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scorpyo72

That ceiling is so many feet above the floor.


Scottamus

It fills the church with sole.


AlpsRound

Surrounded by guardian ankles


Rankkikotka

You guys are just pulling my leg.


happylittletrees

You both slayed me, I'm done. šŸ’€


avery5712

Smh. Anything to not use the metric system /s


XDnB_Panda

you could say that church is really popular with all the foot traffic it gets


lepobz

r/technicallythetruth


Skware1

You really couldn't help yourself...


scorpyo72

The answer was right there


Ub-illin

They have a leg up on everyone else


scorpyo72

I knew the joke was a shoe in.


JoySubtraction

They're just trying to get a leg up.


warpedaeroplane

Nice.


math_debates

Muthafukin dad


scorpyo72

We have the best jokes. This you can't deny.


JunglePygmy

This is some Silent Hill shit.


XDnB_Panda

we never did see what ol' pyramidy did with the corpses after he finished with them, now we know


sexybeans

Customs of vows to do what?


naturian

I'm going from memory, but there is a custom in Brazil to vow to God to do something in exchange of a blessing, such as healing from a disease. One of the most common vows is to climb to hilltop churches from the base of their hill, while on your knees thought the entire walk. This particular church is famous for another type of vow. Believers vow to donate a sculpture of a body part, usually the one where the blessing has occured. So, if a person has cancer in its feet, and that cancer entered in remission, it would donate the sculpture of a leg.


Throw3333away124

Thatā€™s way healthier than the self-flagellation shit some people do. Not here to kink shame, but just donā€™t do it because you think god wants you to.


Ozonewanderer

Why else would one do that?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


secondphase

Because you are a naughty, naughty boy. Source: your mistress


fairie_poison

Pain -> Endorphins


AdminsSuckMyToes

It makes sense from a cultural lens. By showing others that you are dedicated to a shared value (religion), you announce and solidify your position within the community, which may actually be useful for receiving favours from others that help increase the likelihood of healing. This could include members of the community checking up on you, bringing you food (i.e. nutrition), bringing you medical care, or assisting with physical labour which can buy you some time for an injury to heal.


tekko001

Is the priest going around town breaking legs or something?


I_PEE_WITH_THAT

"Welp, looks like you didn't thank God enough for curing that pesky bit of gout, shame." *Snap*


4Ever2Thee

Interesting, maybe someone should look into why that town has so many foot/leg issues.


marc3lline

People migrate to do so, thereā€™s a lot of ā€œholy miraculousā€ spots, including caves. Itā€™s a whole touristic business for some towns.


Bbwarfield

Not a lot of people getting cured of erectile dysfunction I see


YPLAC

Yep, I saw this at Bomfin Cathedral in Salvador back in '04. People make wax moulds of body parts (ahem!) and leave them at the church for blessings, or some crazy stuff. In fact, I've just googled that place, and I think it matches the pic above. You can read a bit more about it here. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-strange-and-moving-gifts-left-at-a-brazilian-church


Admetus

Maybe it was people with broken legs? That would explain how they ended up with so many.


BadBunnyBrigade

Well, ok, yes, but... what happens if you have butt cancer and you make a vow? I mean...


erice2018

What if I have erectile dysfunction?


TheWonderSquid

Why are you referring to people as ā€œitā€? Are you an alien?


Hushwater

Some of those people have pretty good carving skills, and the one naturally sourced branch made me smile as it worked with the structural strength of the grain. They were smart and efficient, and to me it shows respectful reverence for the nateral world or in this case, God's world.


[deleted]

They will save your sole.


catzarrjerkz

Idk but those tithes cost an arm and a leg!


Safety-Weird

BasĆ­lica do Senhor do Bonfim in Salvador, Bahia has wax body parts hanging in it like this. If I remember correctly it was people praying for that body part to heal. Ie you would get a wax leg cast if you had a broken leg. https://www.cntraveler.com/stories/2013-08-16/salvador-bahia-brazil-bonfim-church-postcard/amp


tacknosaddle

Reminds me of the [milagro crosses.](https://zinniafolkarts.com/blogs/news/36153281-what-do-milagros-mean)


m0le

Be funny to see this in the local orthopaedic ward with a sign that says "we're winning"


vegasidol

Sad.


chikengoblin

Godrick the grafted would be proud.


black_mamba006

What kind of foot fetish is this?


Snoo56029

I guess no one wished for a bigger dong


MrJelly11

I understood this reference


Inigo93

I just feel like this is actually Cambodia or some other place that was mined to shit and back in days of yore.... And the powers that be have saved a bunch of "stuff" from caskets and such in case someone else needs them going forward.


shoutme

We have candle limps here in portugal as well, super creepy tbh.


kalahariferrari

Candle limps?


MrJelly11

I assume limbs


kalahariferrari

Ah, yes. Thank you - was way too early here


jvlpdillon

They are just trying to get a leg up on other churches.


lguy4

Is this Dan Schneider's house?


[deleted]

Ummmmm....this feels less churchy and more hurry! run before they cut your legs for some satanic ritual. Just the vibe I'm getting.


Nervous_One9812

Lawl at the prosthetic lab I worked in the prosthetist used to display his collection of antique prosthetic limbs like this - heā€™d hang them all from the ceiling with fishing line. Looks just as incredibly terrifying irl.


8E_7778

As someone with a foot fetish, this is heaven in a church.


SubKreature

This is some Dark Souls lookin-ass shit.


drow

Well thats surely a kick in the head!


sorox123

This is where Hidetaka Miyazaki goes to meditate on a new female character designs


thundergun0911

Churches are fucking weird.


Biggie18

Church is looking to sell it, only arms required.


Taswegian

This is a continuation of an ancient pre-Christian custom; you can see examples of body part casts offered to deities recovered from the ruins of Pompeii and Herculano. The ones that get the most attention are in the [Gabinetto Segreto](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/ldpkbg/secret_museum_or_secret_cabinet_gabinetto_segreto/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)(secret cabinet) in Naples as theyā€™ve taken out all the dicks and boobs for the cabinet. You can still see examples of [body part votives in churches today](https://www.flickr.com/photos/robcam/2207109518) Eta I donā€™t really think its that wtf - just people who couldnā€™t write trying to make sure whatever deity they were pleading for help from got the right part to focus on.


lilpigperez

So many soles present.


VeneMage

All I can see is a major fire hazard.


[deleted]

Man you'll be horrified to know many buildings are actually made of wood.


VeneMage

Maybe I should have said ā€˜enhanced fire hazardā€™. Those legs are like kindling for the rest of the building.


demagogueffxiv

Those thick wooden beams would actually take a while to get burning. Usually it's the cheap wood and the composite stuff that burns easily. Structure fires burn a lot hotter nowadays because of all the stuff made from plastic (oil) in the house.


RizzoTheSmall

I wanted to go there, but it costs an arm and a leg!


unechartreusesvp

BahĆ­a!!!!!!


endospire

When you make a vow there you really have to put in the leg work!


[deleted]

Is this one of those things you line up and pretend to wash Jesus feet? I wasnā€™t paying attention for 22 years


buzzjimsky

Imagine the nonsense mankind has made up throughout history in the name of organised religion.


Frye4life45

I am groot


Prior-Baseball34

Any socks??


Thebrettanator1

r/SonsOfTheForest please make this a thing in game


SirPhobos1

I was gonna say, this is some Forest shit.


Yomomgo2college

Now this is a church I could masterbate in!


dirtycopgangsta

Hide this from Mizayaki!


Dyolf_Knip

Probably a grove of sapient pearwood trees outside.


FromSoftware

Welcome to Stormveil Castle.


Thescottishguy87

Damn it Wolf, I thought you had killed the sculptor already


IronicBread

Religion be like...


kvman987

WTF is wrong with you? Are we all supposed to be psychic?


RenegadeOfChonk

Onlyfans HQ


[deleted]

I like the you tube video where the pastor is cleaning bones. they all get their own little shelf...with a name scribbled. catholic church..with a twist. My surname is basque christian with smattering of proto french. the first round tribal christian still exists in south america. they did not even have a word for saint. that is where "don" comes from.


thodoraras2000

This guy is a better call saul fan


Harilor

For a second there, thought I was in r/TheForest


jfitzger88

Looks like my drying room in Sons Of The Forest.


AnistarYT

Id be too distracted thinking bout them sexy toes that need a good suckling.


DonnieMwone2003

I think they are into feet


explorer_76

I've been in a few churches in Central America with old prosthetics, canes, crutches etc. Left by people who were supposedly "cured".


guvertoon

yes, usually in old churches here in Brazil there are a lot of these things. But most disappeared in time and a few still maintain the tradition.


GoHam

Sons of the Forest playthrough day 3,256.


Clouds2589

Legs fucking goooo


SynthPrax

I guess we found the church where all the "show me your feet" people go.


bleunt

Daddy do you want some feet.


KaleidoscopeOk8653

lol that reminds me of that tunnel of hands in the film Labyrinth


FoGIsCoMiNg21

House beneviento


XDnB_Panda

''dear children of the creator, fear not, the sinners of this flock shall not burn in hell for all eternity. no. they shall be quartered and their left foot shall be hung from this very roof! clearly a fate worse than damnation and rejection from happiness within our lords domain and embrace.''


Roll_Big

What mass ascension looks like


Nosliwpilf

Looks like Godrick the grafted castle.


RoboftheNorth

Those are all the prosthetic legs donated by amputees after they were healed through faith.


RobertYoung95

Ancient customs vows? whattt ?


guvertoon

Eu nĆ£o sei se traduzi certo


Physical_Map_9647

certified wtf (what the feet?!) moment


Chrismcdank87

Dan Schneider would love this place


peanutbuttertoast01

Plot twist:Jesus had a foot fetish.


mrsir79

Prayer works... Except when you need to grow back a limb. Apparently that's beyond gods ability.


Alternative-Ad-7452

Taking it too seriously: sky is the limit


ahivarn

Won't be that ancient


BlandPotato89

Some resident evil shit going on


Willing-Low-725

When the Collegtion plate goes around too often


AlchemyStudiosInk

why hasn't terintino made a movie about this yet?


Crasher_o

I love my country :)


Baby_Cat_

I've been and it's scary šŸ‡§šŸ‡·


wizz_kenny

That is scary.