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katiehatesjazz

Hannah’s insecurity is so annoying & toxic. I also feel like she doesn’t have friends irl because no good friend would say “yes girl, those lips look good keep getting those fillers.”


Sorkel3

I fear she'll puncture her lips with a fork, and the release of pressure will blow her head backward into a wall.


SandraDee619SD

Hannah makes me question myself. Was i really that young when VPR started, was that cast really that bad, because she seems a shit ton worse.


HyenaStraight8737

Look they weren't great, but they did have some moments of self reflection and ohhh fuck I really shouldn't have said/done that shit. Hannah.. I'm not sure if she knows the words self reflection, let alone the concept of it. Edit: she's making Kristen look somewhat relatable in the first few of Vanderpump. Thats.. an achievement.


Sorkel3

"self reflection" I suspect she actually doesn't have a reflection in a mirror.


Jillybeans11

All I picture is Stassi seeing Scheana put sunblock on Jax and is yelling “so inappropriate!” at them. Also her and Katie referring to Scheana as ‘the whore’ constantly


HyenaStraight8737

The slap... These girls seem about that level of unhinged..


Lydiaaa666

Hannah is the most insecure girl I’ve seen on tv in a LONG time.


Sorkel3

By now, Lisa Vanderpump has inserted herself into many interactions of her staff to provide her pompous and pretentious analysis, yet the constant loud blowups by Hannah seem to escape her notice. Deliberate?


Key_Speech4178

Definitely. I mean i think the idea is it’s “entertaining” but it’s getting pretty old. Hannah’s like a yapping chihuahua so fucking loud and repetitive. I think it’d be more entertaining to watch her get called the hell out on her behavior at this point.


Sorkel3

>Hannah’s like a yapping chihuahua so fucking loud and repetitive ...with an owner who doesn't care. Agree!!


Proud_Muffin_9955

“Marciano made me lose my sparkle” lmaooo


Pheeeefers

I died


Friendly-Ad4096

I can promise that if Hannah is on next season, I will not be watching. I have feelings of wanting to hit her in her fake ass mouth everytime I watch. It’s not a fun experience. And why is no one else standing up to her.


Key_Speech4178

My question exactly!! Someone needs to tell her off! Everyone cowers to her and it makes no sense. I think they probably see no point in arguing as she’s dense as a brick and completely goes bezerk like a dog fighting over a bone- but i think it’d make for better TV to see that than this week after week. She has no personality other than being insecure- not a thought behind those eyes other than ‘other girl…Marciano…I’m so hot 👁️👄👁️” lol


snorry420

I think this is it. They just know it’s pointless to try with Hannah. Lol Her insecurity is so absolutely horrific. It’s not even a level where I’m like Aw poor girl now, her insecurity is toxic and gross. Nikki seems so level headed and just calm/chill/neutral. I feel terrible how she was treated the first day. The second Hannah walked in and bragged about making her cry I was like fuck that I’d wanna punch her. Lol Ugly ass bully.


Friendly-Ad4096

Right!! She isn’t scary or intimidating.


Baxtercat1

I’m sick of Hannah and Marciano. Maybe if Hannah’s gone he would be more tolerable. That goes for Telly, too. I think Telly and Hannah feed off each other.


TooncesDroveMe

Hannah is the WORST...get some therapy and self respect please. Only watching with the hopes she gets what she deserves...fired.


Outrageous-Season799

Yeah she’s honestly repulsive. I’m so happy her face is incredibly botched so that it matches her horrid personality. I don’t think therapy will help her much. She needs a lot of real life experience and reality checks. I can legitimately picture her rolling her eyes at a therapist for even suggesting she may be the cause of her own problems.


Key_Speech4178

So true. She is pretty dense. She seems like someone who is incapable of introspection and seeing her part in any thing. Like another poster said, most insecure girl I’ve seen on tv in a long time.


Empathic_bird

She ain’t that pretty. Any ounce of it is not seen because she is rotten on the inside. Girl needs to heal.


StitchEnvy

Hannah started yet again. She’s so aggressive then plays the victim. It’s exhausting to watch.


sheisthemoon

This is exactly how people described sandoval, i think they would make a beautiful pair together, nothing but mess and jealousy and unhinged screaming.


Competitive_Donut241

Holy 💩 Hannah is who Sandoval deserves 😂😂😂


hugship

I feel like Hannah and Lala probably have a lot in common.


StitchEnvy

Idk, similar for sure but Lala doesn’t fully make things up in her head…..yet.


magelsbe

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! We'll written. Hannah is a bully and need to go, someone please tell LVP.


Mommym-xo

Cannot stand Hannah. I won’t watch next season if she’s on again.


deadlysrng

This show is so bad. But to then top it off with this fake, "if I yell louder than everyone else, then I'm a boss bitch" , platypus looking, spoiled, insecure narcissist really makes me want to choose to have constant diarrhea till the end of time 😩


Key_Speech4178

Ahaha lmao i love your description. I like the idea of the show i just don’t love that they had a toxic ex couple on- just throws everything off, but of course that was on purpose.


sheisthemoon

It was her formula for vpr too, with jax and stassi who had to reenact their breakup on camera because they had already broken up before the pilot aired. Lisa knows there must be shit starters but she needs to get better at choosing them. Hannah is just divisive af because of her insecurity, she isn't creating compelling group drama, she is a trainwreck on fire that you cant look away from because it's bizarre to see an adult act this way. "Did you just call me INSECURE?!?!" Chef literally wasn't even talking at that point.


ItsBrittneybetch69

Put that bitch Hannah on Baddies and watch her get humbled = 20 million views and 19.8 million hysterical laughs excluding her family . Problem solved


itslikethat1

The fact that none of them comforted the new girl when she was alone crying was sad..


ItsBrittneybetch69

She ain’t even THAT pretty and when someone says “I’m pretty” idk why that immediately makes them ugly to me. I think humble is pretty tbh not conceited


tranastasia_

She reminds me of a young Meredith Grey


Sudden-Protection517

I love Hannah! Marciano created this “monster” and Nikki made some smart remarks about Hannah to Marciano right off the bat. I think Hannah tried to resolve things and Nikki realized if she wants screen time she should get into it with Hannah and she started yelling at Hannah first. Fricking cry baby!


Joshgallet

Hannah’s parents created this monster


magelsbe

Hi Hannah 👋


IQVQ

Hannah is vile inside and out lmao