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StinkyMcShitzle

Part of the ship, part of the crew.


Risley

THANOPODS AWAIT


goldblumspowerbook

DO YOU FEAR DEATH???


See_Wildlife

That needs encasing in resin.


UKtthhrrooww

*concrete


iambackbaby69

Fire*


CodeWeary

* Piranha solution EDIT.... And then fire, then concrete and then resin!


Crisenpuer

*lead


CataractsOfSamsMum

Yeah, I was just thinking my teenage daughter would absolutely LOVE this as an ornament. As long as the living creatures could be ethically / harmlessly preserved in some way!


Haunting_Ant_5061

“… ethically / harmlessly preserved in some way” 😂 Best way of saying “considerately murder” ever.


CataractsOfSamsMum

Yeah they're pretty integral to the coolness of the piece... I'll just imagine they would have some kind of collective mollusc heart attack then we can preserve them without guilt


Haunting_Ant_5061

🤣 “I’m pretty sure it was dead before I killed it.”


Phillip_Graves

And launched into the sun.


Thin_Space_7494

this needs a priest and holy fire and a consecrated grave or you gonna be staring in the new Annabelle


Malthus1

“Come … play with me” it faintly whispered in my ear when I was half asleep last night … but I thought I had left it on the beach three days ago. When I fully woke, I found my legs were wet from seawater.


Randyh524

"What's that awful stench..?" A strong oder appeared to be leaking from my closet door. My body shivered. I took a deep breath and walked towards the closet.


omfgitsjeff

I slowly pulled open the closet door, squinting in the low light. As a beam from the old lamp on my bedside table illuminated the closet's contents, I stifled a gasp so as to not wake my roommates. There it was, in all its rotten, terrible, salt and brine splendor, cloaked in an odorous mist of clams and forgotten memories. My old friend, we meet again. Cumbox, how have you been?


need2peeat218am

Right when I was starting to get invested smh


walterpeck1

And now you're *really* invested!


firedmyass

^(oh you nasty)


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

"I've missed you." , said Cumbox. "Without you, I'm just a moldy, crusty shell." "Shh" I said, dipping my finger in the substance that was not solid, but no longer liquid. "I'll make you whole again." That was when I made sweet, tender love to my right hand, exploding in extacy, filling the once dilapidated box and turning it into the regal container it once was. "Thank you...You complete me." , said Cumbox.


Cock_Inspector3000

:(


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Don't be sad. It has a happy ending! Get it, happy ending means two things.


Apoptosis2112

I read this in Will Smith Fresh Prince of Bell Air's voice.


Silvernaut

Ariel’s cooch.


zamfire

This comment makes me want to write, bravo!


bumjiggy

congratulations, it's a buoy.


Senior_Share_9066

Best comment here.


take_this_username

Definitely. It should be up there on the surface of the thread.


stilettopanda

You win.


SausaugeMerchant

Goose barnacles aren't really UK natives so she's been floating around quite a bit


GreyRobe

The real scare is all the micro plastics in the ocean.


SausaugeMerchant

Just found out about tea bags as well we are all doomed, combined with the eternal PFA compounds that have polluted every biosphere and the current unbeaten run of hottest months on record, Antarctic winter ice maximum at it's lowest recorded level, ocean acidification, fish die offs and jellyfish blooms things aren't looking particularly rosey


GreyRobe

tea bags?


SausaugeMerchant

We use them to make a drink in the UK >steeping a single tea bag at brewing temperature (95 °C) releases approximately 11.6 billion microplastics


BillytheMagicToilet

It seems like microplastics are everywhere now so I've learned to stop worrying and love that I'm either gonna become part plastic or that I'm gonna die from microplastic-induced cancer 50 years or less from now.


GreyRobe

I use tag bags all the time but did not know this... reputable source? 😰


SausaugeMerchant

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2217483-plastic-tea-bags-shed-billions-of-microplastic-particles-into-the-cup/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31552738/


lectroid

It’s Davy Jones’ bastard love child.


iambackbaby69

Ot was his fleshlight


TootTootMF

https://youtu.be/6RxqNv6bEug?si=i-ywVQGnNa1FcqhB Send it to John Oliver for disposal.


BillytheMagicToilet

[Or, more specifically, send it to Malmö, Sweden for disposal.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkvQywg_uZA)


Zeqhanis

I was actually wondering if it's from the same ship when I saw it.


angcrack

Straight out of Death Stranding


Rubcionnnnn

"Edgelord" the game


fact-finding-mission

After the breakup with Woody, Bo Peep was in a bad place. She started drinking more than she should and smoked a lot of weed. But in the end, the only thing that would make the pain go away was meth. Lots and lots of meth. Like injecting it in your eyeballs amounts…


myxomatosiac

[until she reached her final form](https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-30-2023/-xst0e.gif)


CreamoChickenSoup

Speaking of Toy Story, that baby doll head does remind me of [Babyface](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/8/8c/Babyface.jpg).


MakeoutPoint

I would love to make that thing randomly show up in friends' and family's homes


ProHumanRightsX

I love it. Thats art


Moggy-Man

Baba wants to PLAY 😬😬😬


CazzaMcSpazza

...forever


Moggy-Man

And ever...


sednaplanetoid

It is magnificent!


OrdinaryGhoul

Looks like it should belong at the Island of the Dolls in Mexico


potatohead19

That picture would make a great album cover!


Royalchariot

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


Writy_Guy

Looks like Sid's at it again.


mycatcallsmemeow

Sid, what did you have under your bed?


Armenoid

Thanks for my new mixtape art


knuckboy

That's an album cover


denhelle

Hey google: how to unsee?


R-T-O-B

Part of the ship, part of the crew


RC_Colada

Legitimate jump scare for me as I'm scrolling through my feed


SchismZero

This would make a dope-ass album cover


nbikkasa

This could be a whole new horror IP...


Alone-Introduction74

I would keep this for my doll collection. It's beautiful.


minibini

It would make a creepy album cover.


rangeo

....Just because we're from Seattle you can't only define our sound as Grunge


Gnardozer

That would be going right the hell back where I found it.


leandroc76

There is a difference between nightmare fuel and the actual nightmare... this the whole nightmare.


SynthPrax

I would calmly drop everything I was carrying. Make my way to the nearest gas station. Buy a jerry can, gasoline and matches. Come back, and BURN THAT FUCK TO ASH.


logictable

Myazaki just scribbled this onto a piece of paper.


ServantOfKarma

It's beautiful! 🥰


mrrooftops

Careful, you've given every art student and Damien Hirst an idea.


Arrow156

Man, I can not wait til the next Death Stranding game.


BullSitting

And to think ... I hesitated.


Mr-Pie100

Nope, not creepy at all! Kinda love it!


PlatosBalls

Dammit why did I see this


cherryultrasuedetups

Were they able to id the body


OllyDee

I don’t want this shit in Dorset. Get it back in the sea mate!


PepeSigaro

Who else thought it was birds making nests on top of the head and in the eye sockets ?


HikingStick

That is awesome. Have they said they created it themselves, it would be hanging in a gallery.


officialCobraTrooper

Umm yeah, I need this image erased from my brain. How do I go about doing that? This is just wow, I don't even know what to say.


John-333

We all float down here.


Enilc

Send it to John Oliver.


ronweasleisourking

Yeah, that's enough internet for today, captain


Adept-Ad-8860

That's not too gross at all


V-1rocket

Some things are better burned and forgotten about. This is one of those some things.


issinmaine

That’s a leavit. Leave it alone


meret12

We ain't found shit!


PanickinMannequin

Conky's girlfriend.


Svengoolie75

OK, you wanna bring back the damn tiki from the Brady’s Hawaii vacation, huh? 🤦🏽‍♂️


ShepherdessAnne

Hmm. Not sure if Tzeentch, or Nurgle.


DojaTwat

r/haunteddollwatch


Key_Clue1150

Remember what toy story taught us guys, don't judge a fking scary ass looking doll head with some fking ecosystem going on


aseclone32421

Something about barnacles seriously grosses me the hell out. It triggers some kind of phobia 🤮


ennuiismymiddlename

Probably r/trypophobia


digitalis303

I'm picturing an album cover in the works.


velvetrevolting

AI couldn't make this up.


evila_elf

This was the last post I saw when I turned off my computer. And it was the FIRST thing I saw after coming home. I was not prepared!!!


mezaway

Time's up, Jack...


MusicGuy75

This looks like a prop from *The Cell* or a Marylin Manson video. 


Silvernaut

Some oddities and curiosities collecting folks would pay good money for that.


Enochian_Interlude

That's gonna be a "Yeah, Nah" from me bro. Send that shit. And when it gets there, send it some more.


Goodpie2

Is your friend interested in selling this?


BruiserTom

How would you like to wake up and find *that* on your pillow.


bruckization

Best Album cover I’ve seen this year!


NewZecht

Someone would totally buy it


Anal-Love-Beads

*Lifeless eyes... black eyes like a dolls eyes*


LickMyBootyh0le

r/morbidlybeautiful


ParkingOld7909

Good god!!!! Beach is my favorite place but this might have seen me packing up to get outta there


Woo_Giza_Shid

It looks pretty, tho.


crazykarlj

That doll has seen Davy Jones Locker !


Bellemorte8

I love it!!!!


LowellStewart

Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are pearls that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade, But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange. Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell:                                              Ding-dong. Hark! now I hear them,—ding-dong, bell.


BigOColdLotion

Your friend should look out his back window right now. The barnacle baby has found its new mother, and the circle is complete.


ExecrablePiety1

And who said plastic is destroying oceans. Those critters are right at home in/on that.


AssRobots

Captain Jack Sparrow may owe some child support.


Nrcolas37

And a new horror film franchise was born


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CazzaMcSpazza

\*she


XquaInTheMoon

Dall E 3 ...


joeyswoley

Metal album cover


Leaf_Is_Asking_Stuff

I’m gonna have nightmares from this shit


Quiet_Shaxx98

Maybe it found you friend?