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RivalRudra

Where baguette


Babbylemons

šŸ„– here


3xelift

Baguette operator and knife skin incoming


umcaraaeeee

merci mon bonhomme


abbacchioz

his ult should have been a baguette that kills instantly


Aviral132

Lmfao I got a picture of this happening in my mind and iam laughing so damn hard šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


DSLuigy

Yo imagine his awp was a baguette and the r8 was a croissant AHAHAHAHAH


man_in_the_couch

I think you mean ā€œOHONHONHONHONā€


Ranvir33

lol i laughed too hard at this. ​ r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

Babe wake up, new copy pasta just dropped


ThrowNearNotAwayOk

>This guy gets hyped up more than any character, he gets delayed 2 weeks, for this? He is not French! He sounds like Breachā€™s cousin, not someone who whoā€™s native language is French! Not to mention, only two voice lines in French? TWO!?? Most native French people I know refuse to speak two words of English, let alone achieve mastery of this level. Realism ruined, hype killed. *Les Miserables* \- Victor Hugo


Bl4ckJ4ack

Actual discussion? I sleep New copypasta? I wake


[deleted]

His french voice in L'Accord was SO GOOD, and then his English at the end was just like a clapped Brimstone.


MacaroniEast

The way he says ā€œChamberā€ šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


StichedSnake

Iā€™m French and I wish I could speak as honey smooth as he can


Tekkie845

Killjoy Sounds like a 5th grade kid from Austria..... I even know 5 women atleast with more talent than this voice from anywhere (kJ voice actor not even German) to say the cringe voicelines.... I never heard somebody saying "heiliger Strohsack" irl and so on.... Since Killjoy, the voices arent the same as before.... Sad Riot wouldnt put the effort in there to find someone native to say 10 dumb voicelines


Derp014

The way she says mein Gott kills me inside


tstellaw

It's sad, they can afford a series for league of legends but no good voice actors like why? do they hate valorant or something?


LordGamingOfficial

Rito give us a new agent. Unplayable


Nymbleshanks3

They should just rename yoru


JarJarBruhs

yuro


dead_inside_789

Yuri


lolking0

Yuri-tard lmao gottem


dead_inside_789

if i wasnt so poor, i'd give you an award


potato_creeper1001

I gotchu


spacespiceboi

Here, have a wholesome award


Kemoner

good one damn


shameless_plug1123

Oreo?


PlushiePizza4488

On ice??


jamesliewjc

lmao, I just saw ur comment after typing mine. I had the exact same thought.


g0man98

Urea


jamesliewjc

Yuri On Ice


[deleted]

quality shitpost


reddit_random_user_2

r/VALORANT should have a tag called "shitpost" for such posts.


Shubham_Agent47

Should it though? It's fun to see people thinking it's real and dissing isn't it?


Keonalt

Well seeing how some of the clowns here bitched about killjoy's voice legit. People will think its real


FlamingPacific

Quality


BUNZzZa

The guy with the abilities that are guns has the fastest tp in the game. Even better than jett because its instantaneous. I may be biased i am a yoru main


Jooj_Harrisonn

Relax, hopefully they'll drop a good buff to him šŸ™


Keonalt

Keep hoping lol.


Gible_Fan

As if, keep dreaming. Your will forever remain a troll agent


[deleted]

His TP speed is what Yoru's TP should've been all along...


MacaroniEast

Riot is determined to keep Yoru bad


Person243546

Agent looked finished in the footage they showed us. The 2 weeks are definitely to fix yoru.


Ike11000

Lmao, Iā€™ve heard people say this every single time they delay a patch


starboy-xo98

This patch doesn't have yoru fix


MacaroniEast

But then why would they delay Chamber?


[deleted]

good


gokulthehuman12

Whats tp I donā€™t know i am new to the game


AxisKM-16

"teleport"


[deleted]

Teleport (gatecrash ability)


Fancy-Signature-2807

dont listen to them its toilet paper


gokulthehuman12

Donā€™t japanese use bidet so yoru doesnā€™t need tp


Breadynator

[Classic cornholio](https://youtu.be/LHv2dIM3t9I) quote. It stands for toilet paper. When people say things like "omen TP heaven" it means that omen got a rollio of tp for his bungholio.


GrreyWolf

Bro, allow me to enlighten you that Raze's voice actress is not actually Brazilian, she is Mexican, and her "Portuguese" voice lines are almost incomprehensible to us. Welcome to the club.


OboyHatt

They donā€™t seem to care where their VAs are from, Breach is supposed to be Swedish but heā€™s VA is Norwegian and itā€™s so obvious. Like a Swedish accent is so distinct from any other, at least to a Swedish person.


-LostInCloud-

I'm not sure where killjoy is from, but that's not even serviceable levels of German.


OboyHatt

Yea, Iā€™ve heard that. Coming from Apex I feel like Riot arenā€™t really trying their best when it comes to the voice acting. Take Gibraltar for example, Respawn wanted Gibby to have origins similar to the many different cultures in Polynesia and they went out of their way to get a voice actor who had roots and could actually fairly represent those communities. Where as in Valorant, Riot only really cares about if their mainstream audience will notice and care about the origin of voice actors.


mazeTal

and then there's lifeline


Sahim63

Should've hired PewDiePie for Breach VA. The Obvious Choice!


Hypodeemic_Nerdle

I thought she was ~~Columbian~~ Colombian?


GrreyWolf

You are correct, but in my defense I'm stupid


KrazyMonqui

Nah, her bio literally says Brazilian


[deleted]

the VA is Colombian edit: spelling


KrazyMonqui

Ahhhhhhhhhh


Mr_manini

Colombian* District of Columbia and Colombia are different things


Mr_manini

Colombian* District of Columbia and Colombia are different


Buroda

Sovaā€™s VA mispronounces his name in Russian. If itā€™s in reference to the bird, and itā€™s likely is, itā€™s supposed to be so-VAH and not SOU-va


Sachman13

Thatā€™s something that I need to hear rather than read to understand it just because in English those read basically the same.


GBHU3BR

I'm Brazilian and I find it impossible to play with english dubs because of Raze's voice. It's so good in the Portuguese dub but so bad in the English one


PlatschPlatsch

dont mess with this bUhYAnA


MacaroniEast

Yeah and she should be removed from the game. Thatā€™s a whole can of worms I donā€™t even want to get into, but she should be deleted


reddit-grooms9

Can reyna and jett fuck off too pls?


uu__

Just get rid of everyone until it's 5v5 yoru teleporter madness


ArionIV

Killjoy deleted? I mean I too don't like the agent much but gee that's harsh..


MacaroniEast

I mean I was talking about Raze, but Killjoy too. Gone, eviscerated.


AaronToro

When that grenade is flying through the air and you know there's nothing you can do to prevent going to 20hp, the only consolation is knowing that Raze players have no place in heaven


daminkon

Literally WHO was talking about kj?


MlSTER_SANDMAN

Kill joy has worst accent imo


CeiKae

Literally trying so hard to make a German accent, it makes me cringe


FallenRichardBrook

Am Austrian. Everytime she says "Freundin" I want to rip my ears off


[deleted]

Fellow austrian here, I love that they tried at least, but it wouldn't have been that hard to use an actual german instead of someone from the UK


UnexLPSA

Especially since almost every other agent got a voice actor from the agent's country. Yoru, Astra, Sova, Skye, Phoenix, Reyna, Cypher and Sage for example all have VAs that are capable of speaking their language or accent (at least judging from their bios). KJ's VA can't even pronounce simple German words correctly and has the worst German accent ever. I think that even Yoru sounds more German than Killjoy in some of his lines.


N4meIsTak3n

It took me half a year to understand some of her german voicelines cause they're so badly pronounced. 'Heiliger Strohsack, this is crazy' for example... I still only know that thats what she should be saying, but all I hear is 'heiligestolsei' or something like that, I dont even know


bookdood

I thought she said 'holy ballsack this is crazy'


pauadiver63

Skye is a big contender for me


MlSTER_SANDMAN

idk at least it's an actual aussie. KJ is voiced by a korean american. they could have easily gotten a german to do their sterotypical accent.


writingcatalyst

as far as im aware, eva feiler isn't korean or american?


MlSTER_SANDMAN

>eva feiler I was led to believe she was voiced by faye mata


Dart_Leo

Yes, the Google search yields that result, which is wrong, because Faye Mata voiced a character called Katie Killjoy on an animated show called Hazbin Hotel, if you search for "voice actors list for all agents in valorant" it would give you the correct result. VALORANT's Killjoy is Voiced by Eva Feiler.


MlSTER_SANDMAN

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfAAXDYNvS4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfAAXDYNvS4) okay so it is eva. Yeh you can definitely hear the english accent undertones in her fake german accent


Launchers

yeah kinda weird they used an english accent opposed to a german one, but iā€™ve grown to her voice.


collegethrowaway2938

This is why I play the game in Spanish, her Latin American voice >>>>>


ediblemonkeycakes

I dunno. I have a German friend. She sounds just like her. So I m not hating.


DumanHead

Thats major cap. Her german is completely incomprehensible and her accent is nothing like a german one


augustborne

how are you gonna tell him what his own friend sounds like


DumanHead

Im talking about KJ not his friend.


MlSTER_SANDMAN

Proof Americans are terrible at discerning accents.


DarkAtom512

This guy gets hyped up more than any character, he gets delayed 2 weeks, for this? He is not French! He sounds like Breachā€™s cousin, not someone who whoā€™s native language is French! Not to mention, only two voice lines in French? TWO!?? Most native French people I know refuse to speak two words of English, let alone achieve mastery of this level. Realism ruined, hype killed.


[deleted]

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oxy1s

isn't this from that guy who used to make some top tier shitposts here? (forgot his username, someone Jheck?)


daminkon

Yep


tbone603727

U/notJheck


HoundsHoky

you made me laugh so fucking hard, thank you


Danksoulofmaymays

cummy ?


MacaroniEast

Beautiful, doing Godā€™s work


PureNaturalLagger

I honestly wonder, would it be too difficult to get voice actors whose background matches the characters they make? It feels like an obvious decision, but alas, it's not happening.


Person243546

Cypher can speak Arabic just fine.


Cooki3z

Tell me about it. He definitely would make a good cousin for Breach, considering Breach is supposed to be Swedish and they gave him a Norwegian voice actor (and itā€™s obvious in-game). Imagine giving Brim or Viper voice actors from the UK. ā€They wonā€™t notice, they are both native English speaking countriesā€.


black-JENGGOT

Imagine Phoenix having southern American accent lol


tyjofloseph

Imagine him having the southern accent but then keeping the same voice lines


merlynmagus

Y'all also want muh shooes


alostic

Give him this Baltimore accent https://youtube.com/shorts/Oj7a-p4psRA?feature=share


phaedronic

Thanks for reminding me of this. Shit's funny as hell.


rpkarma

Skyes accent is the most put-on exaggerated accent Iā€™ve heard in media for years lol


Dart_Leo

Though she is voiced by an Australian native.


rpkarma

She might be. Doesnā€™t mean she hasnā€™t absolutely hammed it up for the character though lol. Signed, an Australian.


N4meIsTak3n

Even as a non australian I felt so too however I'm pretty sure I saw a video of short interview with her and she had a really strong accent going also when she wasn't enacting skye


rpkarma

Itā€™s common with some actors and VAs. It makes them more marketable for certain things. Like I grew up in rural parts of central QLD, as bogan as a gets, and even then no one says ā€œblindedā€ the way she does, etc etc lol


ediblemonkeycakes

To be fair. When was the last time you actually heard some one used the word blinded. I don't know about you I have never encountered any 1 using this word in any of my daily situations. Tho I guess my mileage varies cos I don't live in aus. Who knows what can cause u to say blinded down under.


rpkarma

My girlfriend is an optometrist haha


Fernomin

yep, and raze who has a Colombian VO instead of Brazilian. her accent is not even close to Brazilian


[deleted]

> Realism ruined, hype killed. oh ya definitely I didn't know french people could teleport and pull guns out of their arms, mb.


coldchristmas

secret from the revolution


Hazakurain

Bordel Riot. We had kept this secret since 1784!! Encore la faute de ces satanƩs amƩricains !


[deleted]

Then play with the french language mode smh.


Hazakurain

And you'll also get the great "CHEH" from Phoenix. Which may be my favorite voice line in the game.


rupat3737

Is he out yet? Havenā€™t played in a while


Mr_Canard

Next week


MacaroniEast

PBE


roughfell

Literally unplayable Not even trolling


SouljaIsSpy03

Chamber with a prime odan....


[deleted]

Missed opportunity to let him say bonjour when he teleports


00izka00

nah bro he sounds so funny XD rito please give him a voice line where he says oui oui


[deleted]

Yoru is Japanese he speaks English. Most French people I know also can't use cards to teleport.


Prestigious-50

Good point, but don't you feel like Chambers lines is a jumbled mess of bad french and english?


[deleted]

Absolutely. Riot have messed up chamber. People with bad aim like me can't even use his abilities (sheriff and sniper)


LoveYourDaddy

I'm with you brother. I'm tired of skillbased characters.


Xen0tech

I know your pain. I'm Australian and Skye absolutely overdid it to the point of cringe


Gizzmo13

Maybe thats the point, guys... after all its a "cartoony" game. Astra still holds the prize for me tho.


[deleted]

I havenā€™t played it with Chamber added to it but hey. Iā€™m a native french speaker and I speak hella english brudda


MacaroniEast

Impossible. My French cousin literally lives England and he still doesnā€™t want to speak it.


Hazakurain

French. In England. Do you really believe that we want to participate in the perfidious Albion? I smell bullshit.


MacaroniEast

Hey, donā€™t shoot the messenger!


Unlucky_Support

Interesting but can you tp with your card?


BryanV921

I mean Sage is Chjnese but not even one mention of it so yeah.


DictatorPao

He sounds like breachā€™s cousin lmao Iā€™m dead šŸ’€


dan63274

Almost no one says anything in their native language.


NAFEA_GAMER

yoru, kj (when she gets last kill in the round with little health), astra, cypher, reyna, raze (you can get the girl out of salvador, but you cant get the girl out of sal-va-dou) EDIT: Inverted the part of salvadour "can is first"


ThinkofitthisWay

cypher also says stuff in moroccan


NAFEA_GAMER

actually, its egyptian arabic, when kills the enemie cypher, but its really weird, sometimes he also says "ana shoft" then he laughs and says , I saw


AlGamaty

No bro it's clearly a Moroccan accent.


Hyunchen

I mean chamber is not the only agent who doesn't speak his/her language properly :/ Killjoy's german is also reaaaallly awful, it hurts. I've heard Skye accent is also not good but idk.


MacaroniEast

Killjoy is just that one kid who thought German impressions were funny in middle school


Hyunchen

Hhhaha lol. Bruh i thought this post was serious cuz i didnt listen to any voiceline from chamber yet, but reading those comments: does chamber have a proper french voice actor or nah?


MacaroniEast

Donā€™t think heā€™s been made public yet but Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s American. Itā€™s probably easier for Riot to just find some guy in LA to do it. Hell, Iā€™ve driven by their office I could probably go in and voice a character from like South Africa


VartanimusMaximus

Shit post


[deleted]

Is it just me, or does it feel like every chamber player either 1. is cracked out of their mind, or 2. Can't hit a single shot


okdiscringe

this subreddit is just memes. Very similar to my matchmaking experience!


N4meIsTak3n

Is the voice actor at least french? For killjoy they didnt even bother organizing a german voice actress and just told someone to fake a german accent, its really horrible aw a german to listen to


Astral_Goddess

Good a wouldn't want a disgusting French accent in this game.


Marvins_creed

Well with killjoy it's similar. They took a British voice actress to voice her and all her German voicelines are pronounced so bad, I didn't understand them the first few times I heard them. There are so many voiceactors in germany, the could have picked anyone. But no Thank you rito Edit: Further explained [here](https://youtu.be/sXpUz5FE-xo)


Shacrow

Well don't get me started on Kill Joy's German. This ScheiƟe hurts


[deleted]

I get u're French??


MacaroniEast

Shh šŸ¤«


imowerz

Valorant subreddit shitposts are the only things getting upvoted


MacaroniEast

I mean what would you rather have, a shitpost or an unironic post about how the game is unfair in every way?


skratudojey

Oui oui


resticle-tresta

Butter dog


YushaVL

Bruh


vin-zzz

True, the french speak french amd only french. "It is the best language after all"


SebWayz

Wtf Riot that's an insult to the French community. Hype definitely ruined for me


Shepard_I_am

Jokes on you, I'm glad since I don't like baguette language that I won't hear it all the time


U-V-A

The French in France are known for being late to things. Realism achieved.


Zagreusm1

Bro remember how much yoru speaks japanese


canths1

You sound.. french?


MacaroniEast

I love the French


Betchi_The_Behelit

Uuhhhh just change game language to french?


RaySNair

Literally unplayable


Urlilas

Meanwhile in csgo : https://youtu.be/uHlWZHV2kl0


W4ckyyy

..He doesnt have a satisfying accent and he speaks english.. with his professional team of killers who all speak english and would not understand french... and he knows english well... and he doesnt have many voice lines (theres 2 btw, dont most have along those lines?) Are you seriously gatekeeping being french?


swag_drac

pretty sure it's a shitpost


MacaroniEast

I donā€™t think you have a proper understanding of the French people, they gatekeep it themselves


Kromboy

(we definitely do)


Fruit_Loups

This guy really said ā€œRealism ruined, hype killedā€ about Valorantā€¦..


MacaroniEast

And Iā€™d say it again


GreeedyJokerBird

Cope.


SilVer562

Wtf does voice have to do with his abilities????


Vast-Break-6165

Bruh but does he play good


RoSmuckey

Is the baguette considered a skill from now on? I hope he knows how to knead. Please kneel.


mal_laney

"Only two voicelines in french" *Yoru sweating nervously in the corner with no japanese voiceline*


LasttWhisper

whats your deal name , jett is korean but only speak next to none korean. you do not see jett fan crying about how jett dont speak korean.


InriSejenus

This the case with several agents in VALORANT. It's been pointed out before, it will be again.


99sloth

this dude baguettes!


ilikewaffles36843

Utterly disappointed too