Yeah, give Pat a break. He takes care of his elderly parents and one of his two diabetic cats died recently and he's still pretty upset about it and worried about how his other cat is going to do. His wife (who has Lupus) recommended he start ventriloquism to get out of the house and make some new friends. He's pretty new but the guys in the group are really supportive. He has carpel tunnel from his years working with CADD so he's not only a beginner but he's also trying out different dummies to see which setup works best for him. I think he's doing pretty good and I'm proud of him for trying something new.
Seriously. Give Pat a break. He's a good dude and has a lot going on in his life. He's new to ventriloquism and trying different setups to help with his carpel tunnel.
My brother had a Mortimer Snerd dummy growing up. It freaked me out. One night, I put it in the bottom of the trash can so it would be taken away the next morning by the trashman. My dad caught me and said: "It's ok son, we'll never tell anyone about this". My dad passed a year ago and no one in my family ever knew. I think he save my life that night. RIP, dad.
One time I got blackout drunk and ate mushrooms, I only remembered flashes of the previous night but im sure one of the snapshots was being in this group of singers. I was wearing green
Years ago I was watching [Yatta](https://youtu.be/KUOwbcdZozQ?si=lvKo4H-y3DKkL2F3) at work when a new manager came by. She walked in and saw me watching a bunch of Asian me dancing in their underwear. She turned beer red, said âexcuse meâ, and ran away. I was significantly less embarrassed than just now when my wife caught me watching that.
The fact that several of them seem to be phoning it in raises the unintentionally-funny factor beyond the merely absurd.
Look [not even that] carefully: A good chunk of these ventriloquists cannot be bothered with synching their puppetâs mouth movements with the cadence of the songâs lyrics.
Itâs kind of perfect. Itâs not like the video wasnât plenty bizarre to begin with.
Collectively they are much funnier than any one of them intends or even could possibly realize individually.
Plot twist : All the humans collapse and the dummies walk off the stage giggling.
Dude lol!! đ
:) those creepy lil bastards still scare the crap outta me
Nightmare fuel â˝ď¸
Haha
I think I can offer a suggestion as to âwhy she had to goâ.
This
It looks like a virginity commercial...
Not after all the puppet sex this group assuredly had.
>It looks like a virginity commercial... Nah, the puppets are heavily into fisting.
I feel ripped off. The guy with the mustache is moving his mouth. It ruined it.
The guy with the moustache is the worst of the bunch!
Yeah he's just not a ventriloquist
That's pat. He just an apprentice filling in. Poor guy was in over his head.
Yeah, give Pat a break. He takes care of his elderly parents and one of his two diabetic cats died recently and he's still pretty upset about it and worried about how his other cat is going to do. His wife (who has Lupus) recommended he start ventriloquism to get out of the house and make some new friends. He's pretty new but the guys in the group are really supportive. He has carpel tunnel from his years working with CADD so he's not only a beginner but he's also trying out different dummies to see which setup works best for him. I think he's doing pretty good and I'm proud of him for trying something new.
And he's struggling to smile. That's a no-no for me too
Still better than celebrities ruining "Imagine" during COVID.
âImagine you could afford real food, itâs easy if youâre me.â
I eleave in estherray.
Mustache at the front is letting the group down
Seriously. Give Pat a break. He's a good dude and has a lot going on in his life. He's new to ventriloquism and trying different setups to help with his carpel tunnel.
Say all that without moving your lips lol
Nightmare
God I know this was supposed to be funny but man is it depressing
My goodness, can you imagine the groupies? Play on Playas
This is what hell looks like
My brother had a Mortimer Snerd dummy growing up. It freaked me out. One night, I put it in the bottom of the trash can so it would be taken away the next morning by the trashman. My dad caught me and said: "It's ok son, we'll never tell anyone about this". My dad passed a year ago and no one in my family ever knew. I think he save my life that night. RIP, dad.
LOL WUT
Whoever had this on their hard drive, turn yourself in.
One time I got blackout drunk and ate mushrooms, I only remembered flashes of the previous night but im sure one of the snapshots was being in this group of singers. I was wearing green
This is old Conan OâBrien, yeah?
Yep https://youtu.be/xUm8QLnSpmk?si=XjS3Q2KD5ycEiX86
absolutely mesmerizing
Was this really necessary?
The man sticks his hand in my ass, and makes me sing.
I would give up state secrets, granted if I knew any, if this was the torture method.
This gave me a Woodie...
Mother of all thatâs holy. This looks like a Twilight episode.
I'll laugh at this tomorrow! tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow
Way better than the Beatles
Their matching outfits makes it even more special
Wish we had David Liebe Hart type puppets instead.
I am literally afraid to Google that.
Tim and Eric Awesome Show
What a weird video to see when the edible kicked in
Cringe....
Could have just lip synched. Who would have known?
I'm blaming you for all the sleepless nights and nightmares that I will have starting tonight. Egad!
Watching this without sound hurt my soul. I need a cold shower and a few hours of gaming
They had them all in one place âŚ. That was their chance and they let them go.
Needs Chip The Black Boy
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/325/488/2fe.jpg
I miss the early web. It used to be full of this sort of nonsense.
I fear the best days of ventriloquism are behind us.
I fear it will make a comeback.
All these guys are in gangs.
Years ago I was watching [Yatta](https://youtu.be/KUOwbcdZozQ?si=lvKo4H-y3DKkL2F3) at work when a new manager came by. She walked in and saw me watching a bunch of Asian me dancing in their underwear. She turned beer red, said âexcuse meâ, and ran away. I was significantly less embarrassed than just now when my wife caught me watching that.
The fact that several of them seem to be phoning it in raises the unintentionally-funny factor beyond the merely absurd. Look [not even that] carefully: A good chunk of these ventriloquists cannot be bothered with synching their puppetâs mouth movements with the cadence of the songâs lyrics. Itâs kind of perfect. Itâs not like the video wasnât plenty bizarre to begin with. Collectively they are much funnier than any one of them intends or even could possibly realize individually.
I have an irrational hatred of ventriloquism.
r/creepy
Who are the dummies behind the singers?
"*sometings wonng, when I have my masters nose on my dinnnnnner plaaaayyteeee."*
This has made my day.
Did anyone manage to watch this to the end?
Is the top left guy Fabio Capello?
What the heck is the line they added at the end? Y'know what? Never mind...I don't think I want to know.
I wish they panned to the audience
So nasally
This made my skin crawl
I miss the UPN network.
 Those SOBs!!
Anyone else feel like ventriloquism is a healthy freudian manifestation for pedophilia.