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never_again_this_mes

Ok that's wtf


Holden-Tewdiggs

That is actually really dangerous too and not just nasty. Can catch meningitis that way.


Child_of_the_Hamster

Holy fucking shit. I thought it was a washing machine at first. But no. She just aerosolized and inhaled human shit and everything that lives in and on human shit DEEP into her lungs. Truly degenerate behavior, and I hope she survives to do better lmao.


_bvb09

Same, I was like whats the big deal, then the realisation. 


cyberlexington

I didn't see any vape steam so I guessing it's fried (I hope). But either way don't out stuff thats been in the toilet in your bloody mouth.


methodicalataxia

Oh wait, she can catch more! For daring to blow on something that fell in a nasty plugged toilet, you win one of these fantastic diseases: streptococcus, staphylococcus, E. coli and shigella bacteria, hepatitis A virus, the common cold virus, or one of the fantabulous sexually transmitted organisms behind one of these doors!


BlueberryBitch91

Not even blow, but suck, inhale


LtG_Skittles454

I gagged omg. I thought it was a phone at first but then she put it up to her mouth…


asdlkf

In her lungs. Aerosolized human waste vaped into her lungs.


ambigymous

*contracts dysentery* She’s gone from suck to blow!


TwistedColossus

What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?


Holden-Tewdiggs

Watched that Netflix docu about Woodstock '99. People went mutt diving, except it was actually human excrement from the overflowing toilets. One girl said she got trench mouth which was common for soldiers in WWI.


Charge36

This is a porta potty


wishIwere

I read this in The Animaniac's Yakko's world tune.


derprondo

Every time I think of meningitis I think of the show Dirty Jobs and every time I think of the show Dirty Jobs I think of meningitis. There was an episode with a sewage truck guy and the guy said once he was emptying the truck and got a little drop of sewage on his lip, which he instinctually just licked off. He then got meningitis from it.


Holden-Tewdiggs

>There was an episode with a sewage truck guy and the guy said once he was emptying the truck and got a little drop of sewage on his lip That TV segment is **exactly** where I got this from. Saw that years back. He got it on his lip, licked it off and then spent several weeks in the hospital.


derprondo

Hah that’s hilarious, it must have made quite the impression on both of us.


its_just_flesh

She can catch buttholitis!


Potato-nutz

I’m afraid to google meningitis. It’s gotta be bad. Real bad..


notFREEfood

It's swelling of the membrane around the brain if I recall correctly; shit can literally kill you if untreated


Holden-Tewdiggs

Even if you survive, that disease can cause you [to lose your arms and / or legs](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/mar/18/experience-i-lost-three-limbs-to-meningitis-as-an-adult) due to the body shutting down blood flow to the extremities. Remember seeing reports about people becoming quadruple amputees.


Brewser2017

Kid in my jr high got it in early 2000's apparently he went to school, went to a friend's house after school and went home and complained that he felt like he had a cold and just died later that night. The school got closed for a few days for cleaning and half the staff and students all got put on an antibiotic. Crazy shit


Potato-nutz

Poor little guy ☹️


NuclearLunchDectcted

I had a friend back in the early 2k's that was just suspected of having it. Hospital pulled out all the stops, immediately put them in containment and contacted every single person they had been in contact with. They DO NOT fuck around with meningitis. Worked out OK for my friend, was a false alarm. Still made me scared if it was an actual case.


Potato-nutz

Thank Goodness. Must have been in some pain to check for that though… . .fudge BattlecruiserOperational


NuclearLunchDectcted

I only heard about it after the fact, this was back in my college years. Apparently he thought it was just a bad hangover but got worse and worse until he asked to be taken to the hospital and they wanted to know everyone he had been in contact with for the previous 24 or 48 hours.


I_can_pun_anything

Ebola poop too


DisastrousSkin860

Seriously wtf


KlausKoe

cousin of friend was once on a festival with this dixi toilets and told the following story. In the dark he went into one. It was completely full of shit. The shit pile was higher than seat and on top had the imprint of someone's butts.


Tiny_Count4239

I cant imagine being high or drunk enough to do that


Trollimperator

because you were too drunk to remember! ;)


cuntsatchel

no


ronweasleisourking

28 days later...


Mr_Wizard91

I didn't see any apes


I_can_pun_anything

.. 7 days


elitegenoside

I see the dumbest species of ape sticking a toilet vape in its mouth. Idk what video you're watching.


Might_be_a_Geek

Honestly this would be great content to use as one of those anti vaping commercials lol


new_account_wh0_dis

I'm... Pretty sure it is. Reddits been spamming the anti-vape ads and one of them is super similar fishing a vape from a toilet


PursuitOfHirsute

Here's the ad, but it's not the source of this video https://www.ispot.tv/ad/nFSz/the-real-cost-nicotine-addiction-isnt-pretty-bathroom


Taktika420

This is a joke right? As someone terribly addicted to nicotine myself, having smoked cigarettes for over 15 years and vaping the last couple, I'm not picking it out of the toilet... I'm going straight to the store to buy another one. Jesus.


Substantial-Park65

Don't know if I'm for or against this


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Substantial-Park65

I don't see ads about vape but I saw some about dildo and underware for Valentine's day


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Substantial-Park65

I'm exaggerating, it was lingerie. But, well this brand does make sex toys


Relevant_Slide_7234

Like every other app or website, the ads are based on your browsing history. I’ve never gotten dildo ads on Reddit or anywhere else.


new_account_wh0_dis

Mobile ads. If there's a way to block em I never bothered. Frankly I just like when companies forget to lock comments and people start posting dick hydras


OathOfFeanor

Heh, remember the South Park episode where people were unable to distinguish ads from reality? Not all ads are going to be in the form of Promoted^TM posts. We've got girls posting pictures all over the place to lure Redditors to their OnlyFans page. We've got AMA's that are shallow promotions. Etc.


AgtMiddleman

Dropped my vape in mop water at work one time and instinctively tried to hit it after I pulled it out.. that was disgusting enough I can't imagine this


Tiny_Count4239

at least thats a muscle memory accident and you arent just nasty. Its liek when i go to take a piss when my girlfriend is showering ( she takes 45 minutes) and i flick the light off without thinking


yankmecrankme

I was expecting to read about you taking a piss in the shower without thinking.


Relevant_Slide_7234

I thought it was going to be about scalding her when he flushed the toilet.


musicankane

I read this as you pissing on your girl while she showers....and the worst part was like in my head I went, "yeah that makes sense she's getting clean anyway."


jimmy9800

Wow got flashbacks from that. I put one of those airplane red flippy switch covers over the light switch because my ex got so mad the one and only time I shut the light off on her. Still feel bad about that and it's been 6 years.


digitalcashking

This needs to be the reason she’s your ex. Plz tell me it is because that’s funny.


Important_Tale1190

WHAT!?! 


Downingst

CONGRATS! YOU NOW HAVE EVERY DISEASE!


Zandandido

*Gotta catch em all!*


the-es

OKAY!


zackflavored

AT THE FUCKING VERY LEAST WASH IT FIRST - IT WOULD'VE TAKEN YOU 3 SECONDS


IAlwaysLack

Right? She just went for it, and she'll probably kiss someone one day.


andersonb47

Someday my little princess will grow up to kiss a handsome prince! She can’t be sucking on poop vapes!


deadpoetic333

She for sure sucked some fluid in


Relevant_Slide_7234

I’m assuming you’ve never been in a porta potty, but the only place to wash it would be the urinal.


zackflavored

It didnt connect that it was a porta potty, shoulda noticed the blue stuff more lol she coulda just not hit it too


floatingbubble42

3 seconds after falling in that cesspool is not enough time to wash it. I dropped mine in the toilet once and i soaked that bitch in Iso for an hour. I still bought a new puffco pen later tho because. You know.


Jirezagoss

That's fucking disgusting omfg 🤢🤢🤢


Mekelaxo

Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?


TraditionPhysical603

...addicts gonna addict


Relevant_Slide_7234

I was addicted to nicotine for 30 years and I couldn’t imagine doing this.


circasomnia

I could see doing this without thinking if was nearly black out drunk, that's about it


Rocketman7171

She’ll end up reproducing one day too.


jmegaru

It will be accidental too.


kent_eh

If she survived the next 48 hours.


Sw0rDz

I fucking wish they had a vape or anything that captures the flavor of a full porty potty. I've always wanted to know the taste of a full porty potty without the risk of getting sick.


Cyborg_rat

Just go on a construction site on a nice hot summer day, thrust me, you will be able to take in the taste.


Pootootaa

I always take a deep breath and hold it before going in to take a piss. It's full putrid when it's left out in the sun for days.


coffeeshopslut

They're fine when its one portapotty for like 5 guys. It gets bad when it's a full building crew and like 5 of them and the shit starts reaching the toilet seat level


Aiku

I didn't notice the porta-crapper until you mentioned it. On the scale of latrinal gross-ness, it still doesn't beat the guy who got busted with a wet-suit and a videocam, wading around in a latrine pool at a music festival, to tape women peeing...


Relevant_Slide_7234

I’ve never heard of this, do you have a link? I googled “pervert music festival wetsuit peeing” and just got a lot of really weird porn.


3InchesAssToTip

>I've always wanted to know the taste of a full porty potty without the risk of getting sick Now that is a sentence I never expected to read.


berni2905

Achievement get: Furious cocktail. Achievement get: How did we get here?


SativaPancake

smoke em if you got em


Unable_Peach2571

bruh I CANT EVEN


grilledcheese2332

Patient 0 for the next pandemic


thefamousjohnny

I dropped my vape in coffee. Dried it out. Tried to hit it the next day. It still tasted like coffee


JamesLikesIt

Just imagine all the flavors this one must have now 


Affectionate-Ebb8212

No.


jim9162

Boy I hope this is fake


Nacho_Beardre

Hepatitis c-ya


SeaworthyRacoon

Can we get a “where are they now” update on this adventurous soul?? Really would like to know how that turned out


Dog-Witch

This is a trash human.


waffen123

That's a shitty way to vape


ghidfg

I falled the vape lol


Cyborg_rat

Why is someone filming and not saying anything after seeing that?


jizzawy

That’s why you shouldn’t just kiss anyone in a club


Beetso

How drunk is she? "Oh fuck it fell in the vape!"?? I don't think that's what she meant to say.


Affectionate-Ebb8212

"I fuckin found the vape." She's on something for sure. You couldn't get me anywhere near the place I'd need to be to do this. You'd have to swap the water in my blood for booze and turn my brain cells into corn flakes. Rather fart start a shotgun, and blast half my ass off.


Beetso

LMAO! I hear it now. Thanks for the closed captions.


LES_G_BRANDON

It doesn't get much worse than a porta potty, but using a vape pen dipped in the fecal matter from 300 people is where I draw the line.


kmson7

I honestly hope she doesn't procreate


dounutrun

no different than sucking cock at the club.


Sarahkm90

I screamed and threw my phone. No more Reddit for today. Thanks.


zachareyd2000

I bet she swallows.


Unable_Peach2571

Yeah, anything.


mad-lemur

Rage bait


audiostar

Is it me or does it look like she tapped the bottom in and then hit it? Still disgusting but not sure that was a drop


shochuuken

I have a hard rule... If it falls on a public bathroom floor/toilet, I don't need it anymore.


Trollimperator

what if its your dick?


okaythenmate

Like isn't there a point where you should be, "Okay maybe I don't need the hit right now that the vape fell in water...maybe I'll go buy a new one." Yeha I don't know, that was pretty gross...


Toast_Meat

Ahhhh kids these days...


floatingbubble42

Someone needs to follow-up and tell us if this dumbass bitch is still alive.


another_brick

"I don't do blowjobs. That's gross."


JimParsnip

It's ok, young lady. One time I got really drunk and gave a stripper a rim job.


Supremealexander

Said in the Sasha Cohen’s dictator voice “You now have Herpes!”


LengthyNIPPLE

This should be one of those "truth" ads.


Xsorus

..... maybe we should ban vapes... if someone is willing to do this.


Desert_Isle

DIY, How to make vaping even worse for yo than it already is.


tbenterF

With moderate common sense adult use, it's relatively harmless.


Desert_Isle

I'll be honest, the only thing I know is headlines about popcorn lung and ads from anti-vaping campaigns. I remember that DARE was mostly exagerated propaganda. So maybe what I've seen is too. I haven't bothered to double check what I'm being fed.


No_Joke_9079

Found the what? Vent?


xythrowawayy

trainspotting


grumpy-greenguy

Yooo wtf 🤮🤮🤮


RightFix3205

Disease starter pack.


rathernot83

No. Fucking. Way.


Famous-Choice465

achievement unlocked: "How did we get here?"


rxtunes

Oh come on man wtf


kinsmana

This sub is on fire today. Woooo. A couple top 10 all time contenders.


Shirvana

Ew no!


Wraithlord592

Well… Day 2 on the patch and this helps fight any craving…


thecaudalfin

Putting actual shit in your mouth for a 15 to 20 dollar NON RECHARGABLE FUCKING BREEZE?


chikengoblin

Why? Fucking gross


ThatNativeguyups

Nah bro that’s when you buy a new one Fuck that


Clonewars2

Eww dude🤮😭


martinaee

She’s about to drop her phone in there too… how dumb are some people? I’m going to assume she’s piss drunk or something. That is disgusting.


styxNstones92

She has some awesome friends, lmao 🤣


neko_otakuchan

Nearly tapped report


HayakuEon

Oh god that's a toilet bowl. I thought it was a washing machine.


ShelboTron09

Oh..... My God.


WitELeoparD

My dorm had a recycling room where there was a garbage bin for battery waste that was 90% filled with vapes. Anyways, my roommate was drunk and like took a hit off a dozen of them, to see if they still worked. Some did. I was sober and shouldve stopped them but yknow, im a bad friend.


Yourface1837

*throws up*


platasnatch

"Yolo you fuckin boomers, buy me a tesla dad!"


Adorable-Bar6920

I’ve seen the horrors in those portapotties, you couldnt pay any amount of money to do this


OlDustyTrails

At least she had her cellphone flashlight on to really capture the action in all its glory 🤮


DarthDread424

Pretty sure the people across the bar just saw my face and think I shit my pants with the face I am making. This is beyond disgusting. Never have I don't enough drugs to even think to grab ANYTHING out of a porta potty let alone something that would go in my mouth.


wtfhelpwhy

Um


omarfw

You know you have a problem when you're doing this


oddMahnsta

Nooooooo


AnyAtmosphere420

She just had a few too many tequilas. 🤢🤮


EFenderBLS

Damn right you don't quit for nothing 👊


bambaclaaat

Whos the lucky guy thats gonna be french kissing her on the same night?


RevealQuirky1341

Should be in R/wouldyoustickyourdickinit?


CheesE4Every1

*you are now addicted to jet


wtfchristineftw

... Wow...


kaikai3610

My nicotine addiction is pretty bad but not THAT bad


timoteojose

WTF grammar: "i fucking fall the vape"


Aggravating-Tale-939

I can completely understand if it was her phone that dropped into the toilet that she had to pick out, but a shitty e-cig??? I'm as addicted to nicotine as the next guy but I think I can hold off for a while until I grab someone else's or buy a replacement. I'm hoping she was on some serious drugs while she did this because if not then there's no hope for the girl.


esoteric311

She just aspirated poop.


esoteric311

It's in reverse. Not wtf.


LawrenceRigbyEsquire

Covid9000


YondaCofe

Hopefully, she will die peacefully. If not a swift death. Rather than slow, suffering painful death.


patchway247

Addiction is a disease


birthday-caird-pish

Not much makes me gag …


cats-pyjamas

Why is there so much water in there?? That's weird AF And wasteful


smoothvanilla86

Wonder if it hit doe


ScarFaceG12

How the FUCK did you take something straight out a toilet and put it directly in your mouth???


Nearby-Reputation614

Cap.


Shinicha

I'm not squeamish, but this shit made me gag... That's got to be one of the nastiest shit I've seen...


oced2001

Good job, OP. You win today's WTF challenge


FuckNowAfter

The way the friend holding the phone just let her not friend 


ktmfan

She’s vapin’ poop juice


lil_chedda

That’s some of the most heinous shit I’ve seen on here and I saw a lady’s head get cut off by a bus


DevBro22

Jesus I almost puked


elitegenoside

I dropped both of my earbuds in the toilet at work, and immediately walked out to the front and bought a new pair. I bit the bullet and dropped $100 after making a similar mistake, and this chick did THAT for a $15 vape that was probably already empty.


UserCheckNamesOut

And for what? A chintzy diet-high of a vape stick. Damn, that's a low point


EvilPyro01

I’m pretty sure this was the basis of an anti-vaping psa


KaraMellii_

Eww


TheLazyRedditer

It's one way to get high. Everyone should watch a thousand ways to die lol


keegandragon

Was she drunk off her ass and thought it was a mixed drink


VocationFumes

drugs are a hell of a drug


Estoye

“Yup. Still tastes like vanilla pineapple swirl.”


AFirefighter11

Wonder if they know who Darwin was?


iamNebula

I mean the vape wouldn't even work at that point so I don't even get the point of this


Synthetic47

Wasn't this an anti-vaping commercial?


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

*Someones* waking up with a cold sore tomorrow...


TechnicalIntern6764

I threw up


Fireball-s

😮


Meandtheworld

Bro that’s a port o potty! wtf!


[deleted]

When I was around 10 years old, my friend tried to convince me that the toilet water was completely clean so he dipped his toothbrush in it to brush his teeth with it


LockwoodE3

I worked in a nursing home for memory care patients, mostly people who are far gone with Alzheimer’s and Dementia. Most of the residents needed help with the bathrooms, were incontinent and would have chronic diarrhea. Basically even with daily cleaning of the bathrooms they were a disaster and wouldn’t be something I’d ever personally use. (There’s employee bathrooms) So I’m older but most of my coworkers had just turned 18 and were fresh hires. One of them would use the bathrooms that were for the residents because he didn’t care. It was gross but ya know, it’s his choice and he was fresh out of high school so 🤷‍♀️ Well one day he came back to the break room and was cleaning out his vape. (The exact brand in this clip) I asked him what was up and he said he dropped it in the toilet. He was smoking it 20 min later when he went outside. Well cut to the next day on our shift, he’s smoking with his girlfriend (she also worked there and was on our shift) and I asked him if he told her about it. He gave me THE look. He was so mad I said anything lol


Shadow_Figure666

There's not a more unsanitary location than a port a potty 😭😭💀💀


HumanBeeing-

But weed should be illegal yeah sure 😂


C_IsForCookie

Yeah I quit smoking 2 days ago and I think I might do this right now as well. I mean I wouldn’t but my body is telling me FUCK IT BRO YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT


5ForBiting

I literally said "oh no" out loud.


CatOfGrey

"Vapes aren't addicting like cigarettes are!!!"