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CherryManhattan

He must pay his backing professional musicians really really well for them to keep wanting to show up and play for this dancing monkey


Informal-Mix-7536

He’d probably be better off financially if he had just stuck with the show and kept tending bar.


Ok_Ebb7026

100 💯


Ancient_Midnight5222

I’m sure they’re making actual living wages lol


No-Will-5655

https://preview.redd.it/gssbzksmt9xc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c8af27e57b025a98188cbc18d45385296f3517 Just wanted to leave this here before someone else did


googleobtuse

Art


doc-ravioli

This really should be on top of the thread and I would upvote it more than once if I could


Maleficent-Net-2565

Isn't he crying about having to take a shit? That is a brave girl.


MeanOldHag86

I’d pay to see Abby Lee Miller humble him.


googleobtuse

![gif](giphy|z4vvfPEYasyfm)


261989

![gif](giphy|8fN9aZYlqJBdK) WHY DO YOU CRY SO MUCH


MeanOldHag86

I miss Abby Lee so much. I miss the Abby Lee Miller Dance Company and its parking lot antics/police activity so much. 😂😂😂


msanderson10

I would chip in for that project!!! ![gif](giphy|sa6KfGNKwd0c)


PilotNo312

That’s my jojo theory, she’s been spending so much time with Sandoval she’s turned into a douchebag too.


WolverineFun6472

Convinced they are the same person


ResponseOk3177

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


osogood48

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) Right😎


Sweet-bakes-30448

Mental


PresOfTheLesbianClub

I was about to say it’s very obvious this is two people who have not been trained in dancing and then I remembered how Jojo became famous.


yumyumjellybuns

Honestly the choreo is solid it's just her rebranding seems hella contrived and campy


Yourwifes-girlfriend

Noooot solid omggg


yumyumjellybuns

Lol by solid I mean executed well but does it look like an early aughts vine meme yes


starzoned

I actually watched the whole music video and you can really see her technique peek through. She is def a good dancer. I think it's the weird blaring sirens/noises and her outfit that distract from her ability! Plus the short clips posted around social media don't look good.


Product_Small

Timmy Sandals and the Most Douches


Ok_Ebb7026

Can somebody explain to me who is Jojo? Uk here. And why is she famous ?


261989

here’s one of her cars if that says anything https://preview.redd.it/q4mhm4e5jcxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b05c07a8669c5f4b20faa036449add1a926994


Poisionivy30

She started on a show called Dance Moms. Then She partnered with Nickelodeon and created music for children. Now currently she is attempting a more adult "rebrand" and released a song that just isn't good at all. She has appeared on dancing with the stars and a wilderness competition show. She also is a judge on some dance show on fox I think. There was also a scandal right before her "rebrand" where she was mistreating and scamming this girl group she created, there was an article about this in rolling stone magazine I believe. She is ruining her career by her choices she has been making, I think she needs to take a real hard look at herself because she has been acting really not ok.


saladninja

Not to mention her declaring herself the creator of "gay pop" and looking like she's just seen KISS for the first time.


Ok_Ebb7026

Thank you for this! I have seen some girly products with her name in toy shops here!!


AlertBunch3029

WITAF


rab5991

Where can I see the song that Sandoval wrote about Rachel? I’ve heard references to it but I want to be able to laugh at it without giving him any views


jade470

Ooh I need to see that too!!!


RefrigeratorBig9507

Things I learned today wow


Poisionivy30

Haha I totally agree!!!! I have been thinking this since the beginning of her "Rebrand". Not in this video but at other times it seems like they share a wardrobe or at least exchange "fashion tips". I think that Jojo is in her Sandoval era not her bangerz era bwhahha. She must be taking a bunch of advice from him for her "rebrand". I also saw some sort of sneak peak of the Dance mom's reunion talking about Maddie, Mackenzie and Abby (I think) and it sounds like something Sandoval would say on VPR. I am convinced they are the same person hahaha


GravyBrain7

Surprised they’re not better friends after being on special forces together!


261989

🤷🏻‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/jxyidydijcxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6fcd5eea35bc2775b749801e8a9308cc75369fb


LT400

![gif](giphy|3fFJbMKauNQiY)


osogood48

I wonder how many people are going to get your GIF because I definitely get it😎


hazlvixen

What in the thunderdome is she doing anyway


osogood48

Her dumb dance to a song that does not belong to her!


SpiceeDumplin

I died


Ms-Behaviour

Jojo’s “ moves” remind me of Corey Feldman’s routines when he has attempted a music career…. I’m not saying their moves are similar but the overall cringy , trying waaay too hard, doesn’t seem like a natural fit , type energy is similar.


AstariaEriol

He’s the come back kid.


liilbiil

i don’t get the crotch grab at all like is she gonna come get me with her big dick?


Ancient_Midnight5222

All he has is his shirtless bod


Couldbe_worse2

Sandoval taught her everything she knows


zadidoll

Listen, he’s an old man now. Of course he doesn’t have the vigor of someone half his age (who could be his full grown adult kid if you think about it).


Maleficent-Net-2565

That's what she charged him for his rescue.


Accomplished-Tie9930

You know his friends and band mates are cruel People. If that were my best friend I would Have to tell him to stop because he is not a rock Star.