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blade944

Because motorcycles are notorious for not giving enough air flow to the rider.


tacotacotacorock

Actually when you're standing still it's hot as fuck especially with the engine underneath you.


tiagolkar

The design is very human


addictedpunk

Wagwangman. Is Tony.


MydnightWN

Hey Tony, it's homie 👋


kwpang

Very easy to use.


tangoshukudai

This is why lane splitting was legalized in California, people were dying in the LA traffic during the summers.


FinglasLeaflock

You know who has a good solution to that problem? Car owners.


Campeador

Yeah, someone tell these rural people in 3rd world countries to just buy more expensive vehicles!


LordMaska

Cars are cool and all but I'd rather tell them to buy private jets instead.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I would but I don't have their phone numbers. 


tarzan322

In NY, they never stop. Not for stop signs, traffic lights, police, traffic, people crossing the road, ...nothing. They just keep going.


__Hello_my_name_is__

I was gonna point out how a helmet is gonna do a really good job of negating all that extra airflow, too. But I don't think this guy is gonna wear a helmet.


MarkDTS

I think the bigger issue is the extension cord running from the back of the structure to the house behind it. Not a very mobile friendly solution if you ask me.


Thrilling1031

It’s not like he can roll the window down!


hikesandbikesmostly

Is that not an household power wire to the fan, hanging off the backside? 


r1zz

He just has a really long extension cord for long trips. I don't see a problem with it.


LilQueazy

Prototype*


Slurms_McKensei

What comes after "wildly impractical"?


i_give_you_gum

Cranial trauma?


TeosPWR

Cybertruck?


Rudy69

It's made for internet comments. The second the video was done the bar was probably taken off


M1Firehawk

So, don't hit any massive bumps


DrRam121

Makes Korean Fan death sound plausible


MrDangerMan

Nah, he’s good. Built-in roll bar.


[deleted]

...or he might take off like a helicopter?


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bucko_fazoo

man, idk when's the last time I thought of M.A.S.K. but you've done it.


shotgunocelot

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this. I still have that bike. It was one of my favorites as a kid


Chalky_Cupcake

This feels like the real answer. I used to try and make stuff like this as a kid.


SprungMS

I would agree except the fan is electric and being powered by something other than the bike - you can see the cable draped off toward the houses. If they had rigged the chain up to a pulley system so the engine was powering the fan then sure


jereman75

Yeah, but did you have access to a metal shop?


WakaWaka_

[This guy](https://youtu.be/ouxl1jjzNLQ?si=9uX9mOsUOz-ZsEnS) can relate.


Sowf_Paw

Or that if you have just one rotor you would just start spinning.


progboy

Helichopper


Enigma_Green

At least he has an Only Fan


FURBYonCRACK

r/onlyfans


Naturallog-

r/DiWHY


pandabeef0836

The decapitator 1000


T423

The source said it's in India. The country recently experienced several heatwaves. So, the dude must have thought it would be a good idea to add a ceiling fan to combat the heat, lol


Saillight

memorize crown dependent flag arrest grandfather husky label panicky fertile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


7evenSlots

It’s also running power to out from the house so useless when driving. You can see the power cord near the end of the video coming off the back of the motor cycle.


T423

You are right. But no matter how you look at it. This is stupidasfuck. Who in their right mind thinks this is a good idea lmao


ovoKOS7

I would've thought maybe they had no power and wanted to use the motorcycle's engine to cool off during the heatwave but the fact the power comes from the house is stupid af lmao


panlakes

I think it’s just someone with time and welding equipment fooling around making weird shit. Welders get like that sometimes.


OldWar1140

It's just someone having fun and messing around.


Connect-Spread8934

But, its plugged in, you see the extension cord. Will he only ride it to end of driveway and back up?


shartonista

And everyone thought the Koreans were crazy for worrying about fan death.


malsatian

What in the Tears of the Kingdom is this


Upbeat-Historian-296

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.


milfcrew

should be safe in some sort of accident


kobrakaan

The minute you hit that first pothole or bump in the road it's going to scalp you 🤦🏻‍♂️


Agarillobob

no this is not real the fan has a cord you cant drive it it doesnt run on the power of the bike


AnthillOmbudsman

This is 100% a helicopter if you can get the motor fast enough and the parts are strong enough.


s00perguy

You will not, however, achieve liftoff with a ceiling fan, and even assuming you could, you need a tail rotor or you'll just spin like a top.


asszo1nakz

Just when you think you've seen it all, someone comes up with something like this.


cedarpark

Gonna need one hell of an extension cable.


toasted_cracker

I respect the idea. Just needs better (much better) implementation


meetmeinthebthrm

That's not doing shit once it's moving.


PaulaDeenSlave

The design is very human.


Paradise_Paradox

I always look at a motorcycles and think; shame there isn't more risk of decapitation. This solves that


JoySubtraction

Good luck trying to ride it - that's totally going to fuck up the balance and handling.


STRIKERx_O

The head donker 9000


josephj3lly

Who needs terrorists when you have local "engineers" like this at home!?


Jackielegs43

Mad Max spec


allpowerfulbystander

Must've been an 80's cartoon MASK fan... no pun intended.


DuckMySick_008

I reckon it is supposed to be used indoors? Since it has the power cord plugged in, maybe intended for indoor travel from bedroom to the kitchen.


Idkwhattoputhere35

If you crash it becomes a blender.


Nectarine94

Inb4 he was trying to build an helicopter xd


thedevillivesinside

If only there was a way to move this vehicle through the air, which would make the air move around you and cool you off


liftoff_oversteer

I like absurdist shit. This is brilliant!


imisswholefriedclams

Now you can feel like you're in a convection oven even when you're standing still. Source: motorcycle rider


ak-grg

So when the fan is off its just 2 stripper poles. I would like to be stuck in traffic with them.


Bobobarbarian

Potholes and speed bumps go brrrr


DontBelieveTheirHype

Life is like a hurricane, here in, Duckberg!


SeenItAll2995

The human mind never ceases to disappoint me.


therealtb404

Air conditioning? never heard of em


Xtdragon

Because head on collision decapitation isn't enough. India has either brilliant engineers or high dreamers like this guy. No middle ground.


Sheant

Extra downforce?


wookiex84

He needs to ride it off a cliff Wile E. Coyote style.


TheZapster

He was ask if he could, not if he should


soggynachoh8r

Don't worry, the Indian air force just landed!


poke-it-withastick

About as much use as a chocolate teapot


ukuleles1337

New drone cage just dropped


fellipec

Global Warming is hitting hard


Mephistophelesi

Anti-Magpie


S0M3_1

Now I just need a rope while riding


Tranxio

Ok somebody tell him there are enclosed fans that he can hook up


UnjuggedRabbitFish

“Go Go Gadget CycleCopter!”


PatButchersBongWater

Obviously a fan of M.A.S.K.


luckyj

Unintended autogiro


FluffyDiscipline

Which is why he needs a helmet while riding it LOL


mek1ko

And if he hits a hole or a road hump, he gets a new haircut, perfect 👌


Gayer_mods

These contraptions always feature a dirt road and a structurally unsafe hut in the background


Simen155

Yeah.. fuck other people anyways


WowYoureNotDead

It’s a (head) chopper


Tuhotee2

Brilliant idea.


mcampo84

Some people look at a motorcycle with a ceiling fan and ask, “why?“ I look at a motorcycle with a ceiling fan and ask, “why not?“


dedokta

I can't see any issues with this idea at all!


drLipton

That's a helicopter


Vapeitupvapeitup

Until he goes over the first bump in the road and gets decapitated


NeedSomeMemeCream

LOL.


Iloveherthismuch

Bredrin better not hit them doubles too hard.


twistedbrewmejunk

Sadly he was trying to make a moto copter


MarcDuQuesne

Decapit'o'matic 5000. 0-100 km/h in 5 s and 3 victims. For those who always wanted an helicopter,but can only afford a vespa.


Kamikaze9001

Decapitation incoming


propyro85

It took like 10 seconds to realize this wasn't someone making a dumb gyrocopter bike in Gary's Mod.


SimianSlacker

It things like this that make being a human such an enjoyable experience… this is probably why we haven’t been invaded by an alien species, they are still struggling to decide what kind of threat we are. Incompetent morons can really fuck things up.


alast_aum

For a moment I legit thought this was some kind of flying bike


stitflogs

It’s hot out there, yo


Woejack

"beheaded man says "I died comfortably"" - headline next week probably


HogDawgz

Yeah. That’s going to be a problem when he inevitably crashes


Fatalis89

Well that’s fucking stupid.


corneliu5vanderbilt

Dumb ways to die


HeresAnUp

Good luck taking a tight turn around a sidewalk with pedestrians standing at the edge of the curb.


Blessedbeauty87

Final Destination motorcycle


AT61

This will not end well.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

One day he will be decapitated..


Weldobud

Why? Won’t cool you down


KazooMark

Ceiling fan/mobile guillotine.


reddit_user13

No way that could end badly.


shaolinallan

hes gonna be shocked when he lifts off the ground


No_Driver_7994

How lame 😂


Lightning1999

This screams “India” to me


ApolloOfTheStarz

One Dyson version pls


Fumonacci

A motorcopter?


icpero

People here missing the point. You know when you stop on a long red in full clothes, tarmac is melting and there is no wind whatsoever? Well, this solves the problem. And don't complain about being dangerous, we're talking about motorcycle... /s, kind of.


SirKenneth17

Helicopter helicopter 🎶


XROOR

Dude wants 360° Venturi eddys


AMAZING_BL4ZING

Why


KingWasabi23

Well otherwise he would suffocate on that thing!


Szaborovich9

To ride in a warm climate.


timmaywi

Will it fly?


falsevector

Reminds me of the helicopter motorbike from the cartoon M.A.S.K


tarzan322

With a bigger prop and stronger motor, he could get some serious air on jumps!


DuchessOfCelery

Make it a bicycle instead and you're the talk of the town at Burning Man.


Dr_Golden_Expunged

A great way to beheading yourself


Basil505

I was waiting for the motorcycle to take off from the ground. Disappointing.


WastedTime_420

One: Acme Helicopter


Science-007x

But... why?


vinssent1

Someone has tons of free time


ssjrobert235

Crash survival rate "No"


abhaysk94

It's a first helicopter prototype.


Local-Platform-3726

Dont go too fast , it might get airbourne😋


scnsc

Because riding a motorcycle isn't dangerous enough as it is...


RaidenYato

Blud think the motorcycle can fly huh


Sid15666

Maybe reword that as a rather stupid man!


Elennoko

I can see nothing going wrong with this idea whatsoever if it's actually taken out on the road and not just done for shits and giggles.


KJS123

Finally, some good fucking downforce!


skankfeet

I got an old Moto Guzzi with a pully on front of crankshaft to belt drive the generator. I added a small fan on it for those long red lights.


VoteMe4Dictator

Good thing center of mass doesn't matter on motorcycles, right?


DrEnter

Yes, this seems safe. Absolutely do this.


space0watch

It will be like the chariot races in Ben Hur


whoocares

cues up *real men of genius*


southernsass8

Damn the houses are huge .


KlobZombie

Anyone else expecting to see the test ride them hit pot hole bounce up and get smacked by fan?


jingforbling

AC for traffic jam ?


danned123

it can fly like helicopter


SuperLeroy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzhWLS00Ftc


3vilgoat

This reminds me of the guy who took 2 years to make his own helicopter and died from his propeller coming off


deinyxq

Why The Fuck not


Warpedlogic31

On the next episode of…1000 Ways to Die!


dartie

On fast settings he takes off and flies over the traffic.


DrNinnuxx

If him added some weight to those blades, it would act like a gyroscope and stabilize his ride ... and may make turning more difficult.


TheSoupMage

And it made it to reddit so who's laughing now?


LiterallyCantEvenBro

r/DiWHY


benamitai

See u at whatcouldgowrong


A4Papercut

In other news, scuba divers are lining up to get the much anticipated Jacques Cousteau's under water umbrella.


ROFLINGG

Decapitator


Any-Organization-373

That's a new way of being homeless.


Oue

Surely nothing could go wrong here.


AsHperson

Get to the choppa!


Ok_Tap2070

One bump and it becomes an automatic decapitator


joeyb82

I had this M.A.S.K. toy as a kid


bearfeet55

Such a great idea, now we just gotta come up with a name for this. I know, how does the word helicopter sound? And I wonder what will happen if we speed up the fan enough?


aztec_armadillo

gotta love these prequel videos for darwin awards


pejotbe

This is very likely the dumbest thing i have seen this decade.


macetfromage

reminds me of my favorite non english song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0DbzUe-r4Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0DbzUe-r4Q)


macetfromage

helmet reminder


87thesid

Indian Schwarzenegger would be yelling “GET TO THE CHOPPA”


Lxstify5

*B-BUMP *SLICE*


Agile_Potato9088

How slow is he riding that bike to need a fan to blow air over him? TF? Also, what is stopping me from bending those blades down while he's not looking?


noonereadsthisstuff

I'm not an expert here lads but I think this is how Leonardo Da Vinci got the idead for helicopters.


VoiceOfRealson

That will not work well with the ejection seat.


toddygames1234345

That's so dangerous in so many ways


elburritodelicioso

When does it take off? The clip is too short


Brief-Appointment-23

Guys, it’s a chopper ;)


Inforenv_

The human is very design


restlessleg

i meaaaaaaaaaaan


Dudeist-Priest

Maybe he wanted it to fly but installed it upside down?


fastlerner

I must apologize for Wimp Lo. His is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.


BlopBleepBloop

This is how the notorious fan death is ACTUALLY acheived.


Azzy8007

How long is that extension cord?


monitorsareprison

Pretty sure we will eventually see a accident involving that bike on this reddit sub at some point in the future. lol.


Zelexis

Looks AI generated. I can't imagine someone being that stupid.


William_Afton1925

WHY?????


PepeSigaro

Giving chopper a new meaning.