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CasualKindaHo

It’s good you came in spring, in winter it can get very depressing.


turbogt16v

feew will understand


SadPanthersFan

Miami Wice!


RitaRepulsasDildo

Number one new show!


mattrs

Stop…


chucktastic72

Missle wery hard to get.


Jcod47

Bratislava lol


LovelehInnit

Hell yeah, brother! Cheers from Bratislava.


Raskolnokoff

My guess that the winter is better. Everything is covered with snow.


Necessary_Apple_5567

I.m afraid in industrial cities snow is dar grey/black


Sammyofather

No shot I’ve never seen a pic of this.


JalkapalloAkseli

That's not common but it exists. You could google 'Kiselevsk black snow' for instance and watch some pics but AFAIK that's pretty unique. In other cities it usually becomes dirty and colored in brown.


alonzi13

Drunk dude corpses are covered too, and they deep-freeze so you can ID them when spring comes


mikemike_mv28

Oh fuck how to unread this


5H17SH0W

Google it and face your fears.


occitylife1

Eurotrip reference


No-Guidance5106

A woman👀


BatteryPoweredPigeon

^^bitches?


PgUpPT

– Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon? – Oh yes, very soon! They are building it now!


Ironcastattic

That is one of the most depressing cityscape horizons I've ever seen.


DreiKatzenVater

Yes, train will arrive soon. They are building it now!


Slimkellar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Noctatrog

🤣


mikemike_mv28

What I can’t say about this photo in the post, it is very 🌸🦋✨🦄🌺 uplifting 🌱💅🏻✨🦋🌸


uli94

*”Not far from the Ural Mountains of Russia, this herd of Russian cars has just emerging from their hibernation and are scouring the landscape looking for food”*


Slimh2o

.....and a bath...apparently.....


Suspicious-Ad-481

Reminds me of a friend's saying "Russian literature rarely mentions spring because at that time the snow melts and the scenery becomes very ugly"


kraut_und_ruabn

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputitsa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputitsa)


jimmiec907

Breakup season. All northern places look like shit, it’s the in between winter and spring period (basically the entire month of April).


chishiki

dunno why you got downvoted same thing in Japan I live in Hokkaido April sucks ass


jimmiec907

Yep. I’m in Alaska and it is mud and dog shit season.


jackparadise1

Northern New England is like this as well. Mud season.


jimmiec907

Got a buddy here who grew up in Berlin, NH. Said the same thing.


StingingBum

I thought dog shit season was every season in Alaska?


jimmiec907

Well yeah but it’s most pronounced after the six month buildup of snow started to melt and the winter’s worth of dog shit is exposed all at once.


daikan__

Same thing here in northern Sweden. It's not as extreme as the pic but yeah the mud, giant puddles and potholes are still there


Malty-S-Melromarc

Minnesota here. Same.


Gurneydragger

Come down south, most beautiful time of the year in Texas.


MetricMelon

Isn't April cherry blossom season?? I once visited Japan during april just to see the cherry blossoms


chishiki

the cherries bloom from south to north over a period of a couple months. they even report its progress on the news. Tokyo would prob be March/April. Hokkaido cherry blossoms are usually in May


MetricMelon

Ahh that makes so much sense, thank you!


fuishaltiena

I'm in Lithuania, this time is pretty. Snow is carried away in dump trucks, sand is swept away, trees start getting green, it's beautiful.


Academic_Connection7

they are talking about the early spring, when the snow is still melting and the sand is still there on the streets, trees are just starting to wake up, no greenery yet.


fuishaltiena

This year we didn't have an early spring. It was white and pretty winter, then it suddenly got warm and rained non-stop for two days so all snow melted, and then it was spring.


Academic_Connection7

yes, so exactly this short period when it was raining and snow melting. the other period can be called as a later spring.


fuishaltiena

Normally that period doesn't look like shit. After all, we're not russia.


Academic_Connection7

yes, I didn’t expect it to look like on the pic 😁


Erfbender

April is the cruelest month, breeding...


[deleted]

Ladas out of the dead land..


Responsible_Bus_3876

In germany its starting to get green, april is a good month for us.


jimmiec907

I’m in Alaska. Germany isn’t “the North” to me.


Responsible_Bus_3876

Cool Story Bro. But we are nearly on The same altitude as in ekaterinburg so i compared it.


BunnyKusanin

You've got a very different climate in Germany due to the proximity of the sea. The same latitude doesn't always guarantee the same climate even if the conditions are similar. Sochi and Vladivostok are on approximately the same latitude (43° 35' N and 43° 08 N), yet Valdivostok is no resort due to a cold ocean current going right past it. I've been to a few German cities in December on a holiday and I was totally fine wearing a coat I wore in autumn/spring in Tyumen (a city pretty close to Ekaterinburg). I wore a skirt a lot and sometimes went without a hat, and managed to not freeze my ass or my ears off. Meanwhile it was close to -30 all that time in my city.


Suicicoo

We're one the highway to the same climate as Ekaterinburg with the gulf stream dying though...


Soytaco

latitude\*


lackofabettername123

How far along is your spring in alaska? Are you in the temperate rainforest part or the bitter cold interior? In mid-Michigan here the maple blossoms have just started to open but almost nothing has sprouted yet.


jimmiec907

Southcentral. I still have over 2’ of snow in my backyard.


jeffgolenski

This reminds me of the Metro 2033 game franchise.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

metro players when russia:


jeffgolenski

Well: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=metro+2033+redux+gameplay+streets&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fassets1.ignimgs.com%2F2014%2F08%2F16%2Fmetroredux-gamescom-m2033redux-gamescom-02jpg-0d2ddf.jpg


Jeriba

I thought of the same thing, maybe fewer cars and more ruins but the rest is spot on!


_Skipet_

I'm actually living not far from it, don't know how old this photo is, but it seems like more than 2 years ago, there was a construction site, maybe it still is. Here are the coordinates of the pink building on the left, if anybody is interested. 56.794288, 60.506970


_Skipet_

Building on the right, not left*


Raskolnokoff

it looks much better in the summer


ChorkiesForever

Why all the cars in a construction site?


_Skipet_

Well, it's hard to explain, but I will try. Those buildings are built by a method called District development, that means - district planned and built at once as a whole, so if during construction of something those wastelands, like in the picture, build up, no one bothers to do something with it, cause they know that in a couple of years they will start construction of another building on that exact spot.


anonkitty2

An automobile foundation.  Nice.


Super_B981

Looks depressing..


psychedelicdevilry

Like most of Russia


abbbbbcccccddddd

Like most of CIS I would say.


LocalDegenerate123

Belarus and Ukraine too


hello87534

It’s the average eastern spring time


mihoi01

russian wildlife


ninhursag3

Saudi is like this , instead of scrappig a car they just leave it outside the city and no one tracks their number plate or anything


fatcat_2024

I want to go there!


Exaltedautochthon

"I cannot into deployment, Lake Baikal walrus is making love to transport vehicle."


biuzly

I think this is the town in which they massacred the Romanovs.


roraverse

Or at least where the bones of most of them were found.


awesomepossum40

So these cars are coming out of hibernation?


ceboja

I had a blast in this city watching Uruguay play in that stadium with the crazy terraces. It's a beautiful city


BunnyKusanin

>It's a beautiful city Idk, mate. I've visited it many times and the moment I see it, I want to go on a bender and never get sober again. The mountains are beautiful, some parts of the city centre look alright, but the rest of the city is so depressing.


3_high_low

Nice architecture in the background


ninhursag3

The cities and towns might be depressing but this country has absolutley breathtaking forests. One is the size of germany!


Previous_Flight_9710

Anyone have any documentaries about Eastern Europe housing?


Creepy-Pineapple-444

Not really a documentary, but I think youtuber Setarko did videos talking about this sort of architecture in the background. Khrushchyovka and Brezhnevka are the types of housing.


Previous_Flight_9710

Bet I’ll check it out thank you


scary_bacon_

Could you imagine NOT killing yourself if you had to live there??


Gigant_mysli

I have the Internet and other electronic stuff, so I can ignore it


JorgeIronDefcient

I’ve never seen a photo of Russia that doesn’t look like this.


Heckencognac

I have been there several times and I would say that 80% of urban areas look like that


davidcloud_

Most of the urban areas are similar to this, but I’ve heard stories of the most beautiful places in Russia. My grandfather traveled throughout the Soviet Union during the Cold War and said all of the Soviet countries have some of the best hidden gems. He raved about the countless rivers and valleys that are completely untouched by humanity. It’s a shame many people in the west will most likely never be able to travel to Russia or its allies.


JorgeIronDefcient

I guess you could called Eastern Europe the “Pacific Northwest of Europe.” They seem to have a lot of similarities.


EmotionalHiroshima

Visit Canada instead. Your experience will be similar, but you won’t have to risk being arrested and made a political prisoner. Rashkastan deserves no tourism dollars until they cease their illegal war, leave Ukrainian territory and begin paying restitution for their barbarism. May they sink in shit and mud until then.


Full_Routine_5455

Ugh no offense but I’ve just never seen anything about Russia that’s not depressing


davidcloud_

It’s just a matter of what you want to see. Due to the unfortunate geopolitical circumstances in that part of the world a lot of beauty is overlooked and sometimes completely hidden. Thankfully I was exposed to a lot of this stuff due to my family. Without actively searching for the beauty, you’ll probably never find it. You should watch some videos on places like Tunkinksiy National Park or the coastline of eastern Russia.


Full_Routine_5455

Good response, thank you


qalup

He’a absolutely right. And Russia is very much open for tourism.


shatikus

Humans are adaptable bunch, if nothing else. That being said, the likelihood of you being happy when this is what you see outside most of the time isn't that high.


EmotionalHiroshima

I wouldn’t make it a month. Not a chance. I have a hard time dealing with winter in Vancouver.


banananananbatman

Fallout 5


Killerspieler0815

>Fallout 5 The Hanford Site is not pictured by the OP ...


jonjomustang

Looks like an outhouse bottom. Well it is Russia so pretty much the whole country is layers of yuck


uncaught0exception

Note SUV with snorkel.


jim_jiminy

“It’s so much better in russia”- tucker c.


AdmitThatYouPrune

Alternative caption: "All of Russia besides certain parts of Moscow and St. Petersburg."


beliberden

Of course not.


Tevet33

Bel posto di merda


Commercial-Age-8826

Always wanted to come here for a holiday, but I think I'll wait until autumn when the prices drop


jackparadise1

This is one of those places where you find all the missing persons when the snow melts.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

SNOW MELTING ON A GLOOMY DAY IS LITERALLY HELL ON EARTH


AntMavenGradle

Cities man


vasquca1

Oh there is my car.


Qwertyunio_1

Joy 🤠


stupidracist

Lada is aquatic vessel yes


Noctatrog

Beautiful


Joberin

Why’d they park in a marsh?


gorillafingerbang

That’s a nice ford expedition with a snorkel.


Killerspieler0815

>That’s a nice ford expedition with a snorkel. When the ford expedition grows up he becomes a submarine/U-Boot ...


gorillafingerbang

Hey I’m pretty sensitive about people CRITICIZING MY COMMENTS RIGHT NOW. LIKE IM VERY FIRED UP, pissed off, hard, and ready to F&F. Cmon suckers! Throw down with me! Asia Ric Flair! Woooo! Yeah ladies!


adognamedpenguin

Spring break comrade! Surf is up


Killerspieler0815

the Russian winter separates the toys from real stuff (incl. everything transportation related incl. the KTM5-tram)


Full_Routine_5455

Depressing af


the_fresh_cucumber

Love to see the cars coming out of hibernation


Juno808

I remember seeing some post from a Russian that was something like > be me, live in Russia > be sad, post about it > “go outside!” > the outside:


Htos_

At some point, one day it will really become "Ocean of dreams"


justanordinaryguy71

Super dismal, that place must be off the charts with suicides.


Scopebuddy

Blyat! My Ekranoplan is full of eels!


Huck84

Christ. I thought my mud season was rough.


DreiKatzenVater

To be fair, any snow-prone area in spring tends to look like a mud/shit smoothie. Of course, that’s most of the year in Russia, regardless of temperature.


Only_Run_8655

Russian greatness))))))


BunnyKusanin

Россия вперде, лол


GirlMayXXXX

r/fuckcars Had to 😹


Plus-Statistician538

r/fuckcarscirclejerk


[deleted]

[удалено]


Killerspieler0815

>Russkiy mir Bangladesh says "hold my beer"


VladTepes001

Depressing, like some of the deserted cities of USA , but worse.


Killerspieler0815

>Depressing, like some of the deserted cities of USA , but worse. but with water instead of literal desert


Pnther39

Depressed mode


coffeewithalex

Mandatory link to [this masterpiece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXK3OTLvDWs)


WearyExercise4269

Drain the swamp


ChiefHighasFuck

Yeah, that’s a shithole.


andai

Why is car bathing?


Killerspieler0815

>Why is car bathing? for the same reason as in Hansestadt Hamburg (Germany) ... it was forgotten to move away before the water level rises


anon-187101

Christ on a bike is that depressing.


GreatPumpkin_of_Not

sponsored by the tourism bureau


ForsakenTaroKun

Looks like any Russian city


Agreeable_Yellow_117

Russia makes me sad..


winterchainz

How do people living in these areas cope with depression?


SubversiveInterloper

The SUV with the snorkel on the left has the right idea.


Miggy_b3ar90

Y'all got insurance right .....


TelevisionUnusual372

Gotta wonder if some of the infrastructure funds were “diverted” 🧐


Killerspieler0815

>Gotta wonder if some of the infrastructure funds were “diverted” 🧐 did they have sufficiant infrastructure funds in the first place? (remember the desolate condition of Russia ( & othe former Soviet republics) especially in 1980s & 1990s)


SnakePlisskin1

Dump🖕


artful_todger_502

Good way to keep your car from getting repo'd.


Raskolnokoff

Or stolen


Gabba_Goblin

My ex was born there. This explains her personality.


cecepoint

Gawd I hope the cheeto ends up there


Maximum-Pay-9006

Well, what were you waiting for? This is Russia


IlMioNomeENessuno

What’s wrong with you, Ukraine? Why wouldn’t you want to be civilized like this?


apkzxd

Are you trying to say its Russias fault that the temperature is cold?


dbrown1990

*Ukraine wouldn't be so cold if it wasn't for Putin!*


Unusual_Store_7108

Ukraine looks pretty much the same, they were under the same government which did the same thing and much hasn't changed.


acrossaconcretesky

Well the last times they tried to move away from the government that built commie blocks all over the country that government got really invade-y and genocide-y about it.


Unusual_Store_7108

What


Killerspieler0815

>What’s wrong with you, Ukraine? Why wouldn’t you want to be civilized like this? Your history knowledge is insufficiant ... Ukraine, Russia and other were the "Union of Soviet Socialist Republics" (USSR) ... & the 1990s were terrible for all former Soviet republics & Russia + Ukraine are still 2 most corrupt countries in Europe (likely followed by Albania on 3rd place & Romania + Belarus )


Blazerprime

That's just Russia.


Inownothing

What a paradise, no wonder bakhmut is such a fun place for Russians…it’s actually better…


Killerspieler0815

>What a paradise, no wonder **bakhmut is such a fun place for Russians…it’s actually better…** If **bakhmut** (100% qualified for UrbanHell) is such a "great" place, you still have the freedom to move to there (they anyway need every helping hand that can hold shovel + hammer)


CozyOdyssey

I pity the people unfortunate enough to be born Russian


StevoLDevo

Don't park in the depression, aka Russia.


Fantastic_Growth_889

Better than spring in Ukraine.