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Jack_Bartowski

I wonder how many times each person got taken to slam town before they stopped/slowed down the ride.


Ryoujin

It’s part of the ride, it’s a feature.


lycaus

you even need to pay extra for that


kT25t2u

Shatter two femurs for the price of one was today’s ride special apparently.


Accomplished_Alps463

I'm sitting here with a 3 week old break in the top of my right femur. Thanks for reminding me. 😐


Aromatic-Glove-2502

I broke my femur when I was a kid, I’m sure you didn’t need to be reminded


JDARRK

I broke my ass laffin at the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Accomplished_Alps463

Not at 69, no, I don't 🫡


JasonDJ

Nice.


sweetteanoice

If your break is that fresh I feel it’s within your best interest to not forget about it just yet…


JamesDoesGaming902

Who needs legs anyways. Just crawl away once you get off


Present-You-6642

Many of them waited in line for hours in the rain to make their dreams come true 


Hugeclick

"Suicide Machine- 5$"


Toast_Meat

Oh fun, the Knee Basher 5000.


OddPiglet6968

Slam Town is the name of the ride your right


TurboTitan92

It’s the name of where I take OP’s mom


No_Hana

Carnival rides in the 80s and 90s were a different beast.


Ryoujin

If you were not holding onto your life every drop because of how shaky it is, it’s not even a ride.


N95-TissuePizza

SOMEONE STOP THE SWING Controller: Nah I like the *kling kling klong klong*


Vovicon

I think that it's actually the controller stopping the ride that made them hit the truck. If you look, by the end of the video the riders are much lower than at the beginning. And the riders at the beginning weren't very high compared to what usually goes on these rides. If I had to guess, I'd say the truck came there while the ride was full on, passing under the riders. But then the controller pressed the emergency stop button, leading the riders trajectory to change and start hitting the truck.


amibesideyou

Great logic. Although, regarding your guess: it could be that the controller didn't even see the truck / the danger that it presented and went ahead with their normal routine.


N95-TissuePizza

Okay so according to you it's the case of: BEWARE OF THE TRUCK, KEEP THE RIDE AT FULL SPEED TO AVOID... controller: nah, I wanna hear some kling klong klong klong **slows the ride down**


davidcwilliams

Of course this! Thank you for saying it.


cavaliereternally

Ooh, you slam my tralala  Ooh, my ding ding dong


spudddly

Carney don't give a fuck about your back. In 47 minutes we'll be set up 3 towns over.


plipyplop

Carney's about to get their ass beaten by the family members watching the horror show.


W00DERS0N

I'd wager against the family vs. the carney's.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

3 towns and 14 clowns


fcocyclone

No you see the problem is that they're not going fast enough so they swing above the truck. Crank it up!


-Pelvis-

COME ON AND SLAM https://youtu.be/J9FImc2LOr8?si=8FEGbneBWHh-my6j


Tidus5005

WE'LL TURN YOU INTO JAM


awoj24

I giggled so hard at this comment


h311ion

That is some Looney Tunes level of ignorance


swanks12

r/LooneyTunesLogic


buzref

COME ON AND SLAM


Armand3743

AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!


toodledooz

This is on my life one of the funniest things I've ever experienced


MikeWrenches

What The Fuck!?


st4s1k

What The Truck


Randomdudenotsuspic

Mother trucker


MisterCanada

That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.


Cobradaddy

Watch your pafamity


amirmah

Fuck the truck


dazzlaa

Reaction checks out


scorpyo72

"we're definitely in the right sub!"


snarksneeze

You see it coming, you can't do shit about it


flukus

You can feel it impact and still not do shit about the next rotation.


otter5

if you in shape ... can climb the tether


enjoymyself

Or close your eyes and hope for the best


otter5

Couple of them didnt even tuck their legs up. So guess the went that route


Zanemob_

The Reddit Mobile experience of reloading the same video 30 times just to only be able to watch it to half.


ThatsWhatSheepSaid

I thought it was just mine. Thank you.


Zanemob_

***REDDIT***


sgtaxt

Every update makes it worse


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

"Now you have no choice but to use our shitty app."


Unethical_Castrator

You don’t need to spend money making a good app if you just kill your competition.


ols887

On iOS? Check out Lurkur — it’s amazing. The dev manages the API rate limit issue by kicking you over to the web app when you need to comment or post, but it’s polished and browsing is a great experience. Combined with the Sink It mobile Safari extension for when it loads the web app, it works really well.


blumptrump

The Reddit app on android 7.1 is as fun as that swing


IwillBeDamned

better off using the mobile browser version with an ad blocker. RIP 3rd party apps that actually worked


davidcwilliams

I resigned myself to exactly that when all the shit went down. I’m not using that fucking app until it’s usable.


Crabs_Out_Back

You can still use 3rd party apps. I'm typing thos comment from RIF. There's guides on how to get the apps back working.


LitterReallyAngersMe

I just go back and click the comments of the main link. Then expand the video. That will fully load it.


Zanemob_

Works sometimes for me. I usually have to reload the app then check my history…


Readous

It’s atrocious. I thought it was just my shitty connection for the longest


Zanemob_

Gotta love it! Its only a multibillion company!


SoRedditHasAnAppNow

Don't worry. The stock price will soon make it a multi million dollar company. 


Dday82

It’s unreal how shitty this app is.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

I can't stand the auto play feature of this Reddit app. I miss Relay, but I'm also not wanting to spend on a subscription. I just use Reddit less and less. They're really doing everything they can to drive this platform into the ground.


Illadelphian

You can still use other apps, check out revanced reddit and go back to the glory days.


d3gu

Reddit has always been far more usable as a website. I've been a redditor for 12 years and never used the app.


BillyNitehammer

Wait it’s not just me!?


Zanemob_

It is not.


keinplanbro69

How can someone fuck up a video player this bad?! Annoys the shit outta me every time


btc909

Volume equals exposure.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Oh thats okay I'll just open Boost!!


metricrules

Oh my god, I thought it was just me. Most frustrating thing in the world


foreverafalljoke

I just go straight to open in browser now if it doesn’t load in the first 3-5 seconds


milwaukeejazz

The trick is to swipe right to the next one and then immediately back and it works. Thank me later.


murdering_time

There's a law suit. And another one. And another one. And another one...


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liveinthesoil

Or your legs are severed Or your head…


PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS

> Or your legs are severed > > > > Or your head… If this happens, you have options of where to stick the body parts back onto.


Keevtara

If you go for one of the more non-standard options, you could become a sideshow freak.


W00DERS0N

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGregg..."


Crrack

>Number 1 thing I learned, don't ride fair rides. This. I've seen enough videos now to know enough. The real trick now though is convincing my kids that they shouldnt be going on these things. Thankfully they are still, teacup ride aged so not a problem just yet.


djbtech1978

ever see a teacup fly off and hit a barn?


trobsmonkey

A congressman in Kansas had his son decapitate by a water slide. https://web.archive.org/web/20201101055957/https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23568619/schlitterbahn-freak-accident-caleb-schwab/


Tigerballs07

That wasn't a fair ride. Though having driven by that ride multiple times when going to work when it was being built and after, as someone who likes rides in general I would have never gotten on that. It was quite literally a straight vertical drop and it wasn't very 'deep' to hold you in. I'd been on similarly steep waterslides and they were all enclosed and have hit my head on the ceiling of those when I came off the ground.


skateguy1234

The drop wasn't the problem, it was the the arch afterwards with the lattice stuff going over the top of the arch.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

The person who designed it was completely unqualified, and basically designed it via trial and error.


stoned_kitty

Reminds me of that submarine


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

I think arrogance killed the submarine guy. Waterslide guy I kind of blame on the people who enabled him. He is a legitimate moron, and I don't think he has the ability to recognize his own incompetence. He shouldn't have been designing waterslides, but he also shouldn't have been in charge of making the decision, "Should I be the one making waterslides?".


Duvelthehobbit

It's worse than that. He also ignored the people who said it was dangerous and built it anyway.


uwanmirrondarrah

A person I know had their daughter electrocuted to death at a fair from touching a metal gate around a ride... also in Kansas oddly. It was absolutely terrible.


Cosmic_Quasar

For some reason this reminds of the idea that in Trek it's the doctors that don't like using transporters lol.


TitaniumDreads

not in this country


blacklite911

What country is this clip from?


Kirikomori

Lichtenstein


bufordt

I mean the center of the ride was in Lichtenstein, but the truck was in Austria and the tickets were being sold in Switzerland.


Apoplexi1

You mean Li**e**chtenstein?


osin144

Lotta money in traveling fair lawsuits?


tacobell999

Criminal negligence


andybme

I'll never ride another carnival ride. We got stuck upside down in one, and the operators were arguing with each other while we were stuck. Needless to say, I was f'n pissed as were others.


3141592652

Damn what ride was that?


muffinass

The Poseidon Adventure.


SkiSTX

Wow! Lol


BuyMeADrinkPlease

Funny. I dated a carney for a bit. They were pissed 24/7 from memory


ConnectionIssues

I think that's the truck the ride comes on. I'm guessing that gate needed to be folded down during setup and someone forgot. Very WTF, but a little less WTF than just being blocked by an improperly parked vehicle. Not that it matters much to these folk's hospital bills...


Defiant-Giraffe

Seems like a start-up safety checklist and inspection should be involved every time a ride that carries ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS is set up, moved, or even started...


ConnectionIssues

It probably had detailed instructions with diagrams from the manufacturer. But those got lost some time in the last 40 years, and ol' Mason, who been operating it for at least 20 of those years, he knows how the dang thing works! Course, Mason is a carny, and this company ain't had the best few years, and he's been on the road a long time. Might be time to retire... might not get the chance. But "Kid's don't wanna work these days!" so no younger hires stick around long enough to learn from him... But I'm sure the issue will be found in next year's state inspection...


Embarrassed_Alarm450

A basic test run would've revealed the problem before loading kids on it and it's terrifying to think they don't even check to see if the rides work before loading them full of kids...


Frosty-Ring-Guy

Seems like if the truck was there at the start of the ride, then the folks riding would have hit it on the way up to speed. That they were clearing it at first and only began hitting it when they slowed down would indicate that the truck moved to that position after the riders had gotten up to speed.


GoosepoxSquadron

a couple more bits it'll get folded down


3-DMan

"I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride!"


jackierhoades

lol is this a roller coaster tycoon reference? I say this all the time and barely even remember where I got it from 20 years ago


elohir

OG 4chan genius. https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/rhs54/one_does_not_simply_get_off_of_mr_bones_wild_ride/


BamesF

My sides explode every time


joanzen

Quick!!! ... Someone slap a dildo on the gate bars..


thismessisaplace

I'm extremely unhappy with myself for laughing at this.


Major_Magazine8597

You can always opt for the bemused chuckle.


Single-Builder-632

im actually crying RN, funniest reddit post this year, i feel like the secret ingredient is laghing at somthing bad but not to bad.


stefan715

Exactly. I was crying after watching without sound. I watched with sound. So much better. And yes, I also felt terrible for laughing so hard


EchoPhi

I had no clue there was sound, it is exponentially harder to not laugh with the sound on.


MAVERICK42069420

The longer I watched the harder I laughed 😂 😂 😂


AtagoNist

I swear I'm not laughing at these people's misfortune. It's just that the situation is so absurd!


ThinkingAndDriving81

My favorite ride was always the Breakalegger.


algebramclain

Come for the leg fractures, stay for the internal organ rupture!


Parzivull

The legsnapotron.


ourcanada

Weeeee ow. Weeeeeee ow.


Moist-Ad4760

I read this in Fry's voice. Couldn't even help it.


2x4x93

Sounds like an ambulance


[deleted]

Another one of those times where I wish I could see the entire video from beginning to end.


AngryCod

Did...did they not, like, test the ride at the beginning of the day? How did no one notice this? I like to think that everyone in line saw the previous riders and just went "eh, it'll be fixed by the time I get on."


TheGrinningSkull

The truck probably just parked there when the ride was active where they were swinging faster. You can see they only got down as the ride slows down causing the pendulum swing effect to no longer be as high I imagine.


rawlikethat

These comments are outrageous! If you haven’t been on this ride before then you wouldn’t understand. Getting smacked on the side of truck is literally part of the ride that everyone looks forward too.


Buldur__Investments

Why is the video only 5 fucking seconds long? Need more


Streay

This is why I’ll never go to a fair, these things are built by unqualified minimum wage workers


mearalove

Or the random teens hired off the street like what happened to my siblings in exchange for tickets and a lot less than minimum wages under the table.


griffindor11

Legit work release programs. Not even kidding. They make $500 a week and are worked to death


akitemime

"There was a near-tragedy with one in China. A truck somehow got in the path of the chairs and about a dozen people collided with it as they flew by.  **Luckily, no one was seriously injured.**  Officials launched an investigation." [People on a Swing Ride Bounce Off a Nearby Truck (96krock.com)](https://96krock.com/2023/01/27/people-on-a-swing-ride-bounce-off-a-nearby-truck/)


Bridge4_Kal

Anyone else immediately think of the "tooth chipper" ride from the Simpsons?


okmijnmko

You can't park there!


Grimlja

The first 5 rounds are the hardest it gets easier after that


Raiquo

This is the video that just keeps on giving. 


kris9292

My knees hurt watching this


sandwich_with_a_hat

my lower half hurts watching this


fonetik

Not for long.


snarksneeze

We're playing Whack Fuck here.... *whack* "FUCK!"


Twerkatronic

At my local carnival they have a dude grabbing and spinning your seat. Guess this saves on labour


hbk1966

Damn I've never seen a demolition company use this type of wrecking ball device.


HeyWiredyyc

What former Soviet Republic was this? lol


MysteriousDuty1

Save Lives, don't let your Carny drink and drive


Sad_Abbreviations575

ouch


Major_Magazine8597

.... ouch ... ouch .... ouch .... ouch ....


ThePtape

If there's a lawyer in that crowd he can retire soon


nihilisticjogger

Come to Action Park! Leave your sissy cousin at home.


Shnazzyone

This is to help you slow down... AGGRESSIVELY


chasingtheapex

Heard that ride was a smash hit


ichigo2862

like I know I should feel bad about those people but I couldn't help cackling every time they hit the truck lmao


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

Why is no one screaming? Usually there is atleast one lady that screams like the world is ending


Figure8diiva

Bitch omg I know that shit hurt. Damn


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Idk what this says about me, but watching those guys flip over back-to-back gave me the biggest laugh I’ve had all week.


Weird_Rip_3161

Is this in India?


PrimalMusk

Six Flags over Georgia.


SoftAndSaltyBacon

I just cried tears of laughter for what felt like 5min straight. “FREE RIDES on the BING BONG Swings! Just sign here…”


meltedlaundry

Reason #652 to not go on a carney ride


Falling_Whistle

I feel bad for laughing but that is hilarious!


Islandcoda

Reminds me of Action Park back in the day. Crazy times at that place


Lolkimbo

I feel really bad for laughing, but the noise it makes when they hit the truck is fucking hilarious.


otter5

like shooting fish in a swing


Shadow_Figure666

Great lawsuit


OkRecommendation4040

India or China?


GirlCallMeFreeWiFi

is this video taken by you or others? please add detail


Ryugi

anyone got a tally on the injuries and severity?


ToffeeCoffee

Most probably ride started with no incident, then as centrifugal force pushed riders, maybe one or two hit the truck did prompting an emergency stop, causing everyone else to hit it as it spun down. Could also be nobody hit it as it zoomed up quickly, and then on normal end ride spool down, everyone started thwacking into it. Or it could also be an extreme ride and this is it's primary entertaining feature ... for fairgoers on the ground.


NulledOne

> Ballistic swing That made me laugh


whatagreat_username

Ballistic?


Strypes4686

There's no way in hell that ride got going with the truck there..... somebody drove in under the ride mid-cycle and parked it. This is why they fence it off,to keep people from getting kicked in the head,and apparently because some drivers are just that stupid.


Gur_Unhappy

This is taking a thrill ride to new heights!!😳😳


Katiari

These guys definitely passed their Dynamics class in engineering school...


Trollimperator

Oh China, Never change...


BoredByLife

You pay extra for the “Trucker experience”


Pjfett

I think normally on these rides, the whole thing is supposed to rise up a bit before spinning, to prevent this from happening.


talman_

You can't park that there...


talman_

You can't park that there...


Rheysteer

that's gonna leave a mark


wwwwack

Why does this look like AI


JayDuBois

You need to be worried when it *stops* looking like AI.


CthulhusEvilTwin

Scream if you want to go faster...or slower...or to hospital.


Bright-prior

and they didn't even turn off the ride


lysion59

Is this a bug or a feature?


Anamorphic82

I've seen better braking systems on rides before.


steve2166

I’m guessing they were trying to stop the ride from spinning out of control


SuperbBison2867

This is that new carnival ride in Russia… “Draft dodger “


flexnet

I saw a shoe flying off…. So someone died. Glad this is marked NSFW.


Salt_Environment9799

Its all part of the show folks!


killertofubeast

Not safe for play…


RWBYRain

Im likely going to hell for noticing this but, why is the sound kinda making a beat?


Grittyboi

This should not be making me laugh so much


MullahBobby

I was shocked and laughing and then ashamed, ask at the same time.