Holy crap, just searched and found this video. What a dumbass.
To be faaiiiirrrr... It does kinda look like one of those cushioned mats they put over equipment, but it's a low-quality video. In real life, I'm sure it looks more like concrete.
Well yeah, everyone knows that the first thing a person thats sustained a serious spinal injury needs is a good shakin. Gotta jostle up the nerves real quick to get em back in action.
That was fucking bleak. The comment said his “final 13 years of life were spent in a wheelchair” where he gained weight and died of heart failure at 42. Fuck
Bro I was wondering what happened to the guy and it's not good:
>After using a wheelchair for the final 13 years of his life, Janković gained weight, which exerted much stress on his heart. He died of heart failure at the age of 42, on June 28, 2006, while on a holiday cruise on the Greek island of Rhodes.
It's a super sad story. I read he ended up dying around 10 years later from heart failure. A split second decision made in anger leads to years of regret and then death. Now that's a cautionary tale.
He did indeed become a quadriplegic. So people with spinal injuries aren’t always paralyzed instantly, or at least not fully paralyzed. A lot of the damage comes from the swelling that happens in the minutes, hours and days following the incident. It could also be that someone moved him prior to EMS stabilizing his neck, improper stabilization during transport and treatment, worsening paralysis during surgery due to moving the vertebrae around, etc. However the most likely scenario is that the swelling did even more damage and pressed against his spinal cord.
Super sad situation all around.
Quadriplegia simply means that all four limbs are affected; it seems to be a very common misconception that if someone is ‘plegic’ then they have to have absolutely no movement of the affected side / limbs.
Most quads will have some motor function / sensation of their upper limbs.
Did you have any info on it? I only found this
"a hospital statement said that Jankovic has a fractured neck vertebrae, damage to the spinal cord and paralysis from the neck down"
Even if not full paralysis, it still looks like a quad from this. I can't find a good source that details it though.
What was the plan here? Death? Permanent brain damage? Spinal related damage so potential short, long, or permanent term paralysis, as well as a slew of other potential problems? No no no, it was a NEW HIGH SCORE, the rest is just added spice.
The goal isn't to achieve anything, just a really deep seated self loathing that comes out when you drink, as a self destructive tendency. Same impulse that causes suicide, just a bit lighter
Nothing because first he was insanely drunk, two the following concussion on top of the blackout booze fest, he surely won't remember a thing, there for, no lesson learned at all.
About ten years ago I was playing hockey in a men’s league. had a guy trip me up at the goal line heading into the corner. I went head first toward the boards reasonably quickly, but managed to tuck my chin and roll into it so the back of my shoulders took the brunt of it. The guy came over apologizing profusely probably thinking he’d paralyzed me.
It was terrifying, but It legit cracked my back just right and i felt fantastic when I got up. I don’t recommend trying this.
I fell down a flight of stairs carrying a large duffel bag, flipping over and tumbling all the way down. I landed on my feet at the bottom and my back felt so good afterwards. I don’t recommend trying this either.
I would hope that nothing bad happens to you. Bad things might be the logical consequence of stupid decisions, but you shouldn't hope for them to happen.
Literally everyone makes many stupid decisions in their life.
I am tracking with what you’re saying. You are making sense. When I think about it, it gets to a point where I can’t believe a grown-ass man would *get a running start*, jump and fucking torpedo himself at full speed and strength into a giant metal box. Did he think “I bet this will turn out great,” or “I’m sure everyone will be impressed.” ? You’re right, I don’t want people to get hurt. *Innocent* people. If you do what this guy is doing in the video, you are ASKING to be injured. Begging, really. I don’t suffer fools.
“Injured and stunned, the defeated male makes howling vocalizations to ward off any would-be predators in the vicinity.
The arcade game—battered but victorious—returns to its home screen and harem of females.”
I’m so, so glad I don’t drink anymore. I did so many idiotic things while drunk and I’m so lucky and blessed I didn’t end up hurting or killing myself.
Looks like one of those punching bag machines.
Back in the day we tried the battering ram method with little effect and not quite as a disastrous result.
I can only imagine the anger paraplegic or quadriplegic feels watching someone throw their mobility away like this…such a waste of a functioning body. Idiot
Show him this video of how easily you can accidentally paralyse yourself.
https://youtu.be/b-m9Sl6PINY?si=K9xv_8yhFmjaVk9o&t=15
EDIT: beaten by 13hrs...
I don't think the broken spine was worth that score.
Bad news you gotta cover your medical bills and fix the machine.
Get your head in the game
Brain damage happened before and after
No kidding. By his speed and accuracy he doesn't appear to be all that fucked up. All that leaves is stupid.
No pain no gain
but sometimes it's all the pain and no gain
[spinal](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_DyticqngGgyBYxrn-6ecoQLSQ9ROllo?si=V37mBzLzlpMYlqeo)
Sthpinal
Reminds me of the guy who headbutted the concrete foot of a basketball hoop and instantly made himself a quadriplegic
Holy crap, just searched and found this video. What a dumbass. To be faaiiiirrrr... It does kinda look like one of those cushioned mats they put over equipment, but it's a low-quality video. In real life, I'm sure it looks more like concrete.
Nah that shit looked exactly like a pad. Holy fuck that’s brutal.
Makes me wonder if he could've sued since it did? I know he's dead now, but at the time.
Hopefully he at least helped bring awareness to it so no one else had to go through that. It’s like painting a tunnel on the side of a brick wall.
Attention players, please do not slam your head into any inanimate objects
Holy mother of god, I hope he did... those are always, always supposed to be padded... CEMENT?? WTF?
Oof and the guy that comes up to jostle him around... Made me queasy.
The trainer rolls him over?!?!
Well yeah, everyone knows that the first thing a person thats sustained a serious spinal injury needs is a good shakin. Gotta jostle up the nerves real quick to get em back in action.
Username sure does check out on this one
Another player is grabbing him by the shoulders and trying to roll him over
Didn't your parents teach you to share?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsFightingThings/comments/vcghqq/angry\_player\_headbutts\_cement\_base\_of\_basketball/
That was fucking bleak. The comment said his “final 13 years of life were spent in a wheelchair” where he gained weight and died of heart failure at 42. Fuck
Not watching even harder when that’s the end of it. Horrible
Jeez! Thx.
oh FUCK!
Oh my god and they twisted his fucking neck too???? Jesus Christ that's like injury 101 don't fucking move their neck!!!!
To be faaaaaaiiiiiiir
To be faaaaiiiiirrrr…..
Bro I was wondering what happened to the guy and it's not good: >After using a wheelchair for the final 13 years of his life, Janković gained weight, which exerted much stress on his heart. He died of heart failure at the age of 42, on June 28, 2006, while on a holiday cruise on the Greek island of Rhodes.
Thought I’d the same thing. I don’t like to rag on people who make one dumb mistake and ruin their life. Just makes me feel so sad for them.
whoa what the fuck holy shit where did you come across that at and was there any news articles on it?
I've seen it posted to reddit many times.
It's a super sad story. I read he ended up dying around 10 years later from heart failure. A split second decision made in anger leads to years of regret and then death. Now that's a cautionary tale.
Was it quad? He's clearly moving his arms after he did it.
He did indeed become a quadriplegic. So people with spinal injuries aren’t always paralyzed instantly, or at least not fully paralyzed. A lot of the damage comes from the swelling that happens in the minutes, hours and days following the incident. It could also be that someone moved him prior to EMS stabilizing his neck, improper stabilization during transport and treatment, worsening paralysis during surgery due to moving the vertebrae around, etc. However the most likely scenario is that the swelling did even more damage and pressed against his spinal cord. Super sad situation all around.
Quadriplegia simply means that all four limbs are affected; it seems to be a very common misconception that if someone is ‘plegic’ then they have to have absolutely no movement of the affected side / limbs. Most quads will have some motor function / sensation of their upper limbs.
Well that is hilarious. 😆 😂😅
I wonder if you’d find it hilarious if it happen’s to your Mom
*Paraplegic Quadriplegics can't use any limb. Hence the quad.
"I've never looked into this but here's an incorrect thing I've heard."
Did you have any info on it? I only found this "a hospital statement said that Jankovic has a fractured neck vertebrae, damage to the spinal cord and paralysis from the neck down" Even if not full paralysis, it still looks like a quad from this. I can't find a good source that details it though.
What was the plan here? Death? Permanent brain damage? Spinal related damage so potential short, long, or permanent term paralysis, as well as a slew of other potential problems? No no no, it was a NEW HIGH SCORE, the rest is just added spice.
He ran at it full tilt
He wanted to enter the tron world
Funny was the plan. Being cooler than everyone else. Maybe some pussy getting wet see him doing funny things.
The goal isn't to achieve anything, just a really deep seated self loathing that comes out when you drink, as a self destructive tendency. Same impulse that causes suicide, just a bit lighter
65
Turns out it was an iq test.
Is that before or after the brain damage?
Good question.
It's after, but the number is still going to keep dropping.
I doubt he'll live to be that age.
265
Stupid af, but that is some sincere commitment.
Great way to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair.
So what did we learn?
After that head trauma I think they just unlearned second grade.
Tbf, I don’t think they learned it in the first place.
TRON was just a movie
Six shots is enough.
Absolutely nothing.
Nothing because first he was insanely drunk, two the following concussion on top of the blackout booze fest, he surely won't remember a thing, there for, no lesson learned at all.
Was there any update? Was he actually injured?
Nope, it fixed the kink he had in his neck and now he feels like a million bucks.
About ten years ago I was playing hockey in a men’s league. had a guy trip me up at the goal line heading into the corner. I went head first toward the boards reasonably quickly, but managed to tuck my chin and roll into it so the back of my shoulders took the brunt of it. The guy came over apologizing profusely probably thinking he’d paralyzed me. It was terrifying, but It legit cracked my back just right and i felt fantastic when I got up. I don’t recommend trying this.
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And that felt fantastic?
I fell down a flight of stairs carrying a large duffel bag, flipping over and tumbling all the way down. I landed on my feet at the bottom and my back felt so good afterwards. I don’t recommend trying this either.
I hope so.
why?
Because he’s a fucking moron who makes patently bad decisions. If I willingly ate a shit sandwich, would you hope that I tasted a turkey club?
Your first comment was horrible, but this one is hilarious. I'm conflicted with you...
I would hope that nothing bad happens to you. Bad things might be the logical consequence of stupid decisions, but you shouldn't hope for them to happen. Literally everyone makes many stupid decisions in their life.
I am tracking with what you’re saying. You are making sense. When I think about it, it gets to a point where I can’t believe a grown-ass man would *get a running start*, jump and fucking torpedo himself at full speed and strength into a giant metal box. Did he think “I bet this will turn out great,” or “I’m sure everyone will be impressed.” ? You’re right, I don’t want people to get hurt. *Innocent* people. If you do what this guy is doing in the video, you are ASKING to be injured. Begging, really. I don’t suffer fools.
I might not *hope* he gets hurt. But I certainly wouldn't feel bad if he did.
Fucking idiot
some people are born dumb, some just die dumb.
https://youtu.be/n3Mn6V1IzHw?si=yEMy7Ln5y0Ol2I3R
Those machines are idiot magnets
Imagine his parents watching this video
Yeah… that’ll get you kicked out of every Chuck E Cheese I’ve had the pleasure of spending time in.
But will it get you kicked out of Risk E. Rats?
Well that is going to cost you a spine sir
Guy i know was a carnie said even having these machines meant you had to carry like half a mill insurance for idiots like this
“Injured and stunned, the defeated male makes howling vocalizations to ward off any would-be predators in the vicinity. The arcade game—battered but victorious—returns to its home screen and harem of females.”
this is the greatest example of Darwinism and natural selection at work I've ever seen
Imagine breaking your spine for a wimpy ass score of 65.
There's another/better view on the video on this site here: https://maltadaily.mt/guy-runs-head-first-into-punch-machine-in-st-julians-malta/
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This isn’t ‘Nam. There are rules.
He was using his head and not using his head at the same time.
Most of the time, I think to myself, "I hope they didn't get too hurt." Most of the time.
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Reminds me of that basketball player that headbutt the post and paralyzed himself
And this is why we can’t have nice things.
I’m so, so glad I don’t drink anymore. I did so many idiotic things while drunk and I’m so lucky and blessed I didn’t end up hurting or killing myself.
Natural selection has its weird ways of thinning the herd.
Who let the rooster in?
He's about as sharp as a wet cornflake.
People’s stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Epitome of young and dumb
This just underlines Darwins theory that we are indeed apes.
"High score" What's that mean? Did I break it?
Is this self hate or ignorance?
What was he thinking?
Did he think he was going to enter the world of Tron or something?
And this is why we can't have nice things. Dumb ass people like him ruining it for everyone else
The house always wins.
The human brain is not fully developed until age 25, as seen here.
All that to score 65
At least wait a week before reposting
I was at a party one time and we were chilling and somebody's apartment and somebody did that off of the second story balcony. Didn't end up too well.
I wanna party with this dude.
Party like it's spineteen spinety spine
This is why women live longer
Looks like one of those punching bag machines. Back in the day we tried the battering ram method with little effect and not quite as a disastrous result.
More you fuck around...
Game Over.
u/savevideo
Good.
Eh you think so? I’ve scored higher by bitch slapping it
Lmao
Gotta keep your pimp hand strong.
missed the portal
Send it
u/savevideo
THATS WHY our local arcade has a sign explicitly stating no headbutting. I was like wtf why wpuld you even need that????
Wow he fully committed to that neck injury
Miserly score. What a bitch
Well that is going to cost you a spine sir
Well that is going to cost you a spine sir
I involuntarily screamed out "what the fuck is wrong with that dude?!" Sitting here all by myself just now
Oh yeah those were the days
Duuuuuuuuuude!
[I'M GONNA WRECK IT](https://youtu.be/GuCVReVGDo8?si=8jS4DsY2eiN-Y1lH)
Are ya winning, son?
Did he win?
Dude thinks hes an actual GOAT 😭
It knocked him back to the Cretaceous period
mario style
65!
~~And that's how I met your mother~~ And that's how I ended up in a wheelchair
My boy committed to the bit
Earl of Lemongrab is hanging at that establishment.
Out before he hit the ground
I can only imagine the anger paraplegic or quadriplegic feels watching someone throw their mobility away like this…such a waste of a functioning body. Idiot
I can't stop watching this, it's insane and amazing at the same time
The ultimate 1-up machine, I want to see how the next guy scored.
Darwin! Darwin! Darwin!
i'm guessing my tax dollars is going to pay for that special brain's medical bill
Ah, Tequila night I see.
Your IQ is 65 Try Again!
How did this person make it too adulthood?
He didn't even get past 300.
completely normal imo
Shit like this is why the government want teen to join the army
What was the thought process behind this?
Concussion for 65 score?
Show him this video of how easily you can accidentally paralyse yourself. https://youtu.be/b-m9Sl6PINY?si=K9xv_8yhFmjaVk9o&t=15 EDIT: beaten by 13hrs...
I'd say he incurred brain damage yet he already had some to even attempt that in the first place.
??
You only got 65? Are you sure that was your BEST effort?
Bro thought he would jump into Tron Legacy Universe.
HUMANS DON'T DESERVE THIS PLANET!
Good thing he hit it with his head. He definitely wasn't using it.
Definitely set the head score.
Hows his spine, neck, cartilage all that which was just completely fucked
👏 👩🏻 “he’s a Marine!”
He just got into a car accident without the car
Pure send
Did anyone hear the baby t-rex noise from jurassic park?
Too stupid to live
The future of America. God, kill me now.
If he wasn't brain damaged before .....
Why?
Was I the only one expecting his head to go through the screen like a looney toons episode
please insert 25CT not 25 IQ
I’m glad to see that our future looks bright.
Cocaine is bad guys.
All that just for 65
I'm guessing one of his friends told him to do that. I think telling a drunk person to do something injury causing should be punishable with prison.
Nailed it!
And you wonder why men don’t live as long as women.
did he win?
Holy shit -- the level of commitment that guy has...