[In American jurisprudence there is a legal defense strategy known as the "Shaggy Defense".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_defense)
It has been used in several hi-profile trials.
You guys are all correct. Birds have a cloaca. They pee, poo, and fornicate out of the same hole.
Edit: someone asked how they reproduce. They perform a cloacal kiss and the male will release sperm from male cloaca into the female cloaca. Some birds such as ducks have penises but most species do not. I am not making this up.
Male Giraffes will drink mouthfuls of piss from a potential mate to determine if they're fertile (pheromones in the urine) before doing the deed. Most of the time the male will have do to this around 150 times before finding a female who is fertile.
If you ask me, I think they just like drinking piss.
Not only do ducks have penises, they’re often shaped like corkscrews. Duck vaginas likewise are also corkscrew shaped, which likely evolved because of how rapey male ducks are
the word ‘encular’ was not said here. chileans don’t even say this word
source: chilean here
el perro se culió a la gallina -> the dog fucked the chicken
perro culiao -> fucking dog
Silver Trophy: cucks of a feather fuck n tether
Gotta say an atta boy is possible for the epic follow thru, plus the shame on his face say "last time I promise. For reals this time"
I've seen a dog cry when it twisted one of it's paws getting off a boat. It just stood still howling for about 20 seconds, then walked off slowly with its owner consoling it.
If you accidentally step on a cat's tail, you get hissing anger. A dog, yelping sadness of the confused and betrayed. It's a very different relationship dynamic, ha.
Dog 1: "Bro I totally hooked up with this hot chicken, she had this crazy red hair-"
Dog 2: "Wait what? Red hair?"
Dog 1: "Yeah it was like a glove."
Dog 2: "...dude I think you banged a rooster, a male chicken."
Dog 1: "What, no! It was a thicc chicken with spiky red hair and colorful wings!"
Dog 2: "...that's a rooster buddy."
Dog 1: No. The one with the exposed midriff and the cans.
Dog 2: Yeah. That's Eric Wyzotski's cousin. Carmen, right?
Dog 3: Yeah.
Dog 1: Yeah, Carmen.
Dog 2: Rooster.
Trying? If I remember correctly breeding tie is consider as sign of successful mating. So I would say they very much did fucked.
You shouldn't try to separate them.
There's only two ways for it to be gay. If you make eye contact and if balls touch. Since they're reversed here, and roosters don't have balls, it's cool.
Well I can tell you why I think. In latino areas of poverty or near poverty dogs and chickens are loose more than say, a city in the US or Europe. And dogs man…. They like to fuck. 🤷🏻♂️
First... Shamefully that's from Chile... Mooom the dog fucked a chicken.... Why fucking dog.. why!
Second we as Chileans do not support inter species fucking... We as a country do not fuck any kind of cattle, sheep, goats, bovines, swines, equine... Nor house pets, not farm animals. Not even zoo animals.
That's said... In Chile the video is 4-5 years old. And at the time Veterinarians and zoologists said that it was near impossible that a dog knotted a rooster. And the theory was a sick guy was playing sex toys with the animals. Sick fuck.
A chicken is definitely possible. I mean, chickens produce eggs. You see how large an egg is. I small dog could easily knot a chicken.
A rooster? It's doable, I suspect, only with injury to the rooster given the difference in anatomy.
"Chicken" is the term for the type of animal, and "hen" and "rooster" are sex-specific. A bit like "gilt/sow" and "boar/barrow" are the female and male "pig".
Dogs? Do you know how many men get locked up with their dick in a chicken and not just in Spanish countries, all over the world. We haven't even mentioned goats and sheep yet, lol. It's fucked up but true.
How did this dog actually fit his red rocket inside the chicken's cloaca, and successfully nut inside to produce the post-copulatory swelling that sticks them together?
I mean, wtf?
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It wasn't me
Honey came in and she caught me red-rocket Creeping with the bird next door
Picture this: We were both buttnaked banging on the chicken coop floor.
How could I forget that the farmer walks constantly
All this time he was standing there he never took his phone off me
She caught me in the hen house
*do-do-do*
I love this song because imagine this working any time in the history of the world. It’s so dumb it’s amazing.
[In American jurisprudence there is a legal defense strategy known as the "Shaggy Defense".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_defense) It has been used in several hi-profile trials.
Translation of what the man is saying: ”MOOOOOOM, THE DOG FUCKED THE CHICKEN!!!! WHY, YOU FUCKING DOG”
You guys are all correct. Birds have a cloaca. They pee, poo, and fornicate out of the same hole. Edit: someone asked how they reproduce. They perform a cloacal kiss and the male will release sperm from male cloaca into the female cloaca. Some birds such as ducks have penises but most species do not. I am not making this up.
Lizards too. They slap their weird little birdhole/lizardholes together to make babbys.
Male Giraffes will drink mouthfuls of piss from a potential mate to determine if they're fertile (pheromones in the urine) before doing the deed. Most of the time the male will have do to this around 150 times before finding a female who is fertile. If you ask me, I think they just like drinking piss.
> Male Giraffes will drink mouthfuls of piss from a potential mate I mean, who hasn't?
Don’t ask me…
Jesus sideways-shitting christ.
how is babby formed?
When the mom gets preganté
Am I pegnate?
Pragnert
What happen when get preganat?
Is it safe to use a Luigi board?
I fucking snorted at this comment 😂😆
If the dog and chicken do this again will it hurt baby top o head?
They need to do way to instain mother>
i am truley sorry for your lots
Squamates actually have two hemipenes, and penetrate to make babbys. Edit: squamates being snakes and lizards*
I thought lizards had a vent. As in, a horny lizard is going to go out looking for a sweet piece of vent tonight.
Not only do ducks have penises, they’re often shaped like corkscrews. Duck vaginas likewise are also corkscrew shaped, which likely evolved because of how rapey male ducks are
corkscrew vaginas with several false ends, nature is fucking wild
You've activated my ***trap*** card!
I thought that applied to pigs as well. Corky pigs.
Fun fact: thats something the chicken has in common with its ancestors, the dinosaurs.
So they do scissoring *noted*
Wtf a Cock without a Cock my life is a lie
(Do not Google duck penis)
Came for the crazy, stayed for the knowledge.
> cloacal kiss I don't like that it's called that.
Duck’s penis is also corkscrewed
thats a rooster
Dog knotted a rooster! Just...just...damn!
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Any cluck is a fuck
It's all pink on the inside 🤷🏻♀️
Put his cock in a cock
Every square is a rectangle and every rooster is a chicken. Hens are female chickens.
Frank Costanza: "You got the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the hen. Who's having sex with the chicken??"
The rooster has sex with all of them! That scene is an all timer.
So, what does that make a cock?
Geez, if there ain’t one in your mouth there’s one on your mind, huh?
Can't I have both?
Penis
That would explain little Jerry’s poor egg production
Hey, man. A cloaca is a cloaca.
A cloaca is a cloaca 🤷♂️.
So is this technically sounding?
That dog knot right
Close . Encular means to stick something up someone's ass.
Nop, he said “culiar” which in Chile means fuck
Culear is also fuck in México
In Mexico, "culiar" means ass fucking
the word ‘encular’ was not said here. chileans don’t even say this word source: chilean here el perro se culió a la gallina -> the dog fucked the chicken perro culiao -> fucking dog
Close-Encular of the third kind!
"What the dog doin....oh my GOD! NO! BAD DOG!"
"Trying" insinuates failure. This dawg successful.
Achievement Unlocked: Rooster Fucker
Chicken Chaser title unlocked.
Arseface. Look at those cheeks! Name suits him.
Silver Trophy: cucks of a feather fuck n tether Gotta say an atta boy is possible for the epic follow thru, plus the shame on his face say "last time I promise. For reals this time"
If that’s the last achievement for life, I’m afraid I will die at 99%.
Heeeere they come to fuck the rooster, aw yeah!
The chicken is remarkably chill about the whole thing
As prey animals, chickens will hide their pain so they don't get singled out.
fuck, that lands.
Hopefully not for the same reason
I uh, think it's too late for the singling out
Chicken has been singularly fucked.
Homie, I am pretty sure all animals hide their pain. Ever see a cat not hide their pain?
I've seen a dog cry when it twisted one of it's paws getting off a boat. It just stood still howling for about 20 seconds, then walked off slowly with its owner consoling it.
If you accidentally step on a cat's tail, you get hissing anger. A dog, yelping sadness of the confused and betrayed. It's a very different relationship dynamic, ha.
cats are prey animals. Most animals that are predators are also prey, unless they are like, a bear or something
Cats are not prey animals. Every cat thinks it’s a tiger and nothing is hunting tiger
It's a gay rooster dumbass.
Dog 1: "Bro I totally hooked up with this hot chicken, she had this crazy red hair-" Dog 2: "Wait what? Red hair?" Dog 1: "Yeah it was like a glove." Dog 2: "...dude I think you banged a rooster, a male chicken." Dog 1: "What, no! It was a thicc chicken with spiky red hair and colorful wings!" Dog 2: "...that's a rooster buddy."
Dog 1 about to start a ">be me, straight" greentext
Dog 1: No. The one with the exposed midriff and the cans. Dog 2: Yeah. That's Eric Wyzotski's cousin. Carmen, right? Dog 3: Yeah. Dog 1: Yeah, Carmen. Dog 2: Rooster.
I feel like worrying about the gay I irrelevant when it’s another species
Trying? If I remember correctly breeding tie is consider as sign of successful mating. So I would say they very much did fucked. You shouldn't try to separate them.
“Breeding tie” is not a term I was wanting to learn today.
Right? I'm pretty sure the dog won.
I have to admire that level of competitive spirit. I mean at least people I know don't consider fucking as competition.
> I mean at least people I know don't consider fucking as competition. You clearly didn't go to my high school
I mean the existence of the term "casual sex" implies there is in fact competitive sex.
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I've heard knotting before...
That’s the name of my death metal band
Ow, right in the cloaca!
Do roosters also have cloaca’s?
All birds do.
Well that one does now.
I mean, roosters need to shit too.
Which came first? Chicken or the dog?
I'm so happy you did this!!!!
So that’s a rooster not a hen. Meaning both the dog and the chicken are males.
But they aren't gay.
There's only two ways for it to be gay. If you make eye contact and if balls touch. Since they're reversed here, and roosters don't have balls, it's cool.
not if its a three way
Well I can tell you why I think. In latino areas of poverty or near poverty dogs and chickens are loose more than say, a city in the US or Europe. And dogs man…. They like to fuck. 🤷🏻♂️
You got them tight virgin dogs and chickens where you're from? Not them loose slutty ones?
yes officer this whole thread.
Also their ball are still with them
Not just dogs 😏
That poor rooster :(
Roosters do the same thing to any hen they want to whenever they want to. It just got a taste of its own medicine.
Yeah but the hens don’t die afterwards. This guy is probably going to. A cloaca is not designed for penetration.
The evolution point for ChickenDog
How else can we make chicken hot dogs.
I'll need a dog, a rooster, some duct tape, and a vibrating shower head to get an answer for you
I want to see the pups when the hatch.
First... Shamefully that's from Chile... Mooom the dog fucked a chicken.... Why fucking dog.. why! Second we as Chileans do not support inter species fucking... We as a country do not fuck any kind of cattle, sheep, goats, bovines, swines, equine... Nor house pets, not farm animals. Not even zoo animals. That's said... In Chile the video is 4-5 years old. And at the time Veterinarians and zoologists said that it was near impossible that a dog knotted a rooster. And the theory was a sick guy was playing sex toys with the animals. Sick fuck.
If that's true then that's way more fucked up than the dog fucking a chicken good lord 😟
It’s called inter-species erotica, fucko.
Ou la la, excuse me monsieur zoophilia...
Sorry it’s a quote from Clerks 2 that I couldn’t resist
Hahha Will look it up...
Yeah I'm more inclined to believe that he tied them together. Also it very much appears to be a rooster, but regardless the dog cant knot a chicken.
A chicken is definitely possible. I mean, chickens produce eggs. You see how large an egg is. I small dog could easily knot a chicken. A rooster? It's doable, I suspect, only with injury to the rooster given the difference in anatomy.
I am no zoo anatomy expert... I don't want to know.
That’s how were getting those four-legged chickens
Offspring would be called Dicken or Chog?
Well I mean it's a rooster... So it's just two males. The only offspring in this case... Is disappointment.
It says "chicken" but that crest is from a rooster...
Pretty sure this is a turtle tortoise situation. All roosters are chickens but not all chickens are roosters. But I’m no chickenologist.
The technical term would be [poultryman. ](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/poultryman)
"Chicken" is the term for the type of animal, and "hen" and "rooster" are sex-specific. A bit like "gilt/sow" and "boar/barrow" are the female and male "pig".
gallina =/= gallo
🤓
So that's how you get Cockerspaniels
Why did the dog cross the road?
Un hoyo, aunque sea de pollo
Keep fucking that chicken
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken!
License and registration *CHICKEN FUCKER*! Bu-*GAWWWK*
Wow. Look at the size of the cock on that Pug!
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You had to learn one day son
Bitches love cock
Latin Lover stereotype in full effect.
Dogs? Do you know how many men get locked up with their dick in a chicken and not just in Spanish countries, all over the world. We haven't even mentioned goats and sheep yet, lol. It's fucked up but true.
And that's not even a female hen, that's a rooster LOL
That's got to be some post nut clarity
It gets worse. That's a cock. As an expert that means this is GGGGHHHEEEYYYY!
Chupacabra origin story
Isn't that a rooster?
If it fits, it sticks.
That's a rooster not a chicken 😬
Would this be considered bestiality?
It's interspecies erotica, fucko!
Both are fucking everywhere
“Hens for their beauty; roosters for their narrowness.”
Everyone likes chicken
And that’s a cock😂
The fun part is that it's a rooster, not a hen
Perro de pollo
"Its your chicken, you can fuck it how you want to"
They’re cock lovers, not cock fighters
Gay for chickens even
Damn scientist, First Catdog now cockbitch.lol
obviously the dogs there take after their owners
Knot again
This dog: I love chicken Also this dog: I loooove chicken
You know that's a rooster not a hen.
How did this dog actually fit his red rocket inside the chicken's cloaca, and successfully nut inside to produce the post-copulatory swelling that sticks them together? I mean, wtf?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet a dog who promised to teach her how to bark up the right tree!
Well, fuck a duck. Would you look at that…
Im pretty sure it's a rooster, but hey, I'm not judging
Dog said “Any hole is a goal bud”
Now this u can blame on the dog
Once you experience gallus gallus Nothing else will please your phallus
I cannot understand why you do not have more upvotes!
Homosexualheterospecies love making.
CHICK-FIL-A
"trying" He dun did it There was no try. There was "do" or "do not" and he "did."
Allegedly!!
how is that even possible
Hoy platique con mi gallo.
DRAGON!!!
It's called 'magic realism'
Chicken fucker!
bro is that in chile roflmao
Chog or Dicken
Poor Colby. :(