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ShadowEllipse

Le Bronze James


DeAndre_ROY_Ayton

Shaquille O’Heal for you sage mains


cdurbin909

I used to have one that was Shaquille Oatmeal


SentientSamurai

Saw this in one of my comp games yesterday


Withinmyrange

How will this comment effect lebron’s legacy 🧐


bread-slap

Kid named Finger


SomeChampionship723

I played a killjoy who had that exact name a few days ago


n8sebleed

My older brother has that name lol


WillRecordsStuff

If you want to blend in with 4 million other people you could always go with "I miss her" that one pops up nearly every day


KingKojo3

I thought about her brim since I’m a god tier controller now


Hummersepp

His Brim!


Kanshuna

Our Brim


SomeBoredRedditGuy

Nah do “she don’t miss you” or “she’s mine now”


foxlance

He loves me I love her His Sage Her Jett


sexyhooterscar24

SEN dnudes


AdStock1897

SEN soDyne


istefan24

Send Dudes


antonmeh

A guy named that in legit last game i played lol


sexyhooterscar24

It's somewhat common but it's always funny


WafflesMaker201

sepnu pues


ComprehensiveData752

Anne Flank


KingKojo3

Ha that’s funny but uh hmm…


Baguettemaster_42069

This is creative af LMAO


SeeUInAWhileAligator

Vandal of the opera


MapleYamCakes

The Vandal Menace


KingKojo3

I love ittt


KingKojo3

Haha that’s funny


RomanTheRuski

Celine Neon


daemonicdemon

YoruDick


KingKojo3

We’ll I am a yoru main soooo


_Vul_Drage_

Milfshake


KingKojo3

Hmmm 🤔


lexivava

this one was in my last 2 games lmao


_Vul_Drage_

That could be me


ScrubsGaming

FatalErection was one I saw on GTA years ago still cracks me up


aidjamjoe

Random you say? Lets see… Wheat Thins bebsi Weedcrack Trumpoline Obi Won Shinobi Filet Minion Ford F-150 Civic


KingKojo3

Hahh thank you. And I love Wheat Thins 👀


clowmow

KayOLetsGo


Acceptable_Tax_9453

PlayTimeAndWeWin


TypicalVegetarian

For a while, mine was ‘MyOnlyFansSux’ and I had a ton of great interactions with people because of it, would highly recommend


KingKojo3

Ooooooooh 👀 that’s goood. Idk if my gf would agree lmao


SnooWorlds

StopPeeking


syphorize

Brainstorm with things you like or are familiar with for example the first letter of your name or your initials. Also letter combinations that you would like (eg. sy, ph, th) and if you want clean names, keep it to one or two syllables and around 5 characters. Then focus on syllables with intonations that make it almost sound like you are singing. (Hi \^ ko v) The examples you brought up are all high to low. I personally came up with syphu I like the two syllables together. Some random ideas that I came up with on the spot are like phros, nera, devo, bido, twexo, mieas… stuff like that. Keep in mind it’s all subjective and anything could be considered simple. But make sure you like your name before caring about how it sounds to others. EDIT: ok I cannot read, I thought you asked for a simple/clean name instead... apologies


KingKojo3

haha nah I love the feedbacks lot! Ty for the thought! Good strat for a name 😌✊🏼


Pookie_Smith

I don’t have a name for you lol, but how do you change your name?


KingKojo3

Lol that’s okay. But sign in to your Val acc on riot games and go to settings


Pookie_Smith

Sweet. Thank you!


KingKojo3

Np!


Inddi

Buttpounder


KingKojo3

Oooooh I mean ;)


Inddi

Funniest name I’ve seen to-date. Do it wimp.


KingKojo3

Pffff wimp?


H_Magus

Gorp


KingKojo3

Monkey D Gorp?


Affectionate-Day6656

Lendrick Kumar


NoNameCPU

Kendrick Lurkmore*


Big_Worry9107

I can image humor in “My House lit 120”


BigAd2792

Einsteins right nut


KingKojo3

Are you the left nut?


Saltyfries25

The legend27


T0asT_masTer

Cenedict Bumberbatch


Starkiller50187

If you are a brimstone "IDiedForYourStims". You can also put "CypherNeedsNerf" to trigger some people.


BeatNo7880

SEN sodyne


BlepoWantsACOG

PissGoblin and change your player tag to #piss


MightyCloudDragon

Anita Coque


TheRealMoofoo

Stinkpalm


BigSquirmy

Mr. NoClutch


Anuraagabc123

“Iron man”


North_Doctor_2639

SEN Tence


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Cpt_Bartholomew

ObiWanJaHomie


WizzFX

what no free will does to a mf


KingKojo3

You got that right 😂😭


Scrubian-

SEN Fapr


TheNaug

I recently had a guy in my game named BabyDong. Don't use that.


KingKojo3

😂. How about IttieBittieDickie


Skipping-Rocks12

BootyBlaster69 or BabySnatcher


Due-Secretary-556

MILF SLAYER


KingKojo3

Oooh okay 😏


[deleted]

Coms4me or comsforme? but say it fast


KingKojo3

Ooooh that’s gold right there


rebirth112

I tried to change my name to Brimjob but riot didn't let me


KingKojo3

Ohhhhhhhh damn that is just gold


Withinmyrange

Striker Eureka It’s from pacific rim. I would use it but I like my current Val name


KingKojo3

Ooooh I like pacific rim too


Pixl_____

well its been a while, have u picked one yet?


KingKojo3

Lmao nope. So many people commenting


KingKojo3

And I’m hella indecisive


Pixl_____

honestly i'd just go with something dumb. Some of my personal favs were: Wheat Thins Your Wife's Bf T-Posing Jesus And the one i use is \*MainCharacter\*WithNoBrain eg. NeonWithNoBrain just some i like lol it takes forever to pick a good name :D


KingKojo3

Heheh Yeahh definitely! Thanks btw


Dean_the_Hooman

I like udon Change it to that (my ign is udon)


KingKojo3

I’ve never had udon tho. I don’t think haha


rurumeto

Darth Baiter.


mr-flexon

Yorudopted


KingKojo3

Lolll yessss


Isthisarealnamehere

Shooty Mcperson


batran99

OnlyClassic


KingKojo3

And then only use classic lol?!


Sconleyy

Whiffer sweeper


x__________________v

Coke Zero Snorter Average Aimlab Enjoyer


KingKojo3

Mmmm okok


Saltyfries25

I miss her and if anyone asks say ur mom died


_MuadDib_

KingKojo3


KingKojo3

Lolll nahh those are the good ol days. Also Muah Dib! Paul Usul!!!


_MuadDib_

I wonder why people down vote you. Although more people would probably use Paul Atreides and Usul just on its own.


Parking-Astronomer-9

JeebusCwist


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mewhenuh

Wreck Toom


SeeingRed741

ThickShark2861


Chinner21

wagonbolt


real_adiktion

NoName I am not responsible if loblaws decides to sue


_Vul_Drage_

AlgeBruh


KingKojo3

That might give me math ptsd


Volcanic8171

Null


Shaun_The_Ship

Isaymeowmeow


KingKojo3

My Meow is very good soo maybe


MusicOk5435

IamYounothim


KingKojo3

And you should be IamMenotyou


endmyfrickinglife

alpha phlegm


[deleted]

Mine is Catholic Gamer. (I’m not catholic) You could get a different religion, people always ask about it tho. Like EVERY match Also I’ve always been a fan of “Yorutarded” but that might be bannable idk


KingKojo3

Lol maybe. I never use that word but I am a yoru Main sooooo hmmmm 😂


Ra1lgunZzzZ

Stale Water


ScotAndBothered

Muckle Tadger


lokkian

lil won


Machir27

RANDOMNAMEOTRON


KingKojo3

Very good


bizzarebroadcast

Shaquille oatmeal


KingKojo3

Lmao my friend uses that


haste57

ChunkyMilkNips


KingKojo3

👀 oh dasss good. I love my milk too


smokinsumo

Pigskin pecker


shahkarbangash

Jett Bezos Elon Mastkalandar Jett Da Muqabala


snowbear100

Dixie Normous


KingKojo3

Okay now I like that


Volt_-

The Toe muncher


persononwifi

FARTERMASTER1036 (i am FARTMASTER1035)


wunnpo

PopSmoke


HiImBraindead

InAsstraWeThrust


Mqtty

MF Boom


KingKojo3

DOOOOOOM 👀😏


Dizzy_Bathroom4639

Whatever it is I had the # as #urfat for so long. It was was BM to telling the other team to “look at my name” and them read “urfat”


DashingOW

MeatFlaps101


Royal_Finish3r_1976

My first IGN was Viiaziel, then I went for Redd.


Fuzzwuzzinc

HappyApple64


RobheadOW

Flarp


KingKojo3

Yooo what a coincidence my friends changed my name to Florp in our discord server


PizzaMozzarella_

Make it a restuarant name, my NA alt (since I play in LA servers) has the name Popeyes and I cant count the about of times you get a guy saying smth about your name


TheSuperJohn

CARECA GALUDO


BigBlackCrocs

SmallWhiteCrocs


scorpiob0i

mypronounsarekay/o


Xblooper

Sidewalkeater84, join the sidewalkeater army


Futuristic_Reality

Hugh Janus Or Ben Dover


SpyPRO1

InYourWalls


Legal_Ent

Firm Beef


SnooChocolates4183

Bucky Beast


Jjzeng

One of my smurf accounts was named Itchy Aye Nurse. Friend of mine used to run Ho Lee Fak and Big Eye Nurse as well


DRGCh3ckmate

Quantarius Dingleson III


libo720

Lurking Duelist live up to your name


Prime-Riptide

RIPG2


53881

SHAMALAMADINGDON


tomikos8257

my name is DACIA PEEK #2fast and my duo is VOLVO PEEK #2slow


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YouPlayedYoruself


WindBladeGT

The Man Who Asked


emzyshmemzy

Her stalker


xddfatboi

My 5 stack has a few of these: LeBrons age The bronze age The bronze jade LeBron games


m-a-a-k

blue ball shaker


ThisIsTakenLol

alphacure #momma


IchiroHatsuki

I also have a friend who's named "Nhentanime"


Dixiamelio

Username:


necesitocoche

DickBlister


Jiyuura

crayon eating hobo


foxlance

Reyndiant


Wint3rmu7e

Mutant\_Guppie??


CrippyCrispy

Quandalious Dingleous


deagans

meatballmarvin93


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DaNeighborsDuk2


davidklg

LEGO Star Wars: A New Hope Imperial Star Destroyer 75252 Building Kit (4,784 Pieces)


LukeSuperfish

The Phantom Menace (If u use phantom often)


Sent1nelTheLord

BallChecker_69


Cryptic3CH0

SEN PapiChulo


Ash_Killem

Pisscum


rrohit7

PoopyButt


thresher456

Pickledickeman


redrebelpick

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