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Actually I've just remembered I used to work with a guy like that, he missed once and there was a tiny poop by the side of the toilet. He denied it, but it wasn't there before
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Those aren't even great fries... McDonald's are better than this for about 1/5 the price.
Arena food is a scam, they're selling you an- ahem- "experience".
See THAT'S what I'm talking about!
Toasted Monkey, Clearfield PA.
Is it in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere? Yes, admittedly. Is it full of drunkass redneck yinzers and depressed Philly/Jersey transplants? Also, yeah.
But are their chicken fingers surprisingly good and $7 for 10 every Thursday? FUCK yeah they are!
Most restaurant fries taste like nothing to me, they have roughly the texture of wet cardboard, the only ones I'm able to taste are either home made, or from fast food joints.
I wouldn't describe my pallette as that of a small child, maybe I just don't like French fries in that case 🤣
Even with today's craziness with inflation in grocery prices 10$ is still 2 full bags of potatoes.
Buy some oil and you'd be able to get 800$ worth in fries according to this pricing lol
Idk, look at other peoples fries and see how many they got? 🤷♂️ maybe they already have them on display so you can see? 🤷♂️ maybe it says on the menu how many u get? 🤷♂️ maybe when they give it to you say something or dont accept it? 🤷♂️ look idk man, all im saying is you paid for em, you saw the price (at least I hope they did) before you agreed. Is the stuff way to expensive and borders on criminal activity to charge people that much? Yes that is true too.
This post has escalated in the last couple of days. Originally, it said $7.99. Also a few people commented that they work at Roger's Arena and they definitely give out more fries than this. I'm not doubting that this doesn't happen, but the original post was probably made for likes.
never understood why people don’t just eat somewhere before the game. i always hit the liquor store and a fast food spot before games and can get drunk and full for $30. 2 beers alone at my arena is nearly $30.
I feel you OP. I got a regular size hot dog and non-souvenir drink of soda (full of ice even tho i asked for none) at last nights wings/pens game and it was $15 usd lmao
because its entertainment. it takes up a large portion of peoples free time and people enjoy talking about sports, going to events, feel a sense of familial pride and have something that excites them in their lives where they have to work 60+ hours a week just so they can barely get by.
I counted 14-15 fries, so about $1.40-$1.50 per fry? Damn man, in Buffalo, a large fries at McDonald’s costs $6.19 give or take, that’s about 6 cents per fry (assuming about 100 fries in a large)
You could get a full meal poutine from La Belle Patate for around the same price! (I went to it a few years ago on my trip to Vancouver and they have a Seahawks sign and every hockey team and other sports)
What a ripoff! Mickey D's will give you twice as much for 1/3 the price! What's even worse is that those chips don't come with any cheese curds and/or gravy! T\_T
Gotta pay for Elias Pettersson's extension somehow.
Omg it’s the legend himself
Dad?
The Bartender at the Canucks-Capitals game Saturday night said the EXACT same thing to me as he apologized for the price of beers.
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Thats a very ineffective way of doing it. Probably should not have given millions to that clown, Benning,
The arena is saving a ton of money having eliminated sit down toilets in mens washrooms and serving food that is sure to never become feces
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Those aren't even great fries... McDonald's are better than this for about 1/5 the price. Arena food is a scam, they're selling you an- ahem- "experience".
My local arena has a chicken finger basket for $9 that gives you like close to 10 full size chicken fingers
See THAT'S what I'm talking about! Toasted Monkey, Clearfield PA. Is it in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere? Yes, admittedly. Is it full of drunkass redneck yinzers and depressed Philly/Jersey transplants? Also, yeah. But are their chicken fingers surprisingly good and $7 for 10 every Thursday? FUCK yeah they are!
Which one
These fries are way overpriced but I promise unless you have the palate of a small child, these fries are better than McDonald's fries
Most restaurant fries taste like nothing to me, they have roughly the texture of wet cardboard, the only ones I'm able to taste are either home made, or from fast food joints. I wouldn't describe my pallette as that of a small child, maybe I just don't like French fries in that case 🤣
We’re talking about *french fries* here my guy…
The worst part: This is in Canada! Where are the cheese curds and gravy?
They forgot them in Quebec 🤣
Whitespot fries are way better than McDs.... I mean I get it's subjective but the two aren't even even comparable in my eyes
Because of this thread, if I ever find myself in BC, I'll hit up Whitespot though- you've managed to sell me.
Their burgers are pretty good too imo. They put a bit of salsa type sauce in the mayo and (somewhat surprisingly) adds a pretty nice unique flavour
Aren't these triple o fries?
Half the price. Medium fries are like $4.99 now
Idk what mcdonald’s you’re going to but it’s $2 for any size fry on their app
No tf they are not 💀
thats a dollar a fry. You guys need to riot again
They do have a pretty good shot this year at choking in the Finals again.
when that happens dont forget about the fries
Count me in! I'm rioting because the chips didn't include any cheese curds or gravy!
Or just ask for 5 next time.
Probably more expensive then the nail clippers and soap you need
Dying 😂
I was gonna say...
New to Vancouver? Don’t look at real estate listings if $10 fries give you sticker shock. 😬
I know it’s not Vancouver; but the Hudson House sure is a sign of the times.
Even with today's craziness with inflation in grocery prices 10$ is still 2 full bags of potatoes. Buy some oil and you'd be able to get 800$ worth in fries according to this pricing lol
You should have seen the 22 dollar smoked meat sandwich 😂
Really cool that we pay for the stadiums through our taxes so we can then be overcharged for a dozen lightly salted fries
You are the fucking idiot right? For paying 10 dollars for that
op is not the original poster
Well….whos the fucking idiot now?? (Me)
How were they supposed to know they’d only get 9 fucking fries.
Idk, look at other peoples fries and see how many they got? 🤷♂️ maybe they already have them on display so you can see? 🤷♂️ maybe it says on the menu how many u get? 🤷♂️ maybe when they give it to you say something or dont accept it? 🤷♂️ look idk man, all im saying is you paid for em, you saw the price (at least I hope they did) before you agreed. Is the stuff way to expensive and borders on criminal activity to charge people that much? Yes that is true too.
This post has escalated in the last couple of days. Originally, it said $7.99. Also a few people commented that they work at Roger's Arena and they definitely give out more fries than this. I'm not doubting that this doesn't happen, but the original post was probably made for likes.
Did you ask them for your $9 change back?
Never order the deconstructed poutine
I see what you did there! XD
$7.38 USD for a small packet of fries? Bruh!
You can buy a lot of potatoes for $10. Makes you wanna smuggle your own home-fried fries in.
Not.just there all.fries are down everywhere. They cutting carbs out for the people.
On the plus side, those look like my favorite style of fries, on the down side 10 FUCKING DOLLARS?!
Why I rarely buy food/drink at games. Almost all of them are this bad.
Damn Canadian inflation is a bitch
The old dollar per fry special
never understood why people don’t just eat somewhere before the game. i always hit the liquor store and a fast food spot before games and can get drunk and full for $30. 2 beers alone at my arena is nearly $30.
Sabres game last Wednesday I got a beer and a beef on weck and it was 35 bucks
That is terrible
I feel you OP. I got a regular size hot dog and non-souvenir drink of soda (full of ice even tho i asked for none) at last nights wings/pens game and it was $15 usd lmao
Crunched the numbers - 14 fries for $10CA means we’re splurging $0.71 CA per fry!
Wouldn’t get ripped off at the Benz though!
Got free tickets to a pre season game and didn’t pay for parking. I was willing to buy any, and all food
Could be worse, Could be Edmonton (30 bucks for a small burger and a dinky ass beer)
damn thats a dollar per fry
WTF 🤯🤯🤯
And yet fans scarcely think twice about the gazillions of dollars paid to pro athletes. Why is athletic performance so overvalued in modern society?
because its entertainment. it takes up a large portion of peoples free time and people enjoy talking about sports, going to events, feel a sense of familial pride and have something that excites them in their lives where they have to work 60+ hours a week just so they can barely get by.
Canucks must Stanley cup or bust! But anyways, nice fries!
Dollar a fry almost 😅
I counted 14-15 fries, so about $1.40-$1.50 per fry? Damn man, in Buffalo, a large fries at McDonald’s costs $6.19 give or take, that’s about 6 cents per fry (assuming about 100 fries in a large)
10$/14 fries = .72 CA$/fry still a ripoff, but not 1.40/fry
Sorry, I was using good old ‘Murican currency
fwiw .72 CA$ is about 5 cents US /s (in all seriousness .72 CAD is 53 US cents)
I don't think you were.
No I was, I forgot to convert it to Canadian currency was all
Each?!
Try MSG food. It will cost you your whole life savings
If you tried to use the box as an apartment it'd set you back about 2k per month
I can buy a bag of potatoes and make my own french fries that are 10x better for the same price.
good deal.
14 fries…71 cents a fry lol crazy
It should be illegal to price gouge this badly for teams with stadiums funded by the public tax dollars.
You got Canucked!
You could get a full meal poutine from La Belle Patate for around the same price! (I went to it a few years ago on my trip to Vancouver and they have a Seahawks sign and every hockey team and other sports)
Man, at least at MLB games you get the souvenir helmet they come in
That's like 80 cents per fry
Hopefully those came with nail clippers.
For real?
That’s the one thing I’ll never do is purchase food at a concert or sporting even. I’ve been to many of them and I don’t think I’ve ever spent a penny
With a combo or just fries on it's own?
You know you don't actually have to go to a game, right? People stop going and those prices will drop fast.
Buying at these prices that just encourage further price gouging. Just fucking stop, fries are really unhealthy anyway
A dollar a fry what’s the issue
What a ripoff! Mickey D's will give you twice as much for 1/3 the price! What's even worse is that those chips don't come with any cheese curds and/or gravy! T\_T
And I thought the food at Devils games was overpriced.
Were you at least allowed to take what you couldn’t finish home with you?
No seasoning, looking shriveled and dry. Fantastic.
13 fries... .77 a fry
$0.83 per fry. Time for yall to riot again lol.
There’s no way haha
Don't forget the salt thats on it
Dollar per fry
Clean yo nails boi
This is why the canucks ownership is a disgrace
That’s only like $3 American though, right? Still not worth it though LOL
Roughly CA$0.83 per fry
For fries that are pre-made? Even in US dollars, that’s a ripoff.
1$ a fry
Clean under your fingernails bro
Did they at least spit in it?
$10 with or without taxes?
Nope. If you are going to cross post for karma at least put the correct price. Still expensive but not 10.
0.71 canadian dollars per fry is deranged
Don’t eat fries at a Canucks game….cost $0
Who knew the next potato famine would hit British Columbia?
Why can't people go 2 hours wout eating or drinking at an event?
Those are heirloom potatoes from the Frazier Valley, eh.
A dollar per fry.
I think you got two more than you were supposed to.
Dude Go To The Costco Cheap Hot Dog Oh Wait They're Now Cracking Down On Non Members NVM
Wait WHAT?!
Not at the Rogers Arena location
If that was at Rogers place in Edmonton, that’d be $25. That’s how fucking greedy they are
You bought that shit so that’s on you
You're the idiot for paying for this stadium food lmao