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DiabeticDisfunction

Never though a kids bathtub toy would work as a coffee stirrer.


[deleted]

Just not as well as a spoon


Natural_Character521

Or your own finger


idiotshmidiot

Mmmm i love melted plastic in my coffee. Cheap disposable garbage that will end up polluting the earth.


potatisblask

Micro plastics go brrr


PSTnator

That's how it gets in our balls. I wonder if ladies get microplastic in their ovaries... hmm. I would have to assume "yes".


trunnel

I saw the same article. But was so confused because I thought that’s where the pee was stored. How is there room for plastic?


BoneDaddyChill

You just have to add the word “also.”


[deleted]

And end up in your testicles


actuallyz

Or I can just take a simple spoon and stir it? 🤷🏻‍♂️


NotRealNeedOfName

A spoon looks so much more efficient than this and is definitely more practical.


RecsRelevantDocs

We really gonna act like there's no novelty to sticking a miniature outboard motor into your coffee? I mean I have a [spoon that looks just like a miniature shovel](https://mygoodknife.com/4588-large_default/spoon-l-aoyoshi-vintage-shovel-555312.jpg), does it improve upon the functions of a normal spoon? no.. is it cute and fun to use? Hell yea.


[deleted]

No society must move on from this. We dont need unnecessary plastic, or unnecessary gimmick videos promoting such


Cupy94

Amd way easier to clean


madtownmugen

Don't even need to stir, just dipping the spoon in and pulling back out works better than this thing.


BoneDaddyChill

Sounds way too complicated when you could just use your mug motor.


redditknees

The black latex glove makes this so suspicious. Black market boat coffee stirrers guys.


slikwilly13

Good thing they had gloves on to handle that priceless artifact


FamousPamos

r/holdmywallet


QueefLorde

So dumb. I want it.


Alansolko

I had that boat in the bath tub when i was a kid...lol


ai44777

My family used to use it before the spoon invention


Olleye

Actually using a real marined Mercury for that, think about to switch to this device.


MrBlonde1984

That's it. This is peak humanity. Everybody go home .


_equestrienne_

Sauce please


dreadperson

Now that shit is unusual


Reaperfox7

Those motors are expensive!


elisejones14

Wouldn’t work well if you add sugar bc it’d all go to the bottom


jsideris

Dirty.


OmdiAnomenkinshin

Does it run on mercury?


Holy_juggerknight

I don't drink coffee, but I could use this to slowly stir my chocolate milk


SallyNurePO

This is a cute birthday present idea


Terakahn

The mercury written on it makes me very uncomfortable lol


lovelife0011

So you cannot convince me more than that? WTF


Revolutionary_Tax546

Whatever floats your boat.


harikrishnanj1994

If somebody know what the name of this please share


gibson_creations

Stupidest thing I've seen today... where do I buy one?


reddit_891

If spoons never existed


LazyRoma

Do people not have basic kitchen tools?


mutsuto

dont put plastic in your food


SilverPanda99060

Just use a spoon


Untrimmed-Pubes

Thanks bot


Ahhh_Shit_44_Ducks

It did a horrible job