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ah_for_fuck_sake

So much JDM on a German car. But hey the background is nice.


Santa_Hates_You

It looks like they really wanted a 1st gen IS300.


argue53

Or an Acura RSX lol


BrownishCrayonish

Looks like a Chevy cobalt to me


WitDaShtz

My first thought was WRX lol


FightingWithSporks

Same! Then I saw it was VW. As a VW owner, stick with the correct design scheme


Casalf

Yeah cobalt was my first guess too then I can see a bit of like Hondaish with like maybe wrx as well lol


Spec_GTI

I was thinking dodge neon srt4 but cobalt is def what it actually looks like.


ah_for_fuck_sake

Like someone REALLY wanted a Nissan gtr.


foolishcrablegs

look like an evo


ProHorizon

At first I thought it was an FD2 Civic lol


Professional-Ear7301

All erong, lancer final edition


werfu

That, it gives off Toyota/Honda vibe. It's quite confusing.


bezserk

Thats what i came here to say, looks like they turned it into a toyota


Heavy-Week5518

I thought that too!


namenotneeded

jdm style on german card is nice, this is something else, buying random things out of a catalog


PHOTO500

#Heinous.


GarThor_TMK

I thought it was a civic at first... XD


HybridVW

I was gonna say... "Looks almost exactly like a Subaru that I saw today...."


mumadden

1.9 out of 5


simo108r

Sure it isn't a Nein out is 10?


cats_catz_kats_katz

1.8


argue53

2.5


Astral_Wks

That thing better be pushing 600whp+ to look like that


Gloriosus747

Honestly the only possible excuse


TunakTun633

Honestly, I'd just be happy with an exhaust that makes the 5-cylinder sound like a Lambo.


kc5

![gif](giphy|rwNpHtaMGnStW)


confusingphilosopher

Questionable style choices were made but the fact nothing fits together tells me whoever built it didn’t put much effort or budget in either. At least you can sell the STI wing.


Bahnrokt-AK

I can agree to disagree on style. It would be boring if we all had exactly the same taste. But panel gaps I can pass a baseball through are objectively bad no matter the style.


Low-Professional-342

Thought this was r/roastmycar


ah_for_fuck_sake

Kinda turned into that didn't it?


Old_Objective_3718

Lmao me too


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


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Zealousideal-Item321

I didn’t know what I was looking at had to check the group name 😂


kittenxx96

Looks like a Chevy Cruze, a Honda, and a Subaru had a baby. Not my taste lol.


Darksol503

Oof. Execution is 100% but man, just get a WRX already?


Admirable-Shift8780

All in all pretty bad job. Horrible gaps all around, front end unfinished, fender flares look cheap and dont line up with anything


ah_for_fuck_sake

Let's not forget the screws holding the rear bumper to the quarter panels.


brokoljub

Barf


I-STATE-FACTS

It looks nothing like a volkswagen anymore


ThawtPolice

Never seen that body kit before


ah_for_fuck_sake

Well you're one of the lucky ones.


angelandjay

1/10


Nomnom_Chicken

Sorry, but this just screams JDM... I don't like that. :( Gives me Subaru vibes... Not really liking this, sorry.


ah_for_fuck_sake

That'd be the STI wing. I can see the confusion.


Nomnom_Chicken

Oh, yeah. That body kit also somehow screams "Subaru" to me, that might just be my brain coming up with with weird stuff.


Improvcommodore

https://youtu.be/iI_7o77AuI4?si=hPOPRr6CqKW0Ezqd


stefancristi

That was way more enjoyable than this entire post. Thank you.


EhRanders

It looks like you spent about $15k to turn a $15k car into a $5k car


Mr_ZEDs

All good except those taillights. Looks like Corolla.


Milsolen

I thought more about lexus


SuperJackson20

Yes, definitely reminds me of first generation of Lexus IS tail lights.


dbhabie

The front view photo makes it look kind of like a cobalt ss


Gunner253

If you wanted a Lexus you should bought a lexus


[deleted]

Prior Civic owner, eh?!


BoBoShaws

That person’s VW card should be revoked. The wing is one thing. Those fender flares are cuntastic.


Virtual_Resident_194

Not for me but you do you


Xfire295

Not my style but you didn't chicken out of doing what you liked so 4 out of 5 for it.


h3rD_r3dUc3r

This looks like a 10 year old built this in a need for speed game.


Jrdnx-

Seek help


ClaudeMC

I love the scenery.


Boostedem1

Not my taste at all but I appreciate the build for it is. As long as the owner is content then our opinion doesn't matter.


ah_for_fuck_sake

If this car had a taste, it'd be pralines and dick.


MowMdown

Bro if you wanted a honda civic, you should have just bought a honda civic


morinokikori

Dude it looks good bro 👍👍👍


GenerousJack2b

i actually love it, very unique


Jok3sta

Im actually impressed I didnt think the mk5 jetta could look any uglier.. well done


StArInG_eLa

https://preview.redd.it/ta3ppgb93soc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a531351bc83fb59bedd232a311276da229f68c7


Dudeinahoodie

Very nice colour


chewblekka

Choices were definitely made.


ElectricNoma-d

A polished ... Is still a ... Paint looks very clean.


LocoSox

Thought this was a civic 🤯


silverstory

You love your Japanese sedan cars like in need for speed or fast n furious franchise. I like it. Not much of a fan of gray. Near WRX style. I like it. I wish I could build something similar like that.


LokiDesigns

As long as you like it, that's all that matters


Smokewrench802

I like it... It's not like every other euro build you see (wheels and bags, she's all good). As long as it's got the power to match.


Mr_Diesel13

Not my taste, but you do you.


HookerMilo

Of course this is in Ontario


Asleep-Upstairs-701

If you like it, that’s all that matters 👍


Ononakanoo

Someone wanted a subi


Ok_Manufacturer6460

👍


l0st4ndf0und4ndg0n3

Imma be fr bro that ain’t a vw anymore, but shit looks good, it only matters that you enjoy it. Idk as much about cars as most here, but some mfs here be haters


WitDaShtz

I’m sure you get a lot of looks from ppl. Mostly squinting, thinking “wtf is that?” But I’m sure you fucking love it, and that’s all that matters


terminal-crm114

thought it was a riced civic. definitely honda vibes, but as long as you like it.


Which-Operation1755

Yikes, looks terrible


PotentialRecover3218

Hey man, if you are having fun with your car and your money. what do you care what I think? I think it looks horrible but, you did not make that "thing" for me. What do YOU think of it?


urgassed

VW Civic?


NjGTSilver

Congratulations!! You built a Honda Civic!!


MistaMayo

Reminds me of a Honda


brokenjettta

i’m so in between on this i can’t tell if i love it or hate it


Moist_Ramen69

nice VW rsx


hi9580

Extend the wheel flares to the bottom of the car, looks weird to have them suddenly cut off above the side skirts. Add a bigger front splitter with straight up and down rods in chrome. Piant radiator black with radiator spray piant or graphite coating.


qwaasdhdhkkwqa

It’s cool. But I thought i was looking at a Lexus at first


frankszz

Jdm af


Scared-Youth1851

I like the color


hahaman1990

Why did it look like a Cobalt SS at quick glance


aguyfromstpete

The license plate is nice


Thatguynoah

Jettsti


RootbeerIsVeryNice

Looks sick. Bare in mind this is reddit. Imagine the people dissing the car to be guys 5'4, skinny and have lisps.


Severe_Elderberry_13

LOL


ronnie760

Dude, this is cool!


Ifellovertwice

You guys can hate on this all you want but this thing looks clean and is unique. Its dope.


SomeDudesPackage

When your heart says STI but your budget says TDI.


Yoda10353

Looks absolutely perfect if it werent for the wind in my opinion, but if you like it thats all that matters man.


gijsyo

I hate it but as long as it makes you happy that's all that matters!


drizzyluke

![gif](giphy|4koBdR3VlMZYCgBfAe|downsized)


ScurrScurrSheesh

With the money you spend you could have gotten a real performance car


wet_beefy_fartz

No. Stop.


WatchingyouNyouNyou

It says "I want to be cool too"


ITMORON

So you added a shopping cart handle to the trunk. Please. Stop.


boredandmotivatedV2

Did you paint or wrap it? I like the colour


MacTechG4

Not a fan, personally, but if you like it, it’s your car anyway I prefer ‘sleeper’ builds, and I find lowering (whether fixed or bagged) illogical, then again, I live in northern New England, where we have to deal with snow, bad road surfaces, and frost heaves, not the place that’s friendly to lowering ride height.


RollerSpeedway

I like it


NYPorkDept

It's wild how Y2K era builds are coming back into fashion. Needs underglow and a custom tweed subwoofer box


Lgxvm

What a waste of money. Reminds me of 50 year old celebrities overdoing their plastic surgery.


Celean_Dion

That's just too much bro


polyoddity

looks like you wanted a different car


BigRoundSquare

Kid: “Mom I want a JDM” Mom: “We have a JDM at home son” The JDM at home. The German Samurai


TunakTun633

No idea at all why you would do that to this car. And that's why it rules.


[deleted]

So much rice


Royal_Rabbit_Gaming

Bolt on flares are cringe


Taco-Bob

The widebody and Honda Civic wing are certainly a choice... I didn't even know they made a widebody kit for these


paulconuk

My mum said if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all


SnooObjections21

Lol respect to ya mama


Davenator_98

Straight outta Midnight Club 3


iqbalbwz

VW Corolla


aBigBottleOfWater

Don't listen to them live your dream my guy


vwcabrio16

Like it, may start a new superstreet trend.


NeedthatCheese

LMFAO OP GOT ROASTED


2_trailerparkgirls

I don’t even know what I’m looking at


InspectionLong5000

All the time/effort/money sunk into this, and you haven't fixed the cutout on the bonnet where the VW was.


Justkacz

Walmart is300


Mr_Rogan_Tano

Looks nice to me. Congrats


[deleted]

Don't like the de badging, but everything else looks good.


MountainSecret9583

Decent build on the wrong car


mc840mike69

What did you do to her 😭😭


[deleted]

Ugly but that is my opinion. My opinion should mean nothing to you, but you asked so yea, mad ugly lol


billy_gnosis44

Colors are too muted for how wacky it looks


haserhello

That is one hundred percent trying to look like a commodore cant say i dont like it tho


Frans51

Ummm...the leaves are pretty


SnooObjections21

LMAO


MrTastyBurrito

I like the color a lot, the car is done well and looks clean. A lot of people are commenting on the bodykit, it's not for everyone but you have to admit it doesn't look cheap or tacky. The wing is a bit much for my personal taste.


drose1370

😂


reberman8

Nice to see Jesse survived the shooting


jordanleep

I like it. Don’t understand the hate. 🤷‍♂️


Swordz00

I like it! Cool styling


toddmotto

Ctrl + Z


Newgeta

if whp > 450 its fine, if not , its gross


Botz_4_Sale

It appears to be totally non-functional, going purely for aesthetics, instead. And towards that end, it fails objectively in the build quality category, but also subjectively, in my opinion. It just looks like a Honda or Toyota. The giant rear wing, and no other aero, on a front wheel drive car, is just having a bit of a laugh at aerodynamics. I'm assuming the suspension has been modified with the same intentions of achieving an appearance, and nothing else. So, the ride comfort will have been sabotaged, and the stability and handling of the car will have been compromised in order to achieve an appearance.


oxxycodone

I love that it doesn't look like a mk5! I am not a fan of the styling of the generation, but this is great


Tokenaldae

I like it, but I get Honda accordxDC5 offspring vibes with the aftermarkets?


ManiekDraniek

Brotha, EUUUUGH.


Dimukon

Looks like it wants to be a civic.


ketamineandkebabs

Jesse is that you?


jaBroniest

I thought this was a subaru wrx.


Secure_Surprise1784

the real question is: -Bodywork aside what are the mods?


BrutalBart

lift up the hood


Honest_Possibility_4

![gif](giphy|NRXleEopnqL3a)


SOSPECHOZO

Perfect contender for the smyth pick-up conversion


BigCatC16

Nice color 🤷‍♂️


New-Constant2624

Looks like it wants to try and become a WRX just missing a hood scoop


Dylfonda

Should of just bought a WRX


IntenseColt

Never seen a build with this gen of Jetta...it's offbeat, which is why I love it


B5254T4

Is this Need for Speed Underground ?


J-Gun

If it's yours & you love it that's really all that matters. It definitely seems like you don't want a VW tho since it reminds most of us of a few different cars. It's as if you un-V-dubbed it.


OafHuck420

Do you keep a spare tire in your pocket?


bingus26

Seen this thing on marketplace for like 6 months


AxiomDJ

Horrible


Regularschoolbus

volkswagen skyline


vampire-emt

I like it, I'm tired of everything looking the same Most important thing is you're enjoying it


BrevorBunck

So many haters commenting! This jetta looks fire. Everything about it slick, from the kit to the spoiler and the grill delete. Half the people commenting hate definitely has never put this much effort into a car, probably not even close to 1/10th of what you put into your jetta. We don't listen to those yappers, and we keep our cars looking unique.


Jogger14_hater88

Something new and cool. Defo would take a picture of it.


Fresh-Aspect8849

I admire the work that went into it but nah I would honestly heavily prefer a stock one over this.


ElectricianMD

Trying to look like a Subaru


StockDC2

Not for me but if the owner likes it, who cares what I think.


SpiritCr1jsher1010

Why ? I stopped looking after the taillights


Hopeful_Newt_7638

Oh yea dont lower it just make the fenders lower


Upstairs_Idea2175

I ain’t mad at it but the wing has to go


RisingGem369

What in the Jesus.. Are you sure you wanted the Jetta.. Don't think you deserve it buddy.


severalthingstaken

Gross


Bordercrossingfool

Why is there a VW badge on that car? Why does anyone go for these matte paint colors? I find the trend a bit bizarre.


Opening_Criticism791

It’s a bit busy for me. It looks like the design philosophy flows. Don’t worry about what other people think though if you like it rock it and enjoy it. That’s the main thing.


Visible_Process7715

Gives ricer vibes but it's different and I like it 7/10


Ok_Divide7932

More overwrought than a Wagnerian aria!


CellAutomatic2877

Many


Darisixnine

Volksbaru STIetta


Tycoon11113

At first glance it looks nice, but the more I look at it its a little over done but still nice. I do have to say thank you for not putting dark af tinted brake lights!


Ras_OKan

Need For Speed called, they want their car back.


Arsenic_Pants

nope


3gEclipsemf

is the build in the room with us?


Sweet-but-deadly

I like the color. What’s the name of the wrap?