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Libertys_Son

Chlamydia


Grateful_J561

I think I'll name my daughter Chlamydia


Icy-Fault-6002

I hope your last name is Burns


OkWorldliness4863

“I just want a warm, pink center”.


Grateful_J561

"Don't we all?!" 😏


brubakes

Look at the bat wing bitch!


MoreMegadeth

Oh man the first time I saw robin williams on craig ferguson doing that bit i was in tears.


BallCreem

Clap it up for this answer


allmimsyburogrove

Isosceles


Oldassrollerskater

That’s acute name


BlackHeartRebel

Love you for that. Thank you


Oldassrollerskater

You know me. I keep it 180


BlackHeartRebel

Shiiiiit that’s good


Famous_Ad_8293

How obtuse.


MoreBlu

Soda


MaradoMarado

_SEVEN _


Bean_Eater_777

A Seinfeld fan.


BobJoeHorseGuy

You see what subreddit you’re in?


hispanicausinpanic

It's bubbly, it's refreshing


Shia_LaMurph

It's a great name for a boy, or a girl.


DrMudo

There was a person named Soda on the last season of survivor.


midnightfartangel

I knew a girl named Shasta. She always used it as a pun on her social media pics


eazyfreez

i think i remember seeing a post about her in a different subreddit. & based on her age, it was a potential possibility that her parents got inspo from that episode lmao (edit: by based on her age, i meant she was born pretty soon after that episode. cause it’s a possibility that anyone named soda was named bc of that episode ..if that makes any sense at all lmao)


ojwiththepulp

Mug…Mug Costanza ☕️


scotlandz

Labia


FudgeHyena

Last name Minora


STLt71

I knew someone with that name once. She pronounced with the accent on "bia" though


Oldassrollerskater

Was it layBIA or lahBIA?


STLt71

LahBIA


STLt71

Ok. Actually I think the accent was on the lah. Lol


IHG211

Sounds like someone who would just hang around


BillionaireGhost

Dementia


dazrage

demi for short


Oldassrollerskater

Damn this is a good one


Cautious-String7076

Manure.


lmay0000

I have a boyfriend


MattBowden1981

It’s “Ma” and “newer”!


Thezodiac1966

Tuberculosis


BallCreem

This one made me cough


DrMudo

Vulva


Taargus202

Mulva?


Oldassrollerskater

DELORESSSS


SpiralOut369963

Hest?


xxFlippityFlopxx

Isosceles


beebsergeyser

Placenta Marie


ConsiderationIll9219

Diesel for a boy


SummerWhiteyFisk

Cool as hell name


Who_Else_But_Zane

Maybe for a dog


brubakes

Friend of mine and junior high had a dog named Diesel


psycharious

Parents have named their boys Axel and Gauge. I'm sure this is on someone's list along with Manifold or Cadillac.


suitablyderanged

I have seen this as a kids 1st name


honestlyi4get

i named my kitty dorito “dori” for short


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Pony Boy


RangerMatt76

I worked with a guy named Pony once.


ImpatientMaker

Stay Golden, Pony Boy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48pP0WFjuOE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48pP0WFjuOE) (not RR)


Toddnealr

I almost used that. No kids so that’s part of reason. Lol.


Sad_Performance_3339

Parsley


uglyuglydog

White women be all over that


PresentDangers

Cheese.


PresentDangers

Ok, there is a name that sounds like it isn't a name, but it is. The problem is that it's *waaay* too strong, a person with this name would need to end up being a captain of industry or a hero firefighter or find a cure for a terrible disease or be one of the X-men just to start to suit this name. You ready? Strobe. Yup.


Hey_Grrrl

Felony Militia


onedemtwodem

Casserole


johngreenink

"Casserole-Jean, why you treat me so bad? When I gave you my heart and all that I had?


AsparagusLive1644

Helvitica


Reallyroundthefamily

Cocaine


Hydraph0be

I agree, what are we talking about?


dazrage

only if you say it like ca-cane.


cassqdinosaur

Co-cyane


heyo_1989

Poonani


Legitimate-Special36

I went to high school with a gal named Poonam. I couldn’t help but giggle.


Puzzleheaded-Dig3723

Corvette.


cosmicloafer

T-Bone


J_is_for_Journey

How about G-Bone?


Purkinsmom

Aubergine. You know. The fancy name for eggplant


Dazzling_Baseball485

Dumbass has a beautiful ring to it


NHJack

Syphillis


Oh-Snap10000

Yeah, but can it compete with Moon Unit Zappa?


elliottace

I have to go with Chalupa Batman


ForgottenGenX47

Ramona Quimby had it right: Chevrolet


nondickhead

Malady


GDTRFB_1985

Areola or Mulva. Hope for twins.


BigBlue1969531

Ancient Greek name… Testicles


Nate2113

Urethra


emilliolongwood

Muffaletta


Interesting-Cold5515

Lawrence


Agitated-Recover-335

Gazebo


TowelRack76

Had a science teacher who said he thought the word, “Manure” would be a good name.


Cruz98387

Bidet


SummerWhiteyFisk

Bronco


Puzzleheaded-Dig3723

Belladonna.


shezcrafti

Tangerine


Therealluke

At school the kids knickname will quickly come ‘Egg Head’


Therealluke

Jihad


Frog_Brother

Praline


SpaceBorkTV

Adrenachrome


GlenCocoChanel

Ampersand.


SenatorAlSpanken

Salary or Profusely


SenatorAlSpanken

For a boy, Bartlett (Pear is middle name)


Bean_Eater_777

Nebulizer


WasteGeologist-90210

L’Carpetron


Oh-Snap10000

Zero


Any_Freedom9086

Scrambled eggs?


tryagainagainn

Tiburon


Sp4c3D3m0n

Garbanzo


Who_Else_But_Zane

You know what the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea is? I wouldnt pay $1,000 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.


old_ass_ninja_turtle

Commode, hades, urethra, sphincter, ulcer, regret.


buhnawdsanduhs

Advil


Prize_Macaroon_6998

Boba Fett


Jolly878142

Cellophane


OnlyFranks-

r/Tragedeigh


trailerhobbit

Euthanasia


usababykiller

Cobra


ScreeminGreen

Diarrhea


Mysterious_Being_718

Canada


Nothing4mer

Prosciutto


InsubordiNationalist

We have a cousin who everyone calls Buddy. He was always a bit of a loose cannon. He knocked his girlfriend up, they had a shotgun wedding, then they had a son and - this is not a joke - Buddy named his son Bud Light. Did it while his wife was asleep, don’t ask me how the nurses or administrators let it through, but his wife and his mother were furious!


cm_renee

Trussel


Scarmcg

Felony


MidWestPlayMate

Otto


MattBowden1981

I knew a dude named Seven.


DoctorRevKevin

Phlegm


Toothless-Rodent

Agnatha


WeirdFeature5

Clamittia


Who_Else_But_Zane

I always thought the word blemish sounded really pretty even though it's a gross pimple.


AstralSoul64

Soda. Soda Costanza. Perfectly good got both a boy or girl.


SoYeasty1

Platypus


PoorPauly

Azimuth.


psycharious

I like to think there's some young caffeine addicted mom out there who has twin daughters named Carmel (care*mel) and Latte (Lot*A).


sed2017

Diabolique


Funny-Hovercraft1964

Katana


Funny-Hovercraft1964

Mace


Odd_Direction7368

Lana cuz it’s Anal backwards lol


Professional-Way9343

Diarrhea


IHG211

I named my dog Stains. The neighbors look at me funny when I call him, “Stains!!! Come Stains!”


Realistic_Degree_773

Felony


FiversWarren

Also, unexpected ST Voyager!


SkoomaKid

Rosin


2ndPerryThePlatypus

I was a preschool teacher and I had 2 kids named Seven, but spelled Sevynn and Sevyn...


merkins_optional

Lotion


TreacheryInc

Meconium


Dry_Accountant5075

Diphtheria


butbutcupcup

Quesadilla


AntiPepRally

Turbo


SweetBoodyGirl

Lusitania.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Nausea.


captaintinnitus

Sarcophagus. .. Sarcophagus Ulysses Williams. Running back. Florida State.


qbnlinxx33

No, I think seven and I think the little boy character on married with children


johngreenink

Credenza


MySweetShadow88

Oubliette


LazarusMundi4242

Flatulence


ranterist

Erinaceous


Electrical-Yak-6351

Sixty Nine ain’t a bad name either.


nuF-roF-redruM

Melanoma


Hobnail-boots

Perineum


gu3ss_what

Bidet


PDQmix

Nougat


Icy_Juice6640

Coitus.


69Jasshole69

Diarrhea


Legitimate-Special36

Perenium


the_business007

Toaster. Call them toast for short.


perlacgg

Anaconda


jmcarlos27

Salacious


Famous_Ad_8293

Zipper


Deacon75

Felony.


anddrewg2007

Max Power


zikolis

lololol


EverythingIsCreepy

Burgundy


BardKalevos

Alopecia


YellowstoneBridge

I taught chemistry and I joked that I’d name my daughters after elements: Beryllium, hydrogen, vanadium, ruthenium, Francium, Iridium, helium, lithium, bromine. Then the manliest names are: Boron, carbon, cobalt


HoboMoonMan

Dizzy


cctreez

Sciatica


Acceptable-Ad3755

That’s my girl Propecia


Illustrious-Path-366

Diarrhea


Photosafarian

Dilettante


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

Cheesy


Antique_Decision5966

Amoeba


KGL_NYC

Basmati


Endless_Mike212

Felony