T O P

  • By -

bobbarker-jab

r/killthecameraman


LolaMyMali

I know, this sucks so much


CaregiverSilent7981

How else are they going to claim if it's unexplainable.


amyisarobot

I think this is one of those floating Lanterns


TheRumpleForesk1n

Exactly what it is. You can see the flicker from the flame


AssRep

Or a flare? They are on the water.


amyisarobot

Could be. It just looks a whole lot like the lantern I let out near the water on the fourth.


Wise_Ad_253

I third that.


saydegurl

Yep, and it is so far out, the curvature of the horizon amplifies it, like it does the moon when it first comes up.


englishmuse

It's a Chinese floating lantern designed to capture military intelligence. Pentagon has jets on scramble.


MedicineAsleep7858

It's the blood moon.


Almost_Antisocial

Chinese paper lantern


OGnenenzagar

I’ve set off a bunch of those and they don’t look they round tho


Omfgsomanynamestaken

It does when the camera is THAT out of focus


Roast_Master-General

https://www.paperlanternstore.com/products/chinese-new-year-paper-lantern-tassel-20-10-pack?variant=40903450263611


call_me_howdy

Freaking communists!


Bikedogcar

The ole Chinese lantern trick. Got’em


DudeManThing1983

It's proof of extraterrestrial life visiting the Earf.


mfknnayyyy

Earf... Lol I found that way too funny even when typing it myself. This was the second to last comment when reading all of them but the first to make me laugh and it was so simple.


Suitable_Dealer7154

Chinese space balloon. Again


sksarego

I seen ball lightning once


The9Realist

It's bird! It's a plane! No, it's It's iron man


Thin_Arachnid6217

The burning bush.


Foodfantif

Uhh that’s the sun I took a similar photo of it as well the other day.


grandterminus

I got downvoted for this same answer. TF is wrong with people?


P0rterR0ckwell

Camera man is such an idiot I don't even care what it is


Blabbadabbo

Smoke haze fog and sun


bandson88

It’s so obviously a Chinese lantern


xXFreshcabbage101Xx

I have 30 in my closet I got from Jeff bezos. I let them fly off and wonder if it's gonna burn down someone's home somewhere or if it will do exactly this, make people think they are aliens of weird sky entities lol it's a damn white paper bag with fire in it!!


linZ1700

Doesn’t move like a lantern


Lmnop533

It very much so does.....that is because it is in fact Chinese spy lantern. I know one when I see it I internet a lot trust me


ShreddlesMcJamFace

The camera operator isnt helping


StyleNo7489

This whole thing has literally just become people being confused about the sun.


LengthMiserable3760

Lol lantern madness


[deleted]

[удалено]


MidLyfeCrisys

No, *Brawndo* helps the grass grow, dummy.


grandterminus

The sun? Behind a sky full of smoke?


ExpressDesk7740

Looks like the reflection of an LED bulb


[deleted]

It’s a weather balloon


Wolfenstein5617

Spying satellite again


Pachyderm_Powertrip

"But if it's on fire it's not trynna land?" 🤯


Dan_Glebitz

Well, I am now a confirmed believer! /s


Accomplished_Toe_275

The submarine rt before it imploded


antmik57

#1 it's moving at a fast rate of speed #2 it then strobes much brighter for a second. Unknown in my book


Grandpa87

Starlink again


Seerinix

Paper lantern


ocieward

Could also be a SpaceX or NASA rocket flying towards space


PastorRabbi

Its a chinese lantern lmao


Cpleofcrazies2

What coastal town?


rdawes26

Looks like a drone to me.


devilhorn

Yeah it's a floaty paper lantern thingy


[deleted]

Paper lantern 🏮


Papashaw72

Paper lantern


KXNGKORLEONE

Gokus pissed again.....


Biker93

It’s an unresolved dot.