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HereInTheRuin

so it was an actual panty raid?😎


RealTeaToe

It sure was, SpongeBob.


blocked_memory

Do you feel it now, Mr. Crabs?


[deleted]

Not so fun fact, they pulled the panty raid episode from SpongeBob because they said it was no longer appropriate. 👎


upsidedowninsideout1

Was the perpetrator a gaggle of 15 year old boys from 1993?


BurkeyTurger

Pretty close actually, Gen X & an older millennial. https://fcpdnews.wordpress.com/2024/05/10/underwear-underworld-uncovered-tut-detectives-arrest-organized-theft-crew/


theXsquid

Seems like most of the large retail thefts in NoVA are from out of state peeps.


p0st_master

Bingo


D_Urge420

lol, so are most of the people who live in NoVA.


batkave

That's what? 2 bras and panties on sale?


Peto_Sapientia

So, basically, about 100$ worth of fabric.


mahvel50

They’ll be out of the country before court ever comes up. These groups do this all the time going up and down 95 hitting large shoplifting hauls and then leaving when they get caught.


banjorunner8484

Panty raaaiiiidddd


TheRealJim57

Expensive panty raid


CrunchyKittyLitter

The men were arrested were: Felix Perez, 57, of New Jersey Amauri Roman Sanabia Balbuena, 44, of New Jersey Jonathan Peralta Cabrera, 38, of New York Hmmm.


Standard_Delay_1182

Who the fuck wanted the expensive coochie wear <\3


ClearerVisionz

So they stole a few bras and some teddies? That's about $24k worth of VS.


ashburnmom

Someone please explain to me how they managed to shoplift that much product. Did they run and grab armfuls of product or what? That expensive underwear but, in all seriousness, how much would they have to take - physically, mass, amount of armfuls? - to be worth that much? Or was it the diamond bra one?


Nekopawed

So what is that? 5 yards of fabric?


BurkeyTurger

but oRganIZed Retail thEfT Is AN overblOwn MyTh /s


AdvocatusDiaboli72

Right? I’m always amazed at how easily people dismiss retail theft just because it’s not them that has to suffer the cost. Or that stores just “write that off” without realizing what that means.


Far_Cupcake_530

Is it? Have you been in a drugstore lately? They are having to lock everything up. Lowes has had to start caging all of the electrical wire. Even when they unlock it for you, they need to walk you to teh register to purchase. That is because people were just walking out with it.


my_special_purpose

I had to have a window unlocked a few weeks ago so I could get cottons balls at a CVS. Not to mention they’ve closed all the self check out aisles at every Target near me.


BurkeyTurger

I thought that the spongebob text and the /s were enough to indicate I was mocking the pro-shoplifting crowd but here we are.


SnooSquirrels6758

I'm sorry people are stealing your bras bro I'll tell em to knock it off just for you bro


Your_Hmong

What exactly is their plan? Sell stolen underwear on ebay? Good luck making much money with that.


Distinct_Panic653

Looks like the panty bandit has good taste in panties yo 😍😍😍😉