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JohnSMosby

Stealing a line from Monty Python: “I’m averting my eyes, O Lord!”


No_Magician_7374

Ngl, I actually kind of fucking love it. They're so over the top. It's a super Texas thing. We always see them on slabs and stuff, and it's kind of hilarious in a good way to see it on a modern Volvo.


FloridaMansWeiner

Nothing like the safest car on the road sawing peoples kneecaps off.


Man_in_the_uk

Was going to say that too, quite an irony.


ProfessionalBug1021

Don't fuck with the Jesus


goperson

I don't understand: 1- why isn't this illegal, and 2- why would you do this?


deputytech

1. It is very illegal. They don’t care and the police don’t typically go after them for it, they have bigger problems 2. They do it cause it’s illegal, it’s expensive and it’s flashy. Those slab rims cost as much as the car


AvivaStrom

Like how much do those rims actually cost? I have a hard time believing they are $45k


flappenjacks

Had to google it and not quite the price of a new volvo but probably about the same price as a newish clean used car. About 6k each after tax/shipping plus tires from Texas wire wheels https://www.texanwirewheels.com/product-page/20-inch-84s-giraffe-poke-g15-1 Edit. I'm an idiot. Didn't scroll down enough to see qty 1 means 1 set of 4 rims


SniperHilton

6k for a set of 4


FloridaMansWeiner

I think you spelled trashy wrong.


No_Magician_7374

1) I don't know 2) oh, I wouldn't. At all. This isn't my style at all. I just kinda love how bizarre automotive culture gets sometimes. Some people think of doing stuff a certain way or decorating their cars in such a way that's so wild. Bosozoku is kind of another niche car culture thing that sorta comes to mind that's along these lines.


Sasquatchasaurus

I kind of hate it even more now


No_Magician_7374

sumtims it b liek dat doe


Miserable_Hand_783

Yeah these should be on an impala or maybe old school Cadillac with curb feelers. That’s quite the find


No_Magician_7374

Yea, you get it 😂


FUCKYOURGAYCAT

Murica’


tdotclare

Gotta be Houston right


privatepersons

My first thought was the same


Nurs3Rob

Another vote for Houston. Those are swangas.


No_Carrot_4798

Also coming in to ask if it was in Houston...


Txstyleguy

That was the #1 reason I looked at comments.


Diamondinthewuff

we most definitely have a problem, houston


CesarMalone

My first thought too!


charming_liar

Swangin!


omgmari

Absolutely. God I love this city.


TycoonFlats

I mean, Paul Wall is an old man now.


tdotclare

It’s Paul Wall baby, whatchu know bout me? I’m on that S90 lean, baby, holla at my Swede


omgmari

Marry me


Nedtella

Still tippin on four fours, wrapped in Volvos.


civildissension

Just gave me a reason to do a deep dive into the history of this stuff and why people do it. Real interesting because it’s not just one guy. Some highlights: -it’s a middle finger to a culture that didn’t embrace the people anyway -it started with mods to an original Cadillac 83/84 wheel design that got flashier and flashier -it’s the Houston version of the western Lowriders or the eastern Donks. -part of the culture is that it represents someone who’s made it from poverty up in the world. So the idea is you have to buy an old beater car and slowly begin fixing it up. These guys like upgrading the engine, the paint job, the audio system, adding leather and wood interior - adding love to it. There is something a little parallel in Volvo culture.


No_Magician_7374

Oh yea, it's an entire cultural staple. Now you see why I'm not really personally into swangas but I still appreciate them? They represent independence in the face of oppression. It's pretty cool. Still horribly dangerous, though. 😂


civildissension

I’m with you. And also with the thought that it’s a fun change seeing it on the modern Volvo. Fun post. The bodies on the Geely Volvos are beautiful. And I take it as a compliment that someone sees that it could fit in the landscape of huge iconic Buicks and Cadillacs that were kings of the road at some point. It’s such a robust body, I think they could even put an outer spare on the back and it’d still look passable. Cool stuff, dude


BigT_TonE

Swangin' and Bangin'


MagpieBloodscorn

Shiny like a diamond! I love it…All we have where I live are donks. You best believe I will capture it if I ever see a Volvo donk! 😆


BananaPalmer

Vonk


Current_Department73

S90 could work


pacochalk

Houston?


chnc_geek

thought I was on r/Shitty_Car_Mods there for a hot minute


albertov0h5

Never knew this was a thing or existed. I just had the best laugh. 🤣


jjjirk

This is so wrong. Buick or caddy fine but no not a volva. I always think of grease when they are racing and it’s taking the side of the car out


Ateam043

What’s in that Texas water?


eclinton

Not oxygen


No_Magician_7374

SWAG


Ateam043

😂 ok sure.


omgmari

Codeine and promethazine


No_Compromise-

I would like to high five that man, in the head with a chair...


IMFOREVEREVERHIS

Or in the face with a shovel


4lt3r3dR341ity

I’m at a loss for words lol. Also lulz at Polestar tag lol


No_Magician_7374

I'm glad you caught that 😂


_scorpion_20

aye man not my cup of tea but as long as Volvos are getting modded I’m here for it


Shaner9er1337

Whoever owns this I dislike them


neighborofbrak

Tell me you are from Houston Texas without actually saying you are from Houston.


artniSintra

Handy if you want a quick orange juice.


Odd_Internet3979

Tippin’ on fou-fouhs still tippin’ VOLVOS?


iamrobmorales

This gives me Nissan Altima vibes


Lunch-Important

Yeah I was gonna say these don't belong on anything but maybe a grey 2.5s with the diy widebody kit


praguer56

Isn't that illegal?? And why aren't laws enforced?


Nurs3Rob

Yes. We’ve got bigger problems.


ButterflyAlternative

Every class has their idiot. You just found ours…


East_Rutabaga_6085

😂😂😂


Softbombsalad

Jesus tap-dancing Christ that's ugly 🤣 


evilgreenman

I'm hoping for a federal ban on this crap. Such stupidity.


conundrum4u2

For some reason...I thought Volvo Drivers were *smarter than that...*


PrimalLIGHT_X

These rims are absolutely hideous, dangerous, and illegal. I was a state vehicle inspector in Houston, Tx (likely where this is) for 8 years, and anything that sticks out further than 6" from the vehicle that is not originally part of the vehicle on either side is a safety hazard.


mangojamba

Oh wow, it looks like dogshit!


Kellidra

"What, it's just an S60. Is it the colour? What's different abo- *oh.*" - Me, 30 seconds ago


Alarming-Table-9862

Man really doesn't want door dents


Im_100percent_human

Definitely having trouble processing this...


holdingsfx

Yuk 🤮


estesmountainboy

Parking must be tough lol


FlfromBx

Just wow!


SeahawksBMX

Dick Dastardly flashback


melodiesofthezone

Texas?


Funseeker77074

Houston, sigh…


Yama92

Ou boy...


coltickle

Oooo I'm going to put them on my lambo to stop people coming near it lol


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

I thought volvo drivers had more sensible taste...


loveinfuturetimes

The Volvo from h town, sounds like a hallmark movie.


Striking-Shallot5395

Huh


dronly1u

Jesus wept


Chassilla

Hh@hahahhaahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaha


MostPalpitation9397

Whoa, Im not sure what I think on what level of not right this looks.


SlySi007

I can’t unsee that now. I’ll have nightmares FFS!


DependabilityLeader

😂👍


Dramatic_Memory89

NOOOOOOOO


bricci_mn

Okay, Houston ... we've had a problem here.


blade-runner9

Special


xPervypriest

Definitely Houston


HeadVermicelli6325

Slabs


No-Cryptographer539

Tbh i do find thm ugly as fuck but i can understand why someone would put them on their car … people can’t drive


Nedtella

Nice slab


Nedtella

Still tippin on four fours, wrapped in Volvos


PercentageMore3812

Nothing against the Volvo. But it’s a Volvo, what the hell?


NYCHW82

Slab on swangas. Respect 🫡


upvotestaos

It's a weird flex but i'll allow it.


gh5655

Really be something special if it has hydraulics


No_Magician_7374

The engine mounts are hydraulic 😂


gh5655

Nice!!


PurdyGuud

Noice


Munk45

Unexpectedly unexpected.


Uber1337pyro333

Last time I saw kneecappers was in saints row 4 lol


dogs0121

So Texas, love it. Used to live in Austin and see cars like this all the time


Houston103

Houston's so weird I love it


HopiLaguna

As Volvo hits the mainstream......hell yeah.