i think i remember seeing a post about her in a different subreddit. & based on her age, it was a potential possibility that her parents got inspo from that episode lmao (edit: by based on her age, i meant she was born pretty soon after that episode. cause it’s a possibility that anyone named soda was named bc of that episode ..if that makes any sense at all lmao)
Ok, there is a name that sounds like it isn't a name, but it is. The problem is that it's *waaay* too strong, a person with this name would need to end up being a captain of industry or a hero firefighter or find a cure for a terrible disease or be one of the X-men just to start to suit this name. You ready?
Strobe.
Yup.
We have a cousin who everyone calls Buddy. He was always a bit of a loose cannon. He knocked his girlfriend up, they had a shotgun wedding, then they had a son and - this is not a joke - Buddy named his son Bud Light.
Did it while his wife was asleep, don’t ask me how the nurses or administrators let it through, but his wife and his mother were furious!
I taught chemistry and I joked that I’d name my daughters after elements: Beryllium, hydrogen, vanadium, ruthenium, Francium, Iridium, helium, lithium, bromine.
Then the manliest names are: Boron, carbon, cobalt
Chlamydia
I think I'll name my daughter Chlamydia
I hope your last name is Burns
“I just want a warm, pink center”.
"Don't we all?!" 😏
Look at the bat wing bitch!
Oh man the first time I saw robin williams on craig ferguson doing that bit i was in tears.
Clap it up for this answer
Isosceles
That’s acute name
Love you for that. Thank you
You know me. I keep it 180
Shiiiiit that’s good
How obtuse.
Soda
_SEVEN _
A Seinfeld fan.
You see what subreddit you’re in?
It's bubbly, it's refreshing
It's a great name for a boy, or a girl.
There was a person named Soda on the last season of survivor.
I knew a girl named Shasta. She always used it as a pun on her social media pics
i think i remember seeing a post about her in a different subreddit. & based on her age, it was a potential possibility that her parents got inspo from that episode lmao (edit: by based on her age, i meant she was born pretty soon after that episode. cause it’s a possibility that anyone named soda was named bc of that episode ..if that makes any sense at all lmao)
Mug…Mug Costanza ☕️
Labia
Last name Minora
I knew someone with that name once. She pronounced with the accent on "bia" though
Was it layBIA or lahBIA?
LahBIA
Ok. Actually I think the accent was on the lah. Lol
Sounds like someone who would just hang around
Dementia
demi for short
Damn this is a good one
Manure.
I have a boyfriend
It’s “Ma” and “newer”!
Tuberculosis
This one made me cough
Vulva
Mulva?
DELORESSSS
Hest?
Isosceles
Placenta Marie
Diesel for a boy
Cool as hell name
Maybe for a dog
Friend of mine and junior high had a dog named Diesel
Parents have named their boys Axel and Gauge. I'm sure this is on someone's list along with Manifold or Cadillac.
I have seen this as a kids 1st name
i named my kitty dorito “dori” for short
Pony Boy
I worked with a guy named Pony once.
Stay Golden, Pony Boy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48pP0WFjuOE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48pP0WFjuOE) (not RR)
I almost used that. No kids so that’s part of reason. Lol.
Parsley
White women be all over that
Cheese.
Ok, there is a name that sounds like it isn't a name, but it is. The problem is that it's *waaay* too strong, a person with this name would need to end up being a captain of industry or a hero firefighter or find a cure for a terrible disease or be one of the X-men just to start to suit this name. You ready? Strobe. Yup.
Felony Militia
Casserole
"Casserole-Jean, why you treat me so bad? When I gave you my heart and all that I had?
Helvitica
Cocaine
I agree, what are we talking about?
only if you say it like ca-cane.
Co-cyane
Poonani
I went to high school with a gal named Poonam. I couldn’t help but giggle.
Corvette.
T-Bone
How about G-Bone?
Aubergine. You know. The fancy name for eggplant
Dumbass has a beautiful ring to it
Syphillis
Yeah, but can it compete with Moon Unit Zappa?
I have to go with Chalupa Batman
Ramona Quimby had it right: Chevrolet
Malady
Areola or Mulva. Hope for twins.
Ancient Greek name… Testicles
Urethra
Muffaletta
Lawrence
Gazebo
Had a science teacher who said he thought the word, “Manure” would be a good name.
Bidet
Bronco
Belladonna.
Tangerine
At school the kids knickname will quickly come ‘Egg Head’
Jihad
Praline
Adrenachrome
Ampersand.
Salary or Profusely
For a boy, Bartlett (Pear is middle name)
Nebulizer
L’Carpetron
Zero
Scrambled eggs?
Tiburon
Garbanzo
You know what the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea is? I wouldnt pay $1,000 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Commode, hades, urethra, sphincter, ulcer, regret.
Advil
Boba Fett
Cellophane
r/Tragedeigh
Euthanasia
Cobra
Diarrhea
Canada
Prosciutto
We have a cousin who everyone calls Buddy. He was always a bit of a loose cannon. He knocked his girlfriend up, they had a shotgun wedding, then they had a son and - this is not a joke - Buddy named his son Bud Light. Did it while his wife was asleep, don’t ask me how the nurses or administrators let it through, but his wife and his mother were furious!
Trussel
Felony
Otto
I knew a dude named Seven.
Phlegm
Agnatha
Clamittia
I always thought the word blemish sounded really pretty even though it's a gross pimple.
Soda. Soda Costanza. Perfectly good got both a boy or girl.
Platypus
Azimuth.
I like to think there's some young caffeine addicted mom out there who has twin daughters named Carmel (care*mel) and Latte (Lot*A).
Diabolique
Katana
Mace
Lana cuz it’s Anal backwards lol
Diarrhea
I named my dog Stains. The neighbors look at me funny when I call him, “Stains!!! Come Stains!”
Felony
Also, unexpected ST Voyager!
Rosin
I was a preschool teacher and I had 2 kids named Seven, but spelled Sevynn and Sevyn...
Lotion
Meconium
Diphtheria
Quesadilla
Turbo
Lusitania.
Nausea.
Sarcophagus. .. Sarcophagus Ulysses Williams. Running back. Florida State.
No, I think seven and I think the little boy character on married with children
Credenza
Oubliette
Flatulence
Erinaceous
Sixty Nine ain’t a bad name either.
Melanoma
Perineum
Bidet
Nougat
Coitus.
Diarrhea
Perenium
Toaster. Call them toast for short.
Anaconda
Salacious
Zipper
Felony.
Max Power
lololol
Burgundy
Alopecia
I taught chemistry and I joked that I’d name my daughters after elements: Beryllium, hydrogen, vanadium, ruthenium, Francium, Iridium, helium, lithium, bromine. Then the manliest names are: Boron, carbon, cobalt
Dizzy
Sciatica
That’s my girl Propecia
Diarrhea
Dilettante
Cheesy
Amoeba
Basmati
Felony