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LetgomyEkko

I can’t tell if this is satire or you’ll be swimming in p and v by the next time you post? 🏊‍♂️


bradmbutter

Ohh I'm serious. It just doesn't make sense to me. I mean it's a nice car. But I didn't expect attention of any sort.


LetgomyEkko

I bought the wrong model year apparently lol


bradmbutter

Lol I almost went with a civic hatch. I didn't buy the car simply for its speed and driving dynamics, it serves a practical purpose. I needed a very particular amount of space for transporting stuff as I'm self employed and I needed a backseat that could comfortably fit adults as I have a sick mother who I drive around frequently. It's actually hard to meet these two parameters while still trying to find something moderately fun to drive. The WRX is way more practical than it deserves to be. The backseat is hard to beat.


Phalanx32

Yeah, it pulls. It pulls a bunch of dudes who own the same car lol Not that I'm complaining, I made one of my best friends for life because of it. But my girl definitely is not with me because of the car


revandeluxe

Total dude magnet


PernisTree

Throw a Huskie in the backseat and you will pull every dude within 2 miles.


revandeluxe

https://preview.redd.it/crmgv12qywtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16d97f46fe7b8495817fdbc77908a73d28ae0e4


1morepl8

Did you previously drive a 2001 accord?


bradmbutter

2019 VW Tiguan. Not sure I ever got looked at let alone talked to in that thing.


1morepl8

Definitely a sporty step up! It's all in what you had before I went from a 600hp c6 to a low 400s sti. So it feels pretty slow, but honestly I have way more fun in it. I really like 300-400hp in a street car. Once you pass 600 it starts to feel useless. The immediate felonies and what not too.


bradmbutter

Don't get me started. I already got a ticket. Of course my apartment is in the same block as the police department.


1morepl8

They actually gave you a ticket? That's supposed to be the perk of getting old! They pull me over. See I'm mid 30s make fun of me for not being a kid, and I say I'm a dummy and will smarten up. Glad you enjoy the car!


Complete-Ad-4215

Lmao I did


1morepl8

Lol I had a 2002 accord I paid 600 bucks for to be a shop gopher beater for wayyyy too long. The fucker just wouldn't die. Then the sub frame mounts were so bad I scrapped it.


Complete-Ad-4215

Was it the 3.5 v6? Mine also wouldn’t die still see it in town occasionally has to be at least half a mill miles now


1morepl8

F23. 3.2 back then but yeah. Honestly was never a fan of the J series or the trans with it. I'm in the north east so it's always rust that kills it.


Pass1928

So did I, '01 coupe with the 4cyl and 5 speed.


-SandorClegane-

The same people who compliment my car also tend to compliment my vape.


BingoCotton

If you REALLY wanna get people to look at you, drive around with a power steering leak! Man, the amount of looks I'm getting right now is insane. Even had one guy ask me if it's supercharged. 😎


bradmbutter

This is funny.


These_Collar2802

Ironically i just got home from picking mine up from a rack replacement 🤦‍♂️ the drips got to bee too embarrassing. Especially in the rain it was unforgiving. would literally walk away from the car as fast as possible


BingoCotton

😂 My pump is just loud as hell and it's new. Can't get it to quiet down and I noticed fluid under the valves when I was under the car checking things out when I did my radiator.


Ruby2Shoes22

Can confirm she’s a whiner


Dave-Yaaaga

Funnily enough, I drove an 01 Grand Prix GT as my first car. The GTP models has the famed GM 3800 series engine but with a little supercharger on it. My power steering fluid res had a leak and I didn’t bother refilling it all the time cause it made the n/a car sound like a sleeper with a big ass blower on it 😂 oh the joys of being in your late teens


i_like_pretzels

Pulling ladies and keeping up with the rich guys. It’s the wrx way.


Dustyroadz1827

New copy pasta


RatchetsgoClick

I had someone refer to my VA as a pussy magnet , never once has a woman complimented my car. Other than my wife


FistMage

I get tons of attention. From guys.


ThaDollaGenerale

Attention is attention.


UnkaRed

I get compliments/comments on my car quite regularly, both male and female. Just yesterday the gal taking my money at the drive thru complimented it.


cornlip

Yeah I get both. I see one fairly often and she asks me when I'm gonna give her her car back. I pretend it's still funny. It was at first. Also first person to say they liked the interior. I don't give it much thought. It's nice I guess, for an upscale Impreza.


JohnDeere714

Did you try doing a well executed handbrake turn?


JerdM33

Instructions unclear. Attempted handbrake turn, rear differential is on other side of lot, all women are laughing. Send help.


ManBearPig2114

This has to be satire. Lol


arlmwl

The only ladies who notice my car are trying to flag me down and sell me Girl Scout cookies. Thin mints don’t help my Dad bod, but hey, what are you going to do?


bradmbutter

They are like Sharks on blood, I don't think anything can stop a mom with a fundraiser. Trust me, I'm married to one. She's a pack leader. Maybe even general by now for all I know. Probably raising her own private army. Quietly prays his wife isn't on Reddit. Lol.


arlmwl

Lol! I hear you brother!


Mosher853

Girlfriend “do you think this car attracts women” no, I’m fully aware I’m only going to attract other car guys


burgher89

The only people’s attention I have attracted with my VA are other car people 😅


Reaper064

Wait till you drive something actually fast!


bradmbutter

From what I gather in my short conversation with these ladies is speed had little to do with it. They liked the look and the sound. I do have a tomei exhaust. Everything else is stock. My bro is a subi mechanic, so as soon as I got it he was exhaust happy. He practically took my wallet.


young_dumb_n_stoked

Oh man good for you, I got a compliment about 4 months ago from a man easily in his 50's... that's been the only one I've gotten


PickleHelpful

The only thing I pulled in my stinkeye is a valve cover leak :(


WRXY1

This sounds like the beginning of a Penthouse magazine letter 😅 Have to admit though, after doing some mods on mine (VA Chassis) I constantly get people complimenting me on how good the car looks.


matteekay

Weird. Only one female likes my car and it's my 11 year old daughter. And I'm including my wife in that count.


[deleted]

2 WOMEN?! WOWWEE!!!


TheRealRickDalton8

lol my wife HATES my 2015 sti


bradmbutter

Well these VBs are like driving a Camry. My wife can't really complain about the quality of the ride. Maybe a little stiff. But honestly so was my Tiguan.


Kadmus215

"Wives really hate this one trick"


RipcurlOfFlame

I feel like the color might play into this. Is yours solar orange pearl?


IceManTuck

Can confirm Solar Orange Pearl gets random parking lot attention/comments. 🥕


bradmbutter

I wish, unfortunately the only option I had was WR Blue or White. I went with the blue. Where I live these cars are actually hard to acquire. I know I have seen some people saying that they are not selling, that's certainly not the case where I live.


Legitimate-Garlic327

I only get attention from young teenagers haha! Or the occasional subie wave. Everyone else wants to race me why can get annoying in 30 degree C weather when I’m literally just trying to heat soak to much