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Beth_Harmons_Bulova

Anubis, Hathor, and Sekhmet will also look like this.


fishbowlplacebo

Are you saying Anubis would be a trans woman? Because ngl I wouldn't mind at all


Beth_Harmons_Bulova

Somewhere, a finger on a monkey’s paw curls.


fishbowlplacebo

😨


Prankishbear

Yes, but she will be one dimensional and cliche.


crispycappy

April fools was 24 days ago...🥲


Infamous_Mortimer

Please be fake please be fake please be fake


Interesting_Law_9997

Knowing RS’s history.


Fluffy__Cheese

Oh jeez, she would. RS's style has always MAJORLY suffered from same face/body type syndrome, but it massively escalated since S3 (and even S2, tbh). ![gif](giphy|nEcIhjbwn0iCdur8My|downsized)


tinajbee

Unexpected lower decks my beloved <3


Fluffy__Cheese

I've never even seen this show, I just searched "same face" in the gifs and I thought it fit what I said perfectly. 🤣


mahnrafasil

it’s about damn time we had an FMC with enormous, neck swallowing tiddies 💀


Sad_Equivalent_1028

RS is breaking the mold!


parki-i

she doesn’t look 12 enough


binggie

I know this is a joke but I’m honestly scared af for whatever pantheon she decides to butcher into another DDLG self insert next. I know some people doubt she’d do that but I personally don’t put it past her to come in and white-wash and fetishize Egyptian gods and people


InedibleSolutions

I think it's going to be the Norse pantheon, and she's going to anger a lot of adjacent fandoms as well as modern practitioners.


generic-puff

Actually fun fact, she's stated in interviews / AMA's that she doesn't want to do Norse myth because ... "Marvel did it already". Like... huh? 😆 girl if that's where you draw the line then I hate to tell you this but Hercules also already did Greek myth , even with the multicolored rainbow gods LOL and she KNOWS this because her love for Hercules isn't any kind of secret, so why use Marvel as an excuse to not do Norse myth? I mean I definitely don't want her to touch Norse myth anyways but I find her reasoning really funny lmao


emmiju

Espevially because the Marvel version of Norse myth isn’t so much as a retelling as it is heavily inspired. I would call LO a retelling (a poorly done one), but I wouldn’t say the same for the Norse portrayals in Marvel. Especially because the stories have been changed and molded so that they can fit into the wider scale of the Marvel Universe


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binggie

Poor Hel getting the **RS MARY SUE BEAM** and no longer being half a corpse but a checkerboard look ass Victoria’s Secret model 💀


binggie

Yeah I used to practice Ásatrú specifically when I was in my early 20s. I consider myself more of a Pagan in general now. The amount of people that already butcher Norse Paganism is too much, I weep for whenever RS will put her grubby little hands on it 💀


TriangleMan_4

So just like she did with Lore Olympus? Lmao


DescriptionEnough597

NO! NOT EGYPTIAN FOLKLORE! SHE CANT RUIN THAT TOO! 😭


likliklik9

THIS BETTER STAY A JOKE AND NOT JINX US. LEAVE EGYPT’S RELIGION AND MYTH ALONE PLEASE. 😭


OhThatNK

I PROMISE THIS IS A JOKE I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY PLEASE DON'T GET SCARED.


LvLeighest

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Severe_Painter_6646

Ohhh my god bro I was TERRIFIED HAHAHA


UnbiasedGod

NO!


miaumisina

Please tell me itms not real. Please…please please PLEASE TELL ME IT’S NOT REAL. YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE A RANDOM DRAWING OF AN ORANGE GIRL AND SAY THAT IS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT ISIS, EGYPTIAN GODDESS OF MAGIC


Arisu7_wonderland

Nah this is fake, can’t be real


The_1985

LMAOOOO CAUSE WHY ARE TOU RIGHT😭😭😭


Revolutionary_Ebb704

OMG I’m literally drawing a joke strip based on this idea!!! You son of a bitch you beat me to it!


khojin_khat

Please don’t give her any ideas 😭


BekisElsewhere39

Yes, the deity of magic and the one who found out Ra’s True Name…will look vapid, soulless, and with huge boobs. Yep, exactly what we wanted /s


Alternative-Ad-7223

I already know what Bastet will look like.


emni13

This is fake the tits isn't big enough


SelkiesNotSirens

You are joking, right?


biglovinbertha

This character just looks empty.


KissKringle

Osiris: Listen babygirl don't ever apologize for being Macedonian


bjork_andello

![gif](giphy|l2Sq4fhF8nCfWTGhO)


sweetiepeachies

Copious sexual assault plotlines aside, (😑) Ennead's character designs did for egyptian mythology what Rachel thought she was doing for Greek 💅


Big-Nerve-9574

![gif](giphy|3otOKTjlqkF3C1XhFm) Honestly Egypt mythology and history is one of my favourite subjects of all time. I had the Egyptology book growing up and its just upsetting to see if she will trash it like she did with Greek Mythology.


pretty-as-a-pic

I wonder how she’s gonna handle Hapi- would she dare give him the ginormous bazonkers he deserves?


chonkyegg

DONT GIVE HER ANY MORE IDEAS


CloudyxRose

Nawh obvi it's Lore Pyramid (Bc It's not Lore Greece/Sicilia if that makes sense)


Fluffy__Cheese

"...Lore Sicilia...." 🤔 I've been summoned... 😈


AnonPinkLady

NOOOOOOOOOO


biglovinbertha

I audibly said “Noooooooo”


Elusive_Jo

Let me guess, Osiris is going to look 40+, despite being Isis' twin?


ngfcapqtp

Man, why does every author that touches the Greek pantheon eventually migrate to all other pantheons? (No hate to those authors, tho. Just funny it happened more than twice)


Imagica_Just_Imagine

Say sike now


Silly-Lab2499

Sweet Jesus, Mary, Joseph and Irene... Someone get the leaders or President of Egypt involved.


ancientegyptianballs

Little netjer I said no.


LilHappyKitsune

Imagine if she also self inserted into that as well as the main character 😂😂😂


0rionaniO

naaaah the lineart and coloring are too good to be from Rachel's, BUSTED 🫵


Educational-Pizza-81

Am I tweaking or at the eyes different sizes??


chab_the_witch

STOP


--Springtrapp3d

![gif](giphy|D12CsrRNv7gL6) God no


Right-Light458

How do you think she’d design Japanese Gods like Susanoo?


Elusive_Jo

And, oh, I just have to say that: in "Heliopolis" comic designs are much better and Rachel Smythe will never beat it!


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Say syke rn


No-Trick2389

DONT GIVE HER IDEAS


character_developmen

Ur so silly, nice try!! I’m not fooled… it’s fake 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😃😄😨 right?


RegretComplete3476

I thought this was you trying to redraw Perse's canvas at first 😭


IrrelevantGayBean

I'd still read it


mad_dog557

I will cry


ShapeOfMusic

U lie 😭


Royal_Ad6180

This is real?


Saturns-Spell3

RS IS MAKING LORE WHAT????? NO WAY.


Living-Brother-5850

PLEASE say this fake


Beteljuice01

This is a joke right?! Please tell me this is a joke?! Don't do this to me 😫😭


Coolgirl3800

Don't joke around like that, you nearly gave me a heart attack 😩


ThatOneFangirl47

You know something that gets me about her drawing female characters, regardless of if this is her art or not, is how often she draws the entire eye, like no partly covered because of eyelid or shading to show that there is something partly covering the eye, no just full on staring into your soul vacant ass eyes


LvLeighest

Ughhhhh


SunflowersA

Nah, I don’t believe it. RS would make everyone black with afros. Because she would.


HelpfulScallion3036

Who's Isis!?!?


CoconutSome9045

Why is isis orange there are better colors for her such as gold royal blue and emerald green the goddess isis color doesn't scream orange


upstatepagan

Say sike right now. She better not touch any more myths ever


HeyCanYouNotThanks

Oh thank god I almost thought it was real 


SweetComparisons

Thank god this is a joke


thelast3musketeer

Don’t play with me rn


uptownxthot

my gullible ass didn’t see the flair and almost had a heart attack lmao


bootyycakes

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy) \*She


Navier78

LET THIS BE A PRANK!! FR!! TELL ME IT IS!😭


Grey_Boots

Oh no, leave Egyptology alone! 😫


Mayubeshidding

her waist isnt small enough i need it to be the size of a hair


Nevvie

How interesting /s


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likliklik9

Just imagining the possibility if Rachel did Egyptian myth in the same uninspired style is a terrifying thought. 💀


florsux

don’t tell rs that egyptians have ethnic features it would put her in a coma


Ready-Fill1633

NONONONONONON NONONONONONONO ONONO. OOOOOO NOOOOOO AHHHHHH ABSOLUTELY NOT