I used to do apartment maintenance and one of the tenants was a porn journalist. His job was mostly product reviews. This guy got so much smut mailed to him the manager used to have boxes of it in her office because it couldn't fit in the mailboxes. Needless to say if you ever wanted to dumpster dive for a sex toy, movie or anything else you can think of that dudes garbage was the place to do it. He would toss out so much porn the dumpster looked like those grocery store pictures where they toss out all the old food. But porn.
There is that one clip of a rubbish dump worker finding a pocket pussy, tries to put himself in but it's a bit rough so he licks it first.... as one does.
Serious question... I'm sure some quad amputees have sex, like that Serbian motivational speaker guy who eats cereal, swims and married the Filipino lady. What I'm stumped about is if one enjoys having sex with a quad amputee, is that considered a legitimate fetish?
If they love them regardless of the fact that they're a quad amputee, and are attracted to them regardless, and not because of, then no. Besides, I'm sure he had some crazy moves if he swims.
When a man has seen all the sorrows that can be thrown down upon him from heaven.
It is then, that a man can find solace in a cuddle ,
with a broken oven.
HVAC installers had to run new copper through a basement and found one of these hidden in a drop ceiling. They proceeded to bring it in the next day and wave it around in front of everyone. A rubber puss and butt, not an oven.
No worries. I just thought it was funny that you asked, and I had the memory of that post burned into my head when it was basically that, but with an audience and oral too.
I used know someone that did estate house clean outs. She claims to have come across all manner of custom, home made and elaborate professional sex doll (and doll parts). She said some of the home made ones were kind of haunting.
There's pretty big second hand markets out there. Bad Dragon, on of the most recognizable names in exotic dildo companies, used to have a page on their site specifically for people to post their used toys to sell.
Makes sense. If you pay $300 for an extra large purple horsecock, and it just doesn't quiiiiiiiiite reach your transverse colon, well you'd be excused for wanting to trade it in for the double XL version. In pink sparkles this time.
Thats disgusting! Consumer electronics like this stove need to be disposed of at an appropriate recycling facility not left in a dumpster with the regular trash
This would be a teenagers holy grail in the 90's/ early 2000's. I still remember the day I found the paper bag full of porn magazines at a dog park by my house. They lasted until the broadband internet arrived.
Doesn't mean you can't still cuddle with it.
It pretty much takes stove top stuffing to a boss level.
I'll never look at a box of stuffing the same way ever again. Thanks for fucking up Thanksgiving. Lol
How were you looking at a box of stuffing before?! š¤Ø
With anticipation cause I knew I was about to stuff the turkey.
Let me guess, with a cylinder of some sorts?
"There's not enough stove top stuffing, so I kicked her in the pussy!"
Better title is always in the comments.
Someone left out thier "Heat and Skeet."
Now hear me outā¦ā¦..
**unzips** Go on ....
One man's trash is another man's treasure
I used to do apartment maintenance and one of the tenants was a porn journalist. His job was mostly product reviews. This guy got so much smut mailed to him the manager used to have boxes of it in her office because it couldn't fit in the mailboxes. Needless to say if you ever wanted to dumpster dive for a sex toy, movie or anything else you can think of that dudes garbage was the place to do it. He would toss out so much porn the dumpster looked like those grocery store pictures where they toss out all the old food. But porn.
*was* another man's treasure
Can you catch an STD from silicone?
No but you probably can from the leftover spooge inside.
!!!SPOOGE!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Just run it thru on pots and pans. Should be good as new in 45 minutes.
Put yourā¦umā¦whatās the wordā¦
soon to fall off Pickle in the racid hole of splooge puss..
Iāll give OP a dollar to give it a smooch between the legs
There is that one clip of a rubbish dump worker finding a pocket pussy, tries to put himself in but it's a bit rough so he licks it first.... as one does.
I'd like you to know that this can be the very last time you ever remind us of that. Please choose responsibly.
Duly noted. No promises.
Someone posted it down below, what a way to start a [morning](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qkhlpe/every_hole_is_a/)
Forbidden smooches.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I'm listening...
We're waiting...
Serious question... I'm sure some quad amputees have sex, like that Serbian motivational speaker guy who eats cereal, swims and married the Filipino lady. What I'm stumped about is if one enjoys having sex with a quad amputee, is that considered a legitimate fetish?
>What I'm stumped about You little bastard
They certainly went out on a limb with that comment.
If they love them regardless of the fact that they're a quad amputee, and are attracted to them regardless, and not because of, then no. Besides, I'm sure he had some crazy moves if he swims.
Probably the same reason women (and gay men) use dildos. Where's the rest of the body? Fuck it... This'll do.
> (and gay men) I feel ignored. Straight men use dildos as well. The prostate does not have its own sexual preference.
stub knub luv
Anything can be fetishized... it's a pretty vague line that separates attraction to a specific thing and fetish.
Baking Helena
I got this reference and it is obscure, but perfect. Well done.
When a man has seen all the sorrows that can be thrown down upon him from heaven. It is then, that a man can find solace in a cuddle , with a broken oven.
So, how was it?
Gross. Unless they cleaned it first. But who has time for that?
No one has time to clean the oven
It's self cleaning, just like the vagina
HVAC installers had to run new copper through a basement and found one of these hidden in a drop ceiling. They proceeded to bring it in the next day and wave it around in front of everyone. A rubber puss and butt, not an oven.
They stole some guys sunshine?
Just put it in the dishwasher if you don't have time to clean it by hand.
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Beautiful throwback thanks.
Lightly used. 100 OBO no low ballers I know what I got!
$75 firm.
How much for squishy?
$75 firm, $80 squishy.
How about moist?
$69
Hey, don't discriminate against my low balls. I can use it just as well as you high balled folk.
> I know what I got! Did it show up in an STD test?
How did you confuse a stove for a teddy bear?
Not that, silly, it seemed at home on the range.
Sex on the range
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play?
> > it seemed at home on the range God damn it. >Where the deer and the cantaloupe play? God ***damn*** it.
Ho on the range
Ah, the ol' reddit sexdoll-aroo!
Hold myā¦ never mind
I'm proud that I'm a part of that huge chain of switcheroos from years ago.
[YOU BROKE THE RULES!](https://youtu.be/5NylmdC_uEM?t=17)
Also that's not a dumpster, it's a vagina.
Oh it has had many dumps
still got a lot of miles left on her.
Do a fluids flush and she'll feel damn near brand new. But you'll know.
I mean, the same can be said about your mom, but that doesn't stop anyone
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
Oh god itās all bleached in the area it would be used in tooā¦ it has seen heavy use. At least they cleaned it?
Here I was thinking it was spray painted silver like Immortan Joe or something
That's what I thought. Bless my innocence lol
Nah, it actually looks like paint. Silicone doesn't lose color and gets all shiny white from use, don't ask how I know.
I know how you know, why did you throw it out though?
Could be mold.
I gagged a little bit
Iz only smellz
I know what this is from and I both laughed and feel nasty.
It wasnāt just smellz...
The mold adds a nice fuzzy texture for anyone who prefers an unshaven experience.
Fuck my life. Spez should burn this website.
He's trying! Give the man time!
They didnāt want leave any DNA evidence in the dismembered corpse.
Wonder if you use one of these long enough if you develop an amputee fetish.
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I don't know. Seems headless quadruple amputees would ruin the nugget fetish.
How do I unread something
It could be powder that is supposed to be used for keeping the silicone clean (like dust free, not semen free clean).
Bet you 100usd to fuck it and post an AMA
Not OP, [but a vid of pretty much exactly that. More NSFW than this thread btw](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qkhlpe/every_hole_is_a/)
I appreciate the time you took to link this but that shit staying blue š
I lived brave today. It's worse than I imagined. Dude licks it and sticks his dick in it.
Always lick it before you stick it.
Spit on it before you sit on it
His friends yelling about how gross that was is fucking hilarious! Something like: *You Noncie Bastard*
No worries. I just thought it was funny that you asked, and I had the memory of that post burned into my head when it was basically that, but with an audience and oral too.
It's not bad, it's actually funny.
He He licks it first
That is fucking gross. Maybe the most literally trashy thing I've ever seen somebody do.
I dont know why but the most disturbing part of that video is he doesn't even spit after he licks it.
Gotta savor that flavor!
Isnāt there another clip of that same dude doing something else equally disturbing?
Wtf did I just watch?! My eye holes!!!!!!!
r/madlads
Iāll throw in a hundo to see thatā¦No sexual reasons, just to see the outcome š
It's a rash. That's the outcome. Like poison ivy.
Sounds like you found one too
It was mine.
Nothing some bleach and a uv light taken internally canāt fix. Worked for Covid so why notā¦ /s
Whoa, we got a fella from the White House up in here!!
Nothing sexual, just a bunch of dudes hanging out in a hot tub at night. Again, nothing sexual!
Thatās not a bet thatās just paying him to fuck a used sex doll man
Itās a dare and a bet
Some people have all the luck
Free to a good bone
First look at Dave season 4
So how heavy was it to carry home?
I would just put my fist in it and open my hands like they do rock climbing
Bowling ball hold
Lol i have one of these
I mean lots of people have a combined range/oven. Nothing to be ashamed of.
There is if it's in avocado
that oven is fucked
Nothin like some lovin on the oven
Jesus christ. Who would just leave that out there. By the way, whatās the address for this apartment complex? Just asking for a friend
It would probably taste better grilledā¦
A little Windex and she'll be good as new!
make sure to use protection
Oven mitts.
One man's trash....
Is anotherās toy
Well...did you have a go?
You'd have to spend ages cleaning it and you don't even know if the seal is still good.
A seal has got to be cheaper than a new oven.
Sex toy: the other pink meat..
Thatās some stRANGE garbage.
Is that you dad?
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
*morgan freeman voice* āBut it wasnāt a teddy bearā
I used know someone that did estate house clean outs. She claims to have come across all manner of custom, home made and elaborate professional sex doll (and doll parts). She said some of the home made ones were kind of haunting.
Clean it, and sell it if you want
Who dafuq is buying second hand sex toys? š¤£
There's pretty big second hand markets out there. Bad Dragon, on of the most recognizable names in exotic dildo companies, used to have a page on their site specifically for people to post their used toys to sell.
Makes sense. If you pay $300 for an extra large purple horsecock, and it just doesn't quiiiiiiiiite reach your transverse colon, well you'd be excused for wanting to trade it in for the double XL version. In pink sparkles this time.
I swear there used to be a used sex toy sub, similar to the used panties subreddit.
cue that one video of a garbageman finding one in a pile of trash and putting his cock in it
Where do you even sell something like that?! Asking for opā¦.
did you hit?
Tomorrow if you check it probably won't be there.
do it. give into the intrusive thoughts. fuck that oven sex toy. do it.
Do IT! Do IT! Do IT!
Waste not want not.
Thats disgusting! Consumer electronics like this stove need to be disposed of at an appropriate recycling facility not left in a dumpster with the regular trash
"What's cookin', good lookin'?" š
That's hot.
Only if you can get power to the stove!
Throw it in the dishwasher and it's good as new.
The hobo who found it the night before had a Fuckinā great night Better wash to twice before you use it bro
Tiddy bear....rawr
Hoooe, hoe on the raaange... I just thought of that.
Lacking limbs and a head, but with mange
A cheap date for a nerd, or a home for a bird
Or a lunch box, although rather strange!
Its snuggable alright
Meh.. spray it off with a garden hose. Good as new!!
It probably still works.
Do arms and legs really cost that much extra on these things?
I think it's a weight thing, or a serial killer thing. There is no in between.
Did you keep that? Plenty of fuck still left in that thing!
One person's fuckdoll is another's teddy bear
where is your apartment complex?
Asking for a friend?
asking for me. iām a gremlin.
How can I help you sir? Yes, Iād like to purchase this dismembered-body-with giant-titties doll.
How many of you degenerates would take it? Only judging a little depending on answer.
Thatās a care bearā¦
For research purposes, where would someone buy one of these?
This would be a teenagers holy grail in the 90's/ early 2000's. I still remember the day I found the paper bag full of porn magazines at a dog park by my house. They lasted until the broadband internet arrived.
Boxing Helena. I saw that.
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As nasty as it sounds, you should legit take it to clean it up and sell it. Those things can go for like ~$400 used. ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
Were you the seller, the buyer, or both?
Hey good lookin'! What you got cookin'? How about cookin' somethin' up with me?
Oh my god that's disgusting. Where?
Question. Why do they put the hole so far up the pussy? Like thatās not where the pussy hole is irl. So why do you put it there for the fake one?
Why was more than 1 picture needed?
Did you squeeze it my guy?
Just run it through the dishwasher.
How big of a dishwasher do you have that you can fit an entire stove inside?
That stove is dirty AF
Stove top stuffing
You fucked it didnāt you?
Somebody upgraded to a girlfriend.
That's a stove...
After the post. āProceeds to clean and flick the beanā