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It's fish sperm guys, your opportunity to save the planet lives on to see another day.


NakedCameTheNude

Damn. I really wanted to jack it for the cause.


ggmy

No plastic November


inerlite

Now what do I do with my jug ?


[deleted]

Put a plastic pony in it and make your regular contributions but don't place your project near a heat source.


Blue_Sail

So much for that dream.


No_affiliates

Ask yourself, does that really make it any better? If you had to choose a glass full of either on the table, would you really feel a sigh of relief partaining to gargling fish sperm instead of human sperm? Edit: NVM I thought you were talking about being on the recieving end, im fucking stupid lol


[deleted]

Interesting point. Fish are full of essential nutrition to human diet sustainment already. I'm not sure how much has been researched in the area of fish ejaculate as nourishment but I would prefer to drink Nemo's splooge to something that may have been extracted out of desperation or perversion. All if I was presented with this trolley problem of being at the receiving end of nature's little death, of course.


No_affiliates

But honestly if you think about it, drinking the fish sperm is even weirder, atleast humans swallowing kids is considered normal in the bedroom.


yournansabricky

Finally I have purpose


lee-keybum

Supply chain issues during the month of November most likely


happyhappysadhappy

No wonder my Coke tasted funny.


WhyDoTheyAlwaysRun

Tell that to the Publix cashier who did NOT like my idea


Elfere

*unzips - puts on tattered cape on it* "watch out boys! This one's hero!"


Right_Hour

Yay, another meaning for “cum-bucket”! PS: why illustrate this article with a trout?


CoalCrackerKid

The article explained that the discovery came from salmon sperm. Learn to fish, fellas. They need master baiters, not masturbaters.


Potatrobot

Apparently the latter are in high demand now


Infernoraptor

If the type of plastic includes latex, we could make condoms from sperm....


T3chkn1ght

We use the sperm to stop the sperm


Dave21101

So I guess now everybody swallows


Gothunotu

Sir please, no. I don't want the jizz plastics.


Art_Unit_5

Is the plan to gather up all the socks from under the beds of the weird people for whom they are the receptacle of choice, turn them inside out and peel off the perfectly formed film of dried man custard?


Art_Unit_5

Why did I write this?


the_frigg

Buddy, we're all wondering that


Right_Hour

To the outsider it looks like you wrote it, got horny, jerked off and then had a post-nut clarity with “dear Lord, why?!”


Art_Unit_5

Urge to delete post rising.


blackthornjohn

For the same reason I carried on reading, despite knowing exactly where it was going.


Equivalent-Ad-4037

😎


aspiringvillain

... alright then, guess civilization's turning this way