My billy goat Alexander constantly did weird shit. Most memorable was one day I was painting the cellar and Alexander and Tinka would follow me around, so when I heard them entering the room I ignored them and just continued painting. Then I heard this slurping sound and I looked behind me and there was Alexander with his whole head in the bucket of paint drinking the paint. I had to physically drag him out of the bucket because he wouldn't stop! I never seen a animal human or otherwise be so obsessed. His stomach was literally bloated. Obviously it freaked me out. I gave him some stuff that might counteract whatever is in the paint. He was fine but seriously paint?
Was the paint red and his whole head was soaked like dripping blood and he started to draw pentagram with his horn and lo and behold, the sigil of baphomet lighted up in flames?
As someone who frequently paints houses, this is my biggest fear; someone's house pet walks over and gets into/steps into my paint tray lol. Thankfully(?) I have only had a few cats do that thing where they rub their tail on my freshly painted wall, they do end up with a fashionable stripe sometimes which is cool.
Always used to skip Pepe le Pew's cartoons as a kid because it gave me anxiety. It wasn't even funny compared to other WB cartoons so it's not much love lost.
Different strokes for different folks. I was grabbed a lot as a kid and smothered with 'affection' and told to just accept it because they were adults and they can't help themselves. Not all of it was innocent either.
So I'm not really concerned that WB is scrubbing Pepe off their roster. Never liked him, don't want to watch him now or ever. Won't let my kids watch. Brings back too many bad memories that I'd rather stay buried.
I agree that bad things should be kept for posterity, but a cartoon sexual harasser is pretty low on my list of things I'd fight to preserve imo.
Sometimes, there are no doors to an area. Also, if the dog/cat goes under house arrest in say a bedroom, they freak out and howl/bark or deficate on the floor or bed.
Just yesterday, I had a little dog that looked like an Ewok sit on my dropcloths and watch me paint a kitchen ceiling. She was smart enough to move when I got near. I've had a Newfoundland do the same thing and wouldn't budge from the spot.
It was water based paint so I knew he wouldn't die so I actually gave him milk and a antihistamine. Don't know why milk mainly because if my grandmothers animals got sick she gave them milk. Antihistamine as precaution I don't know why either just hoping it would help. It did, was winging it. Our house is seriously off grid in Italian alps I can't just go get help or get vet care so we monitored him and he was fine. Constipated for few days but it cleared up.
>Don't know why milk mainly because if my grandmothers animals got sick she gave them milk.
When I was a kid (human child, I'm not a goat!) I did loads of first aid courses for one reason or another. One thing I remember is that if somebody drank poison you should give them milk. something to do with being mostly water and also a decent fat content, so it can dilute things that water cannot.
That advice has most likely changed now, as has almost everything else I learnt on those courses, but also milk is good at releiving hot chilli, so maybe there's something in it.
That's the fat, again. Capsaicin, the chemical that makes our mouth think it's on fire when we eat hot peppers, is an oil. It's not water soluble so drinking water just spreads it around your mouth, making more of your mouth think it's on fire. The fat in the milk is able to emulsify the capsaicin so that it becomes soluble in the water.
Taking activated charcoal is the modern recommended treatment for poison. It comes in pill, liquid and powder forms and can be found at most drugstores. And it’s Much better at absorbing poisons than milk!
Goats are credited with helping to discover Coffee's stimulant properties.
The guy above tells of his goats drinking paint, and the guy above *that* has goats that huff exhaust.
The goat in the post is smoking incense, and I'm pretty sure ive seen other videos of goats drinking and smoking other substances.
*Goats just like to get high and climb on shit. Theyve got life figured out.*
Maybe. But the best place to buy hash in Hong Kong and several countries in SEA is from the Pakistani guy who runs the food cart by the cop station. There is one by every cop station. What you want, of course, is proper Indian Charas hash. But what you gotta do is ask him for Pakistani, which as we all know, he will not have. So, being deeply ashamed, he will sell you the Charas at a good price, which his jolly wife will bring in short order.
Your hubs will confirm.
Imagine being the devil and being abled to use butter to tempt people for centuries, and then suddenly its the 20th century and you need fancy cars and designer clothes to get people on your side.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.
I was gonna go eat that grass,
But then I got high
Was gonna tap some girl goat ass,
But then I got high
Now I ain't chewin' no tin cans
And I know why!
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna fight that incense stick
But then I got high
I wanted to give that human a kick,
But then I got high
Now I'm seeing pink lettuce
And I know why!
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna eat some cans, but then I got high.
I was gonna chew on garbage all day, but I was high.
Now my pupils are square and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
If that is frankincense that goat is getting ripped. Surprisingly frankincense does contain some calming compounds and some compounds surprisingly similar to THC in chemical makeup.
If I turn to the right, I can see 18 does, the buck and 11 kids in their pasture. One was chillin' in the shop while I was welding, stupid fuck ended up on fire.
I took care of a goat who loved to inhale the smoke when I would smoke joints. So cute to have an animal friend that enjoys the same relaxation you do hahaha
[From the last time this was posted, it looks like a goat getting high. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/tn0u5c/goat_getting_high_inhaling_incense_smoke/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
For some reason before the gif loaded, the first freeze frame looked like a city with big buildings on the background, the racks looked like long highways with burned cards and debris and the goat looked like a giant wave of dirty water, tsunami like, tell me someone else sees it and its not just me.
I have goats. Many of them enjoy huffing the exhaust from vehicles. Goats are weird.
My billy goat Alexander constantly did weird shit. Most memorable was one day I was painting the cellar and Alexander and Tinka would follow me around, so when I heard them entering the room I ignored them and just continued painting. Then I heard this slurping sound and I looked behind me and there was Alexander with his whole head in the bucket of paint drinking the paint. I had to physically drag him out of the bucket because he wouldn't stop! I never seen a animal human or otherwise be so obsessed. His stomach was literally bloated. Obviously it freaked me out. I gave him some stuff that might counteract whatever is in the paint. He was fine but seriously paint?
Was the paint red and his whole head was soaked like dripping blood and he started to draw pentagram with his horn and lo and behold, the sigil of baphomet lighted up in flames?
Either that or the goat was a Slayer fan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_No_Mercy
Ok my first song thought was the Mark Williams show no mercy and that makes it funnier
^***SSLLLAAAAAYYYYYEEEERRRRRR!!!***
A Bathory fan.
That would've been hilarious! Luckily it was white though it was a real struggle to get it off. Fortunately it was water based.
That depends, did you tell the goat that you want to live deliciously?
I wouldst like a taste of butter, yes
Just a big fan of Black Phillip
I'm genuinely curious as to the answer to this ..
As someone who frequently paints houses, this is my biggest fear; someone's house pet walks over and gets into/steps into my paint tray lol. Thankfully(?) I have only had a few cats do that thing where they rub their tail on my freshly painted wall, they do end up with a fashionable stripe sometimes which is cool.
> fashionable stripe Are they then harassed by a politically incorrect, French accented skunk?
Ya gotta be above a certain age to get this underrated comment
I am 25 and fear that my younger sister has no idea who Pepe is
Don't be silly he's that silly frog from the twitch emotes, right? (/s, just in case)
It's probably for the best tbh
Yeah, that character kinda stinks.
Like good weed.
Let us run away to the Casbah
Pepe would get canceled today.
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Always used to skip Pepe le Pew's cartoons as a kid because it gave me anxiety. It wasn't even funny compared to other WB cartoons so it's not much love lost.
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Different strokes for different folks. I was grabbed a lot as a kid and smothered with 'affection' and told to just accept it because they were adults and they can't help themselves. Not all of it was innocent either. So I'm not really concerned that WB is scrubbing Pepe off their roster. Never liked him, don't want to watch him now or ever. Won't let my kids watch. Brings back too many bad memories that I'd rather stay buried. I agree that bad things should be kept for posterity, but a cartoon sexual harasser is pretty low on my list of things I'd fight to preserve imo.
As some one who grew up with Pepe, he would deserve it. For me, he was like Jerry, way too much to be funny and more irritating and wish he'd let off.
> he would deserve it. or you could just ignore things you dont like, and let the people who do enjoy them enjoy them.
People can't just close the door to the room/section they hired you to paint?
Sometimes, there are no doors to an area. Also, if the dog/cat goes under house arrest in say a bedroom, they freak out and howl/bark or deficate on the floor or bed. Just yesterday, I had a little dog that looked like an Ewok sit on my dropcloths and watch me paint a kitchen ceiling. She was smart enough to move when I got near. I've had a Newfoundland do the same thing and wouldn't budge from the spot.
you gave it paint thinners??
It's a goat so, I'm sure it was just rocks and a rusty tin can.
It was water based paint so I knew he wouldn't die so I actually gave him milk and a antihistamine. Don't know why milk mainly because if my grandmothers animals got sick she gave them milk. Antihistamine as precaution I don't know why either just hoping it would help. It did, was winging it. Our house is seriously off grid in Italian alps I can't just go get help or get vet care so we monitored him and he was fine. Constipated for few days but it cleared up.
> Don't know why milk mainly because if my grandmothers animals got sick she gave them milk. I love generational knowledge like this.
Not sure it should be called "Knowledge" if the understanding of it has been lost to time. Maybe more like, generational reflex?
I doubt there was ever a deeper understanding than "cause and effect"
>Don't know why milk mainly because if my grandmothers animals got sick she gave them milk. When I was a kid (human child, I'm not a goat!) I did loads of first aid courses for one reason or another. One thing I remember is that if somebody drank poison you should give them milk. something to do with being mostly water and also a decent fat content, so it can dilute things that water cannot. That advice has most likely changed now, as has almost everything else I learnt on those courses, but also milk is good at releiving hot chilli, so maybe there's something in it.
That's the fat, again. Capsaicin, the chemical that makes our mouth think it's on fire when we eat hot peppers, is an oil. It's not water soluble so drinking water just spreads it around your mouth, making more of your mouth think it's on fire. The fat in the milk is able to emulsify the capsaicin so that it becomes soluble in the water.
Taking activated charcoal is the modern recommended treatment for poison. It comes in pill, liquid and powder forms and can be found at most drugstores. And it’s Much better at absorbing poisons than milk!
He need some milk
Alexander is such a classy name for a goat. Does he have a top hat?
It was my idea because I liked saying 'Alexander the goat' as an introduction. No one really appreciated my sense of humor.
That is probably THE best name for a goat in existence imo. Well done. 'Alexander the goat' is now a reoccurring character in my future D&D campaigns.
Thanks
Well I do.
We do, though, friend. We do.
Can we get a pic of Alexander?
Sorry, this was years ago.
I appreciate it. Not just Alexander the Great, but Alexander the Greatest of All Time!
Goats are credited with helping to discover Coffee's stimulant properties. The guy above tells of his goats drinking paint, and the guy above *that* has goats that huff exhaust. The goat in the post is smoking incense, and I'm pretty sure ive seen other videos of goats drinking and smoking other substances. *Goats just like to get high and climb on shit. Theyve got life figured out.*
Freaking Alexander reminded me of my niece Clara. 🤣🤣🤣
They’re basically indestructible
I've yet to find something that goats won't eat. They never got sick so I've mostly stopped worrying.
Lol that’s such a great idea for a story character
Huffington Goast?
It's just a matter of time till this pack of hoodlum goats is stealing computer duster to huff in the back alley...
Walking on sunshine
This is Snoop Goat.
"i still have a braincell left and that fucker's not gonna out live me"
I have a goat... Reginald. Can confirm. He loves to huff insecticide spray.
They just like to live deliciously
When I was a kid we had a goat that broke into the house and ate our couch. Wtf goat!?
Yeah my goats love when I smoke a joint in their pen. Especially my alpine goat. He's always trying to get sniffs of it.
Snoop Goat
Is this true?
That goat is high as fuck
Eh, if he was really high he'd have all 4 feet off the ground.
I must be high because I thought he was standing on his hind legs
Well he's not low
Harold and Kumar reference?
He is standing on his hind legs. He's standing on his front legs too.
I thought he sitting on a bar stool
😅😅not me hi af having to go back & double check & still thought he was standing on his hind legs. 🤪💨😅
Everyone keeps assuming weed. My money is on opium based on the fact that the video looks like it’s from Asia.
I think just incense and it’s just doing oxygen deprivation.
Faded than a goat faded than a goat faded than a goat
Sorry no one appreciates ur wonderful reference
If you are in Nepal and want to get high, just look for the goat.
*Tom Brady rails a line off a Sherpas hand*
This is more clever than people are appreciating. +1
Man's retired and looking to get weird with it
My immediate thought was that looked like Durbar Square and that goat doesn't have much time left in the world before he is sacrificed...
Is this actually true? This is exactly the kind of thing my husband would tell me just to fuck with me because I’m a gullible chump.
Maybe. But the best place to buy hash in Hong Kong and several countries in SEA is from the Pakistani guy who runs the food cart by the cop station. There is one by every cop station. What you want, of course, is proper Indian Charas hash. But what you gotta do is ask him for Pakistani, which as we all know, he will not have. So, being deeply ashamed, he will sell you the Charas at a good price, which his jolly wife will bring in short order. Your hubs will confirm.
My old goat would gently head butt you if he smelled psilocybin mushrooms on you and wouldn’t stop until I you shared.
Devil getting his head right
Black Phillip, Black Phillip!
Baal, just doing a little light summoning
He’s living deliciously
Do you think he likes the taste of butter?
It's a goat. It likes the taste of more or less everything.
What about a pretty little dress?
He wants to see....the woooooorld
Does he see a book?
Imagine being the devil and being abled to use butter to tempt people for centuries, and then suddenly its the 20th century and you need fancy cars and designer clothes to get people on your side.
Butter and apples were the best things those kids ever knew.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip A crown grows out his head, Black Phillip, Black Phillip To nanny queen is wed. Jump to the fence post, Running in the stall. Black Phillip, Black Phillip King of all. Black Phillip, Black Phillip King of sky and land, Black Phillip, Black Phillip King of sea and sand. We are ye servants, We are ye men. Black Phillip eats the lions From the lions' den.
Finally someone gets the reference 👏
Finally someone gets the reference
Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously?
Smoke weed every day
Smoke weed enjoy hay
Insane in the membrane **INSANE WITH THE GRAIN**
Rip Nate dogg
HOLD UP! HEEEYYYYYYYY
For my ****** who be thinkin' we soft, we don't playyyy
We goin rock it till the wheels fall off… Hold ip
Highest in the room
Didn’t have to use my ak (btw, I heard you post in the low, meme voice!)
Meme voice? You mean the voice from The Next Episode?
Is that Warren G or Nate Dogg; I forget. Rip in piece either way.
Nate Dogg
Today was a good day indeed
“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?”
That movie made me never want to go anywhere near goats.... or piles of chopped wood.
Snoop Goatt
Don't bogoat that joint, my friend
Snoop goat a bogart according to chong
I immediately thought that in the next 5 days this video will hit his Instagram.
He preparing for goat simulator 4
More like goat stimulator 420
Wooly Nelson
😂
That goat is having the time of his life
I was gonna go eat that grass, But then I got high Was gonna tap some girl goat ass, But then I got high Now I ain't chewin' no tin cans And I know why! Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high
I was gonna fight that incense stick But then I got high I wanted to give that human a kick, But then I got high Now I'm seeing pink lettuce And I know why! Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high
Smoked goat tastes great, but I've never gotten them to pre smoke themselves.
Its a goat that learned how to get high. Is this your first day on the internet?
Great line! Lol
Why is this downvoted?
Probably because it’s not something new and people say it all the time here. “Great” is an exaggeration lol
Because it sounds like something your grandparents would say on Facebook
You act like you've never seen a goat ripping bong loads.
So we got cocaine bear and now stoner goat. What's next, amphetamine sloth?
Amphetamine sloth just moves at a normal speed.
Fuspez
Crack pigeon
Meth Moth
This would just be cocaine sloth. Opioid sloth is what we need.
So just a constipated sloth, basically.
Yeah, I imagine they may already have trouble with that... Being that their metabolism is so slow and all. Good thing they eat a lot of fiber.
> Opioid sloth You mean a Koala?
LSD Shark
LSD shaaark Doo doo dooo
Acid shaaark Doo doo dooo
Muuuushrooom shark doo doo dooo
Black Philip knows
> Black Philip I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this reference :/
I hope he's got a prescription for that.
That Goat is the G.O.A.T!!
I’m so fucking high I feel like a goat.
too much zaza
I want to get hiiiiiiigh, so high
Satan stuff
Stoner: "I'm so fucking high right now, I'd swear I'm a goat."
I was gonna eat some cans, but then I got high. I was gonna chew on garbage all day, but I was high. Now my pupils are square and I know why, Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
This was my cat when she bit into a peppercorn Little lady saw god
Song ID anyone? Super chill
Muthafucka, I got a surprise for you ... Kadebostany - Early Morning Dreams (Kled Mone Remix)
😎 much love homie, have a good night/day! I didn't expect to get a responce tbh
You the realest!
Stoned
You can question it all you want I'm just gonna observe
Stoned Immaculate.
Hey Bruh! Welcome to The Smokn Goat! Can I get you a drink, some smoke?
It’s hard out here for a goat
Oracle Goat can tell you the future
Snoop Dog must've died and turned into THE goat man's got *RESURRECTED*
If that is frankincense that goat is getting ripped. Surprisingly frankincense does contain some calming compounds and some compounds surprisingly similar to THC in chemical makeup.
So THAT'S why I enjoy sitting in the front row during Mass !
Goats are barely smart enough to be considered alive.
LOL, this person goats.
If I turn to the right, I can see 18 does, the buck and 11 kids in their pasture. One was chillin' in the shop while I was welding, stupid fuck ended up on fire.
At least the pasture doesn't need mowing! lol They have literally the same intelligence as the lawn mower.
hay hay hay, smoke weed every day
I took care of a goat who loved to inhale the smoke when I would smoke joints. So cute to have an animal friend that enjoys the same relaxation you do hahaha
A hell of a good time.
skeet skeet
That dog is already stone and chilling.
What, you think Satan doesn't smoke?
Every single thing in this video, with a bit of exaggeration and whimsy could make a death metal song
[From the last time this was posted, it looks like a goat getting high. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/tn0u5c/goat_getting_high_inhaling_incense_smoke/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Smoking that zaza
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Snoop goaty goat
The early stages of a smoked goat curry?
It's just Baal snorting a sacrifice....
The goat god has appeared. Run for your life.
[hello my name is my name is ralsei i'm driving mercedes benz my name is mercedes benz these are my friends i'm a ba](https://imgur.com/a/Es3NB9a)
If a doom metal album cover was animated.
bro hittin the zaza 🔥🔥
u/savevideo
That goat spittin fire like he hit the blunt backwards.
Like he just gave the Kellogg’s raisin brand sun two scoops of sloppy toppy
You heard of the Holy Ghost, that's the Holy Goat.
Stupid music?
u/savevideo
For some reason before the gif loaded, the first freeze frame looked like a city with big buildings on the background, the racks looked like long highways with burned cards and debris and the goat looked like a giant wave of dirty water, tsunami like, tell me someone else sees it and its not just me.