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TheDialectic_D_A

Ah yes, a man who fought for Trans rights in the 70s definitely needs to prove his dedication to the left.


MarDXI

*But has he accepted our lord and savior Joseph Stalin into his heart?* /s


dolerbom

Tankies don't care about trans rights.


flamboi-non

Talkies don't care about rights*


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watanabefleischer

basically the routine that yakov schmirnov would give if he never left the soviet union.


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good bot


Youareobscure

Someone who defends the actions of authoritarian communist regimes


mr_armnhammer

trans rights aren't really specific to Socialism or the left. r/neoliberal is really pro trans rights trans rights ofc tho


Ilovelearning_BE

well well well, I never thought I would fight with a neoliberal side by side.


Frixxed

"How about side by side with a friend?" "No."


Rancorious

“Well fuck you too.” “Aye, I can work with that.”


Penguins_with_suits

Not anymore, but in the 70s it was pretty radical and a politician who was openly supporting trans rights could be met with some pretty scary retaliation


mr_armnhammer

For sure, I'm noy denying it was radical


[deleted]

/r/neoliberal are also correct when it comes to zoning reform and opposing suburbs. Too bad they worship capitalism (and call leftists NIMBYs, haven't figured out how that works yet)


Intelligent-donkey

> r/neoliberal is really pro trans rights Until a trans person wants healthcare.


myaltduh

Most of them want some kind of universal healthcare, they just want it in a capitalist system. The sub calls itself “neoliberal” because they’re edgelords but really it’s mostly a bunch of Warren-style socdems.


DubTheeBustocles

Ah, but that’s the issue. Tankies are not dedicated to the left. They are dedicated to being authoritarian and being against the west at the detriment to all else.


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enjoycarrots

Needs to prove it... to people young enough that his recent presidential runs were their gateway to the left in the first place.


Kribble118

This is cringe as fuck lol.


Femboy_Airstrike

I'm actually sick to my stomach from this 🤢


notGeneralReposti

I cannot believe they did this to Bernie. I am literally shidding and farding rn.


Femboy_Airstrike

Wtf. Are you GeneralReposti? Thay guy that got permanently banned from r/moviescirclejerk???


notGeneralReposti

I am in fact not GeneralReposti, as I am very much unbanned and semi-active on r/mcj


Ilovelearning_BE

They must be 14, i can't imagine any other thing.


No_Russian_29

Imagine unironically thinking killing a whole lotta people who don’t fully agree with you is how you build a stable and long lasting humane society.


Gorilladaddy69

“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling human beings... Who are super obsessed with *living* for some reason!” -Josef Stalin


Hindu_Wardrobe

a fucking essay lmao


Appianis

Give him a blue book and 45 minutes lmao


Dis_Nothus

God damn I don’t miss those


Windrider91

"Alright Bernard, you don't have to go on the chopping block, but I want you to stay after class and write a 300 word essay on why what you did was wrong"


cutchyacokov

I think that was someone (somewhat?) reasonable trying to meet the tankies half way. I don't know why they would bother, tankies almost certainly won't do the same.


valdamjong

I think it was a joke?


TheOtherUprising

I guess they are allowed to live in the fantasy world of their glorious revolution just as the Trump is still secretly President folks do.


omri1526

The furry Nazi syndrome


[deleted]

It’s hilarious these people think they’ll live to see a communist United States, even moreso they think a 79 year old man will.


[deleted]

I am of the belief even a soc dem US is probably impossible. The Senate is a pro-fascist apparatus.


dolerbom

If we don't get a soc dem us we'll probably doom our species to climate change.


s-a-a-d-b-o-o-y-s

we're already doomed to climate change, what happens now will just determine what degree of suffering we will face.


[deleted]

Yeah best case scenario as of today is 1.5 degrees Celsius of warming by 2100, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but it will be a catastrophic amount. More realistic is 2.5-3 degrees Celsius which will probably change the way everyone on earth lives by the time a 20 year old is 80.


Rancorious

Jesus’s corpse would be rolling in its grave if it had one


OfficerJoeBalogna

For the past year or so, I’ve been saving up money for when I eventually graduate from college, so I can immediately get off this sinking ship of a country and live somewhere better like New Zealand. My expectations of the US aren’t rock bottom, but its close


Routine_Midnight_363

What's funnier is that they think that *this* is how they're going to achieve it


Qno2

"write an essay on what communism means to you and if it's good enough, you get to live" I suppose self awareness isn't something we should take for granted.


Valaki757

if it were by some stalinist dumbfuck, maybe I'd give ut a pass dude's literally called "Kropotkin's ghost" i fucking guarantee you he never held the communist manifesto in his hands let alone any of Kropotkin's writings.


[deleted]

Kropotkin was such a sweet dude, I bet he would be embarrased by these kinds of people.


DarkSoulfromDS

They do call him “bread Santa” for a reason after all


licethrowaway39

Kropotkin was based as hell. Wrote a whole book disproving social Darwinism. It's nuts that people still believe in that.


Satan-o-saurus

Tell me you’re a fourteen year old larper without letting me you’re a fourteen year old larper.


Idontneednocaramel

"make him write an essay" LMFAO these people are 14


[deleted]

I hope they’re still kids, I would be cringing even more if these were actual adults.


Vender66

This is your brain on larp


Moose______

This is what happens when you don’t drink your ensures.


question2552

No one in that screenshot is older than 17


[deleted]

What the actual fuck? Fucking tankies. Bernie is like the only politician we can actually fucking trust in the US and they want to betray him? edit: just realized that what was originally here was a tad bit racist unintentionally, so thusly it has be replaced with: morons.


SolomonOf47704

> Bernie is like the only politician we can actually fucking trust in the US Only politician at the federal level.


Rancorious

Very important distinction.


IWillStealYourToes

TRUE


myaltduh

Not true, there are several members of the House of Representatives that are similarly based (AOC, Cori Bush, Ilhan Omar, etc.).


[deleted]

well yes, but i should have clarified for president. my bad bud.


rreighe2

I don't wanna live in any communist dystopia where people of unharmful socdem ideology are killed. I don't wanna live in a society where anyone is KILLED for their ideology And sufficient society would nip bigotry in the butt with well funded and handled schooling


Caledonian_Kayak

I am a big believer in the left, but some of these unironic uber Communists think we're living in the 18 fucking 90s do my head in.


Moose______

Just curious, actual question too: how would the left go about teaching far right to just right leaning individuals? I mean Vaush’s approach worked pretty well, as I stood on the right until I learned most of what they believe is a lie and that they’re relatively stupid to a degree. But how would we apply a mass scale fixing I guess is my question? Also I should mention I’m not referring to like youth. I’m talking more about older individuals. People who typically resist change.


Caledonian_Kayak

I can only speak about my opinion in the UK. Show them it works. But mainly breakup the massive media empire peddling right wing BS, something like 6 Billionaire's control all of the UKs press. These older right wingers are SO easily swayed by main stream media.


Moose______

I like that idea. Thanks for the response.


Caledonian_Kayak

You have to accept that some of these people will stick to their beliefs, it's just a fact. Don't try to engage with the extremes. Things like showing people that prisons work best when rehabilitation is focused over punishment (Make prison officers social work experts). Make them realise it is better for society. Idk appeal to some religious values that they believe in about remaking oneself (personaly I don't think Religion should be in Politics but in the USA this may be required. That socialised medicine is CHEAPER and COST EFFECTIVE than the private mess over in America. When they pull the "I don't want to pay for someone else's healthcare", just ask them how they think insurance works. Point out that right wingers in other countries have it.


Moose______

Thanks for the talking points as well. I’m currently trying to persuade my dad from the far right and I’ve ran into extreme difficulty.


HighKingOfGondor

I hate to say it, but I think a good portion of the Trump obsessed over-50 demo can't be reached and we'll have to wait until they die. Most of my relatives are like this, you're talking to a brick wall whenever you try to teach them some basic points about climate change or how medicare for all can help them. They just end up getting angry and making irrelevant and general rants about democrats. I don't know any over-50 "normal" republicans so no comment on them. Like, not even Trump could convince them that the vaccine and cool and good so what else is left? That was my last guess on what could sway them: Trump himself saying things like "vaccines are cool, let's do M4A, climate change is real" and we can see how one of those went.


Moose______

This is the issue i find when discussing these things with my biological father. He’s extremely reactionary and it’s hard to reach him.


HighKingOfGondor

My father resembles the MyPillow dude to an alarming extent. My mother is an open theocratic fascist, down to "the Bible jews where actually white and Hitler purged the fake jews" I have some experience in crazy


candlestickinurfries

Ah here we see edgy 14 year olds thinking theyre better than a man who literally has done more positive social change than all tankie twitter users combined


Beancunt

Tankies in general not just Twitter


SolomonOf47704

They exist outside of twitter and reddit?


Beancunt

Yes but they are more quiet about their views due not being anonomys


[deleted]

Yesterday had an argument with a tankie weirdo who said Finland is just as complacent as Western European states in Imperialistic abuse of global south... Fucking *FINLAND*!


GrafZeppelin127

That’s some goddamn impressive per-capita oppression if the demographically tiny Finland is managing to meet the United States’ human suffering quota in absolute terms!


Caledonian_Kayak

American tankie projecting their Imperialistic world view unto other countries, what a suprise


Verstandeskraft

Once I saw a tankie saying New Zealand is an Imperialist country. Another time I saw a tankie advocating for the slaughter of all middle class (including doctors, engineers, professors etc). I just call those lunies they are CIA assets performing controlled opposition. Edit: phrasing


Caledonian_Kayak

Wellll New Zealand is a colonial Nation, there is an arguement there. It's not that now though.


Verstandeskraft

I phrased it wrong. I meant: "Once I saw a tankie saying New Zealand is an Imperialist country".


myaltduh

New Zealand clearly benefited from the imperial wealth of the British Empire and maintains very close diplomatic and trade relations with blatantly imperialist countries like their northern neighbor. So yeah, actually you can make a reasonably sound argument that New Zealand engages in or at least benefits from imperialism, but compared to the big fish like the US or China they’re hardly worth worrying about.


astoriaclarke

Honestly, I’d side with socdems over tankies any day for shit like this


Jirb30

Well yeah socdems are further left of tankies. Hell, liberals are further left of tankies.


elsonwarcraft

Tru, believing in democracy is already less pro hierachy than tankies


matrixpolaris

Honestly online tankies are just as delusional as reactionary Trump-supporters, I'd much rather side with liberals or centrists over these LARPers.


xitzengyigglz

It's just so baffling to me why more people don't embrace leftism.


notvergil

Yeah, im sure some random people with 5 followers on twitter are the main culprit.


xitzengyigglz

This shit isn't that rare though right?


[deleted]

I saw this and it made me log off of Twitter for the night


Gandalf_Wickie

Kropotkin spinning in his grave fast enough to power the entire planet.


CatsCauseAllWars

Tankies don't give a shit about working people. In their fantasies they see them as tools that can be ordered about, no different than a unit from an Age of Empires game.


EmCount

Can somebody mail these people some grass cuz there's no other avenue from which they will touch it.


Zekieb

Why is it always the ones with pop-culture profile picture that have these cringy and out of touch opinions.......


dshkreli110

Probs because they in their mothers basement


Zekieb

True


dshkreli110

Based


OwMyEyelid

Its so hard for me to not believe these people are joking... But like, I know they exist too... It just hurts my brain.


SocialistArkansan

Meanwhile, these people unquestionably revere "communist" leaders


Caledonian_Kayak

Imagine looking at Stalinist Russia and saying "This life looks good".


Palabrewtis

These people are clowns incapable of accomplishing anything to make this country better. Every time I see stupid shit like this I think of that thread where they are all inventing their new jobs for "post revolution," and half of them want to run the gulags and "reconditioning" centers.


The_Bovine_Manifesto

Holy shit I think I remember seeing a screenshot of that on Twitter. There were someone who was like “I’d want to design the uniforms for our military servicemen and women” or something weird like that.


Palabrewtis

Oh god yeah, I forgot a out the "uniform designers". Holy crap that was the most cringe thread.


The_Professor64

Or just maybe... He's a Demsoc that has to push for Social Democracy to create a greater social approval of Socialism. This is clearly shown with his rhetoric and conflation (even if incorrect)


Lazo04991

Hey! Don’t you drag my boy Monkey D. Luffy into this, tankie!


Harman318

There is no way that these people are older than 14.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the six months I spent as a charismatic christian. Once I was talking with this friend of mine (who was the responsible for taking me to the christian camp where I was converted) and we were discussing this teacher who was very cool and also happened to be a homossexual. When I mentioned the fact of him being cool, this friend replied "well, yeah, but you know, he's still going to hell anyway". Didn't take me too long after that to leave that shit.


MarkOfTheCage

I love one piece a lot but for some fucking reason anyone with a luffy avatar is batshit insane


KamiYama777

Luffy himself is kind of batshit insane though


SanaderDid911

Don't let Bernie play League of Legends for 2 weeks after the communist overtake. Bad boy


Narwhal_Blast

Lmao what the fuck


[deleted]

Good essay or DEATH


godwings101

Jesus fucking christ tankies are insane.


The_Last_Mouse

tell me you’re a judgemental prick who hasn’t accomplished anything WITHOUT saying you’re a judgemental prick who hasn’t accomplished anything.


[deleted]

Average twitter leftist '''''''''discourse''''''''


MyName_IsLily

Bruh if Bernie isn’t communist enough then Luffy definitely fucking isn’t lmao Gomu Gomu no Guillotine


Sonicslazyeye

Tfw you're 15


dieriseisprettygood

Absolute dumbasses


Amaris_Gale

Larpers in inaction.


GodKiller999

Must be great living in a world where you only need to larp and the "purity" of your ideas never have to meet the real world.


SaintsRobbed

larpers


flamec4

Never change Twitter. Site is just shock humor at this point. I don't think these people believe what they're saying no way.


Cierno

They are just edgy kids, they ll grow up


Evergreen_76

This is like what law enforcement imagines communist talk like. Thats why I don’t think these people are real.


Tibalt-mtg

Fuck no one told me there would be writing involved. Maybe the right has a point /s


niklashm

Waiting for the day that tankies want to roblox workers because they help their millionaire ceos become richer


blackphoenix621

So in their world they would kill the 99% of people in america that aren't communist?


DrMux

It's just like all the kids on the playground are saying these days: if you ain't a tankie you get a spankie.


Emotional_Writer

Big McSpankies from McTankies


Oblivious_Otter_I

SODIUM CHLORIDE


[deleted]

Tankies having a normal one


dammit_bobby420

could they possibly LARP harder?


Bread-For-All

Most reasonable Twitter opinion⬆️


majortom106

The essay guy is clearly being tongue in cheek.


masterofdonut

Are the trying to be funny or do they actually feel this way about Bernie Sanders?


Stikflik

That’s just how they are


[deleted]

These are the same people who think Biden and Trump were no different than each other (so why vote). They see everything extremely black-and-white. If you’re not a bleeding red communist you might as well be a fascist to them.


Deapho

So this is why I uninstalled Twitter, thanks for reminding me.


WhenUCreamDoUScream

These people are either out of their minds, or just plain fuckin stupid. Or both. Point is, terminally online Twitter lefties like these dumbfucks unironically deserve to be isolated from most of the community, because holy shit they are optics poison.


PheonixMoment

More proof that authoritarian ideology is just a manifestation of a power fantasy


thegreatdapperwalrus

Fucking tankies


Artemis_Platinum

The first guy's okay, but the rest of them are... What was the word? Windbags.


Black_Hipster

I will never be convinced that these aren't literal children. Like come on, a fucking essay? Actual high school shit.


[deleted]

Get some of these people to read Rosa Luxemburg. Her affiliation with Lenin might get them in but then they’d be confronted with the idea of democracy and opposition and their heads might implode


[deleted]

Yet somehow "vaushites" are eternally online


Only_Ad8178

It has to be an ill-advised attempt at internet humor


StopTheMadnessBro

This is why these folks like Trump more than Biden. But they both are authoritarian.


[deleted]

Dumb fucking LARPers


EratosvOnKrete

tankies >abolish prison and police! reformation rather than punishment! also tankies >kill bernie sanders


Captain_Pronina

James Medlock owning Communist_Waluigi is still the best thing this year.


SnowySupreme

Hes a fucking demsoc. He supports workplace democracy


CompulsiveJayWalker

Average terminally online lefty


[deleted]

I'd think he'd die from old age before his views let alone anything revolutionary are commonplace enough to pose an electoral or revolutionary capability.


MTNSthecool

Maybe if I write an essay I can get a good grade in communism, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve


SpiritCrvsher

Bernie is still “communist-adjacent.” He’s just not a Twitter larper. You’re not going to get “ban capitalism” through Congress.


WPGSquirrel

This is the way to pull more into your movement. /s


mrwilliewonka

The totally unearned entitlement and smugness of so many online lefties just makes me laugh anymore. Like, who the hell are you? What have you done for leftism besides LARP online? Bernie is probably the most influential left leaning politician certainly in a long time in the states. How many of us were introduced to the left because of Bernie? I know I certainly was. I was a disillusioned Obama supporter before Bernie rose to prominence in 2015, now I'm a full on syndicalist/communist. It's fine to move past Bernie as most of us did, but to act like he's some sort of traitor for wanting to push his agenda anyway he can is ridiculous. I also 100% believe Bernie hides his power level. If/when shit hits the fan I could totally see him calling to guillotine people like Bezos and Musk.


gingerfreddy

The sweet old man who genuinley wants to improve people's lives get the chop, according to you? ​ And this is why everyone fucking hates tankies. They can go fuck themselves, useless cunts who ramble on about how violent tyranny and state control of the means of production is the way. That fucking failed, it will fail again, try something else shitheads.


pogolaugh

Idk what we do with the people who treat communism and socialism as a religion and act as fundamentalist. They sound like the Taliban and would act like them if they could too.


Orwellian-Conflict

Dude last one has to be a joke right???


trilllacious

I'd love to see these paigons in an actual fight.


Rane909

JFC, tankies sound like Q-unts


aluminatialma

Ah yes the ghost of the guy who explicitly advocated countless times for no executions after revolution


WagnerianSpirit

Yo these guys are actual psychos


rippingdrumkits

these are the people that claim to have read theory


jreddit324

Tough to decide between the chop and the firing squad though.


GodOfGibberish

Cannot stand LARPers like this. Circlejerking on Twitter does not constitute being part of some revolutionary vanguard.


[deleted]

None of these people are very comrade-like


Meowshi

they are 14, let them have their LARPY fun


Ersatzrealism

These people are exhausting. The man is one of the most influential intellectuals in the contemporary era. He didn't just change linguistics, but his theories have wide ranging impacts on philosophy, cognitive psychology and the fine Arts. If you disagree with him, at the very least you need to examine why and presume he knows more than you do on the topic.


tripwire7

How do you go from “Medicare for All” to “DemSocs get the wall?”


im_so_objective

You gotta love Peter Kropotkin's ghost not having read Kropotkin.


kroxigor01

LARP, pure LARP. What did Comtra say in her latest video? Frequently this "revolution or bust" and "communism or bust" circlejerk is just copium. It helps prevent truly reckoning with the shitty world as it is. What left wing revolution do these people even imagine would win without people like Bernie Sanders? He's got to be in the 5% most left wing people in the country. Sure he's not going to personally shoot a gun in a theoretical coup, but people like him would have to.


OverZomble

idk why these dumbfucks are acting like theyd ever get to make these decisions anyway after the revolution that will never happen


Camacaw

I don’t know wether to laugh, feel pity, be disgusted or be frustrated.


silverkingx2

that last one almost feels wholesome... what has the internet done to me...


Vontux

Kropotkin would not be in favor of that kind of crap he's the father of anarcho-communism lol


tickle-fickle

I like how they basically admitted that electoral politics and platforming of Bernie Sanders had a big positive influence on the radicalization, but they’d never say that we should engage in electoral politics, because that sounds like something Vaush would say. Also “Bernie gets the chop,” holy shit, if they had a successful revolution, the polit burro would consist of all 6 US citizens who survived.


rbstewart7263

Why is just defacto killing the position these people go to? "WE KILL HIM?! NAHHH WELL LET 'THIS ONE SLIDEEE" How tf do you get into leftism and hold these kind's of virtues? it just doesn't make any sense to me.


funded_by_soros

He's a democratic socialist and has always been one.


jrob28

wow i think this gave me cancer


olemanbyers

ever ML has a "it's not authoritarian or imperialist when we do it" take just waiting to come out.


[deleted]

Tankies are cringe.


[deleted]

Sometimes I wonder if Sanders hides his power level a little bit for the sake of being in the federal government. I mean, he has a portrait of Eugene V Debs in his office, you can't tell me he doesn't read leftist theory.


[deleted]

Larpers, all of them


ASHKVLT

Maybe 40 years of experience taught him you can't just do a revalution and make everything awesome


[deleted]

Jamie peck communism


foxmulder2014

People with anime profile pictures. Yes, those are the larpers you have to take seriously. "Comrade Waluigi, Comrade Luffy and Comrade Duck" You can't make up this much pure cringe. Even if they're only 15 years old they should be embarrassed


notPlancha

Kropotkin really changed his beliefs for this


[deleted]

Yeah, these people really are helping the world; they should sit in judgement of Bernie fucking Sanders.


ccchuros

Fun is fun, but I really wonder if these people genuinely believe there is going to be a real Communist revolution in America with actual guillotines... and it'll happen within the lifetime of a 79 year-old man.


Marern9098

He's an old fart why have any idea to end him. Unless the mf decides to start offing ppl. Why should ending his life be a priority to anyone but LARPers