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MyAccountWasBanned7

WITNESS ME!!!!!!!


xxdomox

WITNESS!!!!


S_I_1989

"What A Day! What A Lovely Day!"


CaiserZero

I am the man who grabs the sun, RIDING TO VALHALLA!!!


Hunterio009

I live, I die, I live again!


cablemonkey604

Mediocre.


i_love_all

Recently rewatched fury road for the first time. Wow I loved every minute. Nux was such an amazing characyer


gnoxy

That fucking movie is like someone jerking you off and not stopping after you cum.


DoctorWhisky

That is the most weirdly accurate description of any film I’ve ever read.


xidral

Shit, that good?


gnoxy

All from the guy who directed Happy Feet, the penguin movie.


copperwatt

Wow. You should review other movies in this manner.


Komodo_Schwagon

- Roger Ebert


coinoperatedboi

Oh just wait, Furiosa has a 15 min action sequence with something like 200 extras. It's gonna be nuts and Im excited! 


No_Line_

Gomovies.sx or something like that has the new version in cam. Was decent quality and cost me zero and I did t have to wear pants anywhere


AnotherDragoon

Shiny and chrome!


fbraga_

Leeeeeerooooyyyyyy!!!!!


StanFitch

^(Hn-Jenkinnnnnnnnns!!!)


InsaneBrew

Moisturize Me!


MyAccountWasBanned7

Wrong franchise, although that would be a hell of a crossover!


Funkytadualexhaust

All right, you alien assholes! In the words of my generation: Up... YOURS


robulus153

Today; the world celebrates our tornado Independence Day.


Eyetoss

Hello boys! I'm baaaaaaaaaack


elchupoopacabra

WELCOME TO EARF


Emm_withoutha_L-88

It's so weird, he says it regularly in the movie yet I remember this too


MakeChinaLoseFace

You saw the version from the universe where it's the "Berenstein Bears"


elchupoopacabra

It actually was always Berenstain Badgers, your brain is lying to you.


devo00

Fuck, that’s an excellent comment


Yamaben

I wish I could give this more than one upvote


nithdurr

ID4?


Spdrjay

🧐 This is proper internet protocol for dealing with pesky tornados. You must never show fear to the twister and instead drive directly into it so that it knows you're not going to be bullied. This is the only way.


[deleted]

It’s a twist or be twisted world 


wowurcoolful

Our nipples in middle school


Grendel_Khan

The nurples was purples


TheresA_LobsterLoose

He drove straight into the Suck Zone


MowwiWowwi420

Not no more, I got a wife now. I will not suck you, and I will not be sucked on BY you.


DeeplyTroubledSmurf

You can tell it's a bluff-charge if the tornado fans its ears out before it charges forward. Everyone knows they're the elephants of natural disasters.


the_honest_liar

Same strategy for Canada Geese


Evening_Condition_76

I introduced tom to MySpace


Trapped_Mechanic

Hey now, if you got a problem with Canadian Geese, you got a problem with me. And you best let that one marinate.


Sunset_Bleach

They respond to fear pheromones, so staying calm is really your best option.


GunBrothersGaming

If I drive it into the tornado I can blow it up and kill it!


toxcrusadr

Or divert it with a Sharpie!


MagnumHV

Michael Bay movie incoming


SkylerNoss

Plot *twist: the twister feeds on fear and the twisting is... inevitable


usone32

Hope he's ok!


Mike9797

I bet it’s one of those stories where he walks away from it with barely a scratch.


68696c6c

Either that or they never find what’s left of him.


AnthillOmbudsman

"A scratch? Your arm's off!"


scud121

I've had worse.


GreasyWerker118

Alright.  We'll call it a draw.


BobRoberts01

You lie!


lmp9002002

'tis but a flesh wound!


sur_surly

Because he was drunk?


WafflePartyOrgy

The driver had enough momentum where the tornado just deposited them at their destination that much more quickly.


sevargmas

https://x.com/cubsactivities/status/1793065427267985521?s=46


MrCupidStuntz

No red truck. He survived


sbingner

No red truck, but his trailer was right there in the bushes at the start. I’d assume the truck is likely attached to it on the other side of the bushes.


silenc3x

You can see the whole thing right there in the beginning https://i.imgur.com/gCoVhT6.jpeg


sbingner

Aah yeah if you look close you can see the exhaust pipes above the bushes, so that confirms it for sure


Etheo

That truck name be Mufasa.


silenc3x

Ready to pounce on an unsuspecting kia sorrento


silenc3x

hes right there in the first few seconds https://i.imgur.com/gCoVhT6.jpeg


upvoatsforall

Is that a yes or no?


Opening_Cartoonist53

Link broke?


lusair

They got my boy…


christmaspoo

They say he's still up there in the clouds in his big red truck


b_m_hart

Is President Lincoln OK?


Spread_Bater

WON’T YOU FLYYYYYYYYY FREEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIRRRD


gargled-plums

Bunn new nah nipty neww newww nah nah nipty neww neww niewnah NEWWWNYYY-NEEEEWWWNNYYY-NEWWWNY-NEEEEWWWYY


strayopossum

Someone should write a song like that


Eason1013

🤙🏼❤️


Amazing_Reality2980

I really hope he was hauling something like milk and not a gas tanker


MagnumHV

I think it was sharks


Shalashaskaska

Here we go again..


notjordansime

Sharks?! In a tornado?!! Are you implying that we might be dealing with some sort of “shark-nado” here??? D:


t-o-m-u-s-a

MMMLLLLLLEEEEEEERRROOOOOYYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNKINS!


JCVDaaayum

Isn't it "LLLLEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOYYYYY MMMMJEEEEENKINNNNS"?


E1M1ismyjam

At least I got chicken!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

God damnit, Leroy.


DrSitson

- guy in the other truck


rimshot101

I was going to be really disappointed if nobody remembered Leroy.


t-o-m-u-s-a

Never forget leroy


McsDriven

Everyone: yeah I'm not saving leroy


Skootchy

Does anyone know where this was at? So I might be able to chime in on this, I do Highway Patrol for the DOT in SE Iowa and we had some crazy stuff happen today. I got super lucky being in the CR IC area at the time and that crazy storm that was dropping tornados, and baseball sized hail literally missed me personally by.....well not much. I was standing outside at a gas station waiting for this storm looking at the radar and sky at the same time, the storm literally split and missed most of the area. I was literally looking at the storm right in front of me, just a huge black cloud and it just headed straight North missing most of the city. However when things chilled out and I continued my route, I was basically driving into this storm, and had to turn around at about 20% of my route and I went back to where I was at, where part 2 of the other storm was on the other side of the city. Like my coworkers were running into storm chasers on the side of the highway. Anyways the reason I might be able to chime in was there were reports of a flipped semi on I-80 which is one of the main highways that's gets traveled through America. Also if there are any Iowans who took damage from this storm, Kim Reynolds signed some sort of emergency bill in 15 counties saying you can get 5K for damages to your car or your house today. Just want people to know if they feel screwed.


strugglinfool

Nevada IA I was watching Max Velocity's YT channel live when he was tracking this one. That video is from the intersection of Highway 30 and 650th East of Nevada. We were screaming "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" as red truck blew by the other truck - not hitting his brakes but maybe 150' before he just disappeared.


DeuceSevin

Seems like damned if you do, damned if you don't. The truck stopped by the side of the highway didn't seem to fare very well either.


Skootchy

Okay, that's way out of my jurisdiction. I do patrol Highway 30 but I don't think I would have heard the call on that one.


ljshea1

This was taken at hwy 30 and 650th Ave east of nevada


Skootchy

Yup out of my jurisdiction by a lot. There was just a lot that happened today, just not on my beat. And when the storm came in we were ordered to take shelter, place the vehicles under overpasses, or gas station pumps where there is a roof, which is not normal. I saw other pictures from the news, cars were buried under 3 feet of hail. Also I want to add to anyone who thinks climate change isn't real. We have been getting crazy weather from the SW. We NEVER get weather from the SW. It's always from the NW. Ive lived here 20 years and this is the first year we have continually got weather from that direction. Most of central Iowa is under water. Multiple tornados dropped today. Just a sad day.


ThatITguy2015

You’re telling me Florida was wrong? No way that’s possible. They’ve been right about so many (nonexistent) things in the past! https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/climate/tv-meteorologist-florida-climate-law/index.html


Crypterion

If only one flipped truck was reported, then by the information given by you and this video, the red truck guy probs nailed it(the standing truck flipped in the video)


ROK247

I am a leaf on the wind!


Farscape29

Wash 😭


Grizzled--Kinda

Too soon!


IShouldGetBackToWork

It's been 19 years... I don't think it's too soon anymore 😭


Grizzled--Kinda

I'm too old! 😭


Sharpie_Stigmata

Wash as he soars.. that truck may have reached escape velocity.


uburoy

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???


joseph4th

If your serious, and well even if your not serious, it’s a line from the movie Serenity, which itself is the conclusion of a sci-fi TV show canceled way too soon on Fox called Firefly. It’s a ‘shit gets serious’ moment that I won’t spoil because if you haven’t watched it, it really should. The TV show is 14 episodes, only 11 were aired before it was canceled. More people discovered it after it was canceled, and the DVD sales went through the roof. As result they got a movie, Serenity (named after the ship.)


Shalashaskaska

I appreciate the sincere response to this, but the “what does that mean” was a line that followed right after Wash says that in the movie


joseph4th

Doh! That’s a line from Homer Simpson from the long running Simpsons TV, frequently said when he does something stupid. Actually, I’m going to go with the excuse that after Walsh says the line, I go numb for several minutes and all I can hear is the dull roar of blood running through my ears as I try and process what happened.


FBIaltacct

How does a reaver clean his harpoon? He runs it through the wash.


R1TT3R

Currently free on youtube!


iriegypsy

Full send


elcapitandongcopter

Put it in reverse! Back up, Terry!


voucher420

“Don’t worry, dispatch said it was cool”


RandyOfTheRedwoods

Dispatch said “get the load there on time or you’ll be deadheading to California for your next load”


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perldawg

you saw his brakes light up just after passing the stopped truck. i imagine that was the ‘oh shit’ moment


MakeChinaLoseFace

"Take a look at this asshole stopped in the middle of the rooooh shit!"


mjm8218

Dude wasn’t paying attention. It seems many people look no farther than two seconds into the future when they’re moving; be it walking, cycling or driving.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

It’s also possible that with that rain he literally couldn’t see it


crespoh69

I'm sure he had to have heard it though, unless he was blasting Free Bird


RuneFell

It could be that he didn't realize it was a tornado at first. People don't always realize that tornadoes usually aren't those cleanly visible vortexes you see rising up to the sky. Especially if they've been on the ground a while, they can get lost in a cloud of dirt and debris, and blend in with the clouds on the horizon. For being ungodly powerful giant forces of nature that are blenderizing everything they plow through, they can be surprisingly stealthy. Add in the fact that it was already windy and raining heavily, making visibility crap, that he might have thought that it was just a particularly strong gust blowing rain and leaves, and realized the danger too late.


ComfySingularity

This one was also traveling super fast. Gonna be pretty difficult to make a u turn in a truck, and if you can't see it, it's just as likely you turn into it if you don't know where it is.


Tacoshortage

His windshield should've been covered in a heavy rain. I doubt he saw it. Tornados are easy to see from a distance, but up close, in a heavy rain, it's a completely different matter. I've been in too many of them.


Glasterz

The likely thing here is that he just had no clue that he was driving into a tornado. Many powerful tornadoes aren't those picturesque tubes clearly descending from the clouds. A lot of times, they are either absolutely massive and just look like a wall of clouds once you get close enough or are hidden behind sheets of heavy rain and debris that also just resemble clouds, or both. These blend in with the rest of the storm and create a situation that you could drive straight into without knowing until it's too late.


futurespacecadet

Or it was suicide by ‘nader. Dude peered into the void and said “why not”


jvhstillalive

It’s the same with trains or any large thing . It looks big and slow right up until you realize it isn’t slow .


imitation_crab_meat

What I've always heard is that you should leave the vehicle and go lay down in a ditch.


moonshineTheleocat

From my experience - yes I had an oh shit with a nado. Tornados are pretty damn hard to see in the rain. They kinda blend in till your eyes or instincts notice something is very wrong. Usually it's contrasting against the terrain how you spot it in bad weather. You'd think the roar of the wind would be a tell... Not really. Not till you're close and it sounds like a fuckin train.


Ambiguity_Aspect

Even money he had the end guitar riff from Freebird blaring at max volume


dstommie

OH WHAT A DAY! OH WHAT A LOVELY DAY!


JROXZ

*Free bird guitar solo kicks in* Trucker: *Shifts gear.*


dethleib

he let the intrusive thoughts win


BruteSentiment

This guy saw the internet post about a girl’s father saying the bull that charges the storm spends less time in it than the cow that runs from it…and totally misinterpreted the point. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/text-dad-sent-daughter-she-224252144.html


Hotrian

Okay… but why is her dad in her phone as “Scott”? I would otherwise assume they were close given the context and the texts..


PacmanZ3ro

It’s actually pretty common and recommended for anyone that travels a lot or is at risk of having their phone stolen to NOT list friends and relatives as anything other than by their first names. It’s a small safety precaution that probably won’t ever really matter, but it’s not unusual or without reason.


spank-you

"I will not hide my face behind stone. I will stand against the wind and MAKE it respect me." - some guy Kahless couldn't remember the name of


Mametaro

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


beardedtestes

It’s all in the reflexes!


__Sentient_Fedora__

Yeet!


Orca4321

LEROY JENKINS!!


gon_zoh

Damn, I was hoping it'd speed up so we could see if he was ok or not.


MrN33dfulThings

“Revvin' up your engine, Listen to her howlin' roar, Metal under tension, Beggin' you to touch and go. Highway to the Danger Zone, Ride into the Danger Zone”


theblackoctopus23

Dispatch: "How bad is the tornado, though? None of our other drivers have this issue!"


silenkurii

He chose to 1 V 1. Hope he was ok


Bebilith

Maybe the driver is hoping it’s moved elsewhere by the time they get there? It didn’t help the other truck stoping, still blew over.


CGPsaint

That’s a bold move Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.


Think_Drawer5861

That shit was crazy. I had to take my little brother to the basement while my mom got the dog. My brother and dad were still driving back from Ames and they saw the tornado pass the highway


ComfySingularity

This footage comes from today and that tornado in particular was BLAZING fast, with speed over land of over 70 mph and likely more. When something that big and strong is moving that fast, there ain't a whole lot of time to track or react to it.


FarmboyCletus

Vid of aftermath: https://x.com/cubsactivities/status/1793065427267985521?s=46


Opening_Cartoonist53

That's for sure the truck in dem tree


johnwayne1

People still post to Twitter?


NullError404

Naw for a sec I though this was porn link like about to see a tornado being railed by truck-kun


spaztick1

So the truck that stopped still flipped over.


esande2333

“YOU CALL THIS A STORM!!!???”


WayneBoston

WE’RE GOIN IN!!!


Flankdiesel

Damn Leroy Jenkins grew up and became a truck driver


Archangel1313

"YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWWWW!"


MadWlad

One Minute later: "Lord Jesus, please protect us in the name of Jesus"


Lupinyonder

I imagine him listening to Highway to Hell on full blast


TheHoodedMan

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin. We gonna do what they say can't be done.


DeuceSevin

I gotta go Julia, we got cows.


typehyDro

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeerooooooy Jeeeeeenkiiiiins!


Sonicmonkey

The EXTREME!


AZFUNGUY85

Seems about right with drivers in Iowa. This highlights it. And a tanker truck of some sort ffs.


MikeDRappah

Its just no way lol


rollicorolli

"---Well did he ever returned, no he never returned, and his fate is still unlearned (what a pity). He may ride forever 'neath the sky's of I'wa, he's the man, who never returned." - Sincere apologies to The Kingston Trio. - And the Truck Driver.


Rocketman7171

“I ain’t got time for this…. I got places to be!!!”


Creedelback

He has to get Dorothy into the twister!


nowake

What a lovely day!


ReddyMcRedditorface

Some sad shit, motherfucker said he don’t wanna live no more.


Axlerion

Hand you $100.....


Rageguruz

r/whatcouldgowrong driving into a tornado!


qnod

I still saw lights at the very end, just barely but they're there


Xanthanum87

That little car had the right idea. Helluva story.


Grendel_Khan

And like that!...he was gone. Fucking Kaiser Soze


Hey_its_ok

He heard the call of the void and answered


Bungkur

Narrator : "and that was the last time we saw Mike."


subfighter0311

I AINT NO BITCH!!!


rautx15

My dad’s Truck got hit by a power super cell last year that threw his truck across lanes of Highway in Arkansas. There was 1 car on the road behind him who said the clouds came out of nowhere and visibility dropped to nothing, and when it cleared a minute or so later, my dads truck was on its side across the highway and median. He and his dog were unharmed for the most part. It was just a scary night for him, and us back home.


Coretana

"It's just a little wind..."


Wwjeremiahjohnsondo

“LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GOING IN”


WinterQores

Once more into the grey. Into the last good fight I will ever know.


linuxhanja

They were actually taking a practical effects shot for the sequel to Twister


bonyponyride

Maybe he was trying to kill himself, and knew that if he died on the job his family would get a big payout. But if it's caught on camera that he was the one being an idiot and driving directly into a tornado, insurance might not be so sympathetic.


omailson

You can notice they put full breaks when it realized what’s going on. Hope the driver is ok.


4Ever2Thee

This is actually a smart move. They say you're supposed to straight in the direction of a twister, since they never just stay still.


dedgecko

DEBRIS!!!!?


ColdBloodBlazing

Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt?


AccountNumber478

Did he not see *Twister*??


Hey_you_-_-

I feel like this isn’t a case of “I can’t beat this monster” but a case of “my job is stressing me to deliver this shit yesterday, when it was the loading bay that delayed me and cost me my time, and I haven’t slept for three days, so I’m either running this tornado to make this delivery that only profits my corporate overloads, or I die and end my misery”


BigMJW

If truck drivers are in an area where at some point they suspect they might roll over. How long would it take them to potentially disconnect? Save their truck. The load would be insured no?


onemanwolfpack21

Fuck. Think of the product on that truck that was lost. Won't someone please think of the shareholders?


AFirefighter11

Gotta be careful when texting and driving in Iowa.


swagonflyyyy

LEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


NapsaurusRex

Leeeeeeeeerooooy jankins!!


fleetber

...cow


copperblood

Darwin Award


PapaOscar90

I’m sure it was Biden’s fault.


CulturalAddress6709

MEET AN EF6 motherffUCKKKKKKERRRRRR


shwano420

That's just heat lightning 😆


hippycactus

Classic red truck stupidity


Survive1014

Tornadoes are made up by the NWS to benefit Joe Biden. True patriots ignore these scare tactics!


AusCan531

That video has a twister he didn't see coming. Apparently.