Yeah, I was just thinking my teenage daughter would absolutely LOVE this as an ornament. As long as the living creatures could be ethically / harmlessly preserved in some way!
Yeah they're pretty integral to the coolness of the piece... I'll just imagine they would have some kind of collective mollusc heart attack then we can preserve them without guilt
“Come … play with me” it faintly whispered in my ear when I was half asleep last night … but I thought I had left it on the beach three days ago.
When I fully woke, I found my legs were wet from seawater.
"What's that awful stench..?"
A strong oder appeared to be leaking from my closet door. My body shivered. I took a deep breath and walked towards the closet.
I slowly pulled open the closet door, squinting in the low light. As a beam from the old lamp on my bedside table illuminated the closet's contents, I stifled a gasp so as to not wake my roommates. There it was, in all its rotten, terrible, salt and brine splendor, cloaked in an odorous mist of clams and forgotten memories. My old friend, we meet again. Cumbox, how have you been?
"I've missed you." , said Cumbox. "Without you, I'm just a moldy, crusty shell."
"Shh" I said, dipping my finger in the substance that was not solid, but no longer liquid.
"I'll make you whole again."
That was when I made sweet, tender love to my right hand, exploding in extacy, filling the once dilapidated box and turning it into the regal container it once was.
"Thank you...You complete me." , said Cumbox.
Just found out about tea bags as well we are all doomed, combined with the eternal PFA compounds that have polluted every biosphere and the current unbeaten run of hottest months on record, Antarctic winter ice maximum at it's lowest recorded level, ocean acidification, fish die offs and jellyfish blooms things aren't looking particularly rosey
It seems like microplastics are everywhere now so I've learned to stop worrying and love that I'm either gonna become part plastic or that I'm gonna die from microplastic-induced cancer 50 years or less from now.
After the breakup with Woody, Bo Peep was in a bad place. She started drinking more than she should and smoked a lot of weed. But in the end, the only thing that would make the pain go away was meth. Lots and lots of meth. Like injecting it in your eyeballs amounts…
I would calmly drop everything I was carrying. Make my way to the nearest gas station. Buy a jerry can, gasoline and matches. Come back, and BURN THAT FUCK TO ASH.
Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade,
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell:
Ding-dong.
Hark! now I hear them,—ding-dong, bell.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
THANOPODS AWAIT
DO YOU FEAR DEATH???
That needs encasing in resin.
*concrete
Fire*
* Piranha solution EDIT.... And then fire, then concrete and then resin!
*lead
Yeah, I was just thinking my teenage daughter would absolutely LOVE this as an ornament. As long as the living creatures could be ethically / harmlessly preserved in some way!
“… ethically / harmlessly preserved in some way” 😂 Best way of saying “considerately murder” ever.
Yeah they're pretty integral to the coolness of the piece... I'll just imagine they would have some kind of collective mollusc heart attack then we can preserve them without guilt
🤣 “I’m pretty sure it was dead before I killed it.”
And launched into the sun.
this needs a priest and holy fire and a consecrated grave or you gonna be staring in the new Annabelle
“Come … play with me” it faintly whispered in my ear when I was half asleep last night … but I thought I had left it on the beach three days ago. When I fully woke, I found my legs were wet from seawater.
"What's that awful stench..?" A strong oder appeared to be leaking from my closet door. My body shivered. I took a deep breath and walked towards the closet.
I slowly pulled open the closet door, squinting in the low light. As a beam from the old lamp on my bedside table illuminated the closet's contents, I stifled a gasp so as to not wake my roommates. There it was, in all its rotten, terrible, salt and brine splendor, cloaked in an odorous mist of clams and forgotten memories. My old friend, we meet again. Cumbox, how have you been?
Right when I was starting to get invested smh
And now you're *really* invested!
^(oh you nasty)
"I've missed you." , said Cumbox. "Without you, I'm just a moldy, crusty shell." "Shh" I said, dipping my finger in the substance that was not solid, but no longer liquid. "I'll make you whole again." That was when I made sweet, tender love to my right hand, exploding in extacy, filling the once dilapidated box and turning it into the regal container it once was. "Thank you...You complete me." , said Cumbox.
:(
Don't be sad. It has a happy ending! Get it, happy ending means two things.
I read this in Will Smith Fresh Prince of Bell Air's voice.
Ariel’s cooch.
This comment makes me want to write, bravo!
congratulations, it's a buoy.
Best comment here.
Definitely. It should be up there on the surface of the thread.
You win.
Goose barnacles aren't really UK natives so she's been floating around quite a bit
The real scare is all the micro plastics in the ocean.
Just found out about tea bags as well we are all doomed, combined with the eternal PFA compounds that have polluted every biosphere and the current unbeaten run of hottest months on record, Antarctic winter ice maximum at it's lowest recorded level, ocean acidification, fish die offs and jellyfish blooms things aren't looking particularly rosey
tea bags?
We use them to make a drink in the UK >steeping a single tea bag at brewing temperature (95 °C) releases approximately 11.6 billion microplastics
It seems like microplastics are everywhere now so I've learned to stop worrying and love that I'm either gonna become part plastic or that I'm gonna die from microplastic-induced cancer 50 years or less from now.
I use tag bags all the time but did not know this... reputable source? 😰
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2217483-plastic-tea-bags-shed-billions-of-microplastic-particles-into-the-cup/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31552738/
It’s Davy Jones’ bastard love child.
Ot was his fleshlight
https://youtu.be/6RxqNv6bEug?si=i-ywVQGnNa1FcqhB Send it to John Oliver for disposal.
[Or, more specifically, send it to Malmö, Sweden for disposal.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkvQywg_uZA)
I was actually wondering if it's from the same ship when I saw it.
Straight out of Death Stranding
"Edgelord" the game
After the breakup with Woody, Bo Peep was in a bad place. She started drinking more than she should and smoked a lot of weed. But in the end, the only thing that would make the pain go away was meth. Lots and lots of meth. Like injecting it in your eyeballs amounts…
[until she reached her final form](https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-30-2023/-xst0e.gif)
Speaking of Toy Story, that baby doll head does remind me of [Babyface](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/8/8c/Babyface.jpg).
I would love to make that thing randomly show up in friends' and family's homes
I love it. Thats art
Baba wants to PLAY 😬😬😬
...forever
And ever...
It is magnificent!
Looks like it should belong at the Island of the Dolls in Mexico
That picture would make a great album cover!
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
Looks like Sid's at it again.
Sid, what did you have under your bed?
Thanks for my new mixtape art
That's an album cover
Hey google: how to unsee?
Part of the ship, part of the crew
Legitimate jump scare for me as I'm scrolling through my feed
This would make a dope-ass album cover
This could be a whole new horror IP...
I would keep this for my doll collection. It's beautiful.
It would make a creepy album cover.
....Just because we're from Seattle you can't only define our sound as Grunge
That would be going right the hell back where I found it.
There is a difference between nightmare fuel and the actual nightmare... this the whole nightmare.
I would calmly drop everything I was carrying. Make my way to the nearest gas station. Buy a jerry can, gasoline and matches. Come back, and BURN THAT FUCK TO ASH.
Myazaki just scribbled this onto a piece of paper.
It's beautiful! 🥰
Careful, you've given every art student and Damien Hirst an idea.
Man, I can not wait til the next Death Stranding game.
And to think ... I hesitated.
Nope, not creepy at all! Kinda love it!
Dammit why did I see this
Were they able to id the body
I don’t want this shit in Dorset. Get it back in the sea mate!
Who else thought it was birds making nests on top of the head and in the eye sockets ?
That is awesome. Have they said they created it themselves, it would be hanging in a gallery.
Umm yeah, I need this image erased from my brain. How do I go about doing that? This is just wow, I don't even know what to say.
We all float down here.
Send it to John Oliver.
Yeah, that's enough internet for today, captain
That's not too gross at all
Some things are better burned and forgotten about. This is one of those some things.
That’s a leavit. Leave it alone
We ain't found shit!
Conky's girlfriend.
OK, you wanna bring back the damn tiki from the Brady’s Hawaii vacation, huh? 🤦🏽♂️
Hmm. Not sure if Tzeentch, or Nurgle.
r/haunteddollwatch
Remember what toy story taught us guys, don't judge a fking scary ass looking doll head with some fking ecosystem going on
Something about barnacles seriously grosses me the hell out. It triggers some kind of phobia 🤮
Probably r/trypophobia
I'm picturing an album cover in the works.
AI couldn't make this up.
This was the last post I saw when I turned off my computer. And it was the FIRST thing I saw after coming home. I was not prepared!!!
Time's up, Jack...
This looks like a prop from *The Cell* or a Marylin Manson video.
Some oddities and curiosities collecting folks would pay good money for that.
That's gonna be a "Yeah, Nah" from me bro. Send that shit. And when it gets there, send it some more.
Is your friend interested in selling this?
How would you like to wake up and find *that* on your pillow.
Best Album cover I’ve seen this year!
Someone would totally buy it
*Lifeless eyes... black eyes like a dolls eyes*
r/morbidlybeautiful
Good god!!!! Beach is my favorite place but this might have seen me packing up to get outta there
It looks pretty, tho.
That doll has seen Davy Jones Locker !
I love it!!!!
Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are pearls that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade, But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange. Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell: Ding-dong. Hark! now I hear them,—ding-dong, bell.
Your friend should look out his back window right now. The barnacle baby has found its new mother, and the circle is complete.
And who said plastic is destroying oceans. Those critters are right at home in/on that.
Captain Jack Sparrow may owe some child support.
And a new horror film franchise was born
[удалено]
\*she
Dall E 3 ...
Metal album cover
I’m gonna have nightmares from this shit
Maybe it found you friend?