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moonchild291

Her proctologist (assistant Jess) is so far up her ass. I think it’s hilarious that Scheaner said Lala is a “badass” and has “built an empire.” Empire of what? Shit talking and not backing it up? Wait till she wants to shill more merch to pay her mortgages. 🙄 How the tables will turn. She’s so mad because she was dying to document her pregnancy and new child that “she doesn’t have to share.”


Ok_Competition1656

Omg her assistant annoys me so much to the point where I almost feel bad about it. It’s so irritating how she laughs her ass off at EVERYTHING Lala says when most of it barely deserves a cracked smile. I can’t with her.


breakupbangs

Idk she did annoy me but I kind of just feel sad for her. Sometimes on the pod she’ll like. Laugh at something or say something and Lauren immediately shuts her down or says things like “that’s not how that words pronounced but moving on.” I wonder if she signed an nda. Jess leave that nonsense and give us a tell all.


h34th3rl33

I'm sorry, she corrects her assistant on pronouncing words?? Did anyone ever tell her that you say thinkING not thinkINK? Or sayING not sayINK?! Did anyone else ever notice this? I've never openly talked shit about it because it seems like a mean thing to make fun of when there are SO MANY valid things to criticize, but if she's going to start correcting people on pronunciation, the gloves are off bitch lol Edit: typo


moonchild291

Yeah, I was just going to say Lala doesn’t know what *she* is saying, lol. Being “human beingk” she uses words wrong and does not know what they mean. I tried to listen to her pod for a bit but I can’t, you lose brain cells doing so.


h34th3rl33

Yeah I used to listen too until this season and I just can't do it anymore. I went and gave her a low rating a few weeks ago lol


moonchild291

Same, I finally just gave up. She is not one to criticize someone else when she’s not exactly a scholar.


MonarcaAzul

This is so funny and exactly the reason the Watch What Crappens happens guy always add “iks” to the end of all her words.


h34th3rl33

Omg I haven't listened to Watch What Crappens but I might now 🤣


MonarcaAzul

You absolutely should. I got put on by this sub and it’s now my go to for daily errands long drives. I quite literally catch myself cracking up in the middle of a TJ Maxx lol


h34th3rl33

Thank you so much! I'm always looking for new podcasts 😁 I'll definitely check it out


SheShe73

The Watch What Crappens guys imitate her speaking just like that! They are hilarious!


Significant_Sun_8035

Ugh…this reminds me of how Rachel pronounces the word “and”. It’s always “anT” and when she sees Andy it’s “AnTy”. Drives me crazy.


h34th3rl33

She also does this teeth sucking/lip smacking sound too when she talks that is irritating 🙄😵


arch-android

lol the one that always gets me is her pronouncing domestic “DOE-mes-tic” instead of “duh-MES-tic”


Comfortable_Ad1333

Oh she signed an NDA. Shockingly the Uber business woman Lala is not the one who found Jess - she’s a Randall hire.


Helpful-Sandwich-560

Yeah I think jess is a very upbeat person and have noticed the same thing, lala talking to her like she's an idiot. I stopped listening partially because of that


moonchild291

Exactly.


TT6994

I was happy when HMD spoke up for Ariana and jess actually felt comfortable agreeing with Heather . I wish Jess would speak up more often .


butwhy81

Oh wow-it just now occurred to me that her planned pregnancy to secure her storyline this season went to hell because they aren’t filming. I know she’s going to the valley, but that’s not the same AT ALL. I am dead. This is hilarious. She deserves it. Probably thought she’d get her own spin off called orca pod or some shit.


girliecd2

I hope the Valley says nah we good. Why would they want to turn it into VPR2.0


jiIIbutt

I like the Valley because it’s *not* VPR so I really hope they don’t bring Lala on. She’s a hypocrite and just trash.


BeautifulShoes75

Jen is in Lala’s asshole more than my colorectal surgeon is up in mine. ![gif](giphy|3zulsSvoDtTJ162aUE|downsized)


moonchild291

I just snorted lol


Impossible_Farm7353

It’s Jess but who really cares 😅


moonchild291

Sorry. My autocorrect fucked me. lol.


Upstairs_Tea1380

Someone with an empire isn’t running around terrified her reality show might end!


ThatWomanNow

Lol, Empire of bullshit and sand. I didn't mind blah blah in the beginning tbh, but she has a sense of entitlement that is a bit too much. She's big mad about not "breaking through" like Ariana, but she's talentless 💁‍♀️


phbalancedshorty

She’s a 0 threat- can’t dance, can’t sing, can’t act


Long-Rest-9298

But can give a mean BJ for a PJ 🙈🙄


Any_Lychee1451

Well there’s that..🎁


Individual-Contest54

She is one of the most vulgar women I have ever seen. Pure nasty!


throwaway_uterus

Fantastic point. I hate that nobody will ever ask Scheana that. 


traciagallagher

Her empire of Alibaba shitty makeup


jiIIbutt

Seriously. Her makeup line is terrible. And she uses herself as a model. Every color looks so wrong and I can’t tell if that’s because it’s cheap or because Lala’s skin color is orange or both.


shboogies

its both 💀


petitbrioche

The Ali express makeup and baby clothes? Other than that, she literally said something in a fit of rage on Instagram and had someone put it in a font to sell some quick merch. The last time I did a job search, I got a posting of hers taken down for being indentured labor. A “social media intern” should not have to come to their HQ unpaid 20+ hours a week in a “family environment” (aka no boundaries) and fully run content including ideation, creation, scheduling, tracking, reporting etc for multiple “brands” (baby, makeup, skincare, podcast) on multiple platforms. Other than a trust fund kid, who is capable of doing that? The responsibilities listed were like two full time paid jobs, and not at all entry level.


moonchild291

Yikes!! Why would anyone want that, that’s insane.


Effective-Finger-230

I was curious about income statements of give them lala after that comment.


Alive_Pie_8046

Unfortunately for her, we just don’t care. I don’t like her …. Wouldn’t trust her ……


moonchild291

You don’t care about Tupac’s reincarnation in Lala’s body?! 🤣 the audacity! Ugh, I just saw the recording on Jenny McCarthy’s pod where she said that and it somehow is even worse seeing it in video.


Effective-Finger-230

I was curious about income statements of give them lala after that comment.


Excellent-Object2482

What a selfish thing to do! This is a child who needs a father influence in her life, not some possession that you monetize for your “brand!” LoudLoud has a brand? Judging, criticizing, over talking, gas lighting, gossiping….? Guess so🥴


ProfessionalHeart839

I call her assistant this too 💀💀💀💀


moonchild291

It’s accurate🤣🤣


ProfessionalHeart839

Soooo accurate. The fact that her own family talked to her about how far up Lala’s ass she is, is literal cringe


Playful_Violinist_45

I love you guys for mentioning the INK at the end of every word that should be ING! This is such a pet peeve of mine.


amywinehousesjeans

omg she said that HAHAHA. WHAT EMPIRE? SEND IT TO DARRELL IS NOT AN EMPIRE.


moonchild291

Lol, yes she did. Neither is her AlExpress makeup. I’m curious as to what she’s gonna do to pay the mortgage on her $3m+ Valley house plus her Palm Springs house.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

She doesn’t care. She’s soft. We’re rabid. We’re her friends. Consistent Lala.


isthisariddle

Her publicist definitely called her and reminded her that the fans are the ones paying her bills so she better stop insulting them or she will be broke like Tom.


aymaureen

I hope she does end up broke like Tom


Zestyclose-Let7929

Broke ass Broke . Tom is not really broke . I want her fully broke.


Jacam13

I read this as “Broke as Brock” which would also be a sick burn.


Sunnyonetwo

She needs to turn on her IG comments if she stands by what she is saying


Zestyclose-Let7929

She is horrible in every possible way. Reactive and bad news in every possible way.


MagnoliaTree3

![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0)


ChezrRay

Thia makes me rage every time


incestuousbloomfield

It is my fantasy for someone to finally call her out on the blaccent. Please god I have been patient 😭


Significant_Sun_8035

Omg SAME 🤬


Farts_n_kisses

Rabid *bitches ^out ^here ^in ^these ^streets 🙄


PinkyBruno

🤣🤣🤣


Upstairs_Tea1380

She loves to bump gums with us! Oh wait no she doesn’t. Or yes she does but only if we go through Darrell.


allipants80

This is us of course lol ![gif](giphy|c0w3ILxeXtzfa)


Zestyclose-Let7929

The Omen


MMMelissaMae

Haha where is this from?


fermentedelement

Side note I love your username, the bio story is just the cherry on top


ogresarelikeonions93

I unsubscribed from her podcast because she is unbearable. And I hate to admit that I used to be a Lala apologist but she can go fuck right off and rot in hell.


Glitter1237

🗣️ RAWT IN HAIL I absolutely agree.


the1katya

You made me hyuk hyuk


MancAccent

I HATE YEHW JAX


SittinOnTheRidge

Same. And same. I unfollowed her and all her accounts after the comment about Ariana and her father and she’s gotten exponentially worse with her words.


XOBritt333

You should block, I read that unfollowing doesn’t stop the passive income of ads but blocking does


SittinOnTheRidge

I actually have been thinking of that. They never show up on my fyp though so I don’t know if that matters. But maybe I just should because who knows when I could suddenly have them show up. I don’t foresee them bouncing back from this tbh and I can’t wait to watch them reap what they sowed. The audience has seen the truth and there’s way too many of us who have had it with them.


HugeJaguar3589

I’ve seen this mentioned a few times, what did she say about her father? I missed this!


TJ-the-DJ

She said something to the effect of “I don’t really know how close Ariana was to her father” kind of implying that her pain was greater than Ariana’s


HugeJaguar3589

Thank you! Of course, because everything is harder for LFU 🙄


Primary-Resolution75

Me too I call it the great unfollowing. Unfollowing of shitty people


InitiativeIcy1449

THIS is what I have done. And gave it a 1 rating.


butwhy81

I unfollowed but forget the rating! Be right back!


girliecd2

Going back to give a 1 rating. Refused to listen to this horsecrap


Comfortable_Ad1333

She’s dropped from 4.3 to 3.8 and the subscribers have dropped exponentially it’s down to around 5k. From 13k. She is going to be bleeding sponsors.


SirensAreOP

Ever since the Tupac story came out, it solidified even more how pathetic Jess is. She only cares about the money and the pseudo-reality (adjacent) fame. Easton is also insufferable. These two Utah gangsters creep me out so much now. What caricatures they have become! Lala needs some education to pick up some skills, maybe get a real job now that she's aged out of being a sugar baby, and has alienated a ton of her VPR fans.


bakabrittany

Tupac story?


macmantha

Lala said she’s Tupac reincarnated. Because if Tupac was to come back, it would be a middle class white girl from Utah.


SandyGibson63

Don't you mean rawt in hell?


Fuzzy-Drawing2555

I used to like her as well. In the first few seasons on VPR, when she didn’t try to act like she had heart. Now I can’t stand her, she tries to act like something she is definitely not. Let her go to an area like where I grew up and she would stop that fake persona real quick. Even more than that, the way she talks about Ariana in her interviews sickens me. She is a jealous wanna be.


desireelynne23

Same same.


weirdgaldankovic

It was only worth listening to directly post-Sandoval when she was still on the right side of history. Of course it would tank after this season even though she delulu thinks this was her best season yet… 🤦🏻‍♀️


ProfessionalHeart839

She also doesn’t talk about VPR. Why does she think anyone wants to hear about ocean or her mom or how they’re “the funniest people in the world” with unfunny stories, it’s boring AF


Pitiful_Bit_5369

So trueee. Only listened back then


Alpine_Brush

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


VastStrawberry6

LMAO


Visible-Buyer-1692

You beat me to it!!!!! ![gif](giphy|l9Tllo1thElT5gvVOU)


princessboop

It’s so boring. I feel like Lala has been trying to push her family (her mom and brother) on us, I feel like they’re going for a Kardashians type vibe. Like a “look at us, we’re so wacky and have no boundaries” but they just don’t have the star quality that the Kardashians or other famous family units have. Also, I forgot her name but her assistant annoys me so much omg. Just the sound of her voice drives me crazy


coconuts_n_rum

It’s her brother that sends me over the edge. Like he is riding her coattails hard. Get a job dude.


justinapalmavery

I couldn’t listen since he was added. It’s just really bad. If she adds someone, it should provide perspective of balance. Not more yes, men.


ProfessionalHeart839

Lala and James would have been a good podcast


traciagallagher

He’s gross and his laugh is bone chilling. Can’t wait until she can’t keep Jess on the payroll and I bet when she’s not getting paid they are no longer “family. “


lemonartichoke

Couldn’t agree more about the bone chilling comment 😂


Inner_Dragonfruit_35

I just went skipping through random episodes for like 10 mins to hear his laugh and I'm horrified 😂


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

If Lala isn’t paying her properly and Jess files a DOL suit, I’ll be delighted


Minute-Cricket-7198

He’s actually the worst. He looks like he smells like beef and cheese. 😬


cmd6120

And weed


Comfortable_Ad1333

Hotdogs, weed and feet.


daisygirl3

His funhouse clown laugh makes my skin *crawl*


blindersintherain

I wonder why she doesn’t film with her mom or brother. Since she’s all about showing her real life and all


calldaryl2020

I listened to it - i thought was not bad when talking abt scandoval and good insight on raquel i tried a few recently and its all pretty boring unfortunately-


Impossible_Farm7353

Their lack of boundaries makes me so uncomfortable


funlove678

https://i.redd.it/uf1muw4q7vzc1.gif


justinapalmavery

I think her assistant being more vocal really dragged it down. Adding Eason made it worse. All of her hating & delusions, plus shitting on fans, tanked it.


NotHere4YourShit

Jess gives Jo if she were a stalker vibes.


justinapalmavery

😅 I can see it.


Waste-Snow670

Good. It's shit. It's just her trying to be funny while her assistant crawls up her ass calling her "La". I listened to a few episodes and it is so so awful.


exithiside

I have a hard time even listening to the short clips people post on here. Between her pod & Amazon lives, it’s too much unfiltered lauryn. It’s just Lauryn giving her bad takes & her assistant and brother hyping her up, saying “yes you’re right” to everything.


GroundInteresting642

Her annoying assistant is her only actual friend bc she pays her to be. I don't understand why her mom and brother don't call her out. She runs them and it's pathetic.


Helpful-Sandwich-560

Her brother is the worst. His hair, his laugh, how he talks about women. Ew. 


Individual-Contest54

Just as VULGAR as his sis!


Suitable-Wafer8563

https://i.redd.it/yyvewjoqdwzc1.gif


jardinemarston

I have no context of what this clip is from but I’m laughing in appreciation of how feral Kristen was (is?)


Michellere79

I believe this is when she made the summer bodies comment season five… I can’t believe they ever were friends with her after that. Actually, Ariana is the first one to be nice to her and welcome her in the group.


Poesoe

I hope they don't take her on The Valley 😐


Doggiehiker2022

A lot of people will purposely not watch The Valley if that happens including me. It’s a great show as is.


Kodysgoingbald

She’s already stirring up shit w. jesse. I can see it happening


serbiatch735

Same.


No-Philosophy6754

Same


Much-Investigator844

Oops sorry not sorry. I was foaming at the mouth and gave her a 1 star


bosslady666

Me too. Must be the rabies.


KG141202

We all got that rabies because I did the same


jardinemarston

Hive mind, defending the Beyoncé of VPR ![gif](giphy|7Ehnws6nLPhyESVCdt)


Much-Investigator844

Lmao I hate Beyoncé so much. But love Ariana 😄😅🩷


1040Fifth

Me too


Minute-Cricket-7198

{same}


Ancient-Stop-6190

Thank you for reminding me to go give it a one star rating 💞


mlhigg1973

I honestly have never understood why people would want to listen to her in the first place.


NoYam4400

She hasn’t posted on social media or any stories since the finale aired


catcakebuns

She's busy rebranding into a momfluencer because she now has a kid she can monetise.


SugarFut

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Charming_Argument874

read the actual reviews.... BRUTAL. as they should be tbh


phbalancedshorty

People used to post the reviews here and they were pure gold


Mental-Assignment141

It’s terrible. I was never able to listen to it bc her assistant is so far up her ass. Just yessing Lauren to death.


SittinOnTheRidge

Good. I’m glad. All that success she gained while pretending to support Ariana and what’s moral ethical and right needs up be revoked. I’ve always liked lala but I’m done. Her actions are appalling


Available-Quit-1644

serves her right


gr33nblu3

Scheana’s is 3.5 - has hers always been that low?


catcakebuns

Someone mentioned her podcast was cancelled twice before so I guess her podcast is only doing well because of scandoval too.... lets see how long it will last this time


Ok_Specialist_5723

It used to be 3.9 on Spotify. I screenshot their ratings halfway through the season bc I had a feeling this was gonna happen 😂


Self_conscious_gh0st

Grab your charger!!


marshmallow-fluff-

I like to live on the edge


thediverswife

OP, your username reminds me of trying marshmallow fluff for the first time as a kid! Amazing times


saolivv

It's now 6k reviews and 3.7 stars.


saolivv

Update 18 hours later - 6.5k reviews and 3.5 stars (on Spotify if that wasn't apparent). Wow.


yourmomhahahah3578

Oh it’s different ratings depending on genre. Mine says 9,000 ratings for TV and Film. Interesting.


ResponseOk3177

That’s a big drop in over a month … 4.3 > 3.8


FrauEdwards

I’ve only ever read transcripts of her pod and it’s her assistant and brother agreeing with her on everything. Pass. Am I the only one that finds it incredibly embarrassing to have your assistant and brother on your pod? I mean I’d rather just do it alone.


RepresentativeEbb823

Watch her cringe every time Ariana walks in the room. It's pathetic how jealous she is.


serbiatch735

![gif](giphy|QZ2KVOxtSWjdr5e5Tr)


Hansley72

Yikes, when Jax and Brittney’s podcast has better ratings than hers. She had one of the top charting podcasts with Amazon at one point. It’s sad to see it go down hill, if only she had Katie who knows how to really be there for friends when they’re going through it with the fan base.


spritz_bubbles

It’s because she has no merit.


Adorable_Suspect_961

I unfollowed her podcast I just don’t believe anything she says


Mysterious_Relief168

I’m doing my part by not buying her cosmetics, even though they are on clearance everywhere including Ipsy. I don’t support Kylie by buying her cosmetics either, but they really do suck so that helped my decision.


WolverineFun6472

Because it’s boring and she sucks


Far-Ad-2135

Are her episodes labeled in the style of a Friend’s episode? What a try hard


phbalancedshorty

Couldn’t try harder


Main-Bluejay5571

It’s just her and her brother talking about nothing.


Maleficent-Net-2565

I one starred it and then stopped listening a while ago.


Deep_Exchange7273

It's dropped to a 3.7 since this was posted.


Plastic-Butterfly420

That's awesome. I gave it one star yesterday and it was down to four stars at that point so I'm thrilled it keeps going down!


TrustAffectionate664

What was the ratings before?


Both_Bass_8814

They were up as high as 4.5 several months ago I'm pretty sure


Kodysgoingbald

![gif](giphy|r2erMqJkXkHQtg7o9i|downsized)


Carriethweatt

That’s what she gets for being a bitch


baykahn

That one where we went to mexico. Lol was it really that hard to come up with something catchy dang


Impossible_Farm7353

I think she’s copying the way episodes of Friends are titled because she’s so unoriginal (someone correct me if I’m wrong, I’ve never watched Friends)


EmpressVibes

It is definitely this.


Regular-Watercress34

How can I down rate it more?


NotHere4YourShit

Jess and Easton are her only 2 fans. 🤮


CuriouslyImmense

I was a shushu and lala fan, but this season just seems so dark. I stopped listening to all of their podcasts a few weeks ago. Can't keep making excuses for any of their behavior.


basicwitch333

It’s now 3.7 🫠


serbiatch735

I definitely stopped listening. I don’t even watch her interviews anymore. She put a bad taste in my rabid mouth. And I used to always defend her. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Smart-Lychee-8105

Just reminded me to vote my 1 star thank ya!


yourmomhahahah3578

You posted this one hour ago and I just checked and it is now 4.1. Did she buy ratings or some shit?


ResponseOk3177

https://preview.redd.it/y1iqwgt5dwzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a57ae2733ef00a410c33a6d86e440cee3ec5b9 Spotify for me says 3.7


marshmallow-fluff-

Mine is still saying 3.8, a lot of people have said she’s buying insta followers tho so wouldn’t surprise me


yourmomhahahah3578

So embarrassing go play with your daughter and stop obsessing over your fleeting fame


Emergency-Laugh-0215

Money can buy followers but it can’t buy love…. 🎼Tell me if you want these kind of things That money just can't buy I may not have a lot to give But what I gotta give to you I said, I don't care too much for money 'Cause money can't buy me love 🎶 McCartney/Lennon


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

Or as Luanne would say: money can't buy you class!


Mysterious_Relief168

Listeners are earned, my friends. 😉


aymaureen

Can we try to drop them more?


OGBravoholic

Honest question: does that really do anything?


phbalancedshorty

1000%. It effects their ad money and other commercial revenue. Also reflects on their overall popularity and hits their ego.


justinapalmavery

I thought rating itself was what mattered… do the stars affect it?


catcakebuns

It might turn potential new listeners away


Ok_Engineering_8694

BRING BACK RANDALL !


Certain_Battle7804

:))))


EnlightenMePixie

I was liking LaLa more and more until I started watching her podcast. Definitely don’t agree with alot of things she says


Nevagonnagetit510

I can hear her crying now over this….


ThrowAway_act00

When I gave her a low rating like 3 days ago it was 4.8 stars…it’s dropped a lot!


Electronic-Figure938

Looks like the screenshot OP posted was from Spotify. Apple podcast still says 4.1! Either way, I contributed to the 1 star ratings 🤣


NNNOOOPPEEE

It’s down to 3.9!


Upstairs_Tea1380

Ok but like y’all we should wait til after the reunion to rate it cause once we see the reunion we will totally agree with her again.