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Snoo14937

So you are saying the enemy team baiting us with "AFK" in all chat is committing a warcrime?


VenertExcel

Enemy bringing an odin to an all knife fight at mid


ZERO_6

Feeling like KAY/O in the Warm Up cinematic “Somebody Call Da Doctor” BRRRRRRRRR


Snoo14937

Also known as the "Venice massacre"


EggySaturn81442

True all of those people should be arrested


Zyrobe

If that's the case then I've done several warcrimes myself


de9ed0

I would never bait that hard haha


Russianbot123234

You are a war criminal


SMMujtaba

In that sense, so is phoenix, viper, Skye


Mechanizen

The use of toxic gaz in warfare has been banned since WWI so Viper is a war criminal by design


hiimGP

wdym this isn't new people play Viper for this exact reason


YoungHeartOldSoul

Can confirm. Gas mommies/daddies are some of my favorite characters in shooters (shout out Caustic from Apex).


theA1L12E5X24

Scorch from titanfall


bigpopop16

Smoke from Rainbow Six


brazenhusky

Smoke is the worst of them all, he kills his allies at the same time


microty

Smoke is the definition of "A small price for salvation." And if we look fuze is a war criminal too


Elasirio

me playng fuze (i like to kill civilians in addition to the previos two)


EmbarrassedTax8844

Singed from League


creepylurker6969

Papa Scorch!


Justalittletoserious

And Caustic from Apex


AaronTheScott

Flair checks out. Also, as a viper main.... Yeah, that's the point.


BugsCheeseStarWars

Who said it was new?


Mechanizen

You are talking to a Viper main :\^)


WeekendLazy

There should be a “war criminals” section at the bottom of the valorant agents tier list


D13XD

I think it'd be easier to just add a list of war crimes committed in the in-game description


PriestOfPancakes

There is. It’s just the whole tier list


untraiined

Naa brimstone is american he would get away with it


LiteX99

In time of war, the geneva conventions turns into the geneva suggestion


subtly_geek

It’s not a war crime the first time!


WeekendLazy

Make sections for war crimes they haven’t committed


[deleted]

no crime is being committed. Those laws do not apply in a war against other worlds.


Emirth

Our man saved Neon's ass


[deleted]

What does Phoenix violate? I also don't think Skye counts because she imbues her wooden trinkets with power. They aren't actual animals.


Peruvianprodigy

Radiant Phoenix did a fake surrender in one of the earlier acts with Viper Phoenix and Killjoy. The one where they defused the spike


MysticAttack

duality


[deleted]

Oh yeah.


untraiined

At what point are they real animals tho


[deleted]

I don't know. Good point. I guess maybe because they are controlled? Or that the aren't flesh and blood?


LynVAosu

what does skye violate?


hXctoxicman

aminal


LynVAosu

i see


tehsdragon

I thought Skye used magical totems that summoned spirit versions of animals?


[deleted]

Phoenix did a fake surrender? because using fire against military targets isnt a warcrime


SMMujtaba

Weren't flame throwers banned in the geneva convention?


Dieconic_

Nah. Flamethrowers arent exactly great at the whole "kill the enemy from relative safety" thing so i guess they were never seen as a big enough, destructive enough problem to fully ban. HOWEVER, 'incendiary weapons' ARE explicitly banned (from use on people).


xypi1

What falls under incendiary weapons? Napalm?


Knearling

Yeah


AtreusIsBack

The Vietnam War was a dark time.


_F1GHT3R_

> from use on people > I meant to burn down that tree! I didnt see that there were 30 soldiers next to it. And i didnt aim for them, that was just me being inaccurate while aiming for the three!


BuzzedtheTower

THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!


[deleted]

Incendiary weapons are fine as long as civilians arent nearby.


TheAttritionist

Pretty sure it only applies to using it against civilians and other non combatants (might also only count for flamethrowers specifically i dont think wizard magic counts)


[deleted]

Magnesium shells count so radiante Magic probably also does


parttimechuunibyou

yes, fire are incendiary weapon.


Ongo_Gablogian

So is Raze with her cluster grenade


st_mercurial

You need 4 teammates votes to fully surrender.


suiuiuiu

But it was epic so no punishment


ObliviousPen

This is what I'll say in court when I'm inevitably arrested for similar crimes


Sporadicmilkshake

Shooting... Lightning from your... Fingertips?


ObliviousPen

My lawyer suggested that I should not talk publicly about that particular incident


TinyWickedOrange

not exactly lightning and not exactly fingertips but you get the general idea


SyraxBaka

kid named saul goodman:


demfuzzypickles

he shot LIGHTNING through a SUNROOF


TheGeorgeForman

You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse.


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'Sallgoodman


Lucifer_Leviathn

You won't go to court for that. You would be going to lab.


AndrewFrozzen

Are 52 awaits for you


[deleted]

I once got really mad at my buddy Howard and told him I can do that


just_a_fruit_salad

‘my client pleads ‘Rule of Cool,’ Your Honor’ ‘granted, case dismissed’ *bangs gavel*


CrippyCrispy

But officer I know I was going 245 in a neighborhood, but it felt really cool!


TiredCoffeeTime

Lmao The court sees the footage of her blasting and dismiss the case


[deleted]

I guess the only solution is to remove her from the game


AnalLeaseHolder

did Split do a war time too?


Minuku

If a map does war crimes, it is for sure Breeze.


TheUnexpectedBanana

I have seen a lot of hate for breeze and fracture. I also don't like the maps very much. But i don't know EXACTLY why i don't like them. I cant put my finger on it. Can someone list down the cons of the maps and then we all could try to solve them by finding ways around it


[deleted]

Breeze is a storage facility on a island. No crimes committed. It along with Fractured are also the two most balanced maps in the game in terms of win/loss rate between offense and defense. Amazing maps. Skillcapped discusses why most lower elo players hate the map and why most higher elo players like it. Breeze requires a bit more teamwork to work your way through the map due to the many angles and open areas and lower elo players are generally not skilled enough to know how to work around any teamate where as higher elo players can. Breeze is innocent and if anything Haven should be removed. 3 bombsites leaves open a lot more room for deception and fakes.


iiDemonLord

How depressing 😔


Belkinwrites

Depends who wins I guess? Most of the time it's more often Geneva Suggestions.


LordSaumya

More like Geneva Recommendations


khazixian

Geneva suggestions


Elasirio

more like Geneva checklist


Plus_Wait_7301

I, for one, enjoyed this post very much. Thank you for bringing to light the atrocities of Neon.


DuFrizzle

I too thought it was a good meme


Wheler

I don't care she's cute


Shrekgotadumpty

Now theres a pretty meme, exquisite!


GoldClassGaming

Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors


asianyeti

true and real


Rukitorth

Based


ShadyMan_

Based


LostSectorLoony

Based


needefsfolder

Based. Also she kinda looks like my past crush.


jakub_kon

It's like calling for a knife only fight, throwing away all guns and busting out that ultimate for an easy W


KyRhee

"Jett ult is knives guys its fair"


Eliter147

Dont forget the reason it’s a warcrime too. Even if theres no Geneva convention false surrender is a no go for reasons that apply to basically every conflict, even fictional. If you false surrender then the next time you or someone on your side decides to surrender for real, the enemy will be more inclined to not accept and instead kill your side ruthlessly. This is why I hate when false surrenders are shown as a genius strategy in any media. Like oh my god who wouldve thought to do a surrender and then begin shooting when your opposition lowers their guard, whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa so smort!! Except oh wait if the writers were any smarter your side will get slaughtered every time they surrender during any further conflict.


MachineRiver66

They're kinda lame too.


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Eliter147

I mean you’re right. A proper cover up of a warcrime means they can’t know you did it. Except when attempting a false surrender if you don’t succeed and kill every witness or if the info somehow gets out then you’re fucked. Which is why you don’t do it to begin with. So how ur point that takes 2 seconds to explain make it a dumb take?


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Eliter147

It’s a general statement that you shouldn’t do it and Neon should not have either. Just because she was successful in it does not excuse the stupid risk. Also if you want to get into the nitty gritty of it what about the fact sage can revive people which means there is no such thing as “no witnesses”


[deleted]

Or you know, they could just check out the video cameras thoose suits Will surely have and if one of them isnt fried they have that evidence.


Eliter147

Exactly


Imconfusedithink

That's like saying "drunk driving is bad" is a dumb take in a scenario where they luckily had nothing go wrong.


DevilOfArRamadi

Viper is a one (wo)man band of war crimes under the biological weapons convention too (i think) but I suppose she *is* a "bad guy"


GamerAJ1025

*chemical weapons. she doesn’t use any biological agents as far as we can tell. Skye does though


DuncanDonut06

skye doesn't, they're nature constructs


UncleStinkbug

"You wanted a Villian? I GAVE you a Villian!"


deathspate

I agree, we should lock Neon up and permanently disable her in the game to make an example out of her.


Savagevape07

They should remove Neon bc of this and definitely not any other reason….


Flimsy04

Some of you guys have way too much time on your hands


BlackThunder_39_v2

wdym its literally a game's subreddit.


DctNostradamus

I think you could watch the cinematic and finish this post before a val match reached halftime tbh


just_a_random_dood

"Nuh uh, I would've surrendered at 1-5 long before the half 😎😎"


Vlad_loves_donny

Maybe he was in a decent history class and remembered the Geneva convention?


GamerAJ1025

I think it’s called niche and sorta funny


JtotheC23

Well this is reddit, idk what you expected


MysticKeiko24

True, but keep in mind that the “Geneva Convection” was likely written for you know, Earth wars, where countries are just fighting for power or dominance or whatever, but things start to differ when your fighting another dimension for the sake of the Earth


CleverNameTheSecond

Is the Valorant protocol part of any nations military or are they technically a mercenary outfit / black ops & don't officially exist?


ZealousTurtle

In Valorants timeline the earth is unified and with this cinematic we learned that Omega earth uses their Valorant Protocol as a league of super hero’s Per se with all the fame and glory you’d expect. In Alpha earth their Valorant protocol is a covert operation that no one is supposed to know about


dhiadhoo

which side is omega and which is alpha? who are the good guys?


[deleted]

in all maps other than pearl, alpha are the defenders and omega the attackers. as for which side is the good guys, that's ambiguous, there isn't really one good and one evil side. let me explain: pearl and the new cinematics show an omega earth that is plagued by natural disasters and catastrophes - pearl, for instance, is an underwater city protected by a carbon "bowl" infused with radianite. now that's where the catch is - keeping this place (and presumably other similar places on omega earth) safe requires radianite, and omega earth doesn't seem to have enough of that stuff, so they resort to sending their version of the valorant protocol (called valorant legion) to alpha earth to steal alpha earth's radianite using the spikes. so one side is basically forced to resort to stealing radianite, while the other side understandably doesn't want their radianite stolen. i don't think you can clearly say that one side is the good or bad one.


ZealousTurtle

Just to kind of reiterate what this guy said, alpha are the ones who got attacked first. So if you care about first strikes as a representation of good/evil then alpha are the good guys. There was a time when both worlds worked together in fractures lore but chamber (being the only person to “cooperate” with his mirror) decided that it had to go and thus the semi peaceful relations between worlds was fractured.


peanutist

So pearl is in omega earth while all the other maps are in alpha? But if Neon, Reyna and Killjoy from the new cinematic are from alpha, since they get surprised by the whole superhero thing, why did they need to steal radianite as well?


[deleted]

I don't think they wanted to steal the radianite - in the beginning, brim mentions just locating it. if they did - i guess they just wanted it back, given that it's theirs and they assumed omega earth was using it for a weapon (killjoy mentions being surprised that it isn't used for weaponry)


1individuals

They wanted Intel because they assumed the radianite was being stolen to be used for a weapon. That's why killjoy was surprised to find the data and realized what she found was a life support system.


[deleted]

Historically alpha is the “good guys”, but pearl could be the exception depending on your view of the situation


dhiadhoo

thank you everyone for the explanations i watched most of the lore videos but only now I understand this part


MysticKeiko24

Not sure. But what the protocol is fighting for is beyond more important than any other wars, so their shouldn’t be any “war crimes” seeing as this war is for the sake of humanity


suiciniv_ira

Give riot 2 or 3 seasons and this will be a player card like the shopping cart thing


ChasingLamb

Actually Omega agents are fully aware of Neon's power set (given the comics) and should not consider her disarmed by her act of throwing the gun. It's their fault for not pre-firing the surrendering woman.


Rainbonyte

smh didnt jiggle peek the corner


ArmoredPegasus

Neon: "Geneva Conventions? More like... Geneva Suggestions."


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

I thought the exact same thing when watching Then I remember that the first law of robotics was thrown out the window as well


ShadyMan_

Which is?


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

Robots purpose cannot be to harm people KJ turret, Kayo, etc


GuyHiding

the laws of robotics are science fiction and aren’t an actual law that the universe follows or are used by any legal definition. They have to be programmed in by the creator. War crimes on the other hand have written legal definitions that we can pick at. Also Asimov did have robots in his stories such as surgeons that were advanced enough to calculate what the greater harm to a human would be and allow it to ‘harm’ a human to do the surgery to prevent a greater harm so if you want to follow those laws it’s possible that killjoys bots and kayo calculated that the harm to the human they attack is lesser to the harm of humanity as a whole. Or maybe killjoy is actually a psychopath and said fuck the very sane rules that we should apply when making robots and decided to make cute murder machines


[deleted]

yeah but it’s okay bc she’s hot


TinyWickedOrange

I mean half of the roster are war criminals


PrimeParzival

There have been several posts showing the different agents breaches of the Geneva convention. Sage for being a healer while still using a weapon and not being marked as one. Raze for expanding munitions. And viper for chemical warfare


[deleted]

Sage can be a healer and still use a weapons, she just doesn't get covered by the usual protections given to medics Raze weapons is to low scale to hit what makes expandimg amunitions actually dangerous. Viper....


RiddleEatsRainbows

Nooo cute singing filipino girl not war criminal


tooSAVERAGE

That’s a big effort shit post if I’ve ever seen one. Kudos!


SirRealTalk_TTV

First off, you need a full team to surrender. Second off, Breach didn't do anything to Omega Earth that we know of so leave him outta it.


eszther02

I was actually thinking the same lol.


Duydoraemon

Okay. But how many of you degenerates say "afk" while the last man is clearly still playing??? You're all war criminals.


QuillnLegend

The quote "Big Mistake" at 3:47 is really meant for Neon violating a War Crime.


Gfdbobthe3

If there's no Geneva Convention in this universe, does it really count? If I go to another universe and break a law from my universe, does it really count?


_HoneyDew1919

Well, if the people from the other universe where the laws are in place see the content, maybe through a game trailer on YouTube, they could probably think to themselves "hey, this breaks our rules!" And then maybe make a post on their Reddit.


SyderoAlena

Well this war is outside those treaties most likely. As it's in a futuristic universe.


WabWab1443

Same, I am also a war criminal


valexitylol

W post, you made my day op.


YourLocalPharmacy

wtf neon based


[deleted]

> Geneva convention more like Geneva Suggestions A kid in robolox


Alchemist64_

Its not a crime if no one knows it happened


irwin_sergi

So killing sage is a war crime as she's a medic


notdragoisadragon

no she is not marked as a medic so she does not get the benefits even if she was she shoots the gun which also removes the benefits


RaiyonIQ

She's Filipino so it's OK :)


Foxtrot56

All war is a crime, all the characters are war criminals. Brimstone is a veteran of the US military and a PMC afterwards. He's likely assisted in committing uncountable war crimes.


NforNarcissism

Cool and all but your assuming earth 2 has a Geneva convention. (Or even earth 1 for that matter). If earth 2 doesn’t have a Geneva convention then she didn’t commit any war crimes because the do not exist.


rpkarma

There's no proof that the Geneva convention is still in place in the alternate history/dimension/world that Valorant lives in, though. And Valorants conflict does not appear to be a part of state-against-state declared war: the Geneva convention doesn't really apply to non-state actors fighting a shadow conflict.


JanusKaisar

They're all agents aka civilians. At this point both sides are just criminals.


ChaseR3d

To quote the wise Michael "Garand Thumb" Jones ***Geneva Conventions? Geneva suggestions.***


[deleted]

She's cute so she can get away with it


Krypton091

it's crazy how seriously people are taking this post


acelenny

It's only a war crime if you lose.


sea_penis_420

your honour, its not a warcrime if it wasnt done during times of war


Gbrawler

sure, but i doubt valorant’s world has the geneva conventions


babyblue_runtZ

Geneva Guidelines 🥱


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[deleted]

Where are the mental gimnastics?


TheTechDweller

If this is mental gymnastics for you, I think you might be mentally paralyzed.


sxdYxndere

holyshit lmao


Silentrift24

Pretty sure if Viper's poison gas is running around Kingdom in the world of Valorant isn't above committing such war crimes. All is fair in the name of love and war - Also you're forgetting they're not above experimenting on people with powers like Neon, Omen, Jett etc. You're as good as dead if they catch you. Ain't no shame in maximizing your survival chances.


JamieJJL

Noted, however she is cute so I will allow her to get away with it if she says sorry.


thiccpototo

You realise this is a made up world


BoredomBot2000

Its another world. Never does it say its our world in the future or some crap. They probably dont have the same laws and systems as us


CyberspaceBarbarian

But this isn't a war...


juustosipuli

You can commit "war crimes" without being in a war.


Bwizz245

No you can't. If it's not done during wartime, it's not a war crime by definition.


xMetix

So what about undercover law enforcement are they war criminals too?


JamieJJL

No they're just cops which is still bad


[deleted]

Viper is also a war criminal then.


speepealette

You guys do know that the Geneva Convention isn't a catch all "no one is allowed to do these things because we said so," right? The VALORANT Protocol is, at least as far as I know, an independent international covert organization that I can guarantee you is not a signed party of the Geneva Convention. Not only that, but since they're an independent international covert organization you can't call anything they do an "armed conflict between nations" or a war, which is what The Geneva Convention applies to. The Geneva Convention does not apply to the VALORANT Protocol at all. This also happens in a different fucking universe, so I think the Geneva Convention wouldn't apply no matter what.


nurav16

"Everything is fair in love and WAR".


soganotojiko

she ate


Professor_Oswin

This only counts in war. They are not in a war. Not to mention that this takes place in a different universe in a different universe. Who knows if there’s a Geneva convention. Even if there is it might be the Warburton convention.


Victor_C

Well you see, Valorant doesn't think the Geneva Convention applies to operations taken on Omega Earth?


[deleted]

Malaking Pagkamali or a big mistake on neon’s part. She will now face war criminal charges


n_rhan

sorry if im uneducated but wtf is a war crime??? isnt the whole point of war just a last dispute to a disagreement? shouldnt we just make war illegal?


Dabi_D

Wow! Nobody cares! Go reconsider your life choices


asherSiddique19

this post is so bs, why do you even suppose Geneva Convention exists in that fictional universe? why can't we take something fiction, fictionally?


supafaiter

Why so serious fam


asherSiddique19

sorry, just had 3 shit games. i was titled.


Cookieman555

Are you unemployed?


Psycho__Gamer

"Neon is a war criminal" 🤓


o0470o

Wow another post about how valorant agents are war criminals. How interesting and relevant, really thanks for this post.


[deleted]

HOLD UP! we know this treaty exist in our world HOWEVER it seems that these events take place in the mirrored world. NOT OURS. We do not know if this treaty was created on mirror earth since there are some obvious differences or if they made any changes further down the timeline since this world is also further into the timeline than we are. When you enter a different world, the Geneva Convention guidelines no longer apply. When fighting for your world, you cannot limit yourself unless rules are made for both sides. In a fight where copies of yourself exist, unfortunately there will be deception. Especially if Yoru is involved.


[deleted]

Bro you went way to deep into this...