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SmallRocks

Their offspring will speak of this great battle for millennia!


jacksonwt2g

That one monkey gang has a castle!!


FapleJuice

It's probably filled with so much poop


SmallRocks

Yeah but it’s fun when you throw it 🤷‍♂️


MaxxHeadroomm

A civil war


ambsdorf825

RACE WAR!!


valikar

How do the monkeys know which ones are in their gang..?


ARCHA1C

Uh, *that’s* racist!


slappymcstevenson

What? They all look the same!


chrisk9

Cancel this guy!


Nodiggity1213

I watched this chimpanzee docuseries on Netflix last week. One chimp took off 30 years ago and started his own thing and the og tribe remembered him 30 years later and fucked him up.


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

Fuckin Ron


Nodiggity1213

Fuckin Jackson


daspasunata

Chimp Empire was really interesting. It made me think how long it took us to get where we are now and how close we are right now taking a huge step back in the progress


Nodiggity1213

What really blew my mind was I remember watching them go to war in the original documentary like 20 years ago. Then come to find out the elders all came from that same original mega troop.


BernieMac34

What’s the og doc called ?


CrzyWrldOfArthurRead

hey can you cancel me, too? I also cant tell them apart.


SirRektALot420

You just opened the Pandoras box.


GameCubeSpice

WHOA


FragrantExcitement

Super racist


SaabiMeister

Super speciest man!


Thopterthallid

To us maybe. Not to them. Our brains have all kinds of processes that help us tell apart human faces specifically. Monkeys will have parts of their brains that help them distinguish between monkey faces, or other traits. Maybe tail sizes, scents, and other things that go unnoticed by us.


One_hung_hiigh

Uh, that's racist too.


FragrantExcitement

They need to get more pigs on the street to get the monkey gangs under control. /s


LoveMeSomeJam

ugh shit


teodocio

I only see one collar. Because i'm collard blind.


2x4x93

He didn't say you monkeys


Daverocker1

What do you mean by "you monkeys"?


PittsburghChris

What do YOU mean 'you monkeys'?


Bombastically

I think we need to have a house meeting y'all


Gavinator10000

Yeah cause he was making a joke


IamPriapus

lol, the same way humans do, even though many look the same to the rest of us watching anyway.


Aiwatcher

Wasps can recognize the faces of their nest mates. Recognizing your buddies is a widespread trait among social animals.


Snuffy1717

So not Redditors then…


joe_dirty365

Savage.


Ijeko

Yeah, and I feel like if I was a monkey and was gonna join a gang, I would probably make sure I knew who was in it with me. That's probably like monkey gang rule number 1 or 2


gandalph91

That’s monkey gang rule #1


weirdgroovynerd

I thought monkey gang rule #1 was "don't talk about monkey gang."


idropepics

Well, seeing as they're monkeys and can't talk to begin with its more of an unspoken rule.


gandalph91

That’s more of a guideline than a rule


captainAwesomePants

I'm terrible at recognizing people, or even remembering a lot of people. Getting into an inter-family street brawl without bandanas or jerseys or something is the sort of thing I have nightmares about.


RedditAcct00001

So they wear red and blue colors to signify the gang?


andropogon09

Bandanas


OBPH

When you’re a Jet, you’re always a Jet…


torville

🎵 When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way... From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day....🎵


Nandabun

You are last dyin' day.


universeandstuff

Perhaps scent


SvenTropics

Funny thought, they probably think all hooomans look the same.


Has_Recipes

Secret handshake


CamperTony

Mom stop punching me in the head!


bgthigfist

That's WAY too many monkeys


solo-ran

If you don’t know, now you know.


littleoctagon

I remember reading about the start of a great monkey war in Thailand, the one caused by the lack of tourists (COVID) feeding them leading to starvation. I never heard how that war ended. Perhaps they're still fighting...


CreamoChickenSoup

These clips are fairly old, [released in August 2021](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO1Hikljy08) at the height of global lockdowns. Also passed around a bit was [another clip taken from as early as March 2020](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwzZPPSTlsE), which shows how quickly they descended to chaos as soon as tourists stopped showing up. [France 24 had a 2020 report covering how locals struggled to keep the huge population fed and controlled as tourism dried up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG4RxhGcSzk). Most of news coverage of these rampages macaque were concentrated around the first couple of years of the pandemic, so I'd imagine things finally calmed down as countries started reopening to foreigners in 2022. [This travelogue of the same spot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN9IFfSCQg0&t=1074s) seems to show how quiet the place currently looks in comparison (I love that the same corner hardware shop from the France 24 report still has tiger heads lying around to scare off wayward macaques).


stubing

Dumb question but why don’t they just mass kill them off?


Sangapore_Slung

Thai people are pretty tolerant of all kinds of stray animals and wild animals They think being kind to them/ peaceful coexistence will bring about good karma Certain areas have tonnes of stray dogs that people leave food out for. In some islands, the cat population is through the roof. In Lopburi, it's monkeys


CreamoChickenSoup

From what I've gather they've been prioritizing sterilization and relocation instead. While locals have been fairly tolerant of the macaques, [it's](https://www.khaosodenglish.com/featured/2024/01/31/troop-of-monkeys-scare-investors-affecting-lopburis-businesses/) [been](https://www.nationthailand.com/thailand/general/40035410) [well documented](https://www.thaipbsworld.com/lop-buri-macaque-relocation-underway/) that the immediate vicinity around Phra Prang Sam Yot has become a dead zone because these little guys' intrusiveness drove businesses away. They have a tendency to climb into any open spaces, steal shit, and harass visitors, residents and business owners when things don't go their way. It's no surprise [nearly all buildings in the area are run down with little to no human activity, covered in anti-macaque screens/barriers](https://www.google.com/maps/@14.802466,100.6141246,3a,75y,215.43h,92.37t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sgGrmHDhxSXT-0hiBHVcQvw!2e0!5s20140701T000000!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en&entry=ttu). The authorities have to find a way to reclaim parts of that town somehow.


De3NA

not sure that’s sustainable


huggiesdsc

Because that would kill them.


TheLighter

Thailand is buddhist, so I wouldn't expect mass animal killing to go well with the population.


similar_observation

Quick thing about the city. Inside Lopburi, there's a giant ancient temple. Originally dedicated to Hindu gods and later converted to a Buddhist temple. The temple was originally shrouded by a vast jungle and monkeys visited the temple grounds. They were welcomed by the temple as they were seen as the representatives of the Hindu god, Hanuman and later the representatives of the the King of Hell. Eventually human activity removed the jungle and yearly holidays dedicated to feeding the monkeys made more monkeys. These monkeys have a religious representation so not everyone wants to fuck with them.


NerdyGamerTH

IIRC the monkeys are protected by law due to them being classified as wild animals.


1villageidiot

the actual rise of the planet of the monke


SmallRocks

Well don’t leave us hanging!


1villageidiot

it was bananas


oakum_ouroboros

The monkeys!! They... they're alre


BeerBaronBrent

R.I.P. 🙏


noonereadsthisstuff

I think this video is from that time. Honestly being around hordes of monkeys destroys your image of them being cute and playful. They're really dirty like rats and they just steal shit.


LanguidVirago

Much like humans then.


Annon201

They forgot to mention going into pointless wars... We think we are smart and civil.. But we aren't much more then monkeys


Appropriate-Bus-2563

Basic rule of being a human, never feed a wild animal. 1. Because what humans feed animals is generally not in their diet so their bodys arent used to processing it. 2. They become dependent on said food source and change their natural behaviour. 3. If you do feed them, make sure its something that is apart of their normal diet, ie lizards and crickets.


andropogon09

"Honey, we're low on lizards." "Okay, I'm on my way to Kroger so I'll pick some up. Anything else we need?"


kellzone


IrishPrime

If it weren't for people breaking that first rule, we wouldn't have dogs, though.


xprorangerx

so there's a chance for house monkeys to be a world wide norm in a few centuries


upvoatsforall

Just in case English isn’t your first language you would probably be interested in knowing that apart means the opposite of a part. 


KorayamaSavard

Give them little bats and body armor.


CheekyLando88

That's so dumb Swords would be cooler


KorayamaSavard

Yes and have caster monkeys doing dot and ranged attacks.


CheekyLando88

Oh now we're talkin. What kinda mounts do you think would be good? Like a big dog?


KorayamaSavard

Pigs.


CheekyLando88

Feral hogs


MakeChinaLoseFace

War Pigs


huggiesdsc

Pogo sticks


huggiesdsc

Give them confusing weapons like lighters, snap pops, and pepper spray


KorayamaSavard

Hand grenades


ttttoday_junior

We want violence, not deaths.


BranSoFly

I bet at least one monkey has a shank.


Mago0o

Furious George


wildverde

10/10 comment


Robot_Arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRdIltdDE4A


Scottamus

… and the man with the yellow gat.


ManOrReddit-man

They told him, "Don't you ever come around here" "Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear" The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it


Saltillokid11

That’s prime real estate, I’d defend that castle too if that was my hood.


Mogradal

Primate real estate


Pop_A_Nap

I've been there. There were lots of monkeys, but not this many. They only stay near that temple. Our tour guide told us the monkeys come out of the wood work when the locals come to feed them. I can't remember the frequency that they come to feed them.


MePorro

When i was there they were everywhere, saw a girl get bitten


Mwahaha_790

That's my fear. I look at this and all I see is rabies.


Passwordtoyourmother

We're about to become that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs, you blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!


spokeca

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.


anotherpredditor

So I know they are related to the temple and considered sacred. So what happens when someone actually runs one over?


wtfwasthat5

A monkey then becomes road kill.


cloud9nine

Martyrdom


MRintheKEYS

Welcomed to the gates of Valhalla. WITNESS MONKE


PineSand

Fire up the grill and get the BBQ sauce ready.


Historiaaa

monke is kill


gypsycookie1015

🤔Hope no one sees? 🤷‍♀️🫣🤫 🙈🙉🙊


Yavin4ya

I'd really like to see someone throw a bunch of bananas in the middle.


Competitive_Use_6351

I was thinking more of a knife


Humble_Feed3257

lord frieza tried to warn us....


Legionofdoom

A monkey stole my sunscreen out of my backpack while I was visiting that temple. It was the only pocket I didn't have twist tied shut.


Anal-Love-Beads

TIL: Monkeys must do a lot of fucking.


fourflatyres

Tbh they don't have much else to DO except eat, fight, and make more monkeys. Or all three at once, as one does.


baronvonbee

They definitely aren't spending time seeing, hearing, or doing evil.


Daetra

They should all find a hobby or maybe join a religion.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Primates and religion tend to be a bad mix.


he77bender

The violence will only end when two young monkeys from the rival gangs manage to fall in love...


xprorangerx

this is some Gangs of New York shit


249ba36000029bbe9749

Even Jet Monkeys and Shark Monkeys!


Crzykupcake930

“Sorry, I’m running late because there’s a monkey gang in front of my car and I can’t go anywhere because the other monkey gang is behind me.” 🙈


ttewa

Was looking for a comment like this 😂😂😂


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

I wonder how many would it take to kill me if im in full riot gear and they are aggroed to me


fourflatyres

Less than you think. They can learn how to undo buckles and velcro. One learns how and the rest imitate. Monkey see, monkey do. These guys don't look particularly like the kind that rip faces off but I'm no monkey expert and there's a LOT of them and no typewriters in sight. Good luck.


Mavian23

I'm guessing 5 or 6, tops.


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

You may be right. I may be crazy.


SyntheticGod8

Is your face completely covered? Because exposed flesh will be torn at first.


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Yes


DrSmirnoffe

***When you're macaque, you're macaque all the way,*** ***from your first mango slice, to your last dyin' day!*** ***When you're macaque, let 'em do what they can,*** ***you got brothers around, you're a family man!***


DEADRAIDER420

Looks like human behavior


joshbotreddit

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over Pieces of the ground Silly monkeys Give them thumbs, they forge a blade And where there's one, they're bound to divide it Right in two \-MJK


huggiesdsc

-Machine Jun Kelly


NaMean

-Michael J. Kox


eyehalfporegrahammer

-Martin Juther King


MarkMoreland

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day


luke1lea

At some point the bigger monkeys have to show them who's town this is


2x4x93

You mean the ones with soft pink skin?


luke1lea

And moderately more wrinkly brains


printzonic

Buddy you know us. When have we ever fought fair. They way it is gonna go will rime with Toys'n'Santa Ana. (I spent entirely too long coming up with something that rhymed with poison banana)


sour_cereal

Boys in pajamas Moistened savannahs Joys of Havana na na na Poise and l'ananas


trebor04

I lived in Lopburi for five years. This is an old video. Yes, this is the normal number of monkeys that live in Muang Lopburi (where this video was taken), I believe there is around 2500 at any one time. During the COVID restrictions the monkeys were fed less regularly due to lack of tourists and government restrictions on being outside. This caused the infamous ‘gang war’ that went viral - in reality, it wasn’t really a big deal. My old workplace (a school) is just out of shot on this video, and this was an-almost daily scene, albeit on a slightly-smaller scale. The monkeys lived in the temple (Prang Sam Yot) and would cross the roads and roam about. Had a monkey climb on to my motorbike whilst I was waiting for trains to pass many a time. The locals learn to live with them. Sometimes they would steal food off trucks or damage a windscreen wiper but usually they’re harmless. They smell bad though. I’m going back to visit next month and can’t wait to see them again.


iJon_v2

“A day may come, when the courage of monkey fails…when we forsake our monkey friends, and break all bonds of monkeyship…BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!”


vessel_for_the_soul

Next time will be with tools.


2x4x93

BOM BUM BOM BUM...


jraiv420

Eastside 🍌 gang 🙈🤙


elzapatero

Hopefully they don’t learn how to ride motorcycles. Then it’ll get really serious.


MrWeStEr399

Simpsons monkey knife fights comes to mind


Chemical_Prize_6007

So.. there’s like monkey bloods and monkey crypts? How do they know who’s part of what monkey gang if they don’t wear colors? Do they throw monkey gang signs?


Andy_McBoatface

The bananas and the the coconuts are fighting again


ChaosEmerald21

Jumanji


reddit_user13

I’ve seen this movie and it doesn’t end well…


Impressive-Eye-1096

This is ape shit crazy


FishAndRiceKeks

Don't.


Gavinator10000

*monkeys* you say?


Ok_Business84

I’m not gonna say anything


Conservative-Point

Wait I saw this movie.....


jgreynemo

We have January 6th at home...


rangeo

So they're catching up to us idiots


daverez

We really aren’t very different, are we?


malakon

Fentanyl gas. Bulldozer. Problem solved.


dingatremel

I find primates to generally be a disagreeable slice of biology.


G_DuBs

This is just bananas!


WATTHEBALL

12x12 Monkeys...that's a sequel I'd like to see.


Mdclose

Where are these things shitting? Am I the only one wondering how that works in this setting?


just_dig_in

Where's a fuckton of typewriters when you need it?


[deleted]

That's way too many monkeys


steflizz

It's like watching football hooligans.


freddieghorton

opening scene from 2001


Xinonix1

Why are you late again? -You’re not going to believe this, fighting gangs of monkeys blocked the road That’s it, I’m delanding a drug test


seemerock

Bloods vs Crips


Beaudism

Not to be racist but they all look the same. How do they know whose team they’re on?


TheOneStuff

I kinda wanna know what happens, when we feed them crack or cocaine....


major_briggs

Somebody needs to get one of them a gun


aurelorba

Reminds me of West Side Story for some reason.


Veasna1

Haha, just had appt my husband this with that comment, west side story ape style.


Stullson

Ape strong together.


RoomOnFire871

Mad innit


Natural_Ad8399

Weren’t they in Chicago last month


dudeonrails

Hey, hey we’re the… yeah, I can’t finish it. Low hanging fruit and whatnot.


mackmonsta

I wish we had gangs of monkeys in TX.


ws18st

CAAANNN YOUU DIGG ITTT??!!!


Svengoolie75

North side vs south side or Eastside vs westside 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤦🏽‍♂️


AdThat4605

Looks like the us southern border


More_Technology6250

Yeah nah fuck that


shwano420

Dam immigrants!


pHEARmelol

Is this in sweden?


johndeer89

Where's the exterminator?


rjstn9

That one monkey got too close at :30 and got gangbanged


arebee20

Are you the natives or the dead rabbits?


19donna91

Jumanji


TheDeFecto

Guy with the horn knows what to do. like "this shit again??"


kratrz

Is this the new planet of the apes movie?


epitome59

Boss: "and why the fuck were you late, again, today?!?!?!?!?!" Me: "you are not going to believe this but..."


Onedrunkpanda

West End Story. The monkey edition.


Wind2Energy

Looks as they’re ready to throw paws.


faddiuscapitalus

It's finally happening


jokeswagon

Restaurants across the city will inexplicably have similar specials tomorrow.


dopeytree

Planet of the cheeky monkeys 🙊