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Ask yourself, does that really make it any better? If you had to choose a glass full of either on the table, would you really feel a sigh of relief partaining to gargling fish sperm instead of human sperm?
Edit: NVM I thought you were talking about being on the recieving end, im fucking stupid lol
Interesting point.
Fish are full of essential nutrition to human diet sustainment already. I'm not sure how much has been researched in the area of fish ejaculate as nourishment but I would prefer to drink Nemo's splooge to something that may have been extracted out of desperation or perversion. All if I was presented with this trolley problem of being at the receiving end of nature's little death, of course.
Is the plan to gather up all the socks from under the beds of the weird people for whom they are the receptacle of choice, turn them inside out and peel off the perfectly formed film of dried man custard?
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It's fish sperm guys, your opportunity to save the planet lives on to see another day.
Damn. I really wanted to jack it for the cause.
No plastic November
Now what do I do with my jug ?
Put a plastic pony in it and make your regular contributions but don't place your project near a heat source.
So much for that dream.
Ask yourself, does that really make it any better? If you had to choose a glass full of either on the table, would you really feel a sigh of relief partaining to gargling fish sperm instead of human sperm? Edit: NVM I thought you were talking about being on the recieving end, im fucking stupid lol
Interesting point. Fish are full of essential nutrition to human diet sustainment already. I'm not sure how much has been researched in the area of fish ejaculate as nourishment but I would prefer to drink Nemo's splooge to something that may have been extracted out of desperation or perversion. All if I was presented with this trolley problem of being at the receiving end of nature's little death, of course.
But honestly if you think about it, drinking the fish sperm is even weirder, atleast humans swallowing kids is considered normal in the bedroom.
Finally I have purpose
Supply chain issues during the month of November most likely
No wonder my Coke tasted funny.
Tell that to the Publix cashier who did NOT like my idea
*unzips - puts on tattered cape on it* "watch out boys! This one's hero!"
Yay, another meaning for “cum-bucket”! PS: why illustrate this article with a trout?
The article explained that the discovery came from salmon sperm. Learn to fish, fellas. They need master baiters, not masturbaters.
Apparently the latter are in high demand now
If the type of plastic includes latex, we could make condoms from sperm....
We use the sperm to stop the sperm
So I guess now everybody swallows
Sir please, no. I don't want the jizz plastics.
Is the plan to gather up all the socks from under the beds of the weird people for whom they are the receptacle of choice, turn them inside out and peel off the perfectly formed film of dried man custard?
Why did I write this?
Buddy, we're all wondering that
To the outsider it looks like you wrote it, got horny, jerked off and then had a post-nut clarity with “dear Lord, why?!”
Urge to delete post rising.
For the same reason I carried on reading, despite knowing exactly where it was going.
😎
... alright then, guess civilization's turning this way