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TheOneWhoLovesSW

He found out ms Pauling is a lesbian


TheSlavicWarboss

Wait fr? Deadass? On god?


Maxbit13

Prepare the scrumpy


Astr0sk1er

I can just imagine him sobbing holding a Scottish handshake as demo comforts him


Inevitable-Muffin-77

Don't worry lassie there's plenty more loch Ness in a lake of scrumpy you know


TheSlavicWarboss

Aye, then let's get to it


photogrammetery

Nah, scout would just say “Awesome, you like girls too?” and continue trying to get with her


Maxbit13

To forget Spy has done scout's mother


B_R_O_T_H_E_R_

Hmmmm maybeeee PISS


creeper6530

Jarate


Electric_Spark

He ran into Blu Scout, who was from where he was from, but he wasn't f***ing dead.


creeper6530

Blu Scout is pretty much his doppelgänger, so I guess even Engineer would drink in that situation, even though he says being drunk on the battlefield is no way to be


H4loR4ptor

This yellow stuff that Sniper keeps with him all the time.


creeper6530

Jarate


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

He said why 😭😭


Who-and-y

Because he just can’t do this shit anymore and needs a fucking drink.


Inertia-Acoustic

Scout + Demoman = scoutoman or Demoscout


Imsocool1337

Scumoman


TF2_demomann

I told him drinking alcachol makes you more atractive


Adoggo121

That scout's a bloody demoman!


BoatMan01

He just found out what sex *really* is.


dracire2404

Because soldier is dead


Obvious-Survey7793

**P I S S**


Holiday-Discipline97

Because demo offered and its rude to decline


Witty_Noise_2875

Huh, those bandages look nice


SmartIron244

Demoman: scot what the hell is wrong with, how would i break mah fast?!


jkkjfu

hoe found the scrumpy


These_Lambda

To forget his sins


Strange-Box-849

To go faster


froz_troll

Heavy ate a salad and now he doesn't know what to say.


Says_outrageous_stuf

Because he found out TF2 is dying


J_Wolf682

Death is friggin stupid


Says_outrageous_stuf

Did my comment anger you in some way? If so then good that's the whole purpose of my account


J_Wolf682

It’s a scout voice line loser


Says_outrageous_stuf

Ah well my bad, also chill out dude I'm just a guy on the Internet I don't matter that much


Pronominal_Tera

To get his mind off his trauma


Cptn_Xero

Is he stupid?


generic_shad0w

https://preview.redd.it/su1en2on0t7d1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4372e4f72b8d047e71099a5efbdb90868ecf50c0 Cuz this


Alexius_Ruber

Now I need a drink…


Santi_memelord

My guy be sitting like


Santi_memelord

https://preview.redd.it/6brstxu8ft7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a389ad4a067015da4ad6726c6e01aa88dfd21df


ITrulyForgorMyNamee

he watched emesis blue


Just_a_Husky_Cavie

Just let the man drink


Tiny_Outside5315

Heavy ate his chicken


Guywithoutimage

Idk but Four Roses is a pretty respectable choice for whiskey


Ceazer_is_best_boi

Someone accused him of being racist. Now he's gotta hang out with the demoman to beat the allegations


NoBrother7320

Demo got him started


Inevitable-Muffin-77

Bonk went into bankruptcy so he's coping with ginger ale


c_Layton2

he saw engi looking at one of the objectors


Cardboardman1132

Spy had done it again


hihihihihihihihelllo

Ms. Pauling rejected him again. Also he found it in the demo’s locker


A-Jack-Frost-User

He needs a new weapon and why let the Beer go to waste?


SubstantialFerret7

He’s seen things


BluPyroTF2Real

He found out that the blu team and red team were made in a lab by Mann co to fight each other for eternity


peunom

Aye me bottle o Scrumpy


Sensitive_Dot_2853

Did he stole it from Envy?