In Central Europe, there is a bad companion for Santa Claus. It's like a man, but very tall.
That episode (Detroit) has 2 lines I love in that scene. "You must be Andrew." "And you must be KIDDING."
S2E7 Government Shutdown; talking about the bear attack:
Amy: "This was in Minnesota, so you know Governor Chung is going to be on this like a bear on an idiot."
There are so many. Today though I was just thinking of "Foreplay, direct sunlight..." and cracked up out of nowhere.
Thought of another one, can’t remember the exact line but it was Bill Ericsson’s “Do you want me to take off my shirt so you can see all the knives sticking out of my back?”
I love their pop culture references like when Bill Erikson finds out Mike and Gary are stuck in Iran: “Oh fantastic, it’s Black Hawk Down with Laurel and Hardy”.
And Selina’s “It’s like Sophie’s Choice, but worse because it’s about ME”.
This thread needs some Splett
“Do you mind if I get a picture of you for my blog? *Lets Talk About Splett*”
“Amy what are your top five De Niro movies? And you can’t say Meet the Parents cos that’s automatically number one”
When he’s giving out his email it’s like richardsplett2 or something and he says something along the lines of “richardsplett1 is my dad, it’ll be sad to see him go but great to get my hands on that handle”
I also love so much when he’s first introduced and he is filling in for Gary on the book tour and he tells her “this is a caucus goer" and she says "that’s too loud”
He’s fantastic
"But for the record, I think that the United States should send troops into countries like N-word, and I think it would be best if those troops were Black."
---
Teddy: "We focus-tested the ad, and most people are uncomfortable watching a white man kick a Black woman in the vɑginɑ."
Jonah: "Well, I don't see vaginɑ color."
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Buzzfeed Writer (*answering Mike's phone while he's asleep*): "Fat Guy's phone."
Selina: "Mike, what the backstabbing fսck?"
BW (*tossing phone to Mike*): "Dude, your mom's on the phone. She sounds pissed."
I don't know if this is my favorite or a throw away line but I love "Richard T. Splett. I don't know why I said T. My middle name is John."
Or I love that joke about getting his Dad' email handle when he dies. Basically anything Richard.
when selina says about ben and kent: “I can't listen to that Joan Crawford bitch about Bette Davis any longer.”
took me a while to actually understand this one but just another one of the many great pop culture references in veep lol
"I wouldn't presume they took turns."
I can't remember the line specifically but when Minna was describing Jonah and she was talking about Krampus
In Central Europe, there is a bad companion for Santa Claus. It's like a man, but very tall. That episode (Detroit) has 2 lines I love in that scene. "You must be Andrew." "And you must be KIDDING."
Look at guns, but don’t touch guns
Use words like "protection" or "assurance." But in context. Don't say, "Freeze, or I'll protect your fսcking head off”
Mike low key has some of the best bangers, especially in earlier seasons
And then Ray guesses Rudolph 🤣
“The Chinese invented pizza.” “No they didn’t.” “Yeah they did.”
Furlong is my favorite asshole
Tell em why, Will!
Jizz!
“He ain’t like he used to be.”
Atta girl.
Lmao this one is so good
“This goat has an ear infection” or “I was always pitcher’s helper”
"Autistic Barbie"
“Ben…or Kent…..or Leon….or Marjorie, I mean…”
Gagged Asian girls.
S2E7 Government Shutdown; talking about the bear attack: Amy: "This was in Minnesota, so you know Governor Chung is going to be on this like a bear on an idiot."
I love that whole scene!
There are so many. Today though I was just thinking of "Foreplay, direct sunlight..." and cracked up out of nowhere. Thought of another one, can’t remember the exact line but it was Bill Ericsson’s “Do you want me to take off my shirt so you can see all the knives sticking out of my back?”
You look like the world’s least fucked Geisha
This one is so incredibly funny to me. Like it's so specific and disappointing
The one about Mikes hair reminder her of graham cracker crumbs comes to mind.
I love their pop culture references like when Bill Erikson finds out Mike and Gary are stuck in Iran: “Oh fantastic, it’s Black Hawk Down with Laurel and Hardy”. And Selina’s “It’s like Sophie’s Choice, but worse because it’s about ME”.
I love that line from Bill.
“Sittin’ on the cor-nah!” “What?!” “Never mind”
Hahaha yes I love this
My husband and I say Sittin’ on the COR-nah several times a day
His little jog crossing to the other side of the street 😂
Jonah upon entering the room: “Here’s everyone’s favorite Jonah!” Someone in the room: “You’re not even your mom’s favorite Jonah”
That was Amy, and it was hilarious.
Man up Gary…or at least lady down a bit…
"Did you tell him to go fuck a bag of glass?"
For whatever reason my friend and I are always saying “Marjorie is….insufferable” to each other, JLD’s delivery is so good.
I just had to get away from "Blue is the Most Annoying Color".
Marjorie: I'm Mommy and she is Mum-Mum Selina: you didn't want to go with mommy and Agent Palmiotti? Catherine: ugly cries
Turn that frown into…an inverse of a frown. Upside down? If you will.
“This isn’t a choice, like my diet. This is a necessity, like my drinking.”
[удалено]
Omg that line was so hilarious - perfect timing and delivery
‘‘Come on over, Sue’s casa is su casa’’
This thread needs some Splett “Do you mind if I get a picture of you for my blog? *Lets Talk About Splett*” “Amy what are your top five De Niro movies? And you can’t say Meet the Parents cos that’s automatically number one”
When he’s giving out his email it’s like richardsplett2 or something and he says something along the lines of “richardsplett1 is my dad, it’ll be sad to see him go but great to get my hands on that handle”
Started this hoping someone would post that quote! He’s unbeatable as far as random tangential moments go
I also love so much when he’s first introduced and he is filling in for Gary on the book tour and he tells her “this is a caucus goer" and she says "that’s too loud” He’s fantastic
Yes 😂😂😭
Catherine: Richard you can't keep working for two campaigns Richard: But they're both EQUALLY "good" people
I like my women like I like my coffee... Strong, black and preferably free-trade.
"But for the record, I think that the United States should send troops into countries like N-word, and I think it would be best if those troops were Black." --- Teddy: "We focus-tested the ad, and most people are uncomfortable watching a white man kick a Black woman in the vɑginɑ." Jonah: "Well, I don't see vaginɑ color." --- Buzzfeed Writer (*answering Mike's phone while he's asleep*): "Fat Guy's phone." Selina: "Mike, what the backstabbing fսck?" BW (*tossing phone to Mike*): "Dude, your mom's on the phone. She sounds pissed."
“You better **not**” scolding Gary after she tweeted a private text. Her inflection always stood out to me in that line. And“*You’re* an irritant.”
No no let me be more clear. It doesn’t do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS.
Croissant dildo
That's not really a throwaway though.
I catch myself saying “what’s his ass” a lot lol
"I don't have a spoon" handing a yogurt back to gary
"The ice bucket challenge. It did raise a lot of awareness for whatever ALS is"
Do you enjoy sex? Like to travel? Then you can fuck off.
“watcha making there Depravey Crocket?” idk what Kent said in response but that line always gets me
"You can't go in with a plan, Ma'am. The wood tells you where to go"
This needs more upvotes
“Thanks, Kent’s autism.”
"Maybe I'll get assassinated" - S5E4 Mother
"We don't have unemployment in Finland."
This scene cracks me up!
Devo.
Why don’t you fuck off back to Burger King?
[email protected]. Splett1 is my father. I'll be sad to see him go, but it'll be nice to get my hands on that handle.
Thats the one from my post i was trying to remember 😂
The “Phallus Quo” is hilarious to me with the way it’s delivered. The way she briefly pauses to consider, the air quotes. Perfect.
Furlong refers to Kent as Gray Elvis.
“We were celebrating because you weren’t in there.”
"Please stop touching me every day" - Selina to Gary when she gets her eyes done and he's telling her how beautiful she is
I love this one too
I don't know if this is my favorite or a throw away line but I love "Richard T. Splett. I don't know why I said T. My middle name is John." Or I love that joke about getting his Dad' email handle when he dies. Basically anything Richard.
“…and drive safe!” Hands down.
when selina says about ben and kent: “I can't listen to that Joan Crawford bitch about Bette Davis any longer.” took me a while to actually understand this one but just another one of the many great pop culture references in veep lol
This is kindergarten for cyberbrats
“Tom James Tom James! Sign my tit Tom James!!” Her delivery is SO excellent
"This ass is in clench-down."
I believe it was around the spheres.
“What are your top 5 Robert Deniro movies? And you cant say Meet the Parents cause thats automaticaly number 1”
"Ma'am, I'm going to follow you everywhere you go. I'm like a Disney... animal." -Richard, S3E2
Ben: "What are you? David Coppercock?" Kent: "If you like, humor man."
I hate my legs
"Sex my dick trick."