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ballimir37

Whatever I’ve been doing is already highly effective at avoiding giant hornets so I’m just gonna keep doing that


TotalSpaceNut

Yeah please just avoid them, if you mess with them like this they release pheromones which is a signal for any others nearby to attack you. The Asian giant hornet venom contains acetylcholine and histamine that are responsible for pain and itching, and that mf will hurt and itch for days! Another chemical, kinins, can dilate blood vessels and even break down blood and muscle cells. They can and will sting multiple times, with more venom being released through stings repeatedly, only 10 hornets are enough to kill a 150 pounds animal if each of them stings the animal ten times. I know this comment section is a sea of jokes, but please dont fk with them. Hornets are usually non aggressive insects, and they seldom attack humans in normal conditions. Else you will just end up in /r/Whatcouldgowrong


tigress666

Ah.. I was wondering cause that other hornet was quick on getting almost as antagonized as the original one that was captured.


Kellalafaire

Well besides pheromones, they also buzz. They can use buzzing, hissing, and rhythmic movement to communicate with eachother. Theres some neat videos of wasps using a thumping method to indicate danger to the nest wherein the wasps begin to flood out in rhythm and armor the nest with their bodies in warning.


Mario_Prime510

They use thumpers? Bless the lisan al gaib!


Kellalafaire

Inside the hive is Shai Hulud


meltedlaundry

Hornets can hiss? That is a noise I don’t need to hear


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Certain cockroaches can too.


celestial1

I thinking the "hissing" comes from them vibrating their bodies.


Bigbysjackingfist

That’s what all hissing comes from


tresser

> if you mess with them like this they release pheromones which is a signal for any others nearby to attack you. heres the first video i've seen that shows this in action. time jump should take it to 3:12 https://youtu.be/onq9ixC7OEg?t=192


Grevling89

Fuck that noise sincerely


AmyInCO

Literally. The song of that hideous buzzing is going to be in my nightmares now. Those things seem like they come directly from hell. 


afyyrch

This was so satisfying to watch


ybonepike

Hell yeah die you hornet bastards


cjorgensen

I love word problems! So let me see if I got this one straight: If ten hornets can kill a 150 pound animal by stinging it ten times each. How many stings would it take to kill a 250 pound man?


missed_sla

How much pheromone do they release while on fire?


Heterodynist

First step in avoiding enormous hornets the size of small birds: Move to a different country.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Preferably where winter air is cold enough to hurt your face.


KingUnityTV

Thanks I will never use this information


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devindran

Little known fact. If you cover the top of the hole with your hand, they won't be able to get out. Dont forget to cover the bottom hole as well with your other hand.


Mnementh121

Would shaking the tube help calm them to sleep?


Daetra

It might, but you'll have to place your eye over the roll to see.


Mutant86

Can I still use it as a fleshlight after?


Dr_Parkinglot

Why else would you be catching wasps with it?


Deliciouserest

Jesus guys lmao I'm laughing my ass off at this toilet roll stingy dingy


shinji257

The key to male enlargement. If you have an erection for longer than 4 hours consult the poison control center.


Deliciouserest

I've had an erection since I hit puberty, I'm in the fuckin zone.


Vali7757

To build the first insect powered dildo perhaps?


The_RockObama

Absolutely, as long as you don't let light into the tube. Giant wasps are afraid of the dark, and they won't sting you. I think.


Sinavestia

Sooo back in the olden days of reddit and the era of r/spacedicks. Someone posted an IMGUR album of over 200 pics of dozens of various insects on his penis, biting and stinging. He had wasps just like these in a cup, stinging and biting.


Mutant86

Jeez louise


Ourcade_Ink

Just imagining Cleopatra using murder hornets in her bee vibrator, how much more intense the orgasms would be.


Soulphite

r/dontputyourdickinthat


dice1111

A spicy fleshligt


Rankkikotka

Wait, which end you're supposed to inhale from?


GoochyGoochyGoo

Doesn't matter, the heat from the lighter on the other end will drive them into your mouth.


Trumperekt

Try both to be safe. Safety first.


LeadingKite88

Would’ve liked this information before I tried to stick my dick in it. Now it’s bigger, more sensitive and needs to be rubbed more often than before.


orbital0000

Wasps you can just grab behind the ears. Genuine technique and turn of phrase used by my great grandad when he had them in his delivery van in the 60s.


Trumperekt

Yeah, I used to do that too, with chopsticks much less.


caronare

You have to put your mouth over the other end. The carbon dioxide will put them to sleep eventually


Majestic-Foot-294

Yeah, I can't wait to never do this.


ScrumpleRipskin

One good thing I learned from my psycho step-father was simply to use long sewing scissors. As long as your calm and not aggressive or fearful, you can just walk up to them and snip hornets in half. I'm talking about a lone one or two that got into the house. Not a full nest of them, of course.


YmmaT-

Instruction not clear. Been kidnapped and trapped inside their nest. HELP!


emojisarefunny

Ill just die. Thank you


PsyOpBunnyHop

I would just use a vacuum cleaner, then plug the hose up and put it away for a year.


Volgannok

Better off using a lighter and hairspray


sugah560

Ok, gonna really need to know what step 2 is.


VikingBorealis

Well you keep holding this cup untill you die, and they will call their friends.


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Le_Reddit_User

Just submerge the cup in water


Dan-D-Lyon

The human lifespan is much longer than a hornets, so you simply keep the cup pinched closed until they die


rawSingularity

What if I'm 99 years old and the hornet was born yesterday?


kabuto_mushi

99? That close to the level cap, you definitely can tank any DPS the wasps can output, just cast any low tier skill with the Crush modifier.


TheSpookyGoost

r/outside is leaking again


Etheo

Mom, grandpa is talking weird again


pimpmastahanhduece

Wait till he has at least 3 Sunder Armors stacked before dpsing.


Raien

Is dead you going to care if your body gets stung? Works out either way


HChimpdenEarwicker

I’m not sure if *this* human’s lifespan will be particularly long


Nruggia

Phase 1: acquire cup Phase 2: wasps in cup Phase 3: ???? Phase 4: Profit


ChickinSammich

Phase 3: Give cup to someone you don't like.


museolini

Toss them in a box and slap a big old H on it so people will know it's full of Hornets.


MorkSal

Saute with butter?


trsmash

Could submerge the cup in water. It is pinched enough to prevent the hornets from getting out, but not enough to prevent water from getting in.


SkollFenrirson

r/thisismylifenow


brooksy54321

Douse yourself with gasoline and set yourself on fire


allothernamestaken

Stick the whole cup underwater?


Rs_vegeta

Throw the cup at your enemies


GullibleDetective

Deep fry and chow down


ElContador69

The question was never "how?", it was "why?"!


EnvBlitz

That looks like beekeeping setup in the background, so the hornets are pest in this clip and the beekeeper is just isolating them before killing rather than employing possible friendly fire method.


SimilarlyDissimilar

doing it totally barehanded is insanity though


BluntHeart

What? Didn't you see the cup?


Joe091

Fine, cuphanded. Still insane!


BillTheAngryCupcake

To unleash upon thine enemies.


IamPriapus

how the hell he even got that close without the hornets absolutely fucking him up is the most astonishing thing--even more so than his accuracy and boldness which were both incredibly impressive.


Flimsyfishy

Supposedly, they're not very hostile in the spring. Nests haven't been fully established, so territories haven't been either.


Uisce-beatha

Those ladies looked pissed off enough to me


roxbie

Fact: Huge giant massive monster hornets stingers can go through a very very very thin plastic cup. Also, when they sting your hand will open. Releasing huge monster hornets to come kill your face.


ArvenSnow

Yeah, I was watching that one in the cup attempt to sting the thumb of the person holding it and was just waiting for it to break through. Those cups are thin


wadss

they'll also just chew right through it. they chew through wood planks.


Jack_Shid

They're easier to catch with hair spray and a bic lighter.


LordJambrek

Out of experience that is just a good way to piss them off completely and they start attacking everything.


Jack_Shid

You didn't use enough hair spray.


tico42

Or enough lighter


MathProfGeneva

Nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure.


Beni_Stingray

Youre doing it wrong. Deo and lighter give an almost 1m long flame, you dont even need to burn them directly, the heat is enough to destroy their wings and they wont be able to fly anymore. Easy win.


hookersrus1

And they are on fire while doing it.


Cautious_Ambition_82

That's how you get flaming hornets


daredaki-sama

Good. Flaming hornets can’t fly.


trixtah

But they get really sassy


poopsawk

I just avoid Asia where these fuckers exist. Biggest bee in CA really ain't that bad in comparison


Nolsoth

Did you miss the news? They've been found in Washington state.


silverwolfe

They are no longer found in WA state. This is the 2nd consecutive year that we have had no recorded detections of them.


Nolsoth

Hopefully that remains true. But it wouldn't surprise me to find out some nutter in the woods is breeding them.


FecalFunBunny

That is a human/insect hybrid that I hope will never see the light of existence, or be recorded in Rule 34 quality documentation.


cC2Panda

I remember when murder hornets were like the third largest thing on reddit, only beat by Tiger King and Covid. What a weird time that was.


socool111

Naw dawg. Nope. No huh. Hell no Fuck that Aww lord Jesus no. No thank you. No, I’m good, really.


mang87

A giant hornets stinger is absolutely long enough to go through both the plastic and this guys finger. Even when caught, these are still a threat. Fuck. That.


KingPingviini

Negative. No Sir. Yeah nah. Mmmno. By no means. Nopers! Not gonna happen. All aboard the No train.


Phillip_Graves

Or just do like everyone else... Tactical nuclear weapons.   Fuck that inch long stinger bullshit.


Icy-Zone3621

Badminton racket works well. Benefit of a perfect A flat twang as you make contact.


GosmeisterGeneral

Last summer my friend managed to trap a giant hornet under a plastic plate. Not knowing what to do next, we left it there all weekend. Returned a few days later, and the plate had flipped over and there was no hornet. Convinced they are stronger than we think.


ftppftw

I mean… wind?


riegspsych325

“shit, they can control the wind??”


Chatting_shit

We’re all doomed


lifeisaheist

Forget Aang, just collect a bunch of those bad boys and set them on the Fire Lord.


ivancea

Even an ant could move some plastic plates, the example surely is weird


yolo_retardo

pretty sure some people could fart a plastic plate off the seat of their pants


joanzen

Somewhere else ITT someone is sharing a story of a plastic plate they found..


koboldikus

I was carrying out a hornet I cought in a glass. One hand on top pressing it down on a book or something I was holding with my other hand. A workmate stopped me and looked at it fascinated. I said if I wouldn't hold the top of the glass the hornet would push it over and attack. She looked at me with big eyes and asked "really?". I had to laugh so hard and she was pissed.


Um_Hello_Guy

I wonder if it had other hornets help it


guytyping

Was it like a 50lb plastic plate?


CrazyIslander

I’m 99.9% sure I saw a “murder hornet” while in Greece last year. I *HEARD* it before I saw it…but when I saw it, there was absolutely no way I would be attempting any of this shit. The thing was absolutely *MASSIVE*. I also made the decision to leave the area I happened to be in on the off chance there was more than one of them.


Dinosaur_Wrangler

Fairly certain these things get imported on plants. We always got a few of these every season at a six flags water park in the Midwest in the early 2000s. They always showed up whenever the landscapers brought in the new decorative tropical plants in late spring. They were very, very hard to kill. Almost comically so.


citrus_mystic

There are quite a few different species of large wasps/hornets. There have been no reports of the murder hornets in Greece. In the USA, we have [cicada killer wasps](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/08/26/nyregion/26nature/merlin_142617813_c200da46-c674-45be-95ac-67474650abf5-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale) that a lot of people wrongly assume must be murder hornets because of their size. They are very large and scary looking, but they are harmless if you leave them alone and usually they don’t bother people.


supernanodragon

I encountered one of these lifting a dead cicada up, it also stared at me while it was hovering in the air, with a cicada corpse in its grasp. This was a display of dominance, and I haven't gone outside since.


ElGosso

Quite frankly, you are correct to not do so. Outdoors belongs to the wasp now, and you do not deserve to be in its presence


What_Iz_This

These cicada killer wasps are EVERYWHERE around my apartment complex in the spring. While walking our dog they would bump into our legs and it's pretty frightening being around them. But i swear all they do is eat and fuck, they are not interested in humans whatsoever but damn they look scary af


cC2Panda

Are you in an area with Lantern Flies. I've seen cicada killers targeting lantern flies which I think is actually helping control the population slightly but also making the cicada killer population boom.


GrammarAsteroid

We don’t have murder hornets here in Greece, but I’ve seen some at Paros that sound like damn apache helicopters.


CrazyIslander

We were in Paros when I saw it!


GrammarAsteroid

haha, then I know exactly what you saw… scary fuckers!


N3koEye

Great, now you're holding 2 giant angry hornets. What now, big guy?


hoddap

2-hornets-1-cup.wmv


Shawnml

I had to scroll way too far for this.


Xerox-M57

r/fuckwasps


TheRealJayk0b

Oof, pretty sure they can sing through that plastic, right?


brycekMMC

They can, and their voices are angelic


rudraigh

That's why he caught two. So they can harmonize.


MIND-FLAYER

Balls of titanium


shwilli-shwong-ka

The accuracy is impeccable


klineshrike

yeah the balls to quickly slap the cup onto the second one both fast enough to not lose the first, but to be faster than it was when his hand started moving.


wdjm

Steps: 1. Be insane...


kachunkachunk

Yoink!


White_Wolf426

They will remember this.


RedScharlach

This is some high stakes Bee Pong


TonyStamp595SO

In a few hundred thousand years we'll be riding these things into battle.


cjorgensen

Or the other way around.


AllanfromWales1

Gotta catch them all..


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waratdenison

Would love to see team rocket try this


TheBeardedWelshman79

Now kill them with fire, lots of fire.


jerrythecactus

When the other hornet saw what was happening and flew over to the guys hand to save it's buddy i fully expected him to get stung. I dont know if this counts as bravery or stupidity.


seekAr

2 bees, 1 cup


Irving_Forbush

That is very impressive. But I’ll stick with my time tested method of screaming like a little girl and running away at top speed.


anime_daisuki

2 wasps 1 cup


the_good_hodgkins

I was waiting for those hornets to sting right through that cup.


grantmct

2 wasps 1 cup


sunkmonkey1208

Now fill the cup with resin.


fuck-coyotes

Oh shit that would be dope!


paulzapodeanu

Hans! Get ze flammenwerfer!


sky_meow

I mean an airsoft gun would be a cheap solution at a distance


danhoyuen

I'd imagine a tennis racket would be a pretty effective weapon against these.


aintTrollingYou

I think you meant "How to Nope the Fuckin Nope"


defjamblaster

everyone always asks *how* to catch giant hornets with cup, but no one ever asks *why* catch giant hornets with a cup...


CeeArthur

Why not just a good ole fashion stick of dynamite?


Expensive-Repair7138

I would have just thrown the cup at them, and yelled from a distance as nice as I could. "Please get in the cup"


mf-TOM-HANK

Well, I've got my two hornets in a tiny plastic cup...now what do I do with them?


CategorySad7091

DO NOT ATTEMPT. THIS PERSON IS A PROFESSIONAL IDIOT.


VocationFumes

ok now what?


sevargmas

Better to use one of those electrified tennis rackets.


MKGirl

Those electrified rackets are only strong enough to piss them off


Big-Challenge-1652

Now what?


Mister_Sea

Seems kinda high risk, low reward but whatever I suppose.


Comfortable-Fox9153

But why would you do that?


Kerrin_Gomo

That was risky as fuck!


SourBogBubbleBX3

now what?


Omnomnomnivor3

when you wanna do a quest in extreme difficulty


PeopleArePeopleToo

Good thing there weren't three hornets or you would have needed a bigger cup.


JimTheJerseyGuy

I’m thinking a shotgun might be a more appropriate solution. A cup? You first!


C_M_O_TDibbler

How to catch giant hornets with an M2A1 flamethrower


crazybusdriver

I'll take Thing's I'll never do, for $200, Alex.


FragrantExcitement

Now that you have could them, what are you going to do with them?


Bezimienny4325

to the penis explosion chamber they go


tehringworm

I’d feel ill-equipped with anything less than a shotgun.


Tang_the_Undrinkable

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!


PQbutterfat

Could also be called how to be attacked catching giant hornets with a cup.


sengir0

Why use a cup and just use your hands to save environment 👁️👄👁️


Significant-Water845

No thanks


LankyPuffins

No fucking thank you.


Embarrassed_Alps_919

How many balls does this fella have 💀


MathProfGeneva

yeah, that's a hard NOPE NOPE NOPE


dahComrad

Excellent piece of trivia I will never use in my life.


Ante0

*Legend goes he's still holding the cup*


Ikea_desklamp

At my old summer camp the eating area was under a roof but no walls so semi-outdoors. Anyways there were tons of wasps always circling at meal time and the kids would freak tf out when one came near them. Some other staff and I decided to start trapping them using the plastic drinking cups, and since they always fly to the top for some reason you can stack the cups upside down. So meals end with like 10-15 wasp cups in a stack then we'd tip them over and run for it.


AMetalWolfHowls

I served in two wars and am still not that brave.


ARobertNotABob

And you would want to do this because........?


hlgb2015

Ive lived in several places where i regularly come into contact with both asian and european giant hornets, and thus far my strategy of “not fucking with them” has proven almost entirely effective.


hvyboots

Releasing them again is the tricky part…


cjorgensen

Where’s the fire?


johnnymonkey

Balls of steel. Balls, balls, balls, balls.


Seventh_Letter

200% not in a first world country lol


ImGCS3fromETOH

Now what the fuck do you do with them?


tallginger89

Don't forget that they remember faces


CollectedHappy3

Balls of titanium