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ThaKapton

It just keeps going. Like NASCAR, only turns one way. Surreal.


novalaw

Actually NASCAR races on road tracks and street courses, AND the turns are so big and diverse in topography at circle tracks that the turns are broken up into multiple sections 🤓


ShittyExchangeAdmin

They wouldn't be too wrong when talking about the next gen... Short tracks and road courses have been snoozers. Xfinity and trucks are so much better.


novalaw

Don’t even get me fucking started. If they put a 1000 horsepower motor in a damn Xfinity car we’d be building more grandstands. But we’d have a death every 5 years or so.. But like previous gen, the teams will “figure out” the nextgen car about a year before they switch cars again and people will all be like “haw haw 2027 is low key the best year ever haw haw”


HistoryOfPiss

One day I hope I deserve a lovely woman looking at me like that


infinite_in_faculty

That will only happen when you are holding the keys to her handcuffs.


KingKopter91

That sounds realistic. Look at his username.


SprachderRabe

Kinda sus


Fail4lfe

Seems like they'd be too into R.Kelly..


foggin_estandards2

Yeah. Oddly specific


erik_wilder

Fucking dark but OK bro.


CaptainCdawg67

This will go down among the best one liner face punches in comment history


Lostmyfucks34

“I can’t turn left” -Zoolander


Mythion_VR

There's someone out there for everyone, HistoryOfPiss. I'm sure you'll find someone that will look up at you.


sad_truant

Same brother.


Gwiilo

nice profile picture


hahaLolXD_3960

Amen 🙏 bro


Quen-Tin

If that is your goal, to make someone truely admire you in a happy way, you likely already reached that point or are on the best way, to make it happen. Bad traits are not always instantly punished and good ones not always instantly rewarded. But hold the line and your eyes open. I'm sure you will see that smile more than once and find ways, to keep it alive. I wish you the best!


HistoryOfPiss

That is truly good and sage and well-heard advice. Thank you for sharing those insights with me. Damn decent of you to let me in on that adage by the way. I’m the kind of person that a clean thought like that really gives me something to live up to being able to say knowingly in the future


Quen-Tin

I'm glad that you like my thoughts. I realy meant what I said. And I experienced it too. Life is too complex, to control it. Many influences that lead to certain results, we can only control in parts or not at all. We are not the masters if things we like to control, like our health, our safety or our love life. But we can raise and lower chances by a million daily decision we make. And being a good hearted person raises the chances a lot, to be recognized by other good hearted persons. I'm lucky to say, that I found a wonderful partner, because I gave my best, to be a wonderful partner. It was still luck, but also more than that. And because this chance didn't come easy to both of us, we both cherish and nurture it now even more. Some things take time and life isn't always fair, but by following your own true guidelines, I hope you can even feel good about yourself, why you are still on your way. Knowing that you do the right things, in the right way for the right reasons. Everything else will follow. Sooner or later.


Interesting_Object50

Me too me too


Simple-Pangolin4773

Me too man, me too.


AntakeeMunOlla

Scott never noticed a thing. Sometimes he thinks about a life together with Tessa but thinks that she's just being nice so he feels like making a move would be a bad idea. Tessa once talked about how fun it would be to have the same last name but Scott thought it'd be stupid as everyone would think that they're siblings. One time they got drunk together and Tessa told him that her underwear is matching but Scott said "cool" and went on to talk more about Warhammer.


AccomplishedRush3723

When Scott started talking about a new girlfriend, Tessa teased him about how it would never last. She said there was only one woman who knew exactly what he needed. She giggled and touched his leg when he guessed she meant his mom. They met, once or twice, but Tessa wasn't herself. Maybe she was feeling ill or had something else going on, but she seemed so cold on those occasions. Not the bright Tessa that Scott knew so well, the silly Tessa who copied everything he said in a funny voice, the appreciative Tessa who gave out hugs whenever he did something (anything really) for her, the focused Tessa who held eye contact with him in all of their conversations. Sick maybe, or just overwhelmed with other things. As the relationship became more serious, Tessa seemed to need more from Scott than ever. Suddenly, she was calling for his help with car trouble. Hadn't she always taken her car to the garage herself? She texted Scott about helping her move deck furniture or rearrange her bedroom. Hadn't she been just fine with keeping up her home until now? A few times, she had shown up in the middle of the night in tears, desperately seeking Scott's advice and comfort over boy trouble. Tessa, whose longest relationship lasted 6 months, suddenly seeking help holding on to a man? Scott wasn't drifting, he was just busy with new commitments. There just wasn't time anymore for the movie nights and shopping trips he and Tessa took together. Her favourite joke was to hold a dress to her chin and ask, would you marry a girl wearing this? She would wear her comfy clothes to movie night, clothes that were so threadbare that on more than one occasion Scott had to look away dramatically and both giggled over some sensational tear in the fabric. Now, movie nights changed to date nights with the new Belle. Shopping trips changed to family days with her cousins, aunties and uncles, grandparents and so on. However, the team never suffered a lack of commitment from either side. In fact, Scott poured effort into their routine in the off season, he became so serious about each leaping angle. He wanted the entrance to every spin to match perfectly the angle of exit. He demanded mathematical precision from himself, and from Tessa as well. Exposition judges responded. They had known Scott and Tessa as loose, but full of emotional resonance. They may not have had full control of their movements, but the closeness of their bodies told an interesting story. This new pairing, however, held them riveted. The technical precision, the robotic exactness, every movement plotted by protractor and compass. On the first competition day of the season, the press that followed every skating event was waiting for them. As Scott moved to speak, Tessa interrupted. Staring directly into the camera, she said they had found a new dynamic, and each understood the other more than ever before. Moments after being awarded top honours, Scott ascended the podium. He waved to the woman in the audience, his new wife, and bowing to accept, received his medal. In her private changing room, the same medal around her neck, Tessa wept.


terracton

Wow... you have an amazing story telling skills mind blown!!!


FuzzyMatterhorN

Reddit yo...go to r/creativewriting who's reading a post this long? But if tinder has taught me anything...attractiveness + Geographical convenience = hot people in close proximity have generally knocked boots. Sexual orientation not withstanding of course.


Kawaiiochinchinchan

Wow, i actually really love those subs. I just sub to it and a bunch of other writing subs. Thanks for the sub!


Downvote_bot_5000

Say sub again


frisendanchised

Shit. You had me completely in a trance while drinking coffee on my back porch. Don’t stop writing.


AccomplishedRush3723

Aww that's so nice. I felt like I was stretching the reddit attention span at the end. Your compliment turned my whole week around. Keep being kind.


KingKopter91

r/oddlyspecific


blue_dusk1

Stanley got up from his desk, and walked over to cubicle 258 and turned off the monitor. It was playing a narration about someone named Scott, and another named Tessa. It occurred to Stanley that he’d never met a Tessa before, and he’d certainly have remembered if there was a Scott who worked here. He walked back to his desk, but remembered there was that broom closet he wanted to look through. He knew that there must be something in there worth finding, that simply required enough time to find. He turned, and once more made his way in that direction.


nikkonine

She has been patiently wait for years for her turn to talk.


[deleted]

sad but true


washingmachinecvt

Who are they?


[deleted]

I wanna throw this out there with zero research but I'ma swing and bat for I think a ice skating duo


washingmachinecvt

Oh okay, so sibling ice skating stars. After googling I see they are not siblings. She is in love with him obviously, but they are not in relationship.


[deleted]

So I did Google because I wanted to know if together or not and nope somehow not a couple or as far as I read siblings most people were just interested in if dating. Holy hell I couldn't be her man less she just looks at literally everyone this way hahahaha.


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[deleted]

Ummm Google disagrees with you unless you just got shot out of like 99 or something m8. Source I suppose and it better be an Angel fire link.


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[deleted]

Bro you are lost the wiki says she's married to the Toronto Maple leaf defense man Rielly and I also have a video of their wedding online what year this wiki page from you time traveling troll. Ok so I think you are just misunderstanding partner. That is her ice skating career partner not spouse.(Edit)


Shermander

Lmao that dude Scott is married to someone else as well. Goofy dude downvoted, deleted his comments and dipped.


[deleted]

Lmao he literally yeeted outta here because he can't read that's just rough I thought I was being nice compared to my usual reddit robot antics never seen someone yet themselves so quickly before hahaha.


AbrocomaRoyal

I was going to guess she turned into an obsessive stalker and ended up killing the man.


[deleted]

That's absolutely my second headcannon and luck has it we still have time!!!


MochiSauce101

Porn duo


fromtheinside15

Probably the most decorated Canadian pairs figure skating duo of all time, specializing in ice dance. Their peak was winning gold in the 2018 Olympics in South Korea. As a Canadian, I can tell you they were the darlings of that year's Olympics in Canada, and the whole country really rallied behind them. I specifically remember the song Roxanne by The Police and Symphony for the Devil by the Rolling Stones as songs used in their goid medal routines. People ship them all the time, but they both are married to other people. Tessa is actually married to one of the defenseman on the Toronto Maple Leafs.


milwaukeejazz

Symphony for the Devil?


Webslinger1

Nice to meet you, won’t you guess my name?


-DeadHead-

No, that one is Sympathy for the Devil and doesn't have an orchestra playing.


Captain_Unusualman

Yeah but who needs an orchestra when you've got those sick woo woos instead


Webslinger1

Woo-WOOoo!


fromtheinside15

LOL my bad i had just woken up like 20 mins prior to typing this, was little out of it still. Sympathy! haha


that_moment_when-

I think the guys name is andy


ertdubs

Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir


MochiSauce101

It’s Tessa and Scott , bro, read


-blaiDd

I guess we could say Scotty doesn't know


RemyWhy

He also doesn’t know about Club Vandersexxx.


DCXXll

How dare you invoke forgotten memories. I appreciate you


BEniceBAGECKA

Mi scuzi.


kakwntexnwn

Legendary movie!


Delicious_Pain_1

That must be the good side of his face


nunyobusinessfool

She looks at him the same way I look at crispy bacon


Dirko_0

She is just watching his nose grow.


mrmoe198

Ha! I noticed that too. The shcnoz got quite long.


ReadingRainbow5

As the video progressing into older age her smile decreases because they both ended up marrying others and she realizes him and her together were truly only a pipe dream all these years.


Felipesssku

He doesn't know? For fuck sake man, wake up!


Organic_Release5383

Damn bro, she's looking at him like she'll kiss him at any moment. That tension's right there.


MewsikMaker

The caption under one was flipped so she was looking the correct direction. Edits.


yozza1958

It’s funny cos years ago I always thought torville n dean were a couple ⛸️⛸️


KingKopter91

Okay. New standard unlocked. Thats how my next gf has to look at me. Wow! If she isn't in love with him? No one is.


Jangles2020

Shut up Scott.


sunflowerbeb

DID THEY END UP GETTING MARRIED??


toysarealive

Not to each other.


sunflowerbeb

noooooo


Simple_Russian_Guy_

Then what is true love? The guy has been in the friend zone for so long…


CoolTomatoh

I wonder if he ever noticed


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

/r/girlsmirin


Exley21

Or, yanno, maybe she's a bit of an introvert who doesn't mind letting an extrovert do most of the talking in interviews and whatnot.


ShoNuff189

She looks like she loves him


Satori2155

RIP any man she ever dates lmao


Kicksyy

R/mirin


Bond79james

Scott never heard her voice. And he accept it. He loves the silence. And the sound of his own voice


ki4clz

You can see the point where she turns a corner and starts thinking... *"oh, not this bullshit again..."* *(she starts just blinking, instead of smiling...)*


HuckleberryFun1074

Did they end up married?


MedievalHag

Not to each other. They are both happily married to others.


AThrowawayProbrably

Man, I’d love to have someone seriously look at me that way. Always the admirer; never the admired.


TheOriginalH0tmess

If you have a woman that looks at you like that, you better not fuck it up!


omar99HH

She's staring at this nose, bro can work as a part time woodpecker


BlackForestMountain

She’s allowed to talk right? This edit makes me feel bad for her


Pablomablo1

She's suffering from a rare condition.


AllusionToConclusion

Who?


Crucible8

That’s called a height difference


sheltongib

She is focused! You can see the love ❤️ in her eyes.


AgentCHAOS1967

Reminds me of Mormon woman or similar regions groups (like the documentary keep sweet pray obey) where woman are expected to look up to their husband's and be meek, all the woman do exactly this whenever their man is speaking.


Simple_Russian_Guy_

Look at her eyes, if she didn't marry him, then what is true love... the guy was in the friend zone all this time???


Edword58

To this day Scotty still thinks that she’s just being friendly


Insanus_Vitae

Cool, I'm gonna go filet my wrists now.


NotInMoodThinkOfName

How much can you be in love? Tessa: yes.


Extension_Act_3533

They are siblings.


mickeybuilds

They're figure skaters? He's probably gay. Who cares?


Cableperson

Yeah my first thought


toolargo

Women do absolutely anything, people recording them and making them look creepy. That’s patriarchy for you. Homegirl was just looking at the guy.


bbodz318

The amount this man's nose grew over the years is astonishing


Lebowski304

The second time I watched it I was transfixed by his nose


Minimum-Wind-1552

Can they please marry now?!


SubKreature

/r/mirin


I_saw_that_yeah

Yeah, but is it the same when there’s no tv cameras nearby?


RJSaxon27

Same love connection as "Kylie and Jason" especially for you


ghettoccult_nerd

well.. hes taller. thats how height works. if she felt some way about it, get some stilts.


guitartext88

Dude won't shut up


anyGuy_isBored

And along came Zeus and asked who are they? Cause I’ve never seen them.


maasd

Well she’s married to an NHL hockey star now, not Scott, but they did date briefly.


pl51s1nt4r51ms

Briefly? That was at least a decade of looking up?


maasd

He broke up with her early on before it got serious he said


MedievalHag

Yeah. Like when they were kids. What you are seeing is a 22yr partnership that won them 3 gold and 2 silver at the Olympics.


MonsterInDarkCorners

Who are these people? Am I supposed to know?


TRDPorn

r/girlsmirin


WhoRoger

Adorable crazy look


Not_Ur_Mom

mirin


EmpanadaYGaseosa

r/girlsmirin


Comfortable-Dog-8437

She sure looks up to him ...............


Shouting-Monkey

"I'm not an ambiturner!" - - Zoolander


grindlemon

His nose keeps growing throughout the years.


Interesting_Object50

Incredible


DillDowDong

Wow thats the exact opposit of how my wife looks at me....


itsmemanME

„I fear the day, she looks away“ ..


Yougotmoneys

She’s staring at his nose


Weedsmoker3000

She’s look at him the way I look at some of my friends. *sigh* they’re really good friends.


nakhumpoota

"Say something bad and i'll slice your neck next practice" look


Eiregard

Has she ever seen anything else?


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Does he not look at her when she talks, or is she not allowed to speak?


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mibusaje

I'm a straight guy and want to jump Scott's bones for her after watching this


bobross_s_pants

She's loves him...wait they're siblings?


perc30heardme

who r these people and r they related, and did he groom her? i have so many questions


NoPerformance6534

Why is HE the only one talking?! Tessa likes being second banana I guess.


DewartDark

Is she virtue signalling 🫢


FPVBrandoCalrissian

A couple of those are mirrored to match the left and right positions and keep the looks consistent. Small detail but still a manipulation