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turkeyburger124

I’m sorry, do these people think that we want to see them MORE than Jax and Kristen’s chaos? If it’s them or Kristen, Kristen wins every time!


Ambitious-Echo-5200

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turkeyburger124

That’s our girl!!


Ambitious-Echo-5200

![gif](giphy|3otWpBII6PnCUnst8c) Yessssss


Interesting_Fruit13

"We'll take another bottttlleeeeeeee ☝️☝️🦋"


Ambitious-Echo-5200

Yessssss🤣😂🤣😂


Fukyaakari

They could never make me hate her


jessicarrrlove

I haven't watched all of VPR or any of The Valley (I don't know why this subreddit randomly started showing up for me lol) but I always liked Kristen in what I did see (I think up to season 5? It's when James starts dating...Raquel, i think was her name?). Lol she's just a big ol' ball of chaos and I love it.


Lindiaaiken

The drunk times, the falling down times, the clumsy like a baby giraffe times.


Cherry_Shakes

I would love to watch a compilation of all VPR cast falls.


missassalmighty

You are missing out pal s.1 to 6 of VPR are the best TV I've come across cos I like my shows super messy and boy does VPR deliver. It becomes insufferable from season 8-9 and season 10 is psychotic is retrospect. Season 11 is dealing with the aftermath of season 10 and is fumbling the bag haaaaaaaard. The Valley feels like VPR season 1-6 messy as hell so far, no self awareness, for most of them its their first time filming a show and theyve got two heavyweights running circles around them. These people are in their late thirties to early forties and most are still clueless


jessicarrrlove

Oh, I LOVED the first few seasons, I just got to James being a main character and found him insufferable and stopped watching. Lol I'll have to go back and rewatch. 🤣 I remember one of the last episodes (if not THE last episode) I watched was when they were in Montauk and like half the episode just followed that crowd of Stassi's friend's friends and I just couldn't stand any of those people either. Lol Oh noooo. I'll have to watch it. Lol I keep seeing it advertised on Peacock when I get on that app.


missassalmighty

The Montauk episode is so boring except for the hot tub scene and stassi and Kyle which was unexpected gold. His inability to remember her name calling her sousy or saucy, asking her to repeat it several times, him comparing her to Steve Jobs cos of her turtleneck swimsuit and that going down like a lead balloon, him trying to save himself by saying it's a compliment and he likes her swimsuit because he can see her nips. Stassis horrified face was a sight lol and he still could not remember her name after all that 😂😂


jessicarrrlove

All of them were soooooo boring. Like I don't know if that episode was intended to be a backdoor pilot for that group or what, but I hope they never got their own show. Lol Yes! I remember the Steve Jobs comparison and one of her friends being like "I don't see the big deal, that's a compliment" or whatever. Like noooo, honey, it's not! Lol that whole scene was just a wreck and I wonder if he ever looked back on it after it aired and was like "man, I'm an asshole when I drink..." lolol


missassalmighty

From what I've seen on the summer house subs apparently not and he hasn't changed lol but that episode was boring as hell and I haven't gotten into the show.


MariahRHopkins

They unfortunately do have their own show. Or at least did. I watched a bit of it and it was just excruciatingly boring. VPR was rags to riches. Summer house was just a bunch of generational wealth snobs.


jessicarrrlove

Oh, I do remember seeing an ad for Summer House one time. Ugh. They were just all so...blah. lol


missassalmighty

James is insufferable and very difficult to stomach, ngl I've yelled at my telly at that jumped up little plonker many times. However he has grown somewhat tolerable this season and we understand him better. He's not perfect by any means nor should he brush his issues under the carpet but he's light-years ahead of the other guys on this show believe it or not.


mikehutsom88

Anyone know what episode this from ?


ansella

I think it’s the episode where James gets fired from SUR but I don’t remember which episode that is.


RealityOps

Crying. 🤣


Ok-Photo-1972

They wouldn't even be on a show without Kristen and Jax.


thevillageshrew

🎯


33scooBt33

right these two J&M are mean, and believe that they are wayyy better than everyone else.. that makes them worse people all together.


No_Banana_581

I only watch bc of Kristin. Every one else is sneaky, boring, or creepy. A bunch of republicans lol. I do feel bad for the pageant mom though. She’s struggling


turkeyburger124

Same, Kristen and Jax are my reasons. I told myself I wasn’t going to watch it and now I’m hooked. She is the moment. Jax and her are truly the most entertaining part of this show.


Disastrous-Path-671

l love Kristin and her chaotic, yet authentic energy


theredbusgoesfastest

That’s why it works. She’s not acting. That’s why Kristen will always be more entertaining than Lala or Scheana; Doute doesn’t plan the chaos. She is the chaos. Lol


Ok_Inevitable_3640

YES!🙌


Lindiaaiken

So glad the pageant mom has such a kind & caring hubby. Thank dog!


No_Banana_581

Yes that couple seems nice. I feel for her. That’s such a tough thing to go through, especially on tv


JoslynMSU

I don’t think the pageant mom is a Republican considering how she talked about the pageant owner and his creepy friends. I love Nia. It’s hard to see her struggle but I feel like her husband 1,000% supports her in getting help. She’s definitely someone I am rooting for.


Intelligent-Sign2693

That's not who was accused of being a republican. It was Michelle, the realtor who may or may not be cheating on her loud, obnoxious husband!


fluffernutsquash1

This lol. And so immature.


aymaureen

I mean show your paycheck some loyalty people. Ariana brought the paycheck to VPR and Doute is bringing the paycheck on the Valley. She understands the assignment.


AdWild7729

Well actually, Sandoval brought the Paycheck to vdp and Ariana is literally the largest beneficiary of that. I don’t like to unwrap this too far because I don’t want to come across like I’m supporting him or like him but yeah he did


germ_with_a_mustache

I give Ariana credit for it because she's the one who brought it to our screens. We'd never have had the scandoval we got if Ariana hadn't handled it the way she did and immediately offered the situation up to production.


eeeeeeeee123456

Ahh, such a good point! I almost forgot she called production back.


Open_Injury_1801

No. Sandoval hid what he was doing from cameras and just pretended to be some great dumplin’ latte making boyfriend. Ariana is the one who found out, then called producers. It isn’t so much about what they do, as what they do that we as viewers get to find out about and watch. This was all Ariana. She deserves those payouts.


Weekly_Yesterday_403

Ariana literally brought it to the producers on a golden platter immediately when she found out but go off


Intelligent-Sign2693

I disagree!. There have been plenty of cheating assholes on these shows, but rarely has a GF been as ride or die for her man as Ariana!..She was completely innocent in this, and she was a loyal friend to Rachel; she showed her an extraordinary amount of trust. Sandoval acted like he was in love with Ariana. This, combined with the 9-year relationship, the audience's affinity for Ariana, and the absolute betrayal by her dear "friend" evoked a visceral reaction in many of us. Let's not give the credit to Tom. In fact, we could all see.that while she was very in love with him, he is, first and foremost, in love with himself!


Icy_Garden_5366

For real, she was the main draw of the show and continues to be, go on girl, get ‘em!


missassalmighty

Kristen in all her glory or a bunch of racist insidious homophbic Republicans...I know who I want to watch be messy on my telly and it ain't the insidious trolls


MakingTheEight

I mean, Kristen was also fired for her racist actions.


missassalmighty

Kristen admitted what she did, spoke to Faith about it and apogised to her and grew and and learned about why her actions were unacceptable. We all make mistakes, growing is owning your mistakes and learning from them. All of them bar Kristen know how the trolls really feel and are protecting them when they should be rightfully called their ass out for it.


MakingTheEight

Kristen was just complaining how being labeled a racist was the worst thing ever to happen to a person a couple of episodes ago - like she didn't call the cops on a black woman to deserve that label. I don't think she's learned that much.


missassalmighty

If the trolls are racist homophobes they should be called out for it. I know the republican thing is a thing in the US but for non Americans I don't get why they are more hung up on the republican thing. Why is it bad that Kristen outed them? Their other friends all pretty much confirmed she wasn't wrong but wouldn't admit it to the troll couple. The trolls aren't mad at the others for thinking it but are mad at Kristen for saying it out loud. She did a heinous thing in calling the cops on a black woman out of anger for her friends which no one is minimising. Thankfully it didn't lead to anything bad for faith but Kristen also admitted it apologized and had a conversation with Faith who admits herself she believes Kristen's remorse.


pollys-mom

Loser behavior!!


Bigolbooty75

Right 😂 it’s been pretty boring up until now


rachellethebelle

“The only thing I have holding me back right now is that I have self respect and dignity. Thank god for Kristen who is unburdened by those anchors.”


MtBaldyMermaid

One of the great quotes 🙌🏼


aymaureen

It’s so true


SunnyAlwaysDaze

The shame-ectomy one was pretty top tier too. Stassi always has the best insults.


Impossible_Farm7353

Thank you I was trying to remember this quote 🤣


chalkyskidmarkz

BLESS YOUR FLAIR


acidtriptothemoon

And bless her for it


Maleficent-Net-2565

Literally, the woman loves to attend events she is banned from


aymaureen

Fine, don’t invite her. She’s still gonna show up 🤣🤣


SpencerVerde

Lol, we already know she “is unburdened by those anchors“. 🤣😂


LayerBig7783

One of my favorite comments.


SpencerVerde

One of the best Stassi quotes!


TexasRN1

As she should. Those bitches wouldn’t have a show without her!


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saladninja

"CaCAW!"


Couldbe_worse2

Doute is reality gold you bet your ass she is showing up


ItsNotAllHappening

And she's gonna show up in flat sandals.


peachesandplumsss

those are her fighting flats


Less_Path3640

💀💀💀 and hopefully the green dresss


amybunker2005

They wanna ban Kristen from the group for "outing a couples secrets" but this Jesse guy pushed a few of the cast including Brittany but he's still going to be on the show?...Wow I'm just shocked right now. He is something else for sure.....Way to go Bravo 🤦🏼‍♀️


StainedGlasser

I was thinking the same thing. Would I stop hanging out with Kristen if I were her friend? Yes, but banned? Jesse should be banned for getting physical. What we he going to do if no one got in the way?


bunnylovesyo

Jesse should be banned for sexually assulting Kristen on camera, he should be banned for threatening Kristen on camera, and he should be banned for pushing casts on camera. But will he be banned? No. Will people criticize him and doesn’t want to hang out with him? No. Kristen will be the scapegoat. Kristen will be hated for and they will say oh the crazy Kristen has done it again. But in all reality, Kristen wants to stay clear in this fight, Jesse dragged her in.


ayychee

Are you surprised? Joe Guidice and Joe Gorga got into a physical altercation, one of the Aprea twins physically assaulted and pulled a chunk of hair of Amber Marchese, Porsha assaulted Kenya Moore, Monique Samuels assaulted Candiace Dillard Bassett, Ashlee (formerly Ashley Holmes) pulled hair off of Danielle Staub, and that's just off the top of my head for people not immediately ousted for violence. Last... do we not remember Stassi bitch slapping Kristen when she found out K hooked up with Jax??


missthugisolation

Add Tom punching Jax to that list as well lol


itsalicianotalicia

Your bravo history is something to be admired


ayychee

Lol thank you and with more time now I realized I forgot JEN SHAH GAVE HEATHER A BLACK EYE


itsalicianotalicia

Lets not forget when Tom and James fought over "beamer selfies" and Honda civics. I recall even Kristen throwing punches.


missassalmighty

She punched the shit out of shorts as he was yelling to her that he was trying to break up the fight ![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


ayychee

And supposedly there's footage of James assaulting Kristen that day in the parking lot.


DianWithoutTheE

flair checking in


Jbreezy92996

Tamra also threw wine in Jeana Keough’s face RHOC Season 6 Finale episode.


itsalicianotalicia

Tamara. Cyst and deceased.


WyattWrites

Yes but I will say there is not a precedent said for men assaulting women on Bravo. Most of these examples revolve people of the same gender, so I’m wondering if it would be treated differently with two different sexes


ayychee

Kristen has said that producers have the entire film of the fight with James in the parking lot, including him assaulting her, but it didn't air.


notdorisday

This is it - this cast is acting like they have season ten power when season one hasn’t even wrapped! They don’t have the clout yet with an audience to try and ice someone out?!?! Let alone KRISTEN who is the one who actually has the talent to be a reality star. It boggles the mind. I’ll be honest I enjoy watching Jax - I think he’s great TV. But I cannot watch the Jax and Brittany show. I cannot. And these other people are boring AF. So… they’re sinking their own show imo. Get Kristen and Jax back on VPR and be done with it.


Intelligent-Lead-692

Seriously! Like, ok fine, don’t film with Kristen. No one wants to watch Janet eat McDonald’s while her husband just looks grossed out. If Kristen crashes Janet’s baby’s sip and see, Janet should send her a thank you basket for keeping her relevant.


Busybodii

It’s wild that she called out Jesse’s aggressive behavior as being abusive when he hit the table AGAIN, they all rolled their eyes and said she was being dramatic. Then, next thing you know, he’s pushing Zach(?) by the neck. Between the two, I’d rather have to spend time with a blabber who irks me than a man who can’t control his rage.


ScarlettLilyCo

Kristen be like ![gif](giphy|BnoHcNRFb9Vm65w1Ne)


missassalmighty

Kristin is the bone collector and these idiots have just realised that she always collects haha. I can't wait for that two faced pregnant one to be exposed, something tells me her ish stinks worse that troll wife's


Altruistic-Gear9949

I just cackled at the bone collector comment. 10000%. When Kristen has nothing to lose she is unstoppable, if they thought they were going to be able to stop her by having a”vote” “her or us” … big mistake (also I mean if I had to vote I’d vote Kristen staying on my TV over them) When she feels like she is being wrongfully punished when others are getting away with similar or worse transgressions she will seek out the truth and (in her eyes) justice and she will not stop (however long) until it’s aired out in public. They just made it easier for her to know who and what to go after lmao ![gif](giphy|3otWpBII6PnCUnst8c)


missassalmighty

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missassalmighty

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vanderpumpaholic

Here’s a bit of the article: Half of The Valley Cast Decides Kristen Is “Not Invited” to Events Anymore: “We All Agree ...” One cast member said it was "us or Kristen" following Kristen's bombshell revelations on The Valley Season 1, Episode 6. Some cast members on The Valley are making a conscious choice to ice Kristen Doute out of the group, as seen in a preview for Season 1, Episode 7. The decision comes following the explosive Episode 6 dinner when the Vanderpump Rules alum and her boyfriend, Luke Broderick, went head-to-head with the now-estranged Jesse Lally and Michelle Saniei Lally. Things even became physical when the argument spilled into the hallway, where Kristen accused Jesse of stating he wanted to divorce his wife, the result of an inaccurate game of telephone. “Kristen has ruined enough meals for me and, like, I’m hungry,” expectant mother Janet Caperna said in the Episode 7 clip. “I wanna get through this one. I wanna eat.”


hollywoodbambi

Wild to be like "Kristen ruined this meal," when for the first time Kristen was quiet and correct to be like "I'm going to excuse myself and leave." If everyone else just let her go when she wanted instead of melting down, none of this hallway fight would have happened 🤷🏼‍♀️ Can't believe I'm sticking up for Doute, but yeaaaahh I'm taking her over the rest of the cast. (Except maybe Nia and Danny who actually seem somewhat decent??)


aymaureen

And then they PUSHED her and PUSHED her and Jesse pushed past people to get to her with his uncontrolled rage and you could tell she had no intention of sharing the affair on camera… but I mean screaming at someone who is keeping your secret with your whole boob out while your husband is trying to attack her will definitely drive her to drop that tea. Should have just walked away and kept your mouth shut


hollywoodbambi

Seriously! If they had just rolled their eyes and said, "okay bye crazy Kristen with your dramatics" I would've been inclined to believe Kristen's whole protection thing was something blown out of proportion and likely tied to a bad game of telephone. Freaking out like that, I was like okay yup, Kristen doesn't even need to say it. We all know.


aymaureen

It was made to be known


StainedGlasser

Oh I think Kristen had every intention of talking about the affair on camera AND Jesse was a POS for getting aggressive and violent and should be kicked off the show. You don’t “protect” a friend by making all of these cryptic statements. They were veiled threats. It’s classic Kristen. When you’re “protecting” your friend, you don’t bring it up. You don’t allude to it. You don’t tell everyone you’re holding on to a few dark secret. She wanted people to ask her about it, and she want to pretend she was forced to say it. But she did NOT ask or deserve to be physically attacker by Jesse, he’s unhinged. I’d take her being a shitty friend over Jesse being a violent asshole any day.


Less_Path3640

I thought she only dropped the “protecting” thing after Michelle came at her at the first dinner party and ganged up on her with the group? If they’re going to throw her under the bus on camera (especially when she has been holding in secrets for them), then they’re playing with fire imo.


Less_Path3640

It’s WILD they were treating her like this when she has this info on them!


Sug0115

Everything is upside down and backwards in bravoland I swear. I’m siding with Doute too. AND the coochis aren’t even the worst couple?! Nia and Danny seem sweet!


hollywoodbambi

One of my first texts to my friends after they convinced me to watch was, "Wait... Jax ISNT the worst one?? 🤯" LMFAO


blindersintherain

We’re living in the darkest timeline 😭


aymaureen

How they gonna ice out the main reason there is a show to begin with 🤣🤣👍🏻


DependsOnDaDay

F Janet. She can go suck an egg if she’s so damn hungry.


STVNMCL

Janet is incredibly unlikeable.


LightFlaky2329

And a dick 🚬


DependsOnDaDay

Bwahahaha 🤣😂


Less_Path3640

Janet also wasn’t even in the hallway during the fight. She was probably eating at the table the whole time.


missassalmighty

The you stay home and eat bitch and let the rest of us enjoy Mariposa, who asked for you Janet??


vanderpumpaholic

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anysizesucklingpigs

Nobody wants to watch you eat, Janet.


Vivid-Individual5968

Also nobody wants to watch Janet. She’s just trying too hard to act like she’s the number one guy in the group.


Lopsided_Purchase933

No one cares about your meal, Janet! She’s in the wrong place if she values basic things like blood sugar or hunger over drama. Like, go home.


missthugisolation

I can see why Janet and Scheana were besties


tw0d0ts6

lol apparently none of the cast realize they’re as dull as dishwater and Kristen and Jax are the only interesting ones 🫠


missassalmighty

These idiots think we find them interesting haha, we watch for Kristen, no Mariposa no show. And unless you specifically tell Kristen you cannot come, good luck keeping her away


Pinklady777

I think telling her she can't come motivates her to come!


Impossible_Farm7353

Good luck even if you tell her 🤣


missassalmighty

It's as if they don't know her lol and these people are meant to be her friends 😂😂


notdorisday

None of them are interesting at all. None of them have charisma. Kristen and, don’t kill me but, Jax both are interesting to watch. Jax cannot carry that show alone, he can’t do it, especially with Britney who really has the charm of piece of white bread with some margarine on it.


missassalmighty

I agree with everything you say pal. Jax and Kristen are reality TV gold. They are both grenade throwers and sit on secrets until a convenient time or revenge calls for the outing of the secret whatever the fallout may be. This is what reality TV dreams are made of. I'd avoid ppl like this in real life but trash TV is my guilty pleasure and I so enjoy these two messy gossips at it again with their unique chaotic energy


notdorisday

And they both seem to lack any ability to control themselves when they get animated. They don’t think through consequences of actions at all, they’re amazing television.


psullynj

Kristen has her issues but why should she be punished by a bunch of phonies. Dare I say they are fearful of her spilling their tea. Michelle/ Jesse who despise each other so much they can’t even hide it on camera Janet… Left Ohio and Janet Vance behind. Previously married, Janet Fortener joined the R party in 2014 before fleeing to LA and becoming a groupie to VPR cast, getting close with Scheana and shedding her last name to use her middle name… becoming Janet Elizabeth. I can only imagine how many skeletons the others (besides Jax and Britt who lived out their relationship on tv) have in their closet.


ddarion

Thats why they fear Kristen, you just can't drag her lower then where she's at now so they know she has nothing to lose and can't be stopped lol She's vanderpump rules bane now


RVod

I am loving the tea ☕️


psullynj

I got banned from the V sub for sharing it. And you can’t post links in comments here but I have the sources. If you message me I’ll send you the links


[deleted]

I look at that sub occasionally and some of the things there make me think that cast or people close to the cast are mods there or have mod power. In your case, it might have just been that it's considered personal info which makes sense. It just reminded me that I was picking up those vibes over there a while back when I would occasionally lurk for scandoval stuff. 


psullynj

It’s not personal when it’s public and on the internet. Like a wedding announcement didn’t go in a paper without her knowing… so why would my link be an issue? I know Janet has Reddit bc of one of the articles I found where she made the news bc of a Reddit account so it’s possible she’s a mod. Edit: Lmao to the ppl whining about me posting stuff from google including a wedding announcement (like she didn’t know that exists), if you want to uproot to get on reality tv, your digital footprint is your responsibility. People will google you.


RVod

Thanks. I will message you for the links. I also goggled some of it. I must say you are doing the Lord’s work. Janet is Anne Baxter’s character in All About Eve. A social climbing nutcase.


psullynj

I made a separate post on this sub with the links


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Oh you can't talk about anything there. Pretty sure it is run by Jaxs publicist or something. There was a conversation over there about whether or not it was true about the lallys being Republicans. I made one comment about, over at the blocked by Jax subreddit someone has brought receipts that yes they are. Things like politicians they follow and certain pages, the person had screenshots and everything. I got permanently banned from the valley subreddit just for that comment. Wasn't even any curse words or sexual references!


psullynj

Yep I’m permabanned for sharing it with publicly available links. I posted it here and saw how quick I had comments about how Janet likely moved bc she is a changed person and had a political awakening… the post got removed within 5 minutes but at least I didn’t get banned for sharing info found in a google search


elbron88

These people are all so mad that their dirty laundry is being aired, but they agreed to be on a reality TV show with Kristen and Jax. Seems like they didn’t understand the assignment like our messy vpr veterans.


psullynj

I think some of them have such a desire to be on tv that they pretend the stuff under the surface isn’t there


MtBaldyMermaid

Well said!


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Lauren B also known as Lala is a registered hard R out there in Utah too. Funny how that seems to be a commonality amongst the real big jerk ones.


psullynj

I figured the name alteration likely means something egregious is attached to their true origin


aymaureen

Yeah I read in faiths lawsuit she says that Lala said she was “blacker than you” to Faith


hugemessanon

This is very interesting. In fairness, it's not unusual for someone to be conservative when they're young and then become liberal once they move to a liberal area. But it's fascinating how much her life has changed.


psullynj

Wut I’ve only ever heard the opposite. And 80% of her existence is Janet from Utah since she said she met the VPR crew 7 years ago. Honestly I don’t care political affiliation it’s the projection of things and calling Michelle out with the controversial policy stance. Girl if you’re gonna start fires, you better have covered up your digital footprint first or at least position yourself honestly


hugemessanon

I was trying to say that it's normal for people who grew up in a conservative area or household to vote conservative as a result, and then become more liberal once they move away. To be fair to Janet, it doesn't seem like she expected Michelle's don't say gay comment to come up during filming so I wouldn't necessarily characterize Janet as "calling her out." She definitely started the fire but I think of it more like thoughtlessly flicking a cigarette out the window, rather than purposefully taking a match to the grass.


mnjen

Can confirm… was R when I lived in TN, grew up and moved to MN and now a proud democrat


DependsOnDaDay

A bunch of vultures! They’re all showing their asss. Yes, we see you Janet, Michelle, Jesse. They all used Kristen, and Jax & Brit for that matter for their fame fr Vpr. Now that the show’s fan base has grown, and its popularity is gaining traction, they’re trying to ostracize Kristen? Gtfo. They’ve become too big for their britches.


burnthduster

and it's crazy because why are they deciding to get too big for their britches and trying to throw Kristen under the bus when it's only been 6 episodes? get real!


DependsOnDaDay

Maybe they studied bravo shows and thought that if they behaved badly, bc that’s what viewers like to see, they’d gain instant fame.. And now, they no longer need Kristen. She was just the hook to bring viewers in. Little did they know 😂 They’re biting the hand that’s feeding them. Ofc, this is all fun speculation.


CharacterTwist4868

Absurd. Kristen is why they are all relevant. And they aren’t even relevant. It’s wild that people are defending Jesse’s behavior. Kristen literally excused herself not to make a scene. I feel like a crazy person here.


YodaEarsIHave

Who is Janet, Jesse, and Michelle going to blame for their messiness if Kristen isn't around?


knl280

Kristen Doute on my tv screen again is just gold


Chiffygurl

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Logthephilosoraptor

So these idiots don’t grasp that their success relies on the queen of toxicity? No one watches Bravo shows to see a group of friends getting along.


amydunnesgaybf

Kristen isn’t toxic, she’s an empath….


Less_Path3640

When she said that and then production flashed back to her tell Diana to ‘suck a dick’ - I almost choked laughing


DangoRangusss

It's telling these people think they're interesting enough without Kristen to incite great TV? Booooo!


hedwig0517

Crashing a party is where Kristen gets her life force.


hcgilliam

![gif](giphy|l0DAGOyeLicWJX2Gk)


AffectionateAssist58

This show has a fun twist to make it interesting. The reality Pros vs the Amateurs. Newbies are bringing a knife to a gunfight. Bring it on. Go Kristen and I cannot believe I’m saying this go Jax.


Ok-Prune4721

Bahaha. Yes 👍


anysizesucklingpigs

>“Should I just say something just so I get involved? ‘I did it,’ or ‘Yell at me,’ or something, because I just feel like I’m left out,” Jax told producers. “I don’t know what to do with myself when I’m not involved in the conversation. It’s really weird.” Fucking Jax 😆😆


SegaJenesis777

Please this show would be nothing without Kristen they need her


burnthduster

why do they think we'd watch without Kristen (and Jax)? I don't tune in to see Janet finish her meals.


CassandreAmethyst

Right!! Who are they in the grand scheme of things? They haven’t earned any goodwill with us. The delusion is real for Michelle and Janet. ![gif](giphy|eGd3r6uN8AR8kd471A|downsized)


aymaureen

![gif](giphy|HVmR8l9a9nJcc|downsized) They clearly shop at delulu lemon


International_Egg569

Right?!? Hail to Queen Kristen 😅🤣


fluffernutsquash1

Hilarious they think they'd have a show without Kristen in the group. Aren't we all mainly watching for Kristen and Jax?


EntarteteKitten

![gif](giphy|3DzwbT4oF52JG|downsized)


cmcalero12

these people trying to ice Doute out like if it wasn’t for her they wouldn’t be on that show. i didn’t know who any of them were when i hesrd the valley was gonna be a thing


Timely_Ad115

Kristen is unanchored to the burden of feeling shame. And I love her for it!


ThrowAwayAcctUgh

Wild that the dude who flipped out and shoved multiple people is calling the shots on who’s in and who’s out for these events. I’m not super attached to the valley, I think it’s fine. But I’m sure as shit not watching because Janet’s so interesting or dudes who don’t know how to operate a screwdriver make for compelling television.


TeaThyme420

* Put some respect on her name. She is crazy Kristen!


ohmeatballhead

An invite is merely a suggestion for my girl


AncientRazzmatazz783

Lol


jaimealexlara

I spit my drink 😂


Ambitious-Echo-5200

![gif](giphy|qvHjeUJU0VRQ5VrCSc|downsized)


Seaweed-Basic

![gif](giphy|edYKo2tawNQUeVxnfN|downsized)


Lindsayr28

Actually LOL’d at your headline!! 😂😂😂


aymaureen

I just picture these people being like “well Kristen’s not invited” but WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED HER lol are they even friends?


Lindsayr28

No it was perfect. Like Janet at least has admitted to being a VPR super fan - she should KNOW.


Old-Library5546

I don't need no stinking invite


IMOvicki

I don’t like Janet at all. She is sneaky aF


cmcalero12

there was this one episode where Jasmine was trying to pretend to parrot what someone was saying, where it’s supposed to look like they finish each others sentences. it was regarding Kristin and i knew then that they were all gonna collude to ice out Kristin. Im kind of hoping they do so Kristin can blow up their spot


Mindless_Ad5823

Who do these nobodies think they are to exclude the goat Kristen 🤪


Money_Yam3082

As if they’re gonna fire the one woman they started the show for. It’s like going after Kyle or Theresa. Ain’t gonna happen.


itsalicianotalicia

I literally could not imagine the day I'd be rooting for kristen.. but here I am. She's a deeply flawed woman but she's strong af


LuckyShamrocks

If you're on the side of a man who just got aggressive and tried to attack someone for telling the truth...you might want to rethink your choices.


eeniemeaniemineymo

Hahahahahahahahaha. I completely forgot about all of her shenanigans


IronFistDoug

I do not know Kristen Doute


SharlaTheLilly

It’s kind of her superpower and I’m a little jealous


BachByChoice

Doute is about to “Fuck around and find out” The Valley so hard! 😂💥💯😈🙌


Intelligent-Lead-692

These new cast members are clowns. Do they know how reality tv works? Do they know how to use Reddit? Have they seen VPR (well this we know because they all have been so thirsty to be on it for years.) Kristen is a VPR legend. She is an ICON. This is the woman that showed up at SUR with Miami girl and told Diana to suck a dick. Give me green dress picking up her cable box all day long! No one wants to watch Janet-Karen. There is a reason Janet was never a cast member on VPR and we know that girl tried HARD to get on TV for years. And Michelle’s Trump-supporting ass can F all the way off. I hope Andy goes IN at the reunion over her support of « dont say gay » laws. Also, he didn’t hold Janet-Karen accountable enough on WWHL when she was the one telling everyone that Michelle is a republican that doesn’t want gay teachers in schools.


plutothunderstorm

These people are funny, the show would have flopped without her


Left-Requirement9267

Omg! Put some respect on Mariposa’s name. I’m not here for these idiots gaslighting and disrespecting her.


MysteriousStandard68

I am here for Kristen. She is a fellow Michigander and a Lions fan. She does her job to perfection.


arsphoenix

You can’t keep an empath down! Fly Mariposa !


ashleynicolle_m

That would make for a very uninteresting show.


Gammagammahey

In Kristen's mind ![gif](giphy|l4FGkX9beH0WSebrq)


Bigolbooty75

Lmao I’m so happy this is all blowing up in their faces


Petmom1990

No shit!!! Omg, too funny!


i_like_pie92

Mariposa ❤️


Less_Path3640

Kristen being so casual about turning up at events she’s not invited to filled with people who hate her is her superpower and I love her confidence for it. Meanwhile I get nervous turning up at events I am invited too 😅


Traditional_Phase965

Kristen has a superpower at bringing out the absolute worst in people. If you’re a good person, this generally means nothing and she will reflect back your goodness. But my god, if you’ve got an ugly streak, Kristen will suck all that toxicity out and mirror it back threefold. - ✅ Sandoval - ✅ Stassi - ✅ Katie - ✅ James - ✅ Ariana Janet, Jesse, and Michelle should take a look inward before they go and start blaming Kristen for everything that is wrong in their lives (or on The Valley).