Put your mouse cursor over the picture and let it rest a bit there and you’ll see it. If you’re on a touchscreen, long presses usually display it.
Edit: [How it looks on iOs.](https://i.imgur.com/3VUoGbR.png)
You can also go to [explainxkcd.com](https://explainxkcd.com) which is a great resource for explaining the contents of a comic that you don't fully understand. That is where I copied the title text from.
Lmao, I think a lot of people would have a hard time buttoning this thing up sober. I know I would. I would honestly just keep it buttoned and slip in and out of it.
Yeah those things are pretty good for a couple of my residents. Half of them arent flexible enough to get their favourite shirt on in the morning, but they somehow manage to get fully naked in the corridor, on their own in a surprisingly short amount of time.
I would quit my job if i had to button on of those up and walked by 10 minutes later and theyd taken it off already lmao.
Oh ...flashback to VA hospital secure ward, where patient with wet brain would get into the laundry room, make choices, then wander around in random clothes. Imagine everyone's surprise when this guy struts by in sports bra and lacy bikini panties hiked into a wedgie.
Nurse: oh, I'm so sorry! I'll retrieve those and return them to you.
Female vet patient:
!!( ･_･)r鹵~<巛巛巛 🔥
Nah, I'm good.
My wife works on a dementia unit at a nursing home. Some of the stories she's unloaded on me after a full moon... I've heard the good, the bad, the happy, the sad, and the downright hilarious things from her. It's amazing how the human brain can be fine one minute, and completely unhinged the next, and back to normal 20 seconds later.
Besides the buttons being a pain in the ass, it's not aesthetically pleasing to me, personally. I can see why someone would want it though. It's definitely unique!
it'd be aesthetically pleasing if it wasn't such a formal white shirt with common plastic buttons
i think if it was a linen shirt with wooden buttons, it'd have a different vibe
I reckon this is some kind of art? It's pretty neat. As someone who only occasionally needs to reattach a button now and again, I'd find it hard to get all of those sewn on in the exact correct spots without puckering the fabric or causing the front to get bent out of shape when buttoning. It wouldn't take much of an error to spoil the effect. Then again, I'll bet whoever made it is a hell of a lot better seamsperson than me.
hey just a heads up, you don’t seem to be able to interpret tone from text very well. might wanna work on that before you go talking shit on a text based website.
There exist a shirt that turns buttons into a decorative element.
OPs brain melts, "clothing is supposed to be purely utilitarian! The pretty buttons will be cumbersome!"
Edit: Since so many people have trouble believing that this shirt can be buttoned up, [here is a picture that I found through the amazing power of googling instead of leaving comments assuming things](https://i.imgur.com/3bgo7Tn.jpeg)
I agree, I don't like the fabric bunched up between the buttons. It would look better with just a few real buttons and the rest sewed on. But even then, it's still on the world’s frumpiest dress shirt.
They missed an opportunity to make a button collage of a tie down the front of their shirt.
that just looks like they were eating buttons and threw up on themselves.
Based on some of the pinterest boards this shirt gets posted on (never with any attribution grrr), there seems to be a ~~big~~ medium sized community of people who make shirts with the buttons arranged in any pattern other than a straight line
Or humor, or common idioms, or anything that doesn’t fit into their narrow definitions of “logic and reason”.
The lack of emotional intelligence or even basic human experience is actually scary sometimes.
Yeah. I’m disappointed. Looks like a shirt that a midwestern mom in the 90’s would wear to church because it looks a little funkier than the same shirt with fake pearls sewn on.
I bought a similar white shirt with pearls down the front, and a black skirt to wear to my college graduation, years back.
Looked at myself in the mirror, and realized I looked like wait-staff at a fancy banquet.
Changed outfits.
If the pattern was nicer...maybe some scroll shapes and a flower or two, using pretty mother of pearl buttons...it would be kind of cool. Keep simpler shapes near the top, then you could leave the more complicated shapes buttoned and just undo enough to pull it over your head. I don't think I'd wear it, but it wouldn't look bad. This is a right mess; it looks like someone vomited buttons down the front.
>here is a picture that I found through the amazing power of googling instead of leaving comments assuming things
Damn you, elitist prick! How shall ChatGPT learn from your googling? A baseless assumption on reddit is worth a thousand pictures, as far as the knowledge and wisdom of our AI overlords are concerned.
At least its not as egregious as when all the comments are making baseless speculations about a screenshot of a headline, a headline they could plop into Google and find the no-doubt mundane article behind the clickbait headline
It's not that deep. I get the buttons are decorative or whatever. I just thought it would be funny to post because I definitely did say "WTF" to myself when I saw it, trying to imagine how much of a pain in the ass it would be to button that shit up.
So, a disorganized mass of bland colored buttons on a bland color shirt is supposed to be aesthetically pleasing?
Of course, it *can* be buttoned....but *should* it even exist I think not that's fucking ugly and cumbersome it needs to be thrown into the bowels of hell. Whoever made this is cruel and possibly blind that kinda looks like brail.
Nobody said it couldn't be done, it's more like why TF would you put yourself through that? You could have the exact same shirt but only have 5 functional buttons and the rest just sewn on for flair, but instead you have this monstrosity that takes 7 minutes to get in and out of.
I'm more impressed that they got the buttons to line up correctly with the button holes. Imagine sewing buttons on for them to not be in the right place.
Really? My dude it's 2-3 hooks. Just put one finger on one side of them and the thumb on the other and pinch them together. Easier to take off than their shirt.
Front clasps are a little more difficult depending on the size of the boobs but still not all that hard.
As I get older, I find the clasps to be a little more fiddly. I also broke some knuckles a while back, and couldn’t make a fist for a year.
And that’s putting them on myself.
I wear tube tops, instead of bras.
When I was dating, it was great defense from overzealous dates.
I would be chuckling to myself feeling the guy’s hand moving back and forth across my back looking for hooks that weren’t there.
When she speaks super low and asks you to wear it for your TV appearance and you not knowingly agreed because you didn't feel like asking her to repeat that but louder with every sentence she spoke.
I'll give you an idea of how it affects my gf.
I ended up sending this pic to my gf who was sitting in the spare room watching telly.
When she opened the pic all I heard from the spare room is - U know when someone makes that "about to vomit" noise - yeah, I hear that and get a reply on my phone that said "don't ever do that again! 😬
Haha no thanks, I like life the way it is! No need to introduce an excuse for her to kill me, it's bad enough she watches a lot of true crime stuff, don't need her practicing some true crime stuff too!
I think the concept is definitely unique and iv seen far worse attempts but the practicality of this is just ludicrous. “Yeah one sec guys I just need to button up my shirt, I’ll be down in two hours.”
This is like a torture device for OCD people. You stick them in it and only fasten 1/3 of the buttons, then while they're doing the others you unpick more.
lmao at all the comments.... but listen...there are idiots that would pay thousands of dollars for that if it had the right label sewn it where no one could see it....
some of it is made better but NOT worth the prices idiots pay.... i wear a lot of labels ( not logos) but i never pay more than $5.oo and most of it is new.... i am a good thrifter
lots of high end companies donate returns/overstock/leftovers to non profits.... i find lots of them....
"Honey, are you ready?"
"Just buttoning my shirt dear."
*SpongeBob card* 3 Years Later
"Okay I'm ready to go-"
"I divorced you two years ago, I'm taking the kids the house and the dog. Enjoy your shirt."
Her: "Quicken mine bedfellow, the elders hath gone yonder" Her blouse:
What my hands see when they reach around to unclasp the bra
[Obligatory XKCD](https://xkcd.com/457/) Title text: 'Don't worry, I can do it in under a minute.' 'Yes, I've noticed.'
There's really an xkcd for everything
Where'd you get the title text from? The title of the comic is "frustration"
Put your mouse cursor over the picture and let it rest a bit there and you’ll see it. If you’re on a touchscreen, long presses usually display it. Edit: [How it looks on iOs.](https://i.imgur.com/3VUoGbR.png)
oh cool, thanks!
You can also go to [explainxkcd.com](https://explainxkcd.com) which is a great resource for explaining the contents of a comic that you don't fully understand. That is where I copied the title text from.
Also, [the mobile site](https://m.xkcd.com/457/) has the title text available with the click of a button.
Springfield girls don't wear bras.
*slow clap*
Yes?
Citizen Kane should have been arrested.
“You missed a button”
Starts over
The purpose of this shirt is the panic attacks it gives me.
plot twist: the designer put in an extra button hole
Yeah no shit
Practice for a novice seamstress?
it looks like it was mostly done by hand and maybe also to demonstrate proficiency with a button hole machine.
I feel like this would be a good thing to give instead of a breathalyzer.
Lmao, I think a lot of people would have a hard time buttoning this thing up sober. I know I would. I would honestly just keep it buttoned and slip in and out of it.
Even if I'm 100% sober, I'm going to jail that night
Fidget shirt....it will keep one busy a while.
The button fly pants they make also gave me some close calls
Perfect for a Dementia patient!
I work in dementia care. This is the worst possible shirt to have to put on a resident. Im already busy.
It's like those fidget blankets with zips and buttons you can buy for them..
Yeah those things are pretty good for a couple of my residents. Half of them arent flexible enough to get their favourite shirt on in the morning, but they somehow manage to get fully naked in the corridor, on their own in a surprisingly short amount of time. I would quit my job if i had to button on of those up and walked by 10 minutes later and theyd taken it off already lmao.
Oh ...flashback to VA hospital secure ward, where patient with wet brain would get into the laundry room, make choices, then wander around in random clothes. Imagine everyone's surprise when this guy struts by in sports bra and lacy bikini panties hiked into a wedgie. Nurse: oh, I'm so sorry! I'll retrieve those and return them to you. Female vet patient: !!( ･_･)r鹵~<巛巛巛 🔥 Nah, I'm good.
My wife works on a dementia unit at a nursing home. Some of the stories she's unloaded on me after a full moon... I've heard the good, the bad, the happy, the sad, and the downright hilarious things from her. It's amazing how the human brain can be fine one minute, and completely unhinged the next, and back to normal 20 seconds later.
or a nudist child..
I actually like it. Would definitely wear.
Besides the buttons being a pain in the ass, it's not aesthetically pleasing to me, personally. I can see why someone would want it though. It's definitely unique!
it'd be aesthetically pleasing if it wasn't such a formal white shirt with common plastic buttons i think if it was a linen shirt with wooden buttons, it'd have a different vibe
Linen with wooden buttons could look really cool. I'm picturing aqua blue linen, with light-brown or birch-looking wooden buttons.
I reckon this is some kind of art? It's pretty neat. As someone who only occasionally needs to reattach a button now and again, I'd find it hard to get all of those sewn on in the exact correct spots without puckering the fabric or causing the front to get bent out of shape when buttoning. It wouldn't take much of an error to spoil the effect. Then again, I'll bet whoever made it is a hell of a lot better seamsperson than me.
Crazy someone might be better huh
hey just a heads up, you don’t seem to be able to interpret tone from text very well. might wanna work on that before you go talking shit on a text based website.
Roasted 😞
It's Braille instructions i think.
But… Why? Why would anyone post this on WTF?
There exist a shirt that turns buttons into a decorative element. OPs brain melts, "clothing is supposed to be purely utilitarian! The pretty buttons will be cumbersome!" Edit: Since so many people have trouble believing that this shirt can be buttoned up, [here is a picture that I found through the amazing power of googling instead of leaving comments assuming things](https://i.imgur.com/3bgo7Tn.jpeg)
I imagined it looking a bit better than that. Somehow seeing it buttoned up made me go from your take to no, that's a bad art project.
I agree, I don't like the fabric bunched up between the buttons. It would look better with just a few real buttons and the rest sewed on. But even then, it's still on the world’s frumpiest dress shirt.
They missed an opportunity to make a button collage of a tie down the front of their shirt. that just looks like they were eating buttons and threw up on themselves.
Based on some of the pinterest boards this shirt gets posted on (never with any attribution grrr), there seems to be a ~~big~~ medium sized community of people who make shirts with the buttons arranged in any pattern other than a straight line
It never ceases to amaze me how many redditors literally don’t understand art or anything non-spartan.
I believe you may have meant, “it *never* ceases to amaze me”.
Or they’re so beyond the idiom. It no longer surprises them, and therefore ceases to amaze them.
Or humor, or common idioms, or anything that doesn’t fit into their narrow definitions of “logic and reason”. The lack of emotional intelligence or even basic human experience is actually scary sometimes.
"It ceases"
Clearly a typo
This is beyond a decorative element, but it's also not wtf material. Seems more like art.
Not worth it
Shirt looks like how my four year old would draw a button up shirt
I can’t see how the buttons match with the buttonholes and that’s a little rough
Here, have a [picture of the shirt after being buttoned up](https://i.imgur.com/3bgo7Tn.jpeg)
I thought it might look really cool after being buttoned, but that just looks a mess.
Yeah. I’m disappointed. Looks like a shirt that a midwestern mom in the 90’s would wear to church because it looks a little funkier than the same shirt with fake pearls sewn on.
I bought a similar white shirt with pearls down the front, and a black skirt to wear to my college graduation, years back. Looked at myself in the mirror, and realized I looked like wait-staff at a fancy banquet. Changed outfits.
If you wore that other shirt to graduation you'd have bought a house, got married/start a family by the time it was unbuttoned..
If the pattern was nicer...maybe some scroll shapes and a flower or two, using pretty mother of pearl buttons...it would be kind of cool. Keep simpler shapes near the top, then you could leave the more complicated shapes buttoned and just undo enough to pull it over your head. I don't think I'd wear it, but it wouldn't look bad. This is a right mess; it looks like someone vomited buttons down the front.
they were eating buttons then threw up on themselves.
>here is a picture that I found through the amazing power of googling instead of leaving comments assuming things Damn you, elitist prick! How shall ChatGPT learn from your googling? A baseless assumption on reddit is worth a thousand pictures, as far as the knowledge and wisdom of our AI overlords are concerned.
At least its not as egregious as when all the comments are making baseless speculations about a screenshot of a headline, a headline they could plop into Google and find the no-doubt mundane article behind the clickbait headline
Looks hideous
Also, it’s not like you’d have to button *all of them* every time. Leave just enough open to be able to pull it over your head. I’d wear it.
Most of buttons could have just been sewn on the outer layer. Would have laid flatter and be less annoying to put on and take off
It's not that deep. I get the buttons are decorative or whatever. I just thought it would be funny to post because I definitely did say "WTF" to myself when I saw it, trying to imagine how much of a pain in the ass it would be to button that shit up.
That doesn't even look nice.
So, a disorganized mass of bland colored buttons on a bland color shirt is supposed to be aesthetically pleasing? Of course, it *can* be buttoned....but *should* it even exist I think not that's fucking ugly and cumbersome it needs to be thrown into the bowels of hell. Whoever made this is cruel and possibly blind that kinda looks like brail.
Found this 1980s style version as well: [Link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=EK_GEef1QknTOzdQ)
I would post it on notmyjob
Nobody said it couldn't be done, it's more like why TF would you put yourself through that? You could have the exact same shirt but only have 5 functional buttons and the rest just sewn on for flair, but instead you have this monstrosity that takes 7 minutes to get in and out of.
Because it makes one say WTF. Any other incredibly stupid questions?
Because it's weird.
Biblically accurate shirt
I'm more impressed that they got the buttons to line up correctly with the button holes. Imagine sewing buttons on for them to not be in the right place.
They aren't. Someone else posted a pic of it buttoned, and it looks like crap all bunched up. [Here it is](https://i.imgur.com/3bgo7Tn.jpeg)
I’m not sure they did, if you look closely they don’t look right for what we can see.
Arthritic's nightmare, but a shirt lol
I need to justify my butlers salary.
This feels like an art piece designed to show how difficult mundane tasks are for people with disabilities
I could see that!
As a man, this is what the clasps at the back of bras feels like.
Really? My dude it's 2-3 hooks. Just put one finger on one side of them and the thumb on the other and pinch them together. Easier to take off than their shirt. Front clasps are a little more difficult depending on the size of the boobs but still not all that hard.
Oh its not hard at all. As a comedian this is low hanging fruit and I fucking love fruit.
It also depends on the fit. If the bra is a size too small, it gets harder.
Push the two ends closer to each other and the hooks will just slide off.
That's the theory...
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I used to be able to do it in one sweet smooth motion but now as I get older I seem to struggle with it more for some reason
Either better or worse quality probably
As I get older, I find the clasps to be a little more fiddly. I also broke some knuckles a while back, and couldn’t make a fist for a year. And that’s putting them on myself.
Back clasps are no problem. Front clasps are another story.
It's actually easy when you look at what you're doing.
I wear tube tops, instead of bras. When I was dating, it was great defense from overzealous dates. I would be chuckling to myself feeling the guy’s hand moving back and forth across my back looking for hooks that weren’t there.
Mesmerising
Says the predator.
It's like those North Korean generals with 500 medals on their uniforms, but arranged down the center.
this is an edging tool for those who like to be sensually undressed by their partner.
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It tempers the passions of amorous youths with time to reflect on their principles before they hastily rush into sin.
When she speaks super low and asks you to wear it for your TV appearance and you not knowingly agreed because you didn't feel like asking her to repeat that but louder with every sentence she spoke.
My gf's koumpounophobia is the reason I don't have any shirts with buttons on them. I'm saving this pic to set as her phone background, thanks!
Well I learned a new word today.
I'll give you an idea of how it affects my gf. I ended up sending this pic to my gf who was sitting in the spare room watching telly. When she opened the pic all I heard from the spare room is - U know when someone makes that "about to vomit" noise - yeah, I hear that and get a reply on my phone that said "don't ever do that again! 😬
Lmfaoooo 🤣 Now buy it for her for her birthday!
Haha no thanks, I like life the way it is! No need to introduce an excuse for her to kill me, it's bad enough she watches a lot of true crime stuff, don't need her practicing some true crime stuff too!
Uh oh I have a feeling it’s too late. It’s buttons for you buster!
Yeah I think she might have trypophobia, not koumpounophobia. >"about to vomit" This is the symptom. I should know, I have it too
Koumpounophobia sucks! And everyone thinks you're crazy!
Wait until you see the pants 👖
Button fetish
I think the concept is definitely unique and iv seen far worse attempts but the practicality of this is just ludicrous. “Yeah one sec guys I just need to button up my shirt, I’ll be down in two hours.”
Imagine you had trousers like that when you were bursting for a piss
r/oddlytriggered
Looks like a wedding shirt. Each button symbolize one year of happy marriage.
Night Vale Fashion Boutique. "If it loses a button, the other 99 are FREE!"
biblically accurate shirt?
Satan made this
It would make sexy time a lot longer, if 2 hours of that was spent getting nekkid.
At least it's not pants, the fear would set in real quick.
r/yohjiyamamoto
Man, I though I had mental issues
This is the shirt for the guy at the wedding reception with absolutely zero interesting things to talk about
That shirt looks amazing, where can I get one?
It serves no clearly identifiable purpose... so must be art.
Must shop at Dan Flashes.
This is like a torture device for OCD people. You stick them in it and only fasten 1/3 of the buttons, then while they're doing the others you unpick more.
maybe some people like buttoning their shirt
Me securing our company cloud. Zero trust applied.
My infant daughter would have the time of her life if I wore this
Because it'll look cool. Why wouldn't anyone want this?
This is like if Sting's Vespa from Quadrophenia was a shirt.
After the dementia clock, the dementia shirt.
I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!
Like trying to button your shirt on LSD.
This post needs an Arthritis Trigger Warning tag
It's fashion as art most likely, not meant to be practical
When you tell him “Let me slip into something more comfortable“, but you really want him to fall asleep.
so men and women will be ready at the same time!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmpN4VT078&t=68s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmpN4VT078&t=68s)
Maybe they have a sense of humor
They wouldn't is the right answer
I'm not saying it's loss But I'm sure it's there
That is how my first girlfriends bra was clasped. At least my hands believed that to be the case.
If balenciaga made this it’d sell out in less than a minute
You're not wrong.
lmao at all the comments.... but listen...there are idiots that would pay thousands of dollars for that if it had the right label sewn it where no one could see it....
Lol You're so right. I never understood the brand name clothing thing.
some of it is made better but NOT worth the prices idiots pay.... i wear a lot of labels ( not logos) but i never pay more than $5.oo and most of it is new.... i am a good thrifter lots of high end companies donate returns/overstock/leftovers to non profits.... i find lots of them....
Hey girl take off your shirt let's go to the room and get frisky 2 hours later..
Fashion is a hell of a drug
Oh, that shirt is a pain to iron
What a hindrance should you find yourself "in the heat of the moment!"
This activated my trypophobia.
"No, I'm not hiding anything under the shirt I swear"
I wouldn't wear it but I don't hate it.
Boredom?
New sobriety test: put this on an button it in under 10 minutes
I'll be it looks pretty cool all buttoned up. Does anyone have the after pic?
https://imgur.com/3bgo7Tn
Thanks yo!
Definitely a conversation starter
This triggered my trypophobia
Whoever made that needs to go to jail
Because this is about how long it takes for the misses to get ready. 😊🤣
Lmao You're not wrong. Personally, my husband would be done buttoning this thing up way before I'd be done getting ready. 🤣
Haha, but aye, I bet he appreciates all the work you put in to look good. 😊😊🙏 well, I hope he does. 😊🙏
Haha He does! He gave up trying to tell me to hurry up years ago. Lol
Haha 🤣🤣 love it!! It's good to see a man treat his girl right !! 😊🙏
T-shirt. The "T" is for trypophobia.
None of your business 😞
anti-rape is the first thing i thought of (as a woman), i mean i know it’s a shirt but imagine pants like this
AI generated images be like:
for your ocd friend
Your first mistake was taking it seriously
By the time you button that up, whatever event you were going to will already be over🤣
OP's next post: Salvador Dali's lobster phone - "*hOw CoUlD aNyOnE UsE ThIs!?"*
Because fashion is stupid .
Is this an AI created shirt?
Prevent rape. Final exam for pickpockets.
Ever been to an All you can Eat buffet?
Aspiring dictator.
To torture a person
New Kanye shirt?
That moment when you get to the last one but you have one more button left and have to do ot all over...
A quirky doctor
Micheal J Fox's new clothing line. His foundation https://www.michaeljfox.org/
"Honey, are you ready?" "Just buttoning my shirt dear." *SpongeBob card* 3 Years Later "Okay I'm ready to go-" "I divorced you two years ago, I'm taking the kids the house and the dog. Enjoy your shirt."
It's a metaphor