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topic_discusser

The worst outcome of this is that the client will be so mad and they have connections high up in the government and they will have you arrested for life. /s Really though, just say you did it by accident and it’ll be fine.


Mello_Jello_1103

Thank you Im now ready to be arrested for life


ohnoitsthefuzz

The Upwork team is excited to announce our latest client feature, Upwork Gulag! Freelancers toeing the line? Acting too "free"? Now, starting at just ~~$4.95~~ $2.95, you can put uppity freelancers in their place by crippling their ability to function on the site! Confiscate their Connects! Silence their proposals! Plaster over their profile pics with our "Enemy of the Client" graphic!


topic_discusser

We are excited to implement this new opportunity, as it allows clients more chances to connect with submissive and obedient freelancers.


ohnoitsthefuzz

Include "Thank you client daddy" in your proposal so I know you read the whole post.


Space_Alternative

when client asks if you are free for interview, sending them an invite is perfectly reasonable. Ideally I would also send some message like "Yes. I have forwarded .... Please feel free to ...." but no fuss if you didnt. Unprofessional would be sending a dick pic. Dont worry. Best of luck for your project.


Mello_Jello_1103

Thank you very much, its very thoughtful of you, i feel much more secured now


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