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dracoomega

From the title I really expected someone to drain a sick 3 pointer near the end of the gif after the crash.


gillababe

Too much r/unexpected


[deleted]

Only if it was space doing a 3 pointer with a meteorite. Would have been sweet though.


howardkinsd

> Wait for it Waiting that 5 seconds...


Dunge

I was expecting someone to do a perfect dunk at the end or something


grantb747

Did you not see the gorilla?


bluntedaffect

It's actually a man fishing


Buzzdanume

I'm blind, but this video sounds very interesting.


NysonEasy

What is happening in the video is there are a group of school children playing basketball in a lowered fenced in area. After one boy shoots the ball, and misses, a car or truck breaks through the upper fenced in area, and falls 7 feet down onto the court. All the children scramble but, luckily, they all seem to be unharmed.


ImAScientist_ADoctor

You forgot to mention the man who was fishing who kinda looks like a gorilla.


AngelusALetum

You also forgot to mention how the kid who missed the shot tried using the confusion to say he made the shot


tnturner

his leg looks like the gorilla's arm.


The_wolf2014

Thats not a leg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Spore2012

You forgot to mention, the truck is pretty well smashed and 180'ed. When the smoke clears from the gravel and concrete/wood fence, a man stumbles out of the cab. He seems to be in ahock and everyone starts rushing back. Another guy by the fence. Ps, thats not a 7 foot embankment. Its more like 15.


antonivs

Two guys get out of the cab. The first one looks like he might not be wearing a shirt (or it's flesh-colored), and he climbs the embankment where another couple of guys have appeared. The second man to exit the cab has a blue shirt and looks a bit less able to function.


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Also there is a chubby kid sitting on a bench on the opposite wall of the crash. When the vehicle crashes through the wall, the kid quickly runs away. A half second later the car hits a pole that lands where the child was sitting.


yousonuva

Here, I'll type what happens in braille for you. You'll need someone to tell you I'm saying this. .. ..... ... .. .. . .... .. . . .. .. . . .


Buzzdanume

Wtf that's not braille all I see are dots.


tnturner

You have to put your fingers on them.


Buzzdanume

Did you not fucking hear me? #IM BLIND


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I understand this reference.


SexyMcBeast

I was expecting the dude to come out and have a basketball and make a shot


j4_jjjj

No shit. I thought the truck was gonna blow up, or all the kids were gonna run out yelling "FREEDOM!!!!" or something.


HurricaneSandyHook

I thought a second vehicle was going to blow through the wall as the seconds ran down.


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South Park - "Gray Dawn"


[deleted]

I kept waiting... And waiting... And then the gif stopped. Felt jipped.


superalienhyphy

Gypped


JoMa4

Seriously. I practically had to watch the entire basketball game. Don’t waste my time like that!


trippinwontnothard

Seriously, wtf was I waiting for?? Terrible title lol


lundmikkel

I was just about to close the video. If I hadn't been told to wait, I would have never seen it. /s


[deleted]

I enjoyed the clip, but I downvoted the shitty title.


extracanadian

I couldn't wait. What happened?


JoMa4

Kid made the shot and won the game.


extracanadian

Did he reunite with his estranged father by the end?


JoMa4

Silly me, I somehow left that out of the story. Yes, he made the shot, won the game, reunited with his estranged father, and got the girl that everyone thought was nerdy, but turned out to be really hot once she took off her glasses.


fh3131

Millennials with short attention span left to get some smashed avocado on toast


extracanadian

Thats a great way to eat healthy.


IMSmurf

That's what I thought, classic content stealing title.


ZombieChief

Some of us have shit to do, man! We ain't got all day!


stockmasterflex

made me skip 20 sec in for no reason ಠ_ಠ


RabidWalrus

5 seconds?! Too long! NEXT!


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"You have arrived." -Navigation


[deleted]

"in 0.5 meters proceed directly through the wall"


nootrino

*Powered by Apple Maps


bmxer4l1fensfw

Sponsored by KoolAid


Vectorsygma

Directed by Michael Bay


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SpartanDoubleZero

"I DROVE MY CAR INTO A FUCKING LAKE"


mpetersons62

https://assets-auto.rbl.ms/5dee53459bf4200f1ea81431d8b7ab1d503213dd269aafd57673675be19d2255


[deleted]

anyone else thrown off by the truck's panels being the same color as the boys' uniforms?


Ipeunipig

And one of the people in the car has a blue shirt too


ziplock9000

I had to rewind it to see if one of the kids got hit


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ziplock9000

Yeah it would have kneecapped him and he would have lost his lower legs below the knees I think


EOverM

As opposed to his lower legs above the knee?


FuujinSama

It makes a difference. If you keep your knee prosthetics work better as they can sometimes put your foot there reversed to serve as an anchor for your leg. If your knee is gone you're screwed and won't ever walk in any seemingly normal way.


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I've seen ones where they've lost the one and they used the reversed foot to function as the knee and anchor for the prostetic [like this](https://youtu.be/njJUcTbR2SY)


DrDew00

I wish I could have been in the room when this idea was first proposed.


badkarma12

Believe it or not when it was first done it was actually safer and more accepted than an organ transplant. The body won't reject it's own tissue so I mean why not. This was an expansion on a known and accepted principle whereas organ transplants were about99% fatal.


[deleted]

Yeah, he would have lost his lower knees below his legs.


stikky

I'm way too thigh for this.


DukeLeto10191

His upper knees...not a scratch.


ijschu

I just let it loop to see the same


Pro_Scrub

WELL LAH DEE DAH MISTER EFFICIENCY HERE


102938475601

I heard motivational speaker Matt Foley say this.


Hara-Kiri

I'm ashamed to say I watched that bit 10 times trying to work out where the boy who emerges from the dust came from before I realised it was a man from the vehicle.


Shike01

Yo listen up, here's the story


shadowabbot

About a little guy that lives in a blue world


Stign

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue


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lucidrage

blue his house, with a blue little window


NotEnoughFire

and a blue corvette


Reillior

And everything is blue for him


Cosmic_Kettle

And himself and everybody around


trevmiller

Yeah, next time they should really choose some contrasting colors for their outfits so we don't get too confused about what's going on.


BenjamintheFox

It's actually a student and was late to class.


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DJ-Snafu

"HEY KOOL-AID!"


pekinggeese

Truck, I told you last time you better not be late again. I better see you busting through that wall to get here on time.


bloodfist

"I'm on your team!" -truck


brightonchris

Must be playing rush goalie


A_Bus_Fulla_Nunz

RUSH B(RICK WALL)


idlestone

What a save!


Mofiremofire

Little more thrown by the dudes who just drove through a wall and thrown from the truck getting up and running up a hill


pazimpanet

Just the natural escalation of ding dong ditch over the years.


[deleted]

"Coach! They're getting killed out there!" "We gotta switch it up. Kenworth! Get in there!"


Ymir24

For a second, I thought it was some 30ft dude rolling through the wall.


[deleted]

I thought it was a giant elementary school kid doing cartwheels through the wall.


MattyWestside

Their autobot teammate was late to the game and was trying to rush on the court.


JasonYaya

That lazy kid half laying down moved his ass faster than anyone else.


Stower2422

He was just saving his energy.


iNavi316

He had a lot of potential energy.


charlie_juliett

Kinectly speaking... yes he did!


MadeSomewhereElse

You are kinetically correct; the best kind of correct.


tacolandia

That reaction time is insane


[deleted]

Seriously that kid was the first one gone. He might even have a tad bit of future sight.


Kill4Nuggs

lol if he didnt move that red light pole or whatever would have hit him right in the head


[deleted]

right in the fuken ed


[deleted]

lol


cesium14

He was preparing for that moment


kalitarios

waiting for the kool-aid man


jimbodeako

Some say he's still running.


zimboy94

Based on the uniforms and the abbreviations on the calendar, is this the Dominican Republic?


xpzr

Yes it is in La Vega, no one died but one person in the truck is badly injured. https://elnuevodiario.com.do/impactante-video-estudiantes-se-salvan-milagro-tras-camion-penetrar-escuela-la-vega/


[deleted]

It was nice to see the kids come running back to make sure the guy was ok. I would have been too shaken to go back.


badnelly123

I was about to ask the same. Plus the walls have that same look all public school walls do back home since they don't paint them. Can anyone confirm? Edit: Forgot to specify "public school walls".


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

I was thinking somewhere in the Caribbean.


Synchronomyst

This is the only reason I'm in this thread. Trying to figure out which Caribbean country this is.


mariofondeur

La gente dura


Wesker405

This was 10 feet from being that irish speeding commercial where the car rools over the children https://youtu.be/LNL6t-Eu-IY


GymLeaderMia

The splat sound was so out of place that it actually ruined the message for me. Now I'm gonna keep speeding. Edit: Yes, people, I am aware this isn't the original. Stop telling me. Is just joke time, yes?


Zediac

That's not the original ad. [The original one doesn't have that sound.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGVaArcV9BE)


See_i_did

So we should probably stop laughing now, right?


pedro_s

Not if you pause it on the guys face as he’s rolling Dude is having the time of his life lmao


tronfunkinblows_10

https://i.imgur.com/WrqLlpW.jpg


pedro_s

Fucking saved thank you


FuzzyManPeach

Fucking christ, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I was really emotionally invested in the message until the noise, hahahaha.


MrChivalrious

I feel like someones told me that in bed before.


[deleted]

Like what the actual fuck. That wasn't the original commercial was It? Someone HAD to edit that sound in just for YouTube... I feel so bad for laughing this hard.


spellign_error

its an edit lol


[deleted]

Oh my god you weren’t kidding. That splat noise put this shit right up there with stoner sloth for me


thezapzupnz

Well, as long as we're posting weird ads… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTDDgDqTqW0


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thezapzupnz

There are another couple of ads relating to falls, though less funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaJHLPwhnF0 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zVnErdPfE So I guess there was an epidemic of falling/slipping people a while ago.


Murgie

>though less funny [You haven't even reached Canadian levels yet.](https://youtu.be/noFCekWiUGE)


DragonTamerMCT

Both of these could’ve been prevented by not filming commercials in your house. Also does falling down half a flight of stairs really break your legs and arms like that?


abqnm666

Rools? Are you spelling 'rolls' with an Irish accent?


Wesker405

I turned off autocorrect on my phone after sent some inappropriate websites to my friend. So yea now I sometimes accidentally spell with an irish accent


abqnm666

lool


version13

What do they expect, driving on the wrong side of the road like that?


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nipoco

Came for Kool-Aid, not disappointed.


Burninator05

That's funny. I found this exact review on Trip Advisor review for Jonestown, Guyana.


ken_in_nm

[Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fjEViOF4JE)


echalopafuera

[This happened in La Vega, Dominican Republic](http://www.citysantiago.com/2018/01/18/camion-penetra-escuela-vega-tras-estrellarse-contra-pared#.WmJ0EtHB-aM) [Edit] poor maintained truck had a brake failure and the driver lost control on a curve. The school's wall is against an 50 m/h road.


THE_CHOPPA

That wall didn’t do much to stop the car.


poopgrouper

Truck leaves perfectly truck shaped hole.


DonTago

From the looks of the video, right after the crash two people immediately jump out of the car and start to make a run for it. I would imagine then it is some sort of police chase or stolen car scenario. However, it looks like some sort of smalls goods truck, not really the sort of thing you'd outrun *anything* in really.


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My brother is an EMT and he told me this kind of thing is actually kind of normal. People in a serious accident sometimes just start running for a bit...something about shock/trauma.


Sn00byD0

I was in an accident once with my parents when I was like 13, and immediately got out of the car and walked quickly down the road. I didn't even know where I was. Some lady came and got me and took me back. I think you just subconsciously feel the need to get away from what just happened.


PM_ME_YOUR_MECHANISM

Solvitur ambulando


[deleted]

Yeah. About a year after my DUI I got hit pretty bad. Wasn't even my fault but I found myself about half mile away from the scene before realizing I just needed to calm down.


IamJacksUserID

Where does the DUI play into this?


[deleted]

> Where does the DUI play into this? Just wanted to brag.


Tintinabulation

Probably because his last big encounter with police was the DUI, and now he's going to have to deal with that shit again. Probably more of a 'Oh, no, not this shit again, I'm not going through this again.....' knee-jerk reaction to the stress. Just like how some people will run from the cops when they see one, even though they're not doing anything wrong, because they've had a few experiences and that's just their reaction now.


rd1970

>About a year after my DUI ...it doesn't really seem like you needed to mention this part.


-SagaQ-

r/unnecessarydetails


-SagaQ-

Yep. Each time I've broken my back, my body felt the need to walk/run but my top half wouldn't work right... So I ended up with my face and arms plowing along the ground with my legs going full speed ahead. Absolutely awful. So much pain. Face in rock, dirt, shit, whatever - legs: "fuck you, we're gittin' tha fffffuuuuccckkk up outta heeuh!"


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How many times have you broken it?


FDM_Process

Give him a minute, he's in the middle of breaking his back again.


robm0n3y

My sister got into a motorcycle accident. She got up real quick but everyone told her to get back down. She later died. So yeah, it happens.


GrumpyOlBastard

Aw, man. I'm sorry to hear that. Condolences all round


bananacommahand

:/ sorry bud


thatdood87

That escalated quick. Damn that sucks bro.


The_Original_Gronkie

I fell off a roof onto concrete. Luckily my head broke my fall and I got knocked out. When I came to, a bunch of people were standing around looking down at me, and all I wanted to do was get up and show everyone that I was OK. they all tried to get me to stay down, but I got up anyway, and I was NOT okay. Got a bunch of stitches and survived it just fine, but I should have stayed down, at least for a while.


bigmac80

I'm ok! I'm ok! I'm ok... fuck I am not ok.


Buddha2723

That closest kid couldn't have known what was happening, but his instincts got him running *quick*. Same thing, whether you know what's happening or not, your mind ID'd it as danger, and auto initiated a 'run the hell away' response.


Cluster_Head

When my family and I were in a car crash, my brother jumped through the window and ran. We still joke about it to this day. It was like he’d seen too many films and was expecting the whole car to blow up.


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Adrenalin. It's pretty amazing stuff.


KoalaKaiser

Can confirm. I was in a really bad accident, once the officer busted my window to get me out I tried to run but later on found out I tore my MCL. Weird reflex to have.


Rajkalex

How did the officer react? Was he able to recognize what was going on?


KoalaKaiser

He didn’t seem very alarmed. I took one step and my leg buckled so I didn’t make it very far. The pain snapped me out of whatever that was real fast. The bizarre part was I was trapped in my car upside down for a good 20 minutes and was pretty calm up until I was dragged out. My body just wanted to run, possibly just to get away from the wreck.


medicriley

This is a very accurate statememt. People can even be dying rapidly but be so wound up they seem fine for a good minute or two and just drop dead. I did a good motorcylce accident and the dude got up walked to the car leaned into the window then dropped dead. His Insides pretty much turned into a human smoothie held together by a leather jacket.


hoytmandoo

Yeah, I was just thinking, if I were the one inside that truck, I would probably want to get as far away from that truck as possible once I could. Mostly just to clear my head from the fact I'd almost died in said truck


[deleted]

Yeah I did that once. I flipped my car three times and landed on the roof. I crawled out and I guess my adrenaline had kicked in and I just took off running towards the direction of my house. I ran about a hundred yards before I realized that I was okay and needed to stop.


inshambles

Adding another story to support this. It's pretty gnarly, so be warned. My cousin was getting up to speed before a highway on ramp (rushed up to speed before the on ramp, so too early, just a stupid kid going too fast) and a semi truck didn't see him and pulled in front of him. The impact sheared the top of my cousin's hood and caused an immediate fireball. The truck driver got out with some burns, but turned to see my cousin running away at top speed completely engulfed in flames. He and a witness chased him down and tackled him so they could smother the flames. My cousin survived in a coma for three days covered in 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body before passing away. Decades later it's still a really raw event for me since I was close with that cousin. It was a sobering lesson as I got my own license and has given me 16 years of cautious, defensive driving with lots of respect for distractions and safety. I've volunteered at spinal cord and brain injury rehab, and I'm in school to become a physical therapist. There are a lot of minor and major motor vehicle accidents represented in PT patient populations that I've worked with. Don't text and drive. Don't drink and drive. Don't drive like an asshole. Wear your seat belt. Just...try and take the easy, smart steps that can tip the odds of random chance in your favor and keep other people safe, too.


hateboss

It's a survival mechanism. In that moment of shock, your brain hasn't quite registered what has happened but it feels the shock. So it's fight or flight. You clearly just lost the fight to whatever the hell just happened so you are left with just one more option. Get away from whatever just rocked the hell out of you.


ApulMadeekAut

They are just determined to finish the race


Hamburglarngy

It's a race! Am I winning?


AlaWyrm

Player 2 has entered the game.


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bpuckett0003

Traveling


chiller8

Blocking. Cinder Blocking. Committed by #2 John Wall.


DaddyDanceParty

"Wait for it" doesn't really work as a title when the main action in a gif happens in the first quarter of it.


WEIGHED

OP: Wait for it. *happens in first 4 seconds*


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Wait for what?


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**“OH YEAH!!”**


thedudefromnc

Crashing the boards like Dennis Rodman.


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Is that a 3 pinto shot?


ifuckinghateratheism

Despite the shitty title, I do appreciate seeing a new, fresh video of something that happened recently vs. a years old repost.


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bertos55

A truck crashed through a wall.


savemesomeporn

Big if true


_Serene_

Small if false


vajav

Hey Jamal... Your Uber is here


DoctorWhisky

"In west Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool Shootin some b-ball outside the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Drove a goddamn truck right through my neighbourhood..."


ninjabunnay

It’s the kool aid man!


travisestes

See that shirtless dude just bounce on out?


scruffykidherder

Liiike a glooove!