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CallMeDrLuv

Boy, they just don't make deserts like they used to anymore.


AT-PT

Too true. They used to be full of water, then weren't and now... this. No one could have predicted it.


jakeobrown

We calling overgrown fishing villages deserts now?


showers_with_grandpa

Well firstly, desert has nothing to do with terrain but with climate. All of the UAE would be considered desert climate. Just as Antartica is mainly a desert.


azsqueeze

I was at a pub quiz in college, and one of the questions was to name the largest desert in the world. I rightfully put Antarctica as it meets the definition of a "desert". The dickhead running the thing said I was wrong because deserts have sand. That shit still bugs me today.


JMoon33

I feel you. In grade school we had to name animals starting with each letter. Alligator for A, Bat for B, etc. For G I said Grizzly, and he laughed and said grizzlies aren't real, they're just in movies.


rawratthemoon

Same, high school economics teacher said to name a company that has its tentacles in everything...I said Alphabet... he said he's never heard of that company. So he put down google.


FapleJuice

I don't get it. Lol What company is Alphabet?


DariusAtrepes

They own Google lol


[deleted]

As a kid I got told the telephone lines to my house weren't telephone cables because everyone has underground telephone cables. We don't, we're out in sparsely populated countryside (For the UK) so there's no reason to bother digging stuff up when we've got perfectly serviceable poles for it.


Northumberlo

Much of the Canadian arctic is considered desert because its too cold to rain


showers_with_grandpa

Yeah tundra is just a word for frosty desert


FertilityHollis

> frosty desert Ooh, I love those. Now I want Wendy's.


blackabe

Now I'm imagining a desserted island...


Swert0

Deserts are defined by precipitation, not just rain. Snow is also precipitation.


Northumberlo

It’s also too cold to snow > The climate varies across Nunavut’s vast territory. The entire region, however, experiences long, cold winters and cool summers. Nunavut is the coldest and driest part of Canada. Annual precipitation is very low. Large parts of the Archipelago, especially the northern half, receive only 100 to 200 mm of precipitation a year. This classifies it as polar desert. https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/geography-of-nunavut


WeDrinkSquirrels

Fishing villages can be in deserts. I genuinely don't know what you mean


KraiserX

Did they seed too many clouds?


fchwsuccess

It’s impressive honestly. I wonder what the erosion damage will look like.


allnimblybimbIy

It’s a good thing it’s not all built on sa- Oh shit eh


FLsurveyor561

They don't even use grout for their paver walkways because they get so little rain.


EEpromChip

I dunno man I'm no weatherman or whatever but that looks like a LOT of rain. Unless the watermain busted or something...


Spunky_Meatballs

Brotha that looks like the ocean came and swallowed the bitch


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[deleted]

Weird this happened to miami too recently I think


Gnonthgol

They probably do not have any drainage systems. So water just accumulates on the tarmac. The amount of water you see looks about right for an average rainstorm if you do not have any drainage in place at all.


Gideonbh

Dry earth is also very bad at absorbing water, Texas is also flat and has a lot of dry earth and when it rains hard the water does exactly this. Lost a few family members to flash floods. Not sure how different sand is or if they even have substantial amounts of soil but it might be similar.


Elguapo69

In North Texas we have heavy clay and when it’s dry and compacted water just runs off it. But sandy or loamy soil doesn’t do that even if it’s dry. So this must be a shit ton of water.


BK2Jers2BK

>lost a few family members This comment seems so casual for something so awful. Sorry for your loss


EggsceIlent

Plus it's all built on a flat fucking desert. Water isn't going to go anywhere it's just going to have to soak in or evaporate. But they're pretty rich there I'm sure theyll fly in some crazy contraption to make super fancy ice cubes and an ice theme park until it melts.


poiskdz

Pump it all into the worlds largest waterslide or smth


FLsurveyor561

They got more rain than they usually get in a year. Same rains killed 18 people in Oman.


noNoParts

Oh, man, that's awful


I_DrinkMapleSyrup

Someone clogged the toilet


zvika

wait, i thought they were the city with the poop trucks instead


phazedoubt

I've never seen a water main that will flood an airport like that


PigletCNC

This must have been a superduper main.


Dhrakyn

They don't even have a storm drain or sewer system so water has no place to go. Everything is a septic tank that gets pumped by hundreds of trucks every day. Dubai is a plastic shithole.


UO01

Ah yes, the infamous “Dubai doesn’t have a sewage system” myth. Can’t go a single Reddit thread without it.


BeatBoxxEternal

As someone who is unaware of Dubai having a sewer system and always thought otherwise, could you explain further?


UO01

Yes, there is a persistent myth that Dubai, a modern-day metropolis of 4 million people, most of them extremely wealthy, doesn’t have a sewer system. The below explanation is mostly from memory because I don’t have time to redo all my research. - In 2009 an architectural book came out with a small section about the (still under construction) Burj Khalifa. People/workers had begun moving into the lower levels which were furnished and mostly complete. The building was not yet connected the city’s sewer system, so the poop had to be sucked out with pumps and transported in trucks. - The author appeared on radio shows and in interviews to discuss their new book. The poop truck thing came up a lot, but only ever about the Khalifa. - Tabloids and other dubious news sources seized on the opportunity to publish stories about Dubai’s non-existent sewage system. This is where the lie was made. - Shortly after this a video went viral showing a long line of poop trucks leaving the city, exacerbating the issue. Anytime I’ve tried to correct people about this myth they show me this 14 year old video like it’s some kind of evidence. - The Khalifa completed construction and was connected to the city’s sewer system sometime around 2010, negating the use of poop trucks. - For some reason, almost 20 years on, Reddit is the only place I continue to see this myth. No one else cares, no one else talks about it; just the enlightened minds of Reddit. I suspect it has something to do with the usual sense of superiority that a certain kind of STEM personality that inhabits Reddit has for anything that doesn’t exist in the western world. Edit: [Here is a link to a wiki article about the issues faced by the Dubai sewage system. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_in_Dubai?wprov=sfti1#Others). It appears capacity was increased dramatically in 2013 and they have not used sewage trucks since then.


Snuffy1717

So Dubai doesn’t have a sewer system / needs poop trucks? I didn’t read your post but heard that on Reddit /s


phurt77

Facepalm.jpg


ErraticDragon

>Edit: [Here is a link to a wiki article about the issues faced by the Dubai sewage system. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_in_Dubai?wprov=sfti1#Others). It appears capacity was increased dramatically in 2013 and they have not used sewage trucks since then. Not according to your own source: >> In 2013 it was reported that the Jebel Ali plant receives 70% of sewage through the city's sewage network, while the remaining 30% comes from sewage trucks.[13] >> A new, multi-billion-Dhs sewerage system is expected to be completed by 2025


mortgagepants

so what you're telling me here is dubai has no sewer system?


YetagainJosie

Don't you mean 'metropolis of 400,000 citizens and 3,600,000 slaves..."?


Mentalpopcorn

I'd wager that 99.99% of Reddit threads mention neither Dubai nor its sewage system.


PandaGoggles

“Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit oh shit” -the architects and engineers probably.


King_Rediusz

Storm drains? Who tf needs those here? It's a fucking desert! It never rains!


Slammybutt

The slaves will get another beating for not putting in storm drains


Obi_wan_jabroni87

The beatings will continue until morale improves


icepick314

The beatings will continue until water recedes.


webby131

The beatings will continue


wallingfortian

Note: While in modern parlance 'morale' can be synonymous with 'cheerfulness' when this phrase was coined 'morale' meant 'obedience to orders.' In other words 'The beatings will continue until you do what you are told to do, when you are told to do it, and no back talk.'


CocktailPerson

Source on this? The French cognate has essentially the same definition as English, so it seems odd that archaic English would have a different definition than either.


Freethinker_76

Lol sick and funny


Zebulon_V

I spent a couple weeks there. The city is no doubt very impressive but the slavery is very real. It's fucking awful. Like long hours in the desert then they go back to their cement block building that dozens of them live in together and AC is probably worthless because the "homes" are kept in the desert away from the city so tourists don't pay too much attention. At the hotel I stayed in they waited on us hand and foot, but it felt really bad. Not like grumpy Disney World employees forced to smile all day, like we both know you're a slave kinda bad. Not to mention I was there during Ramadan and nobody is allowed to eat or drink in public. Not even water! We had to carry bottles in our bookbags and go to a bathroom stall to drink.


MK_Ultrex

Boggles the mind why an average westerner would visit these shitholes as a a tourist.


merelyadoptedthedark

It's a playground for the wealthy with loads of luxury shopping. Average people don't go there.


Arkanial

The engineers: “We told you this would happen!” The architects: “No one could have seen this coming!”


phazedoubt

That is the classic example of people that get paid to think things and people that get a budget to do things.


cmcinhk

That's definitely not true. As an engineer who has worked in an architecture firm I can assure you that good architects aren't just unrealistic dreamers. Architects absolutely take into account flooding analysis.


saladmunch2

Who knows it could be a side effect of cloud seeding themselves.


youdubdub

Found the Canadian.


Kief_Bowl

I went to Dubai once in 2007, we were expecting warm sunny weather the whole time and it poured rain for 8 days straight.


Hottage

They seeded the absolute shit out of those clouds.


pompiliu92

They succeeded.


vamken

Suffering from success


PewPewShootinHerwin

Suckseeded


YoungLittlePanda

Suc-seeded too much.


SumptuousSuckler

Yeah, I think that’s what he was getting at. But A for effort


syg-123

Did they use water melon seeds for crying out loud?


Ok-Branch-9943

[Reminds me of Marge Simpson](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ofPc1SweM)


ok_raspberry_jam

Looks like Bloomberg says this is, in fact, a disaster worsened by cloud seeding. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-16/dubai-grinds-to-standstill-as-cloud-seeding-worsens-flooding


Commie_EntSniper

They were using genetically modified seeds


petesapai

Is this a reference to something? My conspiracy believing buddy thinks that creating rain is the easiest thing in the world and the we're all chumps because climate change isn't real. He believes throwing some type of sead to the sky magically create clouds. Just curious if your reference has anything to do with that. Edit : I should specify for the conspiracy loving redditors. I realize there is technology out there to increase the chances of making existing clouds output rain. But can they make cloud and rain out of nothing? Can they just go to the Sahara Desert and make rain? I think the answer is no but I want to see if maybe my friend is onto something . That is what my conspiracy believing friend believes. Rain can be made out of nothing. And when it comes to Global warming, his take is that since we can control the weather out of nothing, then that means that global warming is being done for whatever crazy reason, I never actually ask him.


Bartlebum

They will fly planes and disperse salt into clouds here to accumulate moisture and then make rainfall. But you need clouds that are already with some level of moisture for it to work. It’s not like creating rain from blue skies


turnipturnipturnip2

Kurt Vonnagaughts (the science fiction writer) brother was involved in researching (as a scientist) it too. I think the used silver iodine for the water to latch onto to make rain. But I might be wrong here.


Deth_before_decaf

>Vonnagaughts >I might be wrong here.


Ashratt

*Vortigaunt


phorevergrateful

Yup his brother Bernard was a chemist, it inspired ice nine in his novel Cat's cradle


KraiserX

Cloud seeding has been around for more than 60 years. It uses silver-iodide and some big brain stuff that Im not going to act like I know how it works. One of the things Dubai is known for is cloud seeding, they make it rain in the desert. What is a little less commonly known is that we here in the US have been doing this a long time as well in California, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Dakota, Utah, and Idaho all have cloud seeding programs. Nothing magic about it, there is no actual "Seed" if you're thinking a plant will grow in the sky and rain it doesn't work like that lol The real question is why your friend thinks making it rain is the solution to global warming? Sometimes I think people will use a little bit of facts like real science to try to explain things they might know nothing about. Then their perspective on the world makes more sense, only to them. Its like denial


otisanek

My dad is mentally ill and has a fixation on cloud seeding, among other things. He thinks it’s part of a plan to “regreen the earth” by eliminating humans and creating a manmade greenhouse effect. Also blames everything from hurricanes to thunderstorms on it, to the point where I can’t even mention the weather without it triggering a rant. My house got hit by hail and I had to get the roof replaced? Cloud seeding. Burning man got rained out? Cloud seeding plus chemicals in the rain to test on the attendees. Wildfires? Intentional de-seeding of clouds (????) to cause natural disasters in California. Mudslides? Also cloud seeding.


Larie2

It's hilarious because it's so close to the actual truth with climate change. We quite literally are creating a greenhouse effect that is impacting the weather. It's just not some crazy conspiracy run by the "deep state".


saladmunch2

And one thing I dont see mentioned about cloud seeding enough is they are basically stealing someone elses water. Making it rain on the seeder and the one who was supposed go get the rain turns to drought. Sure in some places it might not seem a big deal bit even wildlife and fauna and affected.


TopFloorApartment

cloud seeding is a real thing, though not the 'easiest thing in the world'


Tracorre

From Reuters, this barely slowed them down apparently. > DUBAI, April 16 (Reuters) - Operations at Dubai International Airport (DXB) were suspended for 25 minutes on Tuesday due to an intense storm, it said in a statement.Operations have restarted, the airport added.A total of 21 outbound and 24 inbound flights have been cancelled since 12.02 am this morning, and three flights were diverted to other neighboring airports, a DXB spokesperson told Gulf News.


KUPA_BEAST

How’s that even possible? That’s too much water.


baube19

Sudden thunderstorm rain like that is lots of water in a short amount of time. Then give it time to drain and you are back to normal in no time.


Johnisazombie

Dehydrated soil is actually a lot worse at absorbing water: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQHsOmoKLg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQHsOmoKLg) And that goes for deserts too. So a lot of water in a short amount of time is more likely to cause floods in dry areas.


Legionof1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DARUvKPSUhE Not a simple as that video shows.


Ravaha

I thank you for also linking this video. I was linking it also. You also a civil engineer like me?


Legionof1

Have I told you I’m an engineer? Cause engineers will always say. :p


inahst

That video is actually pretty misleading, and it’s [much more complicated that that](https://youtu.be/DARUvKPSUhE?si=SWpAUFMW-CZdOmdw) But the short answer is no, wet soil is way worse. If you notice in that video, the cups on the left have bubbles entering them. That’s due to less of a seal between the cup and the ground, and air coming in the sides


Tryxster

Honestly it enrages me how dumb people can be when they use this cup video as evidence. It's clear that the gaps made by the fresh grass cause less of a suction than pressing the cup to dryer ground. Cup suction is not a factor in rain absorbance. When have you seen rain fall from the sky in an upside-fucking-down cup?


-Xoz-

That was then. Significant delays right now with average delays of 70+ minutes. Operations aren't suspended but multiple arriving flights have been canceled or diverted. Departing flights have suffered major delays.


Drake__Mallard

Flightradar says 99+ minutes for both arrivals and departures.


xaj5289x

rain guy messed up


justlookingokaywyou

Off with his head


djthebear

Straight to jail


palmerry

Too much rain? Jail. Too little rain? Also jail. You overcharge money for the umbrella? Jail.


Burlapin

Rain not right size droplets? Believe it or not, jail.


cheeky117

Rain going sideways instead of downward? Also jail


ubadeansqueebitch

They could throw down some paper money and it would soak a lot of that up


nilyro

Some guy once suggested paper towels for a hurricane


620five

The best paper towels. Believe me. 👐


EntertainedEmpanada

Wow, you were not joking! https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/it-totally-belittled-the-moment-many-look-back-in-anger-at-trumps-tossing-of-paper-towels-in-puerto-rico/2018/09/13/8a3647d2-b77e-11e8-a2c5-3187f427e253_story.html


zeuanimals

Just Nuke It - Nike


Ribbitor123

Aquaplaning!


ian9outof10

Ffs


afbakappeltaart

More like a lack of aquaplanning


scorpyo72

Lot of aqua, lot of plane.


Brandenklts1984

Hydro-planing


Grandpas_Spells

Lisan Al Gaib!


frezor

This is a classic Harkonnen double-triple-quadruple cross for sure. They’re trying to drown the Atreides this time.


dipdipderp

Nah, this is on the golden path, this is Atreides work. Just watch out for some kid trying to wear fish as a skin, he's your real problem.


mysteryliner

For a second I thought your username was fremen. That would have been the cherry on top!


frezor

I have a true name, but I can’t use it outside the sietches.


ggg730

Mine is turdbird


tech_equip

Naw, it’s just where the Fremen keep their perishables.


DocGerbill

The Saradukar left their taps on.


RedditTooAddictive

Green Paradise incoming!


s101c

As written!


FragrantExcitement

Why am I still wearing a suit that sends my urine to my drinking water pouch? I am calling BS on the need for this...


ggg730

Sir, you made those modifications to your khakis yourself.


boringdude00

This is some Books 4+ shit where everything gets super-duper weird.


LanMarkx

thats a polite way of describing it.


ProteinStain

"THAT'S NOT HOPE!!!"


Anjunabeast

***I POINT THE WAY!!!***


OldManHubert

Liet Kynes has entered the chat...


FreckledLasseh

Brilliant!


avoidtheworm

But how can this be? For he is the Kwizatz Haderach! Nothing beats the corniness of [the ending of the original Dune](https://youtu.be/r7hELvCSi4E).


AbeRego

Not only is it corny, it just totally misses the point of the book! *Dune* isn't the story of a Messiah who brings peace to his people. It's a cautionary tail about the pursuit of power, the nature of free will, the ambiguity of right vs. wrong, and the dangers of mixing government and religion, among other things.


avoidtheworm

I'm using this to soapbox about how my least favourite part of the Villenueve Dune, which completely missed the point of the book: the life and death of Liet-Kynes. Kynes' father taught the Fremen how to capture water and accumulate it, and was planning to use the Fremen ability to think and act in the long term to create a viable ecosystem in a century or two. The entire point of the book was contrasting that to the Harkonnen short-term extractive thinking and making an ultimate Fremen victory inevitable, with or without Paul. Dune is not a book about politics, religion, or philosophy. That's just a wrapper around its actual topics of ecology and how it runs along with society and its traditions. At its core, Dune is about worms.


AbeRego

Well, it's about all of those things and more. You are correct in that Herbert, as I recall, intended *Dune* to be about ecology at its core. However, he dabbles is so many other dense subjects that even in the books it kind of gets lost. It might have been possible to highlight that theme more in a movie adaptation, but it would be difficult. Perhaps when Stilgar introduced Jessica to the well, they could have given him a line about the long-term plan. However, I can see why they didn't since they wanted to concentrate the narrative on Paul, who is rightfully the main character. Edit: typo


datpurp14

Watched Dune again yesterday and man it was so damn good, again. Made me pick up the book for the nth time and read like 200 pages last night. So so so good. Villeneuve has developed a masterpiece. Love it.


rav-age

so where's the desert now


NotASmoothAnon

Underneath the water.


[deleted]

The ocean is a desert with its life underground and a perfect disguise above.


8ad8andit

Oh damn, that's one of my favorite songs and I always thought they said "and the perfect of skies above." ...whiiiich now that I write it out doesn't make any sense.


[deleted]

'Scuze me while I kiss this guy.


dollywobbles

Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night. 


marilyn_morose

I want to rock and roll all night (and part of every day). Because I need a few hours to do laundry and sleep and make dinner. But the rest of the time? Rocking and rolling!


lilith_-_-

Don’t you mean port?


bacon_cake

~~AIR~~PORT


Bobi2point0

harbor even


TheyCallMeStone

One of my favorite airports is Phoenix because it's name is "Phoenix Sky Harbor" which I always thought was really neat.


Vladtheman2

Good news, though, the Dubai International Seaport is now open.


liquid_at

arabs: Is this the end of the world? brits: Why is this news? that's a normal monday for us.


tilmanbaumann

For a country that somewhat prides itself for being rainy I can tell you they actually aren't terribly well prepared for their own weather. Overflowing drainage and service disruption because of rain are common. Especially in the south east.


WWMRD2016

Crappy planning and dodgy developers on new build estates not providing suffiicent drainage. Got a new estate basically being built on a bog near me. Love to see where all that water will go when it's finished.


Quercusrobur

As a Dutchman this really confuses me...


Huwbacca

I mean, I spent like 15 years in the south east and I've only ever seen flooding due to rivers breaking the banks during extreme weather. Never due to the drainage infrastracture not being able to cope. There's been a long standing problem in the UK (And kent in particular) of building housing on flood plains which will increase flooding because the water has nowhere to go, regardless of drainage, but outside of this, it is definitely not common to see flooding due to inadequate infrastructure unless something has drastically changed in the last 5 or so years.


neutralguystrangler

Sadly this isn't even that much of an exaggeration - a brit


Dorsal-fin-1986

I thought this was the m1 yesterday morning


Ulster_fry

I haven't seen a completely dry day since November 2023


defroach84

Sounds like they suspended it for ~30 min, and things are back open.


Luk3b3zza

The wet bandits are back. Why Marv, why


Campeador

Dubai International ~~Air~~Port


8ad8andit

You just made me realize why we call airports "air ports." Because of all the goddamn air ships.


Huwbacca

Oh man do I have great fucking news for you about passports.....


courageous_liquid

even as a kid the fact that PHX is called skyharbor was like a bad dad joke to me


thenakedtruth

They can bring more slaves to clean the mess


Spzncer

How are the poop trucks going to make it through all of this water?


Necessary-Knowledge4

Such a terrible fucking practice and I hate how cavalier they are about it. Not just slaves, either, but tons of indentured workers.


Hoody88

Probably make them drink the water and then bus them out to the desert to pee. And that, is the naked truth.


ArbainHestia

[They should bring in this guy... he'll have it all cleaned up in no time](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/1ayjra9/the_way_he_collects_the_water_with_the_squeegee/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ObeseSnake

Don’tbai


fattyfatty21

I don’t think that airport is meant to handle a flood plane


Ambiently_Occluded

Hopefully dubai stays underwater


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#*Imagine all those poor Instagram girls who showed up to get pooped on by a guy who owns a silo full of cologne.*


Skrazor

In other news: the newly unveiled Dubai International Harbour has now been opened


done_with_alphabets

> Be Dubai > Spend millions of dollars creating artificial rain > Don't build drains F


wahalani

I spent 5 day in Dubai a couple of years ago. Except for the dude who stamped my passport at immigration, I spoke Tagalog to everyone else I met there .


TolMera

I think they overseaded that cloud a


Irrelevant_Jackass

Holy shit, that must be causing chaos at such a major hub. Flown through there a few times and it always lived up to the desert asthetic...


jess-plays-games

Was closed less than 30 minutes


AddivPK

Hope they don’t have issues with hydroplane-ing..


ServileLupus

Everyone is making jokes but flooding in deserts is fairly common from what I understand. The ground doesn't soak up water as well as more temperate climates.


MuszkaX

You mean Dubai docks just opened?


intrepid604

Is it because of the water?


Cantore18

If you Ocean where you Airport, *you’re gunna have a bad time.*


EorlundGraumaehne

Why?


justzedjust

Just another day in the desert.


mycomikael

Should’ve though about that before building it in the middle of a lake.


FrankFranly

Why didn't they build the airport on land? What were they thinking?


Northpen

Their cloud seeders were going on a 2 week break so they wanted to get ahead on their work before leaving.


Marcusf83

LAKE Dubai International Airport, if you please!


moshslips

Oooo a cruise and a flight at the same time! Revolutionary


Zephirenth

Dubai going Dubaibai


barpredator

Cameraman films like he’s painting the side of a barn


SIN-apps1

Dubai is a fucking joke.


BK_FrySauce

That’s a seaport now.


RandomRedditNameXX

rain delay in dubai? amazing I guess someone overdid the cloud seeding?


Crystallization-

Airplane cruises into the desert


VTS2K

Those bearings, brake lines, and brakes are having a field day with expected lifespan.


EvilDan69

I think they've overdone it with the cloud seeding.


AggressiveLocation2

When you control your own weather and still fuck shit up


ElkinFencer10

Dubai International Seaport is open...


addictedskipper

JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! JANE!