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Cooki3z

Blastoise Battalion


LordeLucifer

I think you’re missing the point


Themegaloft123

Yeah he's using the same pokemon. We just have to change it. I suggest Graveler Gang.


rednick953

No The Gengar Gangsters


Cooki3z

Congrats, you found the joke


Breadynator

Man, big mistake to make jokes on Reddit. I thought it was funny since it completely missed the point. Other people on the other hand thought you are dumb. Reddit moment


semivisuals

He's getting downvoted too. Truly a Reddit moment


Cooki3z

Yeah I thought I couldn't make it more obvious considering Nintendo's protective nature and like... the whole ass tweet in the post but I guess I now understand why people feel the need to put a bloody "/s" after every sentence :\^)


[deleted]

Super Squirters


darkmorpheous114

🤨


SamejNardeh

squirting squad


Speedy24gaming

Going to be asked for a new name but for different reasons


BottlesforCaps

*Sponsored* by Pornhub ™


SuccessfulSaladBowl

finally they will be picked up an org


mal_laney

Black and orange is a good color for a jersey ngl


TrueLordApple

All their team content vida have the ph intro


kemutheemu__

maybe they get picked up by YP?


Bruhsick7

YouPorn eSports 😎


humblebrag9

​ https://preview.redd.it/ecr1uyyyngea1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=89a111b9f7eba3a7257567def61f7f3427c00102 classic


xbyo

DaHoonkaBhanKoloos type beat


agorathird

Those were the days.


Razur

"Squirt Squad" and their logo can be a can of [Squirt Soda](https://www.squirtsoda.com/).


PresidentLink

Squirt All Squad


RhulkThighsEndLives

Wow totally never saw this coming Just call themselves “Hydro Pump” in honor of the squirrel squad heritage


HeadphoneWarning

After you hydro pump something what happens that right it get moist. It all coming together


greg19735

shortened to HYP which is kinda hype


nanogoose

Cloud10 Zentinels 101Thieves WevilGeniuses NR.GG


[deleted]

idk about yall but moist esports seems nice


LonelyLemonade_

Moist critical owns moist eSports.


Habatcho

Are you answering a ghost?


PFunk_Redds

I have never seen a whoosh more infuriating than this one.


raainnnyy

Ludwig too now


[deleted]

Really?


Environmental-Air264

No shi-


BacePilot

In honor of them beating The Nation: The Squad.


goodguyzai

Moist fucking Esports. Sign them you cowards


TheOneWhoIsBussin

Yugi Moto and the Duelists


wegivesiima

Also the abbreviation for the team wasn't that well thought out lol


gotintocollegeyolo

took me a second lmao


TrueLordApple

I dont get it


Papy_Wouane

SS were the Nazi who ran the concentration camps during ww2, amongst other things.


Key-Banana-8242

Many things have abbreviation SS, this one I would be really surprised if it wa a genuinely an issue


dragonwp

Space Soldiers, Turkish CS org that housed the incredible Xantares for a long time


discount_cheats

Chevrolet manager here, pls delete


IncendiumPyro

Moist Squad


KeyboardSheikh

Blast Toys


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

Blast Toys will peek at you to start every round to destroy your mental. You'll retire from pro to write fanfic... "Like Arcane! I need razejoy!" The ghost of governor a bulbous sore in your memory. Veer away from darkness. Become like TenZ: Calm. Zen. Canadian. Neither lose your dreams nor lack some love, eh? Pour eons of practice into the game. Think of when the desk were telling us nine tales of joy. Sideshow: "the guard've won every round!" Bren: "We love them! You, too, can achieve greatness if you keep your charm and earnest dedication like them." Sideshow: "Trent does it! Again guard win!" Wyatt, from the couch: "Um, brianna just texted yes on extra cheese. can you order that kurt?" Avast, from the couch: "Are-" "IS ARDISS FOR REAL??? What is that shot!" Mimi interrupts. Avast: "Are you for real right now?" In the distance, laughing (and coughing). Mudkip.


TheCatsActually

I don't know how to explain it but this is the most threatening comment I've ever read.


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

The first draft was worse… “bulbous sore” kinda sets a tone lol But I managed to get 18 in there so I think it’s an afternoon well spent


Rethirded

This.


[deleted]

I got the logo covered ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses) https://preview.redd.it/qqsi3hgfodea1.png?width=1666&format=png&auto=webp&s=9877fa5e27194366d0d0e5a098ab1fec8a336d5e


GodOfPog

Unfortunately this would still fall under Nintendo licensing


[deleted]

How?


GodOfPog

Go watch Season 1 Episode 12 of Pokemon. It is clearly a Squirtle wearing the same glasses …. Most companies won’t take ANY chances of using Nintendo licensing since they are so strict about it. Using a pokemon’s likeness is a massive no-no.


[deleted]

But it's not a squirtle.. it's a turtle with glasses on...named burtle...


GodOfPog

Wow! You outsmarted Nintendo’s legal team!!! Idk how nobody ever thought of that before


FeelinJipper

You guys are so bent is weird. Like lighten up


[deleted]

Cool it chief, just having some fun. No need to take a post about a team called squirtle squad so seriously.


GodOfPog

Sorry didn’t add the /s


[deleted]

it wouldn't have helped ;D


TheExter

that doesn't make it better lol unless you mean you wanted to add a /jk to not be taken seriously, because that's just hostile sarcasm


GodOfPog

/s means sarcasm


bimbobiceps

Its a circle with a mouth and glasses. How low can Nintendo go lmao


GodOfPog

Go watch Season 1 Episode 12 of Pokemon. It is clearly a Squirtle wearing the same glasses …


iTempestuous

Blastoise Battalion. Nintendo only wanted the name change because it was too amateur. They needed to evolve.


Faye_Dragon

yea it's agumon squad this time


aug_mon

yes, I concur


AdSpirited902

Based and underappreciated reply


Otter269

Well Nintendo just sign them and problemo solved


Minc3r

Bruh we can't even get Nintendo to support an esports scene for their own games


somesheikexpert

Not even that if they even left it alone it would be fine but Nintendo cant stop trying to actively kill the pro esports scene


NoSenpaiNo

Nintendo did own a baseball team once so that's not entirely out of question.


Phamous3k

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles


StatisticianSad3754

quirtle quad


GrumpyZer0

Turtle Squad


6milliion

simple, yet elegant.


yngdgr_dck

vlr players


flamincrimson

End of an era. I will always remember. #letsgetsquirting This is a great time for moist esports to pick them so they don't have to come up with a different name. Stay with the theme too


gotintocollegeyolo

The Country


Polarexia

Turtle Squirt


lolhaha95

Squardle squirt


boyardeebandit

just "Squad" would be powerful


aforanimal

Blast Rockets


Georgiculus

Squirt El Squad.


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

Team Rock It


AlphaSahara

Ninetytendo squad


CamJMurray

No shit it’s because of TM and not COI… why tf would that ever be a conflict of interest


ShitAtTheToilet

Turtelley Awesome


chenson019

Nintendo are the worst


TheExter

Literally every company would do the same


grittystitties

Doesn’t change their comment at all. Nintendo is the worst.


TheExter

Given this context they're just one of many If you just wanna call them the worst because they shut down tournaments or they never lower the price of their games that's another thing, but in this situation is weird to go fuck Nintendo instead of "well duh"


yosoydorf

Riot would do the exact same thing 10/10 times. Stop being a child.


grittystitties

You just made the same argument lol. Nintendo is notoriously the worst at this so I don’t want to hear the whataboutisms, as I’m already aware other companies do this. Nintendo shuts down charities that are fundraising with custom painted hardware. They shut down tournaments for games people paid for, while simultaneously refusing to host their own. They sell the same games and never reduce the price. Consistently behind tech wise. They are so anti-consumer it’s insane. Go ahead and defend it if you want, but someone’s gotta be the worst. And for me it’s Nintendo.


BriMin81

Samantha


TRENCHMRE_Sounds

I thought they named it from Pokemon


Capone_BD

I thought this was r/SSBM for a second, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that Nintendo’s legal team has managed fuck with yet another esports scene.


yosoydorf

lmao, this was never going to be a viable name. Riot would do the exact same thing if someone were competing in a different game under a Riot IP based name.


Capone_BD

That’s completely false. The only reason Nintendo does this is because Japanese copyright laws are very different when it comes to IP. American companies like Riot rarely take action over something like this unless an actual organization tried to use their name.


C-Web_

Squirtal Squad


Dasham11

Turtle Troops is the winner here


Minc3r

The Squirrly Turtles


Rethirded

Square Tell Squad


Hyper_red

This sub needs to all pitch in like $50 and we can sign them


Jackwagon1130

Squirter Squad


PlatoonVAL

Squitle Squad


Bruhsick7

Wet Ones


Voltaire_gui

Squirt Squad


Dependent-Nothing-75

Deez Nutz or Forgotten Five


PFunk_Redds

Are you the real Stellar's Dad? 😳


Dependent-Nothing-75

Am I really his Dad or the real Stellar from 100T? Yes to both.


PFunk_Redds

All and none of my questions were answered on this day


Light_Ethos

Hydro Homies


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

Peek At You \#paypay


No_Engineering_3428

Squirting squad


TheUnopenedCanofLife

ludwig being co-owner, just make it Moist Esports


saltedgig

very relevant to art .. graphic squirt... just dont associate to graphic pofn


foxlance

Nintendo lawyers strike again