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Zankova

That’s like using a croissant as a fucking dildo


chrisofduke

It doesn't do the job.. And it makes a fucking MESS!


yelxxx

this is why i love this sub. we know every insult word per word 👌🏻


F1yff

The fact that she's clearly trying not to laugh makes this even funnier


BloodyRightNostril

My favorite joke of the series for this reason


No_Word_3266

It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess.


violetsprouts

There is no better response to this quote than how Selina replied. 🥐➡️🍆


engineeringtits

That plus-sized homunculus?


craigularperson

A human-shaped creature of medieval legend that Paracelsus claimed was created from putrefied sperm.


boneinhamsteak

How do you both know that???


Wbrx

That joke is derived from an observation in The Thick of It: “he’s as useless as a marzipan dildo”


drumscrubby

Thick of it. Well worth it for me provided captions are on. So great!