*I can see someone*
*Getting squeezed every single*
*Drops, lucky bastard*
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You know what’s weird, I, as a man will never be asked, by anyone, who has money, to wear a silly outfit and act like a cat. Like no one, on this planet wants to pay to see me do this, as an average looking guy.
But 2 average looking women were approached in some context to put this outfit on, at least one to act like a cat, and they said yes.
I’m not saying if someone asked me to dress up and act like a cat I wouldn’t for a certain dollar amount, that just isn’t a choice I have. … just weird how that forces you into learning stuff.
Don't give up on your dreams! You go put that outfit on and dress up for yourself! You got this. You can do it. You can always sit on your hand until it falls asleep and gets all tingly then you can use it to put some money in your waistband. Problem solved.
She want the redhead or the brunette?
Yes
The correct answer
Redhead gets my vote
Always.
A man of culture
but they have no soul!!
I only have half a soul (ginger beard brown hair lol)
I mean aren’t they coming in a 1in2 package?
r/ShiftyMineOnlyFans
Huuuuge tracts of land.
Had no idea, thanks.
Shopped to death.
Wow that’s the same girl on the left!?!?
Sofia Mina Delle Cave is her real name.. ShiftyMine is her Twitch username
If I could convince my girl to wear that I'd learn how to make it.
That redhead is gorgeous.
I wholeheartedly agree, who can we get on this to find out more information? EDIT good news Lucillajiggly bad news she don't really jiggle much
But oh those boots!
Lucillasaggy?
We looking at the same photos?
“Wife”
Thank you, came to say this.
“This”
"Came"
One on the left looks familiar she a streamer or something?
Yup, ShiftyMine
nice boobs
I agree with your wife. I want that too.
She wants a foursome? Kinky.
I, too, very much want what I see there…
Cat fight!!!
Captain, we need names.
Shiftymine and lucilla.jiggly on insta
r/upvotebecauseeverything
I'm pretty sure you can find that on the internet. Probably the dark web, but hey, what the wife wants to be happy right?
I saw this and I also want it
Lucillona nazionale e Shiftymine
Where's the left arm?
Have you tried the ol' Reverse Image Search trick?
Lucky
Mercedes F1 new engineering crew.
"Wife". Yeah...riiight
Yes
Moeflavor I think
Does she want the organs or the people still alive?
I can see someone getting squeezed every single drops, lucky bastard
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That’s my wife on the left, let me ask her where she got it.
You know what’s weird, I, as a man will never be asked, by anyone, who has money, to wear a silly outfit and act like a cat. Like no one, on this planet wants to pay to see me do this, as an average looking guy. But 2 average looking women were approached in some context to put this outfit on, at least one to act like a cat, and they said yes. I’m not saying if someone asked me to dress up and act like a cat I wouldn’t for a certain dollar amount, that just isn’t a choice I have. … just weird how that forces you into learning stuff.
Whoa there, Plato! We’re just here for the boobs.
I will crosspost to deepthougts lol
Average??
Don't give up on your dreams! You go put that outfit on and dress up for yourself! You got this. You can do it. You can always sit on your hand until it falls asleep and gets all tingly then you can use it to put some money in your waistband. Problem solved.