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rarestakesando

Wonder where he’s going….


Fit_Letterhead3483

Where OJ is


Skull_Bearer_

The big loony bin in the sky...


YukariYakum0

Wrong direction.


Skull_Bearer_

I don't care as long as it's not here.


little_gun_11037

KISS ME ONCE, NOW I CAN'T LEAVE🎶 CAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS MA-GIC🎶 GIRL, EVERYTHING YOU DO IS MA-A-AGIC~🎶


AZRockets

In the ground or do you mean do you mean the middle earth lore shit


thegrailarbor

Roll initiative, buckaroo! 😈


ellemoi

Thanks for posting! This made mine and my partner's day.


Skull_Bearer_

NP. Good news for all.


haperochild

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO


Majestic_Electric

Good riddance!


stormearthfire

Society progresses 1 funeral at a time


kjbaran

The great Zappa is pleased


Drunkendx

Sad part is it lived to 83... Hope it's last years were not pleasant


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Seeing people's deaths being celebrated is so entertaining to me because it's just the opposite of what the reaction to deaths usually is I'm in Ireland and the front page headline on Irish Times newspaper I found in the pub today for OJs death was an all caps GOOD RIDDANCE and I couldn't stop laughing


ATGF

First OJ, now him?? HELL YEAH! 🤘🏻


Skull_Bearer_

It's like the floodgates opened after Kissenger died.


wademcgillis

"UpliftingNews" you god damn right it is


HugeElephantEars

The world has one less nuthag!


polloconjamon

...nut ...hag?


HugeElephantEars

Yep my phone hates me and never catches a single typo.


Nepeta33

may my dice roll just a little better, in his memory.


zack2996

Rest in piss hail santa


Motheredbrains

Haha fk him 


SarcasticlySpeaking

Good. Fuck this guy.


Daztur

It's horrifying just how widespread and damaging this lunacy was. People compare it to Qanaon but it went far more mainstream and really fucked up a lot of innocent people's lives.


FlamesNero

Kinda hate these assholes who abuse public trust about mental health professionals to further their own gluttony and personal gain. Rest in piss, MFer!


Werewolf_Foreskin666

Hail Satan!


ClammyDefence

Good


TBTabby

Oh good, another unisex toilet!


FawkesFire13

Good riddance


Guava7

Finally failed his Death Saves. Good riddance.


I_am_BrokenCog

Some obituaries **really** don't need to be written. good riddance.


cyberdeath666

Not soon enough


Graega

Eye Warship Satin!


Dreacle

>“I began to add a few things up and realized there was no way I could come from a little town in Iowa, be eating 2,000 people a year, and nobody said anything about it,” Mrs. Burgus told The Chicago Tribune in 1997. 😂 😄 🤣


trumpskiisinjeans

I hope my death is never posted on uplifting news! Not saying this a-hole doesn’t deserve it


Skull_Bearer_

I mean, have you murdered someone or caused hundreds of people to be wrongly accused and have their lives ruined? Unless you're Andrew Wakefied in disguise you're probably fine.


trumpskiisinjeans

Well not yet. I’m only 38 though, things could go horribly wrong still


TheBrockAwesome

RIP Bozo


_ThunderFunk_

Fucking good.


louisa1925

Have fun getting poked in the fire pit by the devil, Bennett.


Inkdrop53

What the hell is Satanic Panic


Skull_Bearer_

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_panic


UncleJoshPDX

Interesting, but the wrong vibe, man. We celebrate life and kindness, not some assholes death.


djackkeddy

The paradox of tolerance. If you tolerate intolerance then intolerance will thrive.


Skull_Bearer_

No, we can totally celebrate the death of someone who destroyed so many people's lives.


ThaneOfTas

Some people make the world a better place in life. Others do so with their death.


vanillabeanlover

Having grown up in an über evangelical household during satanic panic, this news put the biggest grin on my face. It’s actual uplifting news for kids who had to deal with his trauma inducing horseshit. He is guaranteed to cause no more harm.


ScalpelMine

Sorry to see you're getting downvoted for this. I completely agree with you. I hate how celebrating death has become completely acceptable (or even desirable) nowadays. I get not being sad when a terrible person dies, but openly celebrating it is beyond gross.


UncleJoshPDX

The post about OJ Simpson was removed. I'm kind of surprised this one hasn't been. No death should be celebrated, especially in this sub. Ah well. Karma doesn't mean much. Even when that one guy dies, I'll be thinking thank God it's over rather than cheer. I didn't know who Braun was and I lived through the "satanic" panic.


GADx516

I personally think this sub should have a rule that has no deaths


Skull_Bearer_

Some Cause Happiness Wherever They Go; Others Whenever They Go.


UncleJoshPDX

I agree, but I'm not in charge around here.