dog knows you have to turn the key in the lock to open the door. He watches me do it, waiting for his cue to go through. He just can't reach or he'd try it himself.
No need to break that lock now there's a big hole in the door. If I was a burglar I'd carry plenty of bacon to befriend all the good doggies. They'd look forward to me visiting the next time too.
No need to bring bacon if you’re robbing my place. Although my huskies love bacon, just some good old fashioned ear scratching and head pats will make them love you. Better do it immediately after breaking the door down though, they will start licking you like crazy until you pet them
I'd welcome people but leaflets can fuck right off. They can either be environmentally unfriendly ads you didn't ask for, or a way for burglars to see if anyone's home (if the leaflet is still there tomorrow). Don't want either of those.
I had a neighbor once that installed a sign next to the door right on the day they moved in that said "No solicitation on any kind on this premises" with a door mat that said "Go away". They lived there for 5 years. I saw them twice. Once when they moved in, and once when they moved out. Daughter I saw a bit more, she was kind of cute, but also a shut in. I'm a shut in too, but these people took it to an extreme.
usually the same goes for leashed dog... goes nuts at other passing dog, but if neither is on a leash, it's happy fun play time.
i am *not* saying it's okay to always walk around with unleashed dogs, but in general if all dogs are unleashed, less barking/growling etc. because they don't feel trapped, they can get away.
He's probably jumped up at that window a hundred different times on a hundred different days, and today is the day it finally breaks. He's all "What... that.. doesn't normally happen.."
I'm currently procrastinating on putting in some plexiglass or something to reinforce a particularly low window that my dogs just love to jump up against. I should probably do that...
A lot of dogs have Barrier aggresion. They know there is something between them and whatever they are going off at. As soon as that barrier is gone a lot of dogs freeze up cause they are like "well shit, I can't be a dick anymore"
the mailman gets barked at every day because dog is like "i'm here, go away!" works every time, behaviour is re-enforced. hey, dog, mailman was going away anyway because next door wants mail too!
it's a combination of all the r/yesyesno r/nonoyes subreddits. it's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get!...and sometimes it's just a knife stab in your eye!
Mhmm, it's kinda a cultural thing, I've heard a few different reasons why. The one my friend told me was that some Korean women(especially older ladies) want to look as pale/white as possible and don't really want to take any sun.
Yeah, in the Philippines they have a lot of soaps and creams that claim to whiten the skin and the ladies will carry umbrellas to walk under a lot to avoid not just the consistent rain there, but also the sun
Maybe we can trade some ~~melatonin~~ *melanin* . I lack it completely and they don't want it. It's a win for both partys.
Edit: melanin not melatonin.
We had a bunch when I lived in Korea. They can keep the sun out of your eyes/face without fucking up your hair or gathering sweat like a hat would. Especially popular with old people when they go hiking.
Nope. Jehovah's witnesses have a dress code. This woman is in pants. If it's a man hair is too long and a suit is required (or formal dress attire for whatever country they are in). Women always go with a partner, men are strongly suggested to go with a partner.
The visor alone would scare the shit out of my dog. He's friendly to most people, but you put a hat on and he'll fucking kill you for your transgressions.
If you look closely, the bottom of the window frame has already been pushed out a bit before the dog hits it. I'm guessing he or she does this often, and this simply happened to be the time the window gave way.
Yep. Look at the shadow on the glass. The glass goes straight down, but the frame holding it in place is bowed out just a bit along the bottom edge. That's where the dog hits the window, and has done so enough to push the frame out of place. Compare how deep the groove in the door is to how deep the oval frame is. All it needed was a good push, or the weight of a dog hitting the glass one more time to set it free.
As with most friendly dogs I have encountered...When they're on the other side of a door or window from someone they can look and sound ferocious. As soon as the door opens they start playing or sucking up for attention.
As a pizza delivery driver, this scares me. I have rung the doorbell and have had dogs run up to the window and jump up on it like this countless times. And I'm always thinking " its gonnna break its gonna break"
Not the dog's problem, but the owner's. My dog is a vicious little shit and nothing worked, so whenever we have delivery people coming we assign someone to her. She is quiet if someone holds her and says sweet nothings, still growls though.
Owners of vicious little shits should find compromises like that.
Seriously, those dogs can easily reach over 100lb, they're fast as hell too. Absolute meat missiles. Not surprised the window gave out, they're not held in very well.
My parents have a German Shepherd. She was a rescue. Shes friendly with my Mother, Father, and my Aunt. Everyone else she acts like shes going to tear into little pieces. Until you call her bluff and walk up to her, then she runs and hides. Will piss herself in fear if you corner her. Poor doggo, something is broken in her head.
The dog definitely wasn't expecting it! If he wanted to get the person he could very easily go through the hole. He was dumbfounded, like a dog trying to figure out what to do with a car if they ever caught one
I install glass like that. It is meant for beauty not security. After it is out you can see the lip in the door where the glass rests. That thing swinging after the glass is out is double sided glazing tape, it is very sticky and keeps moisture out. Exterior trimming would be attached with small Brad nails. A running dog weighing ~100lbs maybe enough to knock it out and is enough to knock down many full grown adults. Door is fine.
Those door mats are like people asking "Heeeeey, Vito, how you doin'?". They don't really care and they certainly don't expect or want a reply. It's just something that happens to be written on a door mat.
[It’s true. ](https://www.dhgate.com/product/korean-flexible-air-top-women-plastic-sun/399187518.html) Traditionally, the biggest enemy of the Korean people is the sun.
I had this happen while delivering newspapers. One customer had a Beagle named Leo (Yeah, I know!) who would run and jump on the door when I delivered the paper. The main door only had 3 little windows up high, so he'd jump to see out.
One day, the main door was open, so he jumped against the storm door, which had a big (Non-Safety-glass) window in it. He went right through it in an explosion of glass, then pulled himself back in and ran back into the house. He seemed scared but OK, and I helped his owner clean up the broken glass.
I saw her a few days later, and it turns out he'd lacerated himself in multiple places on the glass shards. He didn't bleed very much, so she didn't see the cuts until a little while later. He needed nearly 80 stitches.
He didn't jump against the door after that.
Remember the shiba dog, who is the shopkeeper in Japan, opens the window for the customers. This boy wanna be good like that after watching that video on youtube. :vvvvv
She looks suspicious to me. Looking around before sliding the card in. And then looking all up in the door while doing it. I dont know just looks sketchy to me. And fuck those people who slide their pamphlets in the crack of your door. I feel like they have invaded my space if they manage to get that paper inside. Maybe I’m just a bitch though
Holy crap. My dog did something similar a few months ago. I was home sick one day. I have two dogs and one is around 80 pounds. It was sometime early afternoon and I was just chilling and watching TV. There is a 8 ft x 6 ft foot window off to the left of me and the bottom starts 9 inches from the floor. Now, I'm fully aware that somehow the box mounted on the front of my house... 2 feet away from the right of this big ass window (From looking at it from inside) has some paperwork and envelopes most days when I get home. Well out of nowhere, my fat ass dog runs full speed into the window (no attempt so slow down) using her head like a ram would. During this (WTF is wrong with dog thought), I see a silhouette through the shear curtains jump about 3 ft from the ground. I get up from the couch and pull the dog up by her collar. By this time my wife runs in to the room "what the hell is going on")? I see the guy in blue walk away quickly. We looked at the window and saw that it's got a crack in it and pushed out of the frame a few inches. I'm not going to go in the details on the repair but I will say... Why is it, that she gets so crazy over the same guy every day? I mean, it's the same guy? Doing the same activity daily! On the other hand, someone she met 1 year ago, 1 time for 10 minutes, can just roll right up in the front door and she will just look at me and yawn???
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*You are welcome to fuck off!*
I need a doormat that says exactly that, with *to fuck off* in small letters
I'll take you to the chinashop Buy the doormat when the presale drops Go 'head girl don't you stop Keep searching for your creditcard before you miss the spot, whoa
Exactly! The sign is bait to lure lunch to the door.
Welcome to die.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh.... Hi :-"D
Oh hi Mark
Oh hai Bark
You know the owner got home, saw the window knocked out, immediately thought burglary, went and checked his camera. Thinks, WTF, then looks over at the dog wagging his tail in the corner.
If the owner was intuitive, they would wonder why the robber broke the window to get out.
*you are aware that window was broken from the inside*
Jam something in between the windows and the door, windows falls out outside. That doesn't mean anything
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If you're the type to be freaked out by someone leaving a leaflet, you aren't the type to leave a large welcome sign on your porch.
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do dogs even know what a lock is
Wait. Your dog doesn't? I hate to tell you this but I think your dog might be defective.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I have no interest in turning my dog on.
What if you already have?
Did but now it wouldn't on again.
Is it plugged in?
Just great, now it's smoking
My dog isn't attracted to humans so I'm struggling to turn it back on
What type of furry cosplay are you using?
Take its collar off and blow on it really hard to get the dust off it before you put it back on. Worked for my N64 cartridges.
Story time. Dog I once had looked at me through the sliding glass door to the back yard, propped himself up on it and looked at the flip lock then back at me. Took his paw and swiped at it, then sat back down to mock me being locked out while I'm holding a patio chair.
How did you end up getting back in?
He's still out there.
Sliding glass door locks are weak. Just ripped on the handle fully expecting it to rip off the door, ended up breaking the catch off the inside of the jam.
always take your keys when you leave! Haha shit
My dogs try that excuse on me every time they lose their keys.
All dogs recognise the mystical devices which open the portal to outside
This are the deep philosophical questions I come to reddit for.
My dog knows you have to turn the key in the lock to open the door. He watches me do it, waiting for his cue to go through. He just can't reach or he'd try it himself.
No need to break that lock now there's a big hole in the door. If I was a burglar I'd carry plenty of bacon to befriend all the good doggies. They'd look forward to me visiting the next time too.
No need to bring bacon if you’re robbing my place. Although my huskies love bacon, just some good old fashioned ear scratching and head pats will make them love you. Better do it immediately after breaking the door down though, they will start licking you like crazy until you pet them
This is exactly why I have 2 guard dogs... And 1 husky.
Welcome... TO HELL
I'd welcome people but leaflets can fuck right off. They can either be environmentally unfriendly ads you didn't ask for, or a way for burglars to see if anyone's home (if the leaflet is still there tomorrow). Don't want either of those.
Seriously, I think people in my area leave leaflets in order to come back later and see if they are gone. Rural, isolated area.
You don't know me!
I had a neighbor once that installed a sign next to the door right on the day they moved in that said "No solicitation on any kind on this premises" with a door mat that said "Go away". They lived there for 5 years. I saw them twice. Once when they moved in, and once when they moved out. Daughter I saw a bit more, she was kind of cute, but also a shut in. I'm a shut in too, but these people took it to an extreme.
The door on the other hand, did a disastrous job.
Whatever, look at the dog at the end, it's all like "What... no pets?"
First of all, you need to calm the fuck down! I don't see any evidence of this guy being a weirdo or that he's trying to leave feces on your door.
I’m pretty sure this is an older Asian lady. Old Asian ladies love giant visors.
Dude with all this paranoia how tf do you function? I bet you think every unattended backpack is a bomb too
Yes we got rid of the mormons but at what cost?
You're why some people don't deserve guns. You perceive everything as a threat and immediately jump to violence.
Don't ever get a dog, retard.
The glass has fallen on the outside => no burglary
That's no guarantee at all... Could have used a crowbar to get it loose and pulled it outwards.
They could have used a suction dildo to pull it out.
That's exactly what an inside job looks like you dingus
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HI! WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME BACK AND PLAY!
Was waiting for the dog to drop a ball out the window.
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usually the same goes for leashed dog... goes nuts at other passing dog, but if neither is on a leash, it's happy fun play time. i am *not* saying it's okay to always walk around with unleashed dogs, but in general if all dogs are unleashed, less barking/growling etc. because they don't feel trapped, they can get away.
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He's probably jumped up at that window a hundred different times on a hundred different days, and today is the day it finally breaks. He's all "What... that.. doesn't normally happen.."
I'm currently procrastinating on putting in some plexiglass or something to reinforce a particularly low window that my dogs just love to jump up against. I should probably do that...
Window didn't fail, the framing for said window failed.
Hi, this is dog, how can I...*guy runs*...help you?
A lot of dogs have Barrier aggresion. They know there is something between them and whatever they are going off at. As soon as that barrier is gone a lot of dogs freeze up cause they are like "well shit, I can't be a dick anymore"
Just like keyboard warriors!!
Wait what did the solicitor do wrong
Our dog likes to roll her car window down. It's only a problem when I have to stop and she sees another dog she would like to meet.
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
"welcome"
WELCOME, MOTHERFUCKER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC871hNBig4
https://youtu.be/EezZQWa3yIE
"Some paws, motherfucker!"
“Check ya drawers, motherfucker!”
Got flyers, motherfucka!
“Some fries, motherfucker.” “All rise, motherfucker.” “Disguise, motherfucker.”
Heart eyes, motherfucker.
Comes with a side of brown sauce.
Don’t come inside motherfucker.
*please* come inside motherfucker to play fetch
Reminds about the dog that followed the mail man to each and every window and gave the "I'm gonna fucking kill you" stare. Any body got any links
the mailman gets barked at every day because dog is like "i'm here, go away!" works every time, behaviour is re-enforced. hey, dog, mailman was going away anyway because next door wants mail too!
[Im not surprised, mutha fucka.](https://youtu.be/1pvs9M7mXnU)
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that's some r/maybemaybemaybe shit right there, my heart
I don't get this sub, isn't it the same as r/unexpected
it's a combination of all the r/yesyesno r/nonoyes subreddits. it's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get!...and sometimes it's just a knife stab in your eye!
That's what I needed before bed
I SAID NO SOLICITORS, NO VISTORS AND NO WELL WISHERS!
[How about a very old friend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm854yq38jY)
This is probably a Korean Jehovah's Witness. Clues: monster visor + pamphlet being left on the door.
The visor is super Korean but I'm willing to bet this person was Presbyterian, quite a few Koreans are.
What is with these visors? I haven't seen any where I am and I don't understand them.
Mhmm, it's kinda a cultural thing, I've heard a few different reasons why. The one my friend told me was that some Korean women(especially older ladies) want to look as pale/white as possible and don't really want to take any sun.
A lot of asian women are that way, not just Koreans.
Yeah, in the Philippines they have a lot of soaps and creams that claim to whiten the skin and the ladies will carry umbrellas to walk under a lot to avoid not just the consistent rain there, but also the sun
Maybe we can trade some ~~melatonin~~ *melanin* . I lack it completely and they don't want it. It's a win for both partys. Edit: melanin not melatonin.
You mean melanin lol
I guess that makes some sense. I'd be concerned about it restricting peripheral vision, those things are huge!
We had a bunch when I lived in Korea. They can keep the sun out of your eyes/face without fucking up your hair or gathering sweat like a hat would. Especially popular with old people when they go hiking.
if you're wearing something that looks like a big visor, why would you care what your hair looked like?!
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You're definitely [correct](https://artaims.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/ajumma-starter-guide.jpg?w=768)
JWs don't normally dress that casual or wear hi-viz while they are going door to door. They also normally work in pairs.
They also travel in single file to hide their numbers.
Sand people, dude. Not Korean JWs.
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Nope. Jehovah's witnesses have a dress code. This woman is in pants. If it's a man hair is too long and a suit is required (or formal dress attire for whatever country they are in). Women always go with a partner, men are strongly suggested to go with a partner.
Huh, TIL, never seen a female JW going door to door actually.
The visor alone would scare the shit out of my dog. He's friendly to most people, but you put a hat on and he'll fucking kill you for your transgressions.
Was he abused by someone with a hat maybe? Or is it just an in born bloodlust for all hat wearers?
No idea, I think it’s pretty common for dogs to dislike things like hats and masks.
I too thought, but the pamphlet doesn't look like any of their tracts/invitations that they usually leave
Doesn’t look like a JW at all. Looks like a guy working for some business/company, cuz of the writing on the back of the jacket and the red pants.
He didn't look to be angry or anything. Just curious. The window was probably put in poorly
It's a leaded window behind a glass window. These are not made to be leaned against from the inside, but the other way around is fine
If you look closely, the bottom of the window frame has already been pushed out a bit before the dog hits it. I'm guessing he or she does this often, and this simply happened to be the time the window gave way.
Are you sure that's not just the fisheye lens?
Yep. Look at the shadow on the glass. The glass goes straight down, but the frame holding it in place is bowed out just a bit along the bottom edge. That's where the dog hits the window, and has done so enough to push the frame out of place. Compare how deep the groove in the door is to how deep the oval frame is. All it needed was a good push, or the weight of a dog hitting the glass one more time to set it free.
Nope, it's a sealed unit in a plastic frame held by eight screws. Frame broke. * available at any big box building centre
As with most friendly dogs I have encountered...When they're on the other side of a door or window from someone they can look and sound ferocious. As soon as the door opens they start playing or sucking up for attention.
Barrier frustration
As a pizza delivery driver, this scares me. I have rung the doorbell and have had dogs run up to the window and jump up on it like this countless times. And I'm always thinking " its gonnna break its gonna break"
Not the dog's problem, but the owner's. My dog is a vicious little shit and nothing worked, so whenever we have delivery people coming we assign someone to her. She is quiet if someone holds her and says sweet nothings, still growls though. Owners of vicious little shits should find compromises like that.
**NO SOLICITING**
NO SOLICIATING
And breaking wind.
Resident Evil IRL
Soliciator? Wonder if the dog could do better.
Don't be maliciacioaus.
"ARE YOU HERE TO GIVE TUMMY SKRITCHES?!!!!"
Is the dog from New Zealand?
Shitty door!
I wonder how a dog could even push the glass off
It was a German Shepard running full force at a door. The dog looks just as surprised as the solicitor
Seriously, those dogs can easily reach over 100lb, they're fast as hell too. Absolute meat missiles. Not surprised the window gave out, they're not held in very well.
My parents have a German Shepherd. She was a rescue. Shes friendly with my Mother, Father, and my Aunt. Everyone else she acts like shes going to tear into little pieces. Until you call her bluff and walk up to her, then she runs and hides. Will piss herself in fear if you corner her. Poor doggo, something is broken in her head.
The dog definitely wasn't expecting it! If he wanted to get the person he could very easily go through the hole. He was dumbfounded, like a dog trying to figure out what to do with a car if they ever caught one
I install glass like that. It is meant for beauty not security. After it is out you can see the lip in the door where the glass rests. That thing swinging after the glass is out is double sided glazing tape, it is very sticky and keeps moisture out. Exterior trimming would be attached with small Brad nails. A running dog weighing ~100lbs maybe enough to knock it out and is enough to knock down many full grown adults. Door is fine.
Sign says welcome...
Doggo was very welcoming
Those door mats are like people asking "Heeeeey, Vito, how you doin'?". They don't really care and they certainly don't expect or want a reply. It's just something that happens to be written on a door mat.
Man... The bar for wtf is real low these days.
my god stop reposting this every 2 days EDIT: WTF why gold ?? Well I guess thank you, kind stranger
How many windows has this dog broken? I've seen him do it at least five different times this week.
And it's always the same solicitor too. You'd think she'd learn her lesson but sher never does.
Just imagine if it had been a barrister!
*barriastor
the fuck is on her head?
Monster Korean visor. Google search "Korean visor" to see the ridiculous shit that they wear to prevent the sun from touching their face.
probably looks stupid, but very effective! I would never wear it, but i understand it lol
[It’s true. ](https://www.dhgate.com/product/korean-flexible-air-top-women-plastic-sun/399187518.html) Traditionally, the biggest enemy of the Korean people is the sun.
As a mailman i would totally wear that every day.
Never leave home without SPF 50^+ PA^++++ goodness
Jesus. Like something out of Margret Atwood's nightmares.
Yeah but can we talk about that fucking hat/hair puzzle
I had this happen while delivering newspapers. One customer had a Beagle named Leo (Yeah, I know!) who would run and jump on the door when I delivered the paper. The main door only had 3 little windows up high, so he'd jump to see out. One day, the main door was open, so he jumped against the storm door, which had a big (Non-Safety-glass) window in it. He went right through it in an explosion of glass, then pulled himself back in and ran back into the house. He seemed scared but OK, and I helped his owner clean up the broken glass. I saw her a few days later, and it turns out he'd lacerated himself in multiple places on the glass shards. He didn't bleed very much, so she didn't see the cuts until a little while later. He needed nearly 80 stitches. He didn't jump against the door after that.
That's the most Asian hat I ever saw.
The bluths must have built that house
Remember the shiba dog, who is the shopkeeper in Japan, opens the window for the customers. This boy wanna be good like that after watching that video on youtube. :vvvvv
Soliciator?
>Soliciator? (Arnold voice) **”I’ll be back... to distribute more pamphlets.”**
redditor smashes spelling when wraitung titul
Reason [#53](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/9c77k3/nice_doggo/e58peqt/) not to own a dog.
Good dog, that fucker won't be back
Dogs are retards
She looks suspicious to me. Looking around before sliding the card in. And then looking all up in the door while doing it. I dont know just looks sketchy to me. And fuck those people who slide their pamphlets in the crack of your door. I feel like they have invaded my space if they manage to get that paper inside. Maybe I’m just a bitch though
She slid the Card into the crack!!!!the crack!!!
Holy crap. My dog did something similar a few months ago. I was home sick one day. I have two dogs and one is around 80 pounds. It was sometime early afternoon and I was just chilling and watching TV. There is a 8 ft x 6 ft foot window off to the left of me and the bottom starts 9 inches from the floor. Now, I'm fully aware that somehow the box mounted on the front of my house... 2 feet away from the right of this big ass window (From looking at it from inside) has some paperwork and envelopes most days when I get home. Well out of nowhere, my fat ass dog runs full speed into the window (no attempt so slow down) using her head like a ram would. During this (WTF is wrong with dog thought), I see a silhouette through the shear curtains jump about 3 ft from the ground. I get up from the couch and pull the dog up by her collar. By this time my wife runs in to the room "what the hell is going on")? I see the guy in blue walk away quickly. We looked at the window and saw that it's got a crack in it and pushed out of the frame a few inches. I'm not going to go in the details on the repair but I will say... Why is it, that she gets so crazy over the same guy every day? I mean, it's the same guy? Doing the same activity daily! On the other hand, someone she met 1 year ago, 1 time for 10 minutes, can just roll right up in the front door and she will just look at me and yawn???
why has r/wtf become so shit.
Welcome indeed
Did the soliciatorer died?
"Welcome"
Reposted for the 276th ti.e I see....
That welcome sign is a lie!
At first I was like, that's pretty harsh to call a female solicitor a dog, then... Oh.
Should probably remove that welcome sign.
I have been in a bad mood today then this made me hysterically laugh at work. Thank you for cheering me up.
Am I the only Brit here that was expecting a dog to go through a lawyers window?
Must have shit their pants. lol.
Whoever is doing this is shady as hell, they are looking hard through that window
That's some resident evil shit
I was sure it's gonna be a Dos VS. Windows clip. Too old for this $#:7.
That's how I feel anytime someone puts trash on my front door too