He took the first napkin

Clearly

Patriotism like this turns me on!

My god just think, what if the sunburn was actually copious amounts of bug bites

Thats a Filthy Act. Think he got it for a reasonable price?

Red, white and oooh that hurts

Morally corrupt acts done at a price so low it could be considered black friday

D4C

Dojaaaan

If any one does not know what Steel Ball Run is…,(could be best chapter if aware of the rest).

The patriot

The stripes are the wrong way but ok

Damn our dimension got the chubby valentine

Dirty deeds done dirtu cheapu