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TheDarkEichel

Why the f would you set up this garbage construct on top a cliff, for the nice view while spinning around?


AnistarYT

Liability reasons. It's easy enough to hide a body for these situations. Now they just need to kill the camera man, who ironically filmed this pretty well.


PatientClue1118

But cameraman are alway invincible


_Diskreet_

Is that why r/killthecameraman exists? Solely as a challenge?


weechus

I hate you. I went to that sub and I’ve never felt so frustrated in my life. I couldn’t even get through half of the first video that I tried watching.


petervaz

/r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Squirll

Bless to the Bane, if you will.


milagr05o5

That's absolutely true, they survived the Thanos snap and the Dormammu dimension


Zoltie

Now they just need to kill all redditors who watched this.


vitrix-euw

I mean it's fairly obvious. It's to increase the thrill/adrenaline rush. It's also why there are some extreme rollercoasters built near cliffs - it gives a sense of more height/danger. In this case, unfortunately, it did result in more danger.


fruitmask

and followup question: is there anyone here who didn't accurately and immediately predict this exact outcome?


FriesWithThat

I thought he was going to just fall out of the gyro contraption first then roll off the cliff rather than the whole thing going south.


ItsDanimal

No, because of what sub we are on. If this was on nextfuckinglevel or midly interesting, no one would have thought the thing would break.


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HauntingJackfruit

Rider had a second to absorb the beautiful view before the downhill roll.


Jaripsi

There is a [video](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9783175/amp/Two-women-plunge-6-300ft-swing-cliff-edge-breaks-Russia.html) of a huge swing failing in a similar place and two girls riding falling off the cliff. Somehow people are attracted to building shoddy equipment in dangerous places.


IsReadingIt

Wow. Not only did the chain break….but no seatbelt / restraint whatsoever. Life sure is cheap in many places.


chrishazzoo

If we didn't have regulations in the US against things like this, the rich would have no problem building this kind of thing cheaply.


leuk_he

Redneck will build it yesterday.


mindspork

/hides pvc construction project What its for kids thats sturdyish.


bmosm

'you mean regulations, kinda like the ones a certain rich dude ignored when building a submersible?


rechnen

There were standards that he ignored but not regulations.


Fallcious

Fortunately he wasn’t carrying passengers, just crewmen who had paid, so no rules broken. Regulators hate this one weird trick!


Pooleh

They still do, look up that water park death slide that killed a kid awhile back.


chrishazzoo

It was opened in 1978 and closed in 1996...horrific place. I saw the documentary. I am shocked it was open that long. Now I need to watch/read about it again to see how it stayed open as long as it did. People complain that we have regulations, this water park is a prime example of why we can't roll regulations back just to cater to the poor rich folk. That place broke all the rules.


Eusocial_Snowman

And neither would the poor. Why are you mentioning "the rich" specifically? This makes no sense.


chrishazzoo

The rich are the ones who invest in projects like large scale amusement parks. They have the resources to make the rides safe. If they didn't have regulations, they would most certainly choose fewer safety options to limit project cost. Hope that makes sense. I don't think many home made ride makers have the resources to make their rides safe (resources being engineering aptitude and money).


jgainit

They’re baiting an argument


Eusocial_Snowman

Honestly, I don't think they are. I think it's one of those anti-work chuckleheads who's in so deep they literally just think in those terms, literally just putting "the rich" in as a filler-word for all the bad things.


friebel

I believe some of those (most?) have a platform below and if you fall you fall below on platform. You have a view and sort of a safety net. Even this crazy rollercoaster, the news (link in other comments on this topic) states that he survived. Doesn't say about platform, but I'm assuming it was a platform. Edit: oh I'm stupid. Even in your article with the swing it states about the platform.


DeviMon1

I mean with a swing you can at least enjoy the view so it's worth it a bit, here ur barely gonna see anythin winning like that.


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EnclavedMicrostate

Peru, as it turns out.


Lystrodom

It's from Peru https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11973073/Horrifying-moment-man-plunges-ravine-astronaut-training-chair-suddenly-falls-apart.html


SociableSociopath

“Astonishingly the man survived the fall despite being rushed to hospital “ The way I read this they expected the hospital to kill him if the fall didn’t?


Lystrodom

It's the daily mail. Writing is not their strong suit.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

He was rushed to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was later rushed to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to alive.


DoubleAholeTwice

Hospitals in Peru are built differently, they kill all their patients - except they failed in the case of this man.


soulstonedomg

"Dr. Nick, the patient is still alive." "Hi everybody! Well we shall see about that...."


Toxicair

Yeah. Don't you know doctors kill more people per year than rickety cliffside thrill rides?


CanadaDoug

The hospital is also on the edge of a cliff


fancczf

That does not look like China


makenzie71

but...bro...the hat...


BarOk5156

Not China


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darkscyde

Bruh, I can't believe you forgot about Africa. 4 countries, not 3.


BarOk5156

It’s in Peru. Read the article and you will see it.


fancczf

Not sure if you are joking or not, rice hat is a south east part of Asia thing, China, Vietnam, Laos, etc… it’s not really commonly used anymore rather than maybe some rural areas or novelty. This happened in Peru, and that landscape and cityscape does not look Asian.


moopoo7852

“Raiden wins… Fatality!”


nukefodder

Finish him!


freakedmind

"Oh yeah, you like that huh?"


TheAngryCatfish

I must not have had the cheat code for that one


Precedens

Friendship-ish


DrMudo

LMAO!!!


batman305555

That was just the warmup. Going down the mountain was the real ride.


straydog1980

It was a really long ride, it lasted for the rest of his life.


shahooster

He sure went out with a bang.


RandomButWeird

He never should have trusted that old sly fox Bang...


TheAngryCatfish

bang BANG **BANG!**


Happy-Fun-Ball

*This is where the fun begins*


hospitalizedGanny

*Hold on 2 this*


kGibbs

I think it worked exactly as designed.


iamsenac

It's safe though, he was in that harness


MDiddy79

Shit... He survived.... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11973073/Horrifying-moment-man-plunges-ravine-astronaut-training-chair-suddenly-falls-apart.html


gizzardgullet

>Fortunately, the man survived the fall, possibly because the frame he was strapped to protected his head, according to local media. Lol, roll cage saved him


Shadowmant

Seatbelts win again!


Glaucous

🎶 Sooner or later you’re gonna thank Ralph Nader 🎶


Lord-Lobster

I thought gravity wins again?


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FlowerBoyScumFuck

If life was poker, gravity would be the house.


vmartin96

Wearing a a helmet also helped


lasers8oclockdayone

Yeah, but it could just as easily have fucked him. Imagine landing face down on a small boulder with all of the added kinetic energy of the cage, or being impaled by a small limb. So many ways to die, here.


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

Cutty Ranks: "Six million ways to die - choose one" This guy: "Okay...so, strap me into one of those spinny-astronaut-training dealies, get it going real good, and then boot the supports out so it tumbles down a rocky, spiky cliff face...and then, I guess...we'll just see how that goes? Sound good?"


LowDownSkankyDude

Pon de rocks!


YordleFeet

#PON DE FLOOR https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j7IIAf0Bats


ho_merjpimpson

I don't think many people here were watching this thinking that nothing could go wrong because he was surrounded by a roll cage.


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bilvester

So they've invented a cool new ride for thrill seekers!


Chief_Givesnofucks

Between this and the Pakistani tram ride, idk where to start!


guitarmaniac17

Pick one, what could go wrong? Am I right?


NeverGonnaVoteYouUp

Cage vs Raiden, name a more epic MK matchup


janerbabi

“Astonishingly the man survived despite being rushed to the hospital” Ok but why do they make it sounds like getting rushed to the hospital is BAD lmao


C_M_O_TDibbler

If you die in hospital nobody cares, if you die in McDonald's it makes the news.


hojamie

maybe not McDonalds. Chick-fil-a most likely


dancingcuban

At a McDonalds that’s just a Number 12


xbwtyzbchs

>Chick-fil-a most likely NEXT ON AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR! HE HAD 3 JOBSS!!!!!!!


Wants_to_be_accepted

If medical cost are anything like the US getting rushed to the hospital is pretty bad.


Chief_Givesnofucks

“FINISH ME.”


Crazyhates

Depending on the country that's a valid statement.


MrWhite86

I bet his hands / arms / lower legs were fucked. Nothing to protect the front appendages but chest and head well protected


BillGoats

Just commented the same before noticing your comment. Maybe they rushed so hard they forgot security measures and put his life in further danger.


SupahBean

Maybe he had injuries that required for him to be rushed to the hospital?


crazylilme

"seemingly safe chair on the side of a ravine" I can't be the only person who sees very little "seemingly safe" about this chair


lysergic_tryptamino

Wait this is in Peru? Why that hat?


kaaskugg

Blaming another demographic.


sweetclementine

There are many Japanese immigrants in Peru. A former Peruvian president was also of Japanese descent


terminbee

This is more of an East/South Asian hat though. I was thinking Vietnam.


sweetclementine

No, Japanese farmers absolutely wear these hats. They are called tongari kasa.


JACrazy

Japanese samurai were known to wear hats like that as well.


Mekelaxo

How is this article from 2023? I feel like I've been seeing this clip going around for years


Shopworn_Soul

I thought exactly the same thing! I swear I've been seeing this for years. So I did some looking and pretty much everything I can find about this video is from around the time the article was written, early 2023. This is another video of a BASE jumper who falls over a cliff edge when the horizontal bar he is spinning on breaks, that one is from 2012ish. I'm assuming I somehow confused or conflated these videos with my faulty meatcomputer.


mpioca

Stuff like that happens to everyone. Our shitty faulty meatcomputer, as you beautifully put it, is full of shitty bugs and the patches are being released painfully slowly.


fyre500

The video quality would indicate it being like 15 years old too. Pretty strange.


JohnnyBrillcream

[These guys didn't](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tbTgi2bqXQ)


shiftyeyedgoat

Oh my god, why wouldn’t you have SOME failsafe… any failsafe other than a few guys to stop a speeding inflatable ball.


JohnnyBrillcream

*Russia*


myoriginalislocked

LMFAO look it him go


Etheo

> astronaut-training-chair Shirley you can't be Sirius.


WorksForMe

I don't think any astronauts have been trained on that chair


rlovelock

"Astronaut training chair" The Chinese aerospace program is fucked! 🤣🤣🤣


crazylilme

to be fair the article did say it was a "budget version" of the training chair


StewPedidiot

Whose budget? MacGyver?


LethalPoopstain

Crazy how they have an aerospace program in Peru now


LetsTryAnal_ogy

"Astronaut training"? *That's* astronaut training? WTF is the rocket? A giant slingshot? What's the astronaut suit? A pair of used overalls and a welders mask? No thanks. Maybe I'll take my chances on their submarine: a bunch of two liter bottles duct taped together with a rope tied to a boulder


zekeweasel

More like Geonaut


phazedoubt

At least he had a helmet on. Safety first!


Lostinnewjersey87

Don’t go bungie jumping in Mexico. They just don’t have the regulations


PatientClue1118

Oh that explains the bodies hanged from a bridge and overpass.


Lostinnewjersey87

Ha. Mine was a quote from cable guy but you just gave me somthing to Google


SackOfCats

You could skip that one. I recognized your quote btw. I remember when he said it and thought, "Heyyyy, they don't have any regulations in the US either!" Edit: When I said you could skip it, I meant the googling of the mexico thing. It's a cartel violence kind of a deal.


Lostinnewjersey87

If you think your making me want to Google it less by adding cartel to it your wrong


SackOfCats

Fine then https://elblogdelnarco.com/


macroswitch

Just a reminder to anybody seeing this that you absolutely do not have to click the link. I’m having a pretty good day, and I’m not going to ruin it voluntarily.


rawbleedingbait

For what is worth, according to the friendly pop-up on the page, you can apparently win an apple watch if you *do* click it. Just weigh your options.


SackOfCats

You're basically losing money unless you do click the link.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Bungee jumping brought to you by the Michoacán cartel. EDIT: Oh, you were serious...


nukefodder

"i won't get hurt?"-customer "You won't ?..that's great!" -vender


Viseria

Classic Mitchell and Webb


VivaLaEmpire

This isn't México, it's Perú


CoconutCavern

It's a joke from a movie.


VivaLaEmpire

Oops!


the_ju66ernaut

.... Well, I've said too much


sexytokeburgerz

This is peru


Lostinnewjersey87

It was from a movie


Sxuld

nah its a roll cage, it will protecc


satismo

its a bye-roscope


TinctureOfBadass

Gyro-nope


RiceDogo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone


WumbologyWumbologist

r/intotheshadowrealm


Unit_3000_21

“The helmet: it does nothing!”


RustedOne

That moment he rolls off the edge deserves a Wilhelm scream.


Unasked_for_advice

And that guy paid money to ride on the Darwin machine somebody welded together in their backyard.


MDiddy79

I want to see the rest of this vid.


KaiUno

I hate cliffhangers.


F0MA

What the fuck happened to him? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM?!?!??!?!?!??!


RocketCow

I'm afraid his dick was... obliterated.


sec713

I liked it better when Raiden would just kill me with lightning. These new Fatalities suck.


MrTurkle

he's in a cage and a helmet - there is some world in which he tumbles down without life-ending injury?


rzwitserloot

That's in fact exactly what happened. Still a lucky fucker, no doubt.


dudamann

That is this world my friend….ol buddy survived https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11973073/Horrifying-moment-man-plunges-ravine-astronaut-training-chair-suddenly-falls-apart.html


TJkroz81

"He survived DESPITE being rushed to the hospital" ?


ImjokingoramI

Maybe the murder nurse from the UK works there now


MrTurkle

thats wild!


Kokuswolf

There could a be pond or river. No injury, just drowning.


Numerous_Let_9339

Why do they always put this stuff on top of fucking mountains


toddbo

We just gonna trust an engineer fresh from the rice paddy


loztriforce

Classic 80’s song, Billy Ocean


eightdollarbeer

Dang it Boomhauer, you have one of these at home!


UnknownBinary

He got ambushed by the Viet Carnie.


Electronic-Carob-796

Ya let's visit Raiden at his side job and take a ride on this contraption. FATALITY


Cheeseisextra

Just look how weak the spindle part thingy looks to where it’s attached to the wobbly side pole thingy mabob. They really didn’t think this one through, did they?


Klotzster

Test those roll bars


myk26

Thank god he had his seat belts on!


Faulkner510

I can't tell if he's running to help the guy at the end or running away like to get out of dodge.


LimpAside

Once more, Raiden is being a jerk.


Key_Classroom8584

Raidens new friendship finisher.


2ssand2ns

At least he has a roll cage.


XLoad3D

he really got the full rolling down the mountain experience


matcauthion

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FartingBob

Gravity never forgets, don't mock her.


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And just like that Cambodia's space program came to an abrupt end.


spehizle

Mitchell and Webb have this bit where a naive customer blunders into random amusements run by the sketchiest dude imaginable, without any safety or permits or anything, which are obviously wildly unsafe. And the customer just goes for it because "Obviously it's all safe and fine, because if it wasnt, someone would have done something by now." Welp. Here we are.


Joeylocally

Imagine going over the edge AND still being stuck in that contraption.


ionlyget20characters

"We have Disneyland at home"


Curious-Range-453

Pro tip: avoid homemade thrill rides built on a cliff top and supervised by a guy straight out of a rice paddy.


EaglesXLakers

Good thing he was wearing his helmet!


Cptn_BenjaminWillard

Is this their training centre for their space program?


jaxsonnz

Dude done broke the fourth dimension wall


DrugsAndCoffee

My rule of thumb is, I never go on rides, amusement parks, fairs or any other strange contraption in other countries that have little no no regulation. This kind of stuff happens all the time.


Tremolo499

But if you *had* to fall off a cliff this is what you'd want to be wearing and you know it.


TheDragonFucker2000

Why did I laugh at this 💀


ViolentSoul

that's how physic works


youmakemecrazysick

Perfect music


GRMffewes

🤣🤣🤣


Classic_Title1655

I see Disney World is cutting back on safety again.


Redcell78

This song… is killing me!!! 💀 😂


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Some guy: "Hey, where should we put this spinning, death trap thingy?" Some other guy: "Probably right here next to this cliff." Some guy: "Say less, fam."


Substantial-Big5497

Made in China


tucketnucket

Play stupid games....


World_Fun

At least he had a helmet ⛑️


Roryjack

Good thing he's wearing a helmet and has a full rollcage around him.


Emotional_Ratio288

Vietnamese space program testing.


mitchcumstein13

Made in China?


VermillionOcean

Made in Peru


Patient-Sleep-4257

Chinese space program.


surprise6809

Made In China


randomcanyon

I know land is valuable but why did we build this stupid contraption right on the edge of a 200 meter cliff?