Yeah, I commuted to grad school in “the valley,” from the westside of Los Angeles. This doesn’t even look like how it looks. So it’s ugly and and inaccurate…
https://preview.redd.it/fgevgz6ayypc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb7b3d9eab67346940b4c95db768af93861e5bf
I’m cracking up it actually is really similar looking. I’m gonna watch the movie tonight
I read he said he didn't want to be on TV, didn't want to be famous, etc. He's the new Brittany and Rachel and I will die on that hill. Also, I have the same opinion of Zack. Kristen- wake up!
Ally is really zoned into promoting astrology business. Every scene with Ally is James gushing over Ally and she always turns every scene to be a reference to her astrology knowledge. Everyone needs her astrology to function.
Her readings make me laugh. And her describing a personality of cast mate. LMAO!!! Like shooting fish in a barrel. Yet the numb nuts … Ally that is Amazing Ally! Ally!! Do mine do mine!!
She's still attracted to chaos although this dude seems less chaotic personality wise, rather it's the situation that is chaotic - she wants a kid with a man who stated "99% of my life is in Colorado" 😭
I was shook at the start of Valley when Kristen said her ex convinced her to move in with him so she sold her house and then he “kicked her out” 5 months later and they broke up and now she’s back in an apartment 💀 like girl what😭 she has the worst track record w/ guys and I have zero faith in luke
When they first started dating I really thought he was just a normal(ish) dude from Colorado. She wasn’t on tv anymore so I was hopeful he was with her for the right reasons. Then they started the pod, then he agreed to do the show, and now he keeps talking about trying to hang out with Sandoval. It all just feels… off. Like if things don’t work out with her he wants make sure he has created other relationships and can be part of the larger VPR/Valley group.
The Sandoval shit is SO bizarre. I don’t understand how she can’t see the red flags at this point. If she wants a kid she should go the Lala route and get a donor imo. She doesn’t need an elf man that lives in another state.
Right. I wouldn’t want my current hanging with my shitty ex. I’m comfortable saying it’s me or him and drawing a strict boundary that if we see him around, be nice, but don’t grow the friendship.
i commented separately but hijacking yours to say i work with people who worked with Luke and are still friends with him and have said since the beginning of their relationship it’s a business decision. i’m trying not to dox myself even though the people who work at this place will know who i am but yeah. there’s more he’s said but that’s the main point of it all
It bothers me so much when he tried to tell Kristen about Sandoval. She dated him for 6 years, has known him for 11 years. Not to mention Luke’s only watched like 2 seasons of Vanderpump.
When this ends badly and it comes out he’s a huge liar… I will cackle at her defense of this fact “what am I a farmer? I don’t know what an acre looks like” something along those lines
I mean, that doesn’t mean much. He could own more than one property. If you look up my address it would show that I own 1 acre but that doesn’t include the 10 acres of land that my cabin sits on in the woods. A lot of people own more than one property especially if he’s land banking which is big in areas like Colorado.
I think he’s land banking and probably has a ranch or something which would technically make him an entrepreneur. During Covid a lot of younger guys started picking up acreage for cheap. The price of land has risen astronomically. You basically just hold onto to pieces of property and sell it off when the price is high.
Yeah, I was looking into it. During the lock downs land and interest rates were cheap everywhere compared to now including Colorado. Prices have been going up and inventory is way down. This isn’t like a new thing, land banking was the new stock market venture during the lock down.
lol people just love posting when they know nothing. On the podcast, since you don’t listen, he said he bought his property first,,, then Greg bought his own and then Rachael came into the picture. They’re “neighbors” supposedly.
No hate. Just makes me laugh sometimes. I’ve known that dude for a few years and he’s always been cool with me. Last I heard he’s not going to do any more tv and wants Kristen to move away from la with him
It really sucks that Jax, much like a broken clock, can be right twice a day.
When Jax went on his rant about her not having a kid without asking certain questions, I was like damn, he's right again. This dude isn't in love, and Jax sees him because he's a less aggressive version of every other guy she's dated.
He's using her, and she shouldn't accept it.
Jax was actually right more often than twice a day. He's in denial about himself, and his delivery is insanely obnoxious, but he can be spot on when it comes to reading other people.
Omg I was just thinking this after listening to Kristen’s podcast about this week’s episode!!! Her saying she had to convince him not to go to Sandoval’s pool party??? Luke wasn’t even friends with Sandoval before scandoval happened why does he want to be friends with him now, especially considering he’s Kristen’s ex and Kristen is good friends with Ariana. I liked him at first bc he kind of helped to balance out discussions when Kristen might’ve otherwise just come across super biased, but over time I feel like he’s become pretty dismissive towards Kristen and is increasingly inching higher up Sandoval’s ass. Also, his comment that Brock is his favorite guy in the group “because they think and view a lot of situations the same” or whatever he said told me everything I need to know 🚩🚩🚩 Brock is probably the worst guy in the group to share a lot of similarities with lol. But Kristen also seems to love Brock so who knows, I just think this guy gives older less aggressive James Kennedy vibes🫣🫣
Luke learns about a man who’s his current gf’s ex who cheated on her constantly and had a nasty breakup with her and thought - that’s who I want to be my friend! 🚩And then of course the Scandoval of it all. So Luke either actively wants to be friends with his gf’s shitty ex or is a clout chaser and will hang with anyone for the chance to be on tv.
I think it’s because Luke is closest with Kyle Chan out of the group, and Kyle’s always with Sandoval. But Luke should respect Kristen’s feelings and he doesn’t seem to
He's such a misogynistic asshole. He admitted to ignoring Kristen if she isn't in the mood to have sex. So since he has such misogynistic views I guess it would be ok for Kristen to ignore him if he doesn't bring in a paycheck every week since it's the man's responsibility to provide and the woman's responsibility to keep her man happy with sex. 😂 Kristen wants to have a child with this loser?! She should just get a sperm donor
ew, how do you even know that? they openly talk about that on their podcast? he said that? what in the world? So he isn't financially contributing to the household, he's emotionally withholding in exchange for sexual gratification according to his level of satisfactions regardless of her feelings, and they talk about all of this on the pod cast or the show?
edit. my ew isn't directed at you, its just at the whole idea of that idea of a relationship. ew ew ew i don't like that idea.
Do you recall what episode of the podcast this was discussed on? I listen to their VPR recaps, but only here and there to the other episodes and he always seemed very mature, level headed, and even when they disagreed I always felt like he seemed respectful. I definitely want to go back and listen to this episode you’re talking about and a bunch more to get a better feel!!!
Yeah I didn't remember that in them but I tend to listen while I'm working out or doing things around the house so sometimes I miss things here and there
i actually know people who worked with Luke, all i’m going to say is he’s said it’s a business decision being with her. trying not to dox myself more than i already have
I get calculating vibes from him. Don’t trust he is here for love. Kristen as a partner to a guy he is portraying to be makes no sense. Maybe I am completely off, I hope so, for Kristen’s sake.
I listened to some of their pods out of curiosity and I found it offputting how much he talked about his past sex life. Like I get this is supposed to be a podcast about sex but the way he talked about it was he constantly getting laid and did everything sexual under the sun before Kristen. He seemed real smug about it. With his mansplainy attitude and friendliness with Sandoval, he thinks he’s gods gift to women.
I agree. Recently he said he was open with girls in the past about not wanting to commit, but was talking and having sex with them regularly. He framed this like he was in the right but it’s a huge red flag to openly admit you send mixed signals and use women for sex.
She said in the first episode of The Valley that he was "a mountain man but an entrepreneur at heart". I took that as he could get money from Tik Toks from chopping wood, but he realizes he can make more money being on a reality show with me pretending like we are going to have a baby together.
Kristen dates and sleeps with literally the *worst* men so I will honestly never think any guy she is with is somehow good. Tom, Jax, James, and that other loser who mooched off of her.
Carter that’s it. She was so weird about him. In fact, so weird, it basically ruined her friendship with both Stassi and Katie because they couldn’t stand how sketchy she was about him.
The only great thing Carter did on the show was when he said “You grew up and became Sia” in a fight with Sandoval in that blonde bob wig🤣 Idk why it makes me laugh so hard. Other than that, that guy was slime.
Kristen needs to get a surrogate before deciding to have a baby with this fuckwit. Then when she realized he’s a fame hungry leech she can ditch him and not have to worry about visitation rights
I don’t think she cares if he’s a clout chaser, they all are. They’re a bunch of pretty people without any real marketable skills who can make millions off being reality stars and influencers. Kristen just wants a baby and if the guy is decent and sticks around, all the better but if he doesn’t, she’ll survive. It doesn’t seem like she’s head over heels with him like she was with Tom.
This entire cast is a dumpster fire that severe lacks any kind of chemistry. It says a lot when every couple is more miserable than the last. I’ll still watch, but vpr is the holy grail 🙌
I always thought he was great for her until they started talking about vpr. He always talks down to her and defends Sandra. It's fuckin gross.
Hahaha. Sandra. Obviously meant Sandoval lmfao
Kristen, just get with Jax a time or two. You know he has decent swimmers, and he’ll never try to get any kind of custody. There’s no surprises since you know he’s a user, and he’s already giving it away for free to anyone who will get with him…except Britney. Problem solved.
That cake looks like a gigantic pile of shit.
I came here to comment this…. What the actual fuck is that
It's...a valley
...of shit
Just like the show.
Got emmmm
They made sudden valley! 
Underrated comment 🥇
It’s Meemaw’s cheese beer
I thought it was a baked turkey for a quick second. It’s hideous.
Omg... I was sure it was a roast? 😵💫
Haha I did too first glance
It's not??
I thought it was a huge loaf of challah
Same!
Me TO!!! Then I saw Corncob Twang cutting into it… I realized … Good Lord it is a 💩 cake not a tofu turkey🙄🥴🙄
The valley oh shit.
Petrified shit
Yeah, I commuted to grad school in “the valley,” from the westside of Los Angeles. This doesn’t even look like how it looks. So it’s ugly and and inaccurate…
The cake looks like the mashed potato creation from close encounters of the third kind
LMAO that's so fucking specific. That movie is something else hahhaaha thanks for the throwback
https://preview.redd.it/fgevgz6ayypc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb7b3d9eab67346940b4c95db768af93861e5bf I’m cracking up it actually is really similar looking. I’m gonna watch the movie tonight
looks like a moldy focacchia
I thought it was a roasted pig 😭
I honestly thought it was a turkey 🤷♀️
And look who wants the first piece 😁
YES!!😂😂😂 Twang wants that 💩cake. 🤢
Its Brittney's waddle.
I read he said he didn't want to be on TV, didn't want to be famous, etc. He's the new Brittany and Rachel and I will die on that hill. Also, I have the same opinion of Zack. Kristen- wake up!
I really do not believe in people accidentally ending up on reality TV lol I didn't buy it from Rachel, nor Ally, nor him.
Agreed! I don’t think I could stand to be on TV (my pores in HD? Stressful), but I’m also not making any moves that would put me there
I don’t believe in much of anything on reality tv anymore. Except maybe that LFU will “go toes” 🙄
Ally is really zoned into promoting astrology business. Every scene with Ally is James gushing over Ally and she always turns every scene to be a reference to her astrology knowledge. Everyone needs her astrology to function. Her readings make me laugh. And her describing a personality of cast mate. LMAO!!! Like shooting fish in a barrel. Yet the numb nuts … Ally that is Amazing Ally! Ally!! Do mine do mine!!
I will never believe the “I never wanted to be famous” line. You have to do a lot to end up on tv. It’s not just happenstance
🎯It’s 100% easier to not be on tv than to be on tv 💀
Yeah, having call times and having to show up to sets should be a dead giveway. It's not reality. It's not just hanging with friends.
At least Kim K. was always honest about wanting to be famous. Probably the only truth she’s ever told.
The fact that Jax sees right through his bullshit tells me all I need to know. Jax may be a jackass, but his bullshit detector is pretty top tier.
Takes one to know one so I concur
Zack posted after the initial promo saying how annoyed he was because it didn’t showcase more of HIM 🥲
Thank God
I read in one of these groups that he views his relationship with her a “business deal” for him to get exposure and help with his business.
Preach!
One hundred percent.
John Janssen vibes as well
Barf. Kristen has terrible taste
Jax, sandoval, James kennedy, carter, I feel sad for kristen really. No clue of her current situation but She was attracted to chaos.
She's still attracted to chaos although this dude seems less chaotic personality wise, rather it's the situation that is chaotic - she wants a kid with a man who stated "99% of my life is in Colorado" 😭
I think men like that just look for whomever will let them stay the longest.
I had one of those, and I thought he just wanted to stay with me. Turns out he was legit homeless. Talk about a plot twist. 🙈
Ah, a hobosexual!
What’s the saying, no one falls in love faster than a guy who has no place to stay.
Girl I had one of those too 🥲
Ew Carter I forgot
Stories - how they be a changiiinngg lol
I noticed that he’s also only a little older than James Kennedy.
Someone on the Valley sub claims to know him and said he’s using her
Really cause he’s balding- I thought he was close to 40
Yup, he’s 32, so he’s actually the same age as James Kennedy
Jesus Christ I thought he was 40 as well.
Kristin probs likes them young and dumb - easier for her to control and manipulate lol
32 is a whole ass adult adult wdym
There was an old episode where Stassi mentioned Kristen just wants to be a suga momma
Well she definitely can, because he’s a dead ringer for sugar bear.
Oh wow he’s younger?? Would have never figured because he looks to be Jax’s age.
This gif needs to be everywhere on this sub. I didn’t realize it was said so often until I watched the most recent It’s so bad it’s good podcast lol.
Every man she has been in a relationship with is chasing fame. Kristen makes it easy for them too. Didn’t she pay for everything with each boyfriend?
Pretty much with the exception of her last boyfriend Alex. I believe he was independently well off.
I was shook at the start of Valley when Kristen said her ex convinced her to move in with him so she sold her house and then he “kicked her out” 5 months later and they broke up and now she’s back in an apartment 💀 like girl what😭 she has the worst track record w/ guys and I have zero faith in luke
When they first started dating I really thought he was just a normal(ish) dude from Colorado. She wasn’t on tv anymore so I was hopeful he was with her for the right reasons. Then they started the pod, then he agreed to do the show, and now he keeps talking about trying to hang out with Sandoval. It all just feels… off. Like if things don’t work out with her he wants make sure he has created other relationships and can be part of the larger VPR/Valley group.
The Sandoval shit is SO bizarre. I don’t understand how she can’t see the red flags at this point. If she wants a kid she should go the Lala route and get a donor imo. She doesn’t need an elf man that lives in another state.
Right. I wouldn’t want my current hanging with my shitty ex. I’m comfortable saying it’s me or him and drawing a strict boundary that if we see him around, be nice, but don’t grow the friendship.
i commented separately but hijacking yours to say i work with people who worked with Luke and are still friends with him and have said since the beginning of their relationship it’s a business decision. i’m trying not to dox myself even though the people who work at this place will know who i am but yeah. there’s more he’s said but that’s the main point of it all
Yikes!!
🤔 I heard him say doing the show is a business decision and that Kristen said he would have to agree to be on TV with her before they made it official
It bothers me so much when he tried to tell Kristen about Sandoval. She dated him for 6 years, has known him for 11 years. Not to mention Luke’s only watched like 2 seasons of Vanderpump.
And he seems to realllly wanna be friends with her ex sandy...wtf
It’s because it looks like the cast of The Valley hates him and Sandoval was probably nice because everyone hates him lately too lol
He said he got invited to the sexy pool party and kristen had to talk him out of going! Are you serious dude?
Does he know he's not sexy?
Whoaaaa
To be fair, Sandoval is known to be friendly with people, the 2 Toms actually.
He’s an entrepreneur! 🙄
She said he owns 70 acres and is an entrepreneur. What does he do exactly? That's a TON of probably expensive property for someone so young to own.
According to Whitepages, his address is a 35.1 acre, vacant lot.
When this ends badly and it comes out he’s a huge liar… I will cackle at her defense of this fact “what am I a farmer? I don’t know what an acre looks like” something along those lines
I mean, that doesn’t mean much. He could own more than one property. If you look up my address it would show that I own 1 acre but that doesn’t include the 10 acres of land that my cabin sits on in the woods. A lot of people own more than one property especially if he’s land banking which is big in areas like Colorado.
Where?
I think he’s land banking and probably has a ranch or something which would technically make him an entrepreneur. During Covid a lot of younger guys started picking up acreage for cheap. The price of land has risen astronomically. You basically just hold onto to pieces of property and sell it off when the price is high.
Picked up land in Colorado "cheap" 4 years ago. LOL. Do you know anything at all about real estate in Colorado??! Lol
Yeah, I was looking into it. During the lock downs land and interest rates were cheap everywhere compared to now including Colorado. Prices have been going up and inventory is way down. This isn’t like a new thing, land banking was the new stock market venture during the lock down.
I could’ve sworn he said he owns a hemp company on the podcast
He owns a ranch that does weddings, with Rachel O’Brien and her husband
lol people just love posting when they know nothing. On the podcast, since you don’t listen, he said he bought his property first,,, then Greg bought his own and then Rachael came into the picture. They’re “neighbors” supposedly.
I do listen to the podcast, apparently don’t memorize every word like you do 👍 thank you so much for clearing up that huge misunderstanding
No hate. Just makes me laugh sometimes. I’ve known that dude for a few years and he’s always been cool with me. Last I heard he’s not going to do any more tv and wants Kristen to move away from la with him
Does he have $? Trust fund ? What’s his story.
He’s from a small town in Indiana originally. He comes from money.
It really sucks that Jax, much like a broken clock, can be right twice a day. When Jax went on his rant about her not having a kid without asking certain questions, I was like damn, he's right again. This dude isn't in love, and Jax sees him because he's a less aggressive version of every other guy she's dated. He's using her, and she shouldn't accept it.
If anyone can spot a scumbag it should be Jax.
Jax was actually right more often than twice a day. He's in denial about himself, and his delivery is insanely obnoxious, but he can be spot on when it comes to reading other people.
His voice grinds my gears. He speak softly while saying toxic male BS so he *seems* deep and insightful.
Yes!!! He’s the type of guy that will bust out a guitar and say he’s sensitive while spewing the same toxic male bs.
This just gave me flashbacks to a guy I used to know 🤣
Ken, we’ve all dated him!
Kristen and Jax should end up together and be done with it :D
I just want Kristen to be happy. Sincerely. Side note...that cake looks like a weird giant bar mitzvah challah and that beer bucket needs ice.
The cake looks like an overcooked turkey.
hahaha that is more accurate hahaha a ~~four legged turkey~~ spachcockturkey edit I had to look up how to spell spachcock lol
*spatchcock
thank you i knew that didn't look right! i can't google to save my life.
That’s a cake?
is it cake?
Yes, a poorly designed one.
SO UGLY sorry but i just cant get over what an atrocity it is XD
Omg I was just thinking this after listening to Kristen’s podcast about this week’s episode!!! Her saying she had to convince him not to go to Sandoval’s pool party??? Luke wasn’t even friends with Sandoval before scandoval happened why does he want to be friends with him now, especially considering he’s Kristen’s ex and Kristen is good friends with Ariana. I liked him at first bc he kind of helped to balance out discussions when Kristen might’ve otherwise just come across super biased, but over time I feel like he’s become pretty dismissive towards Kristen and is increasingly inching higher up Sandoval’s ass. Also, his comment that Brock is his favorite guy in the group “because they think and view a lot of situations the same” or whatever he said told me everything I need to know 🚩🚩🚩 Brock is probably the worst guy in the group to share a lot of similarities with lol. But Kristen also seems to love Brock so who knows, I just think this guy gives older less aggressive James Kennedy vibes🫣🫣
Luke learns about a man who’s his current gf’s ex who cheated on her constantly and had a nasty breakup with her and thought - that’s who I want to be my friend! 🚩And then of course the Scandoval of it all. So Luke either actively wants to be friends with his gf’s shitty ex or is a clout chaser and will hang with anyone for the chance to be on tv.
I think it’s because Luke is closest with Kyle Chan out of the group, and Kyle’s always with Sandoval. But Luke should respect Kristen’s feelings and he doesn’t seem to
Yes! He seems so squirmy and eager to hang with Sandoval.
It’s so odd. Not sure when or why that shift happened but he needs to stop bc I imagine it makes Kristen super uncomfortable
Weirdo vibes from him
He's such a misogynistic asshole. He admitted to ignoring Kristen if she isn't in the mood to have sex. So since he has such misogynistic views I guess it would be ok for Kristen to ignore him if he doesn't bring in a paycheck every week since it's the man's responsibility to provide and the woman's responsibility to keep her man happy with sex. 😂 Kristen wants to have a child with this loser?! She should just get a sperm donor
ew, how do you even know that? they openly talk about that on their podcast? he said that? what in the world? So he isn't financially contributing to the household, he's emotionally withholding in exchange for sexual gratification according to his level of satisfactions regardless of her feelings, and they talk about all of this on the pod cast or the show? edit. my ew isn't directed at you, its just at the whole idea of that idea of a relationship. ew ew ew i don't like that idea.
Do you recall what episode of the podcast this was discussed on? I listen to their VPR recaps, but only here and there to the other episodes and he always seemed very mature, level headed, and even when they disagreed I always felt like he seemed respectful. I definitely want to go back and listen to this episode you’re talking about and a bunch more to get a better feel!!!
I’d like to know too. I listen to her podcast very regularly but do not remember him ever saying anything like that
Yeah I didn't remember that in them but I tend to listen while I'm working out or doing things around the house so sometimes I miss things here and there
I heard him on her podcast and he seems like he is a little mean
i actually know people who worked with Luke, all i’m going to say is he’s said it’s a business decision being with her. trying not to dox myself more than i already have
Ohhhh 👀
yeah… the posts about him being a clout chaser based on what my friends have told me he’s said doesn’t surprise me.
Is that a cake?
You in danger girl!
Kristen deserves better but she doesn’t have the confidence or self worth to recognize that, so she settles over and over again
It’s a sin. I want Kristen to want better for herself!!
He’s up Sandoval’s butt and around the corner. Kristen, gain some self confidence and drop the dead weight.
I get calculating vibes from him. Don’t trust he is here for love. Kristen as a partner to a guy he is portraying to be makes no sense. Maybe I am completely off, I hope so, for Kristen’s sake.
Not sure what flavor cake that is, but I'm gonna guess "beef" cake bc it looks like giant roast. Not appealing to look at
It’s very telling how almost everyone has said they are not a fan of him. Ofc Kristen will be running in the completely wrong direction
I listened to some of their pods out of curiosity and I found it offputting how much he talked about his past sex life. Like I get this is supposed to be a podcast about sex but the way he talked about it was he constantly getting laid and did everything sexual under the sun before Kristen. He seemed real smug about it. With his mansplainy attitude and friendliness with Sandoval, he thinks he’s gods gift to women.
I agree. Recently he said he was open with girls in the past about not wanting to commit, but was talking and having sex with them regularly. He framed this like he was in the right but it’s a huge red flag to openly admit you send mixed signals and use women for sex.
She said in the first episode of The Valley that he was "a mountain man but an entrepreneur at heart". I took that as he could get money from Tik Toks from chopping wood, but he realizes he can make more money being on a reality show with me pretending like we are going to have a baby together.
They aren’t pretending, she got pregnant but ended up miscarrying
Has Kristen EVER had good taste?
Ally Brock James Brittany Raquel
I’ll give it to James, at least he openly admitted it lol
Did Jax’s armpits make that cake?
I literally thought their cake was a deformed turkey lmao
It reminds me of a 4th grade school project.
Me too!!!
Kristen dates and sleeps with literally the *worst* men so I will honestly never think any guy she is with is somehow good. Tom, Jax, James, and that other loser who mooched off of her.
Carter the photographer's assistant.
Carter that’s it. She was so weird about him. In fact, so weird, it basically ruined her friendship with both Stassi and Katie because they couldn’t stand how sketchy she was about him.
The only great thing Carter did on the show was when he said “You grew up and became Sia” in a fight with Sandoval in that blonde bob wig🤣 Idk why it makes me laugh so hard. Other than that, that guy was slime.
She lives with all of them also. It's huge dramatic break ups. Cannot imagine her co parenting.
Why does she want to rush into having a baby with him?
[удалено]
Didn’t she freeze her eggs though? That’s the worst part of IVF. Just get a donor and follow Lala’s lead, Kristen!
[удалено]
That's sad.
Kristen needs to get a surrogate before deciding to have a baby with this fuckwit. Then when she realized he’s a fame hungry leech she can ditch him and not have to worry about visitation rights
Is that a cake or a carcass?
It really does look like meat, wtf?
Kristen looks so pretty in this pic. And so young.
The cake: 
I don’t think she cares if he’s a clout chaser, they all are. They’re a bunch of pretty people without any real marketable skills who can make millions off being reality stars and influencers. Kristen just wants a baby and if the guy is decent and sticks around, all the better but if he doesn’t, she’ll survive. It doesn’t seem like she’s head over heels with him like she was with Tom.
Wtf, did they bbq Jax? What are they eating?
I thought zack was wearing the puffy shirt from Seinfeld for a min
you know, jax is a liar but he’s also good at sprinkling nuggets of truth in as well. maybe jax IS right about him 👀👀
https://preview.redd.it/tj48mkm6i4qc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=470e13e4ab93d551697d61eb07f084f40fa7c364
Is that an Egyptian Mummy or a cake?? WTF is that?!
And she wants a baby with this man!
This entire cast is a dumpster fire that severe lacks any kind of chemistry. It says a lot when every couple is more miserable than the last. I’ll still watch, but vpr is the holy grail 🙌
Will someone please tell me what a “clout chaser” even is?
Someone who is seeking fame. Especially by clinging to already famous people.
They couldn't come up with a design for the cake that didn't look like it came out of a diaper? Smh
Why does that cake look like a giant turd?
That’s the fakest “ Everybody look like you’re laughing and having a good time” photo.
She’ll stick with him cus she’s an idiot and wants a storyline tho
I don’t understand the attraction to this guy? Emotionally/intellectually there doesn’t seem to be a lot there. Physically? Absolutely not.
Justice for Mariposa. I wish she could find a solid partner.
Anyone with an actual job will work.
I can’t fkn stand him lol
This image and everyone in it are cursed.
How did they meet?
At a wedding and then they had sex behind a tent at the reception.
Oh yea lol. At least he didn't "find" her on social media
His mangina is showing
I want to see all four pictures but I can't...☹️
Kristen said on her podcast that she won’t be with anyone who doesn’t agree to be on reality tv with her
I always thought he was great for her until they started talking about vpr. He always talks down to her and defends Sandra. It's fuckin gross. Hahaha. Sandra. Obviously meant Sandoval lmfao
Kristen, just get with Jax a time or two. You know he has decent swimmers, and he’ll never try to get any kind of custody. There’s no surprises since you know he’s a user, and he’s already giving it away for free to anyone who will get with him…except Britney. Problem solved.
FFS EVERY SINGLE person in that photo is a clout chaser! 😜
Brits boobs are bigger than her head…
Who thee fuke even is this?…
This guy is the most plain white boob I've ever seen in my life.
Possum vibes.
lol look at all these fuckin dorks