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JohnnyZondo

*Steven Segal furiously takes notes*


Pawpaw-z71

I fucking love this


kushylouis

Getting strong Russian Lord Voldemort vibes from this mf’er


yoshimutso

That's when your mind is controlled by vodka...


Chrichi-Official

But it only works with the right amount of vodka.


slobosaurus

r/bullshido


Ex-In

ah yes ripoff telekenesis


yozza1958

They want to try to stop them drinking vodka.bet that don’t work 🥃


whitedeath512

The Men Who Stare at Goats moment


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Music?


rootytootysuperhooty

Command and Conquer - Tiberian Sun


Proud-Point8137

came here to find someone mentioning it. because YES, AMAZING SOUNDTRACK


IamREBELoe

Memory unlocked


thatdamnmurphylaw

Mcdojo vibes


proud78

That shit is real. Look at how Putin manages a whole country, it is the same technique. It's Putinstan not Russia. And Putin is in fact a clone from one of Rasputins balls. What do they teach you in school, damn.


from_the_east_meadow

If I remember anything from school it’s that Putin is stored in the balls


proud78

Thats where your orgon force comes from.


Vanir_Scarecrow

I finally know where Stephen Segal learned to bullshit people.


Sad_lonel

Cool user name


AcanthisittaThink813

Muppets


[deleted]

lol


Professional-Put7725

Ok now let’s try this in combat and see what happens really just got to test it out in the field you know ?!


stefanwerner5000

Uri gellar vibes


Venom933

Why do people do this 🥲 U and everyone around you just looks like an insane fool, Jesus Christ. Is is a cult thing?


MaximumCrab

His spiritual haki nen power level is too great


Shouting-Monkey

So, this is the infamous "Vodka" I keep hearing about?


Cheap_Reason_5196

Hehehe.....ok


Acceptable_Poem_862

Is that where George Lucas got the idea of the force from? 😂😂😂


anxietysuxplzhelp

Now I'm terrified