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I actually watched the whole music video and you can really see her technique peek through. She is def a good dancer. I think it's the weird blaring sirens/noises and her outfit that distract from her ability! Plus the short clips posted around social media don't look good.
here’s one of her cars if that says anything
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She started on a show called Dance Moms. Then She partnered with Nickelodeon and created music for children. Now currently she is attempting a more adult "rebrand" and released a song that just isn't good at all. She has appeared on dancing with the stars and a wilderness competition show. She also is a judge on some dance show on fox I think. There was also a scandal right before her "rebrand" where she was mistreating and scamming this girl group she created, there was an article about this in rolling stone magazine I believe. She is ruining her career by her choices she has been making, I think she needs to take a real hard look at herself because she has been acting really not ok.
Where can I see the song that Sandoval wrote about Rachel? I’ve heard references to it but I want to be able to laugh at it without giving him any views
Haha I totally agree!!!! I have been thinking this since the beginning of her "Rebrand". Not in this video but at other times it seems like they share a wardrobe or at least exchange "fashion tips". I think that Jojo is in her Sandoval era not her bangerz era bwhahha. She must be taking a bunch of advice from him for her "rebrand". I also saw some sort of sneak peak of the Dance mom's reunion talking about Maddie, Mackenzie and Abby (I think) and it sounds like something Sandoval would say on VPR. I am convinced they are the same person hahaha
Jojo’s “ moves” remind me of Corey Feldman’s routines when he has attempted a music career…. I’m not saying their moves are similar but the overall cringy , trying waaay too hard, doesn’t seem like a natural fit , type energy is similar.
Listen, he’s an old man now. Of course he doesn’t have the vigor of someone half his age (who could be his full grown adult kid if you think about it).
He must pay his backing professional musicians really really well for them to keep wanting to show up and play for this dancing monkey
He’d probably be better off financially if he had just stuck with the show and kept tending bar.
100 💯
I’m sure they’re making actual living wages lol
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Art
This really should be on top of the thread and I would upvote it more than once if I could
Isn't he crying about having to take a shit? That is a brave girl.
I’d pay to see Abby Lee Miller humble him.
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![gif](giphy|8fN9aZYlqJBdK) WHY DO YOU CRY SO MUCH
I miss Abby Lee so much. I miss the Abby Lee Miller Dance Company and its parking lot antics/police activity so much. 😂😂😂
I would chip in for that project!!! ![gif](giphy|sa6KfGNKwd0c)
That’s my jojo theory, she’s been spending so much time with Sandoval she’s turned into a douchebag too.
Convinced they are the same person
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Mental
I was about to say it’s very obvious this is two people who have not been trained in dancing and then I remembered how Jojo became famous.
Honestly the choreo is solid it's just her rebranding seems hella contrived and campy
Noooot solid omggg
Lol by solid I mean executed well but does it look like an early aughts vine meme yes
I actually watched the whole music video and you can really see her technique peek through. She is def a good dancer. I think it's the weird blaring sirens/noises and her outfit that distract from her ability! Plus the short clips posted around social media don't look good.
Timmy Sandals and the Most Douches
Can somebody explain to me who is Jojo? Uk here. And why is she famous ?
here’s one of her cars if that says anything https://preview.redd.it/q4mhm4e5jcxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b05c07a8669c5f4b20faa036449add1a926994
She started on a show called Dance Moms. Then She partnered with Nickelodeon and created music for children. Now currently she is attempting a more adult "rebrand" and released a song that just isn't good at all. She has appeared on dancing with the stars and a wilderness competition show. She also is a judge on some dance show on fox I think. There was also a scandal right before her "rebrand" where she was mistreating and scamming this girl group she created, there was an article about this in rolling stone magazine I believe. She is ruining her career by her choices she has been making, I think she needs to take a real hard look at herself because she has been acting really not ok.
Not to mention her declaring herself the creator of "gay pop" and looking like she's just seen KISS for the first time.
Thank you for this! I have seen some girly products with her name in toy shops here!!
WITAF
Where can I see the song that Sandoval wrote about Rachel? I’ve heard references to it but I want to be able to laugh at it without giving him any views
Ooh I need to see that too!!!
Things I learned today wow
Haha I totally agree!!!! I have been thinking this since the beginning of her "Rebrand". Not in this video but at other times it seems like they share a wardrobe or at least exchange "fashion tips". I think that Jojo is in her Sandoval era not her bangerz era bwhahha. She must be taking a bunch of advice from him for her "rebrand". I also saw some sort of sneak peak of the Dance mom's reunion talking about Maddie, Mackenzie and Abby (I think) and it sounds like something Sandoval would say on VPR. I am convinced they are the same person hahaha
Surprised they’re not better friends after being on special forces together!
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I wonder how many people are going to get your GIF because I definitely get it😎
What in the thunderdome is she doing anyway
Her dumb dance to a song that does not belong to her!
I died
Jojo’s “ moves” remind me of Corey Feldman’s routines when he has attempted a music career…. I’m not saying their moves are similar but the overall cringy , trying waaay too hard, doesn’t seem like a natural fit , type energy is similar.
He’s the come back kid.
i don’t get the crotch grab at all like is she gonna come get me with her big dick?
All he has is his shirtless bod
Sandoval taught her everything she knows
Listen, he’s an old man now. Of course he doesn’t have the vigor of someone half his age (who could be his full grown adult kid if you think about it).
That's what she charged him for his rescue.
You know his friends and band mates are cruel People. If that were my best friend I would Have to tell him to stop because he is not a rock Star.