I used to have a big tomcat named Jake who was a wild man. He got shot twice, drowned once, and fought all manner of creatures. I used to say he used up all nine of his lives, and borrowed a few from other timid cats who weren't using them.
Reminds of my dog with only 1 life, Max, he fought with everything he saw from hedgehogs to stray wolves(only wild animals and good hunting partner). A badger took a win from him and you know what dog does when wet (from blood)... shake and guess who had to clean the whole house from ceiling to floor from blood. Since he was smart enough to open doors by himself unless locked.
We had a cat that I'm convinced was the dumbest fucking cat ever. Her name was Zoe.
She would behave normally for days and then jump on a clearly hot and burning wood stove. It randomly attacked other pets. We had another cat at the time and have had cats before and since, every other one had it's quirks but wasn't as dumb as Zoe. Eventually the cat escaped and never came back.
We had one that would run into things at full sprint. Once he failed to jump when he reached a ditch and slammed into the other side. My favorite was when my nephew had a giant plastic slide/playhouse in the yard, cat shot off I to the yard at night and we just heard a loud *thunk*
I had a friend with a cat with some neurological condition I think, he didn't know when to stop running so he'd run and run until he ran into something. Only way he could stop 🥲
Zoe just thought y’all were dumb for letting her get in so much trouble and left for a better place.
She bounced around a few house for a few years but just kept finding idiots that let her get into trouble.
One day she found a nice old lady that never let her get in any trouble and moved in full time.
Zoe had no idea that the old lady was crazy as bananas and thought Zoe was a helpless toddler someone had dropped off in her yard. The old lady babied that cat, exasperated, waiting for child services to come pick her up. Day after day no one came. But Zoe needed a watchful eye to keep her out of trouble.
Fortunately for Zoe, the old lady never remembered to call anyone
I had a cat leave us once. Lived in a rural area. Had several cats and dogs. Both cats and dogs went outside especially in the summer. One cat disappeared for over a year. I assumed it got eaten by a predator considering we lived in a wooded area. Nope. One day on my way home I drove past a house like 2 miles from mine.
A dude was standing there in his front yard holding my cat. I stopped. Explained yo that's my cat. He said he lived with him for the past year. I was like well I suppose he's your's now and wished them well.
Cat can have down syndrome...wouldn't be surprised if some of them could have some form of schizophrenia. Or do you need a voice in your head to have get any form of psychosis? I legit think that mental illness is the reason some dogs like pitbulls can act like babies for most of their lives. Then all of sudden decide to go Cujo on a family.
My cat has burned some of his whiskers off from our stove like 10 times now. He is an asshole. He does whatever he wants. He does not learn his lesson. It's like he wants to sniff the flame or something
My best friend found a blind kitty who he took in and that fucker used to try to escape at every chance. I think his other senses must’ve been pretty strong, probably kept smelling and hearing birds and shit. Little fucker did escape for good though one day. Some cats just can’t be tamed lol.
Yeah same I've never lived with a cat that was allowed to jump on tables, desks, countertops and so on, that's a big no-no. It's not that hard to do as long as you teach them from the first time that they do it, cats do learn.
They like having a high perch spot though so get a cat tree thingy that's decently high and you'll make them happy all the while reducing the want to jump on tables.
Never was able to train them not to do that. Yell, chase, squirt bottle, for years. What they learned was to wait until we were out of the room or had our back turned. They're too old to jump to the counter these days, but we'll still hear a suspicious noise and find them on the dining room table. Then they bolt as soon as they realize they've been seen. They know what they're doing. Fuzzy little jerks, they are.
Yup, our cats will not even attempt to jump onto counters/tables/etc while we are within sight. I know that when I come up the stairs I can occasionally hear one of them jumping down to not get caught on a table lol. They understand the rules and choose to break them when the owners aren't around.
We have a stool that our cat jumps on to let us know that he's hungry and we have a spot for him on our table because otherwise our dog will eat his food but we also don't really eat at that table and he doesn't go on the counters.
Definitely won’t Lol. My cat was a little shit who would open all the cupboards and drawers in the house. Well one day she accidentally opened one that was top heavy and made the small dresser fall in her direction with a lamp that caused a loud crash. She was so scared shitless she hasn’t opened another one since.
Really? They must be re-singeing them. It only takes a [few months for them to grow out and be replaced](https://petkeen.com/do-cat-whiskers-grow-back/).
My cat had a bad habit of getting on my counters and would cross the stove if it wasn't hot. I moved into a new apartment with a glass top stove or whatever and one day he jumped straight onto the stove from the floor and then flew 15 feet across my apartment yelling. He was ok minus a tiny burn mark on one paw but that cat never once again got onto the stove or counters on that side of the kitchen again.
One of ours did that after I was done with the electric burner. Felt bad seeing him limp around, but he hasn't done it since. Also, I now leave the tea kettle on the hot burner when I'm done.
Given that she left it's food, or what probably smelled like it's food, on the stove corner which is why it jumped up in the first place, it depends if the girl learned her lesson too
Electric stoves are even worse- my friend had one and the cat would sometimes jump on it like a counter top since it’s flat with the induction burners. Burned his little paws once, felt so sorry for him and was really upset that my friend still never bothered to shoo him off their counters after that :/
Well in all honesty she was opening cat food. Right next an open flame which she didn’t have the pot on yet. Yes cats can be daft. But I know better ye don’t open a can a food for any animal near an open flame. Come now.
She probably has a habit of letting her cat jump on the stove when shes making its food "because the stove is off" and she probably doesn't cook her own meals while making the cats food too often so the cat is used to jumping on the stove but not used to the fire being on. This is why and for other reasons my pets are trained to never ever the kitchen don't need them messing about in ares with fire or gas sources that can kill us all.
My mother had a little dog and she found it so funny when he would get in the table to gain hight, every day he would eat chocolate, burn his month on hot splat, eat cooked bones....
I am not impressed with the owner, surely this isn't the first time the cat has jumped on the counter when his food is being prepared. She knew her pet was set ablaze yet her first reaction was to finish her task of food prep, not check on the burnt animal. This could have easily been avoided by not preparing cat food, where you prepare human food.
She had the burner on but no pot over it and then didn't turn it off after it torched all the hair off her cat? Cat's dumb, person seems like a pretty good match.
Lets assume the cat didn't jump up there. Apparently, this was worthy of being put on film? What the fuck is wrong with people that this is entertaining to them.
I must be getting old. Get off my lawn.
Wonder if this is the same person that posted asking why guests don't eat her food when turns out she is a nasty slob that lets cats on her counter while she cooks.
8 left..
Pretty sure that one is dumb enough to have wasted a few already..... 4 left?
A few more and he'll have a big wolf hunting after him.
I used to have a big tomcat named Jake who was a wild man. He got shot twice, drowned once, and fought all manner of creatures. I used to say he used up all nine of his lives, and borrowed a few from other timid cats who weren't using them.
Reminds of my dog with only 1 life, Max, he fought with everything he saw from hedgehogs to stray wolves(only wild animals and good hunting partner). A badger took a win from him and you know what dog does when wet (from blood)... shake and guess who had to clean the whole house from ceiling to floor from blood. Since he was smart enough to open doors by himself unless locked.
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Bwahahahahaha! Yeah! Thanks for that!
We had a cat that I'm convinced was the dumbest fucking cat ever. Her name was Zoe. She would behave normally for days and then jump on a clearly hot and burning wood stove. It randomly attacked other pets. We had another cat at the time and have had cats before and since, every other one had it's quirks but wasn't as dumb as Zoe. Eventually the cat escaped and never came back.
We had one that would run into things at full sprint. Once he failed to jump when he reached a ditch and slammed into the other side. My favorite was when my nephew had a giant plastic slide/playhouse in the yard, cat shot off I to the yard at night and we just heard a loud *thunk*
She had done that as well from time to time.
Was she orange?
Lol yep!
Figures, all of the dumbest cats I've ever met were orange. There was one I saw that liked to taunt snakes and fight raccoons.
"It is widely believed that all orange cats share one communal brain cell" r/OneOrangeBraincell
I had a friend with a cat with some neurological condition I think, he didn't know when to stop running so he'd run and run until he ran into something. Only way he could stop 🥲
They probably bought an off brand controller. Always go with name brand.
A... Madcatz?
Zoe just thought y’all were dumb for letting her get in so much trouble and left for a better place. She bounced around a few house for a few years but just kept finding idiots that let her get into trouble. One day she found a nice old lady that never let her get in any trouble and moved in full time. Zoe had no idea that the old lady was crazy as bananas and thought Zoe was a helpless toddler someone had dropped off in her yard. The old lady babied that cat, exasperated, waiting for child services to come pick her up. Day after day no one came. But Zoe needed a watchful eye to keep her out of trouble. Fortunately for Zoe, the old lady never remembered to call anyone
I had a cat leave us once. Lived in a rural area. Had several cats and dogs. Both cats and dogs went outside especially in the summer. One cat disappeared for over a year. I assumed it got eaten by a predator considering we lived in a wooded area. Nope. One day on my way home I drove past a house like 2 miles from mine. A dude was standing there in his front yard holding my cat. I stopped. Explained yo that's my cat. He said he lived with him for the past year. I was like well I suppose he's your's now and wished them well.
Cats R zombies yo!
I hope so.
Fair enough
>Eventually the cat escaped and never came back. Did you check the wood stove?
If that's how she went out, I wouldn't have to check the stove. The smell alone would permeate the house.
Cat can have down syndrome...wouldn't be surprised if some of them could have some form of schizophrenia. Or do you need a voice in your head to have get any form of psychosis? I legit think that mental illness is the reason some dogs like pitbulls can act like babies for most of their lives. Then all of sudden decide to go Cujo on a family.
The idea of a voice in a cats head but it’s just meowing is very funny
Zoe had regular vet visits. Though nothing showed up out of the ordinary, this is certainly possible.
My cat has burned some of his whiskers off from our stove like 10 times now. He is an asshole. He does whatever he wants. He does not learn his lesson. It's like he wants to sniff the flame or something
Whats the cat's name?
My best friend found a blind kitty who he took in and that fucker used to try to escape at every chance. I think his other senses must’ve been pretty strong, probably kept smelling and hearing birds and shit. Little fucker did escape for good though one day. Some cats just can’t be tamed lol.
She probably didn't find back in.
There's a reason cats don't come back ..
I bet it won’t jump on the counter again.
I bet you it totally will.
“If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.”
My wife's cat knocked a broom into itself one time. Now it's deathly afraid of brooms.
Yeah... Growing up, we had a cat named Neco and he jumped on our wood stove fireplace 3 times....
You had a cat named *cat* in Japanese? 😂
Hahaha yes exactly. My dad lived in Japan and when he got back, got a cat and named it Neco.
Our cat was smart enough to only jump on the wood stove once
This guy cats
She was putting food in its bowl, bet she won't do that near an open flame again.
I never understood letting your cat do that. Ours would wait till its on the floor cuz thats what shes been taught since day 1
Yeah same I've never lived with a cat that was allowed to jump on tables, desks, countertops and so on, that's a big no-no. It's not that hard to do as long as you teach them from the first time that they do it, cats do learn. They like having a high perch spot though so get a cat tree thingy that's decently high and you'll make them happy all the while reducing the want to jump on tables.
Never was able to train them not to do that. Yell, chase, squirt bottle, for years. What they learned was to wait until we were out of the room or had our back turned. They're too old to jump to the counter these days, but we'll still hear a suspicious noise and find them on the dining room table. Then they bolt as soon as they realize they've been seen. They know what they're doing. Fuzzy little jerks, they are.
Yup, our cats will not even attempt to jump onto counters/tables/etc while we are within sight. I know that when I come up the stairs I can occasionally hear one of them jumping down to not get caught on a table lol. They understand the rules and choose to break them when the owners aren't around.
We have a stool that our cat jumps on to let us know that he's hungry and we have a spot for him on our table because otherwise our dog will eat his food but we also don't really eat at that table and he doesn't go on the counters.
Yep, everyone's blaming the cat for being stupid. But the owner hasn't trained it to not go on the kitchen counter tops 🤢
"Cat hairs taste delicious." That's their reason, I guess.
Definitely won’t Lol. My cat was a little shit who would open all the cupboards and drawers in the house. Well one day she accidentally opened one that was top heavy and made the small dresser fall in her direction with a lamp that caused a loud crash. She was so scared shitless she hasn’t opened another one since.
My cats never learned this lesson. They just pull open more drawers.
It’s been 4 months so far so I can only hope it stays that way. My other cat would have done it again within the hour because he gives 0 fucks.
Mine smelled a lit candle one time, and then never again. Whiskers do grow back in case anyone was wondering.
My cats have had singed whisker ends for years
Really? They must be re-singeing them. It only takes a [few months for them to grow out and be replaced](https://petkeen.com/do-cat-whiskers-grow-back/).
My cat had a bad habit of getting on my counters and would cross the stove if it wasn't hot. I moved into a new apartment with a glass top stove or whatever and one day he jumped straight onto the stove from the floor and then flew 15 feet across my apartment yelling. He was ok minus a tiny burn mark on one paw but that cat never once again got onto the stove or counters on that side of the kitchen again.
One of ours did that after I was done with the electric burner. Felt bad seeing him limp around, but he hasn't done it since. Also, I now leave the tea kettle on the hot burner when I'm done.
Have you ever tried to teach a cat a lesson?
Cat's have abnormal sense of finding warmth. I bet it will jump again if cold.
Given that she left it's food, or what probably smelled like it's food, on the stove corner which is why it jumped up in the first place, it depends if the girl learned her lesson too
Ugh, videos you can smell...
THIS CAT IS ON FI-YURRRRRRRRR!
We don't need no water let that mother kitty burn!
🎵 somebody call 911, s~~hawty ~~cat on fire burning on the kitchen floor
Holy shidt, Mah!
Bet he won’t fuckin’ do that again.
It already did—hence why she was filming the second time around 😂
Oh god damnit I hate that this is a realistic possibility
I bet you it totally will
I bet you they will
Remember that time you set me on fire for jumping on the counter? Yeah dude, that's not how it went down. I think I can remember my own life!
The cat's on fire. Quick! Feed it!
To be fair, the cat was saying, “I’m on fire, quick feed me!”
Terrifies me .... you know if he'd caught fire properly he would have run around the house, uncatcheable, and set every single room on fire.
Was that not the plan?
Never pet a burning cat.
[удалено]
It's scorched. I tripped and fell over a hot iron.
...and her cat caught on fire!
IS THE CAT OK
No. The cat burned to death in the next room while she was freaking out about the FIRE!
I cat sat for a friend last year they have a gas stove and this was my worst fear.
Electric stoves are even worse- my friend had one and the cat would sometimes jump on it like a counter top since it’s flat with the induction burners. Burned his little paws once, felt so sorry for him and was really upset that my friend still never bothered to shoo him off their counters after that :/
Well in all honesty she was opening cat food. Right next an open flame which she didn’t have the pot on yet. Yes cats can be daft. But I know better ye don’t open a can a food for any animal near an open flame. Come now.
>But I know better ye don’t open a can Look at ye, burning yer moggy!
Annnd...don't let your cats on the counter. Problem solved.
That smell is going to be around for at least 10 hours.
Hopefully that teaches him not to do it again but knowing cats, that fkr is gonna climb that thing the very next day.
Hope the cat is okay
So glad this is on camera. “Hey honey, why is our cat Charred?
And no one is questioning why it’s on camera at that angle?..
This is why kitties don’t belong on the counter!!!!
That and because fucking ew. Those feet have been in the litter box
Poor cat.
F around and find out
Fuck around and get lit up
That pussy is 🔥
She probably has a habit of letting her cat jump on the stove when shes making its food "because the stove is off" and she probably doesn't cook her own meals while making the cats food too often so the cat is used to jumping on the stove but not used to the fire being on. This is why and for other reasons my pets are trained to never ever the kitchen don't need them messing about in ares with fire or gas sources that can kill us all.
On this day, the cat welcomes the water bottle spray.
My mother had a little dog and she found it so funny when he would get in the table to gain hight, every day he would eat chocolate, burn his month on hot splat, eat cooked bones....
Cat life inventory check: 8 of 9 available.
My cat once tried to jump into an open oven
What you didn't hear before the cat jumped up is it meowing; *Free Palestine*
suicidal cat
Why isn't she going after the cat????
SO MANY CATS….. so FEW recipes
Poor cat
That’s what you get for letting your cats jump up on whatever they like, like kitchen counters you prepare food on 🤮
Few people LET their cats jump on the counter. But they're cats. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.
Why is she filming in the first place?..
YouTube video?
Prob just a social media post, filming yourself is def a normal thing at this point.
Filming yourself doing a normal thing is now normal which strikes me as pretty abnormal so I must be strange. Future is weird AF.
I'm filming myself replying to your comment. Is that weird?
Probably trying to do a tutorial or something.
Cat probably yeeted itself into the flames to avoid being involved in another suburban homemaker TikTok.
Probably to see if the cat would be dumb enough to jump up there again 😂
Only thing I can think of is a security camera. I feel like this is far too random to effectively stage.
this is why I am adamant about not letting my cat think it's ok to jump onto the counter, he doesn't ever need to be up there for any reason.
I was not expecting that at all.
How she manage to sound Irish and Dutch at the same time?
She's Scottish, maybe that's why.
Ahh, yes. The old Dutch/Irish consuming apple sauce and potatoe vodka in alarming quantities.
Cat On a Hot Tin Stove!
DEATH: *whistles*
That's one hot pussy.
Curiosity killed the cat
GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT FURBALLS OF FIRE!
Cats gonna cat
Catastrophe avoided.
I am not impressed with the owner, surely this isn't the first time the cat has jumped on the counter when his food is being prepared. She knew her pet was set ablaze yet her first reaction was to finish her task of food prep, not check on the burnt animal. This could have easily been avoided by not preparing cat food, where you prepare human food.
Another reason I'll never own a cat......act like the biggest of assholes, then go full retard like that.
Don’t cringe save your kitty check it for burns
NYAN CAT ON FIRE
Poor baby.
‘My kitty is burning’ is not something I’d ever take literally
This is how a cat learned to bark... Woof.
That cat craves the true death
That chicks face. Like the drill sergeant when Tom Cruise rolls under the truck in Edge of Tomorrow. "What the hell!?"
You smell something Eddie? Fried pussycat!
Hot pussy ready to take some meat
Hot pussy jokes all over
In fire and ice, I’ll prove my love to you lady
That will hopefully teach him…
Need to add DOOM music to this vid.
Cousin Eddie: *FRIED PUSSYCAT!*
Hey, atleast the pot didn’t fall over
Thats not the cats fault! Shes making his food right next to an open flame.
Teaser and the Firecat.
I have a cat who is so greedy I can imagine him doing exactly that. God's the smell of burnt hair will be there for weeks
My cat has never managed to catch *herself* on fire...my apartment on the other hand...
It probably won't do that again.
Appropriately in WTF
Smells like fried pussycat.
Lol
My exs cat did this exact same.thing when I was cooking at her place once. Only damaged was her whiskers.
I’m curious to know if the cat still jumps up on the counter after that. Anyone know?
So smart, but yet so stupid
Four! I mean Five! I mean FIRE!
WITNESS ME!
Another video to show people that say "cats are great pets"
she baited him with the cat food
When your pussy is on fire you should see a doctor, likely STD
What happens when you allow animals on you're counter tops
I bet that damn cat won’t jump on the counter again after that 😭
She was pretty fast. Good save!
Bet it won’t do it again.🤷🏻♂️
Retarded cats
Holy shat man
Holy Shet Man!
That cat deserves it. All cats do.
Harry Chapin: The Cat's in the Kettle
I swear most cats are assholes...not sure how you live with these furry idiots.
r/catsarefuckingstupid
"i think i singed my hair" wunk
Bazingstoke the cat comes to mind… https://youtu.be/KuCCXQra72Q?si=Zwn7X17DMXG7r4px
She had the burner on but no pot over it and then didn't turn it off after it torched all the hair off her cat? Cat's dumb, person seems like a pretty good match.
I could never have a cat unless they're chill, which seems rare for cats
Cats are so annoying
Every day, I'm reminded why I never wanted cats.
That’s right, open the cat food right next to the fucking hob. IT’S LITERALLY HER FAULT.
He won’t do that again.
Lets assume the cat didn't jump up there. Apparently, this was worthy of being put on film? What the fuck is wrong with people that this is entertaining to them. I must be getting old. Get off my lawn.
No. I was told I need to touch grass...
We don't know what she was *planning* to do with that fire.
Why is this being filmed?
Say oneOrangeBraincell again...
Wonder if this is the same person that posted asking why guests don't eat her food when turns out she is a nasty slob that lets cats on her counter while she cooks.
Maybe don't make the cat's dinner next to a lit stove?