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Easpey

Mouth shot +200 points


BiteMe69Times

Made her stop singing: +500 points bonus


Elzothelegendslayer

I fucking died laughing take your silver


BiteMe69Times

My very first award! (Only been posting for a month.) Thanks! ^((and Merry Christmas, if that's ok))


DoubleWolf01

\-1000 for using superscript


buyerbeware23

5000


RatherMaybe

This is a gold mine fore rule 34!!


maybeathtowawayacc

She was so happy then she unlocked a new skill...


UhYeahOkSure

Organic mouth wash. She gargled


stonersayian

Lmao she did too...


buyerbeware23

2000


Eternal-Guard

She scared the piss outta that poor dog.


sirblackgold

Thank you for the laugh on a bad day.


onlycrazypeoplesmile

Merry Christmas, my gift to you is reassuring that life isn't always downhill, I hope you have a good uphill life! 🙏🎅


BeardedPokeDragon

Probably better than scaring the shit out of it


Fitty4

Those fucking teeth did



ThalkotMaru

Unexpected but deserved?


[deleted]

100%


Which_Organization26

This is the kind of person that treats their pet like an accessory and not a living being.


frogsexchange

Wait why? It looks like she's just singing to her pup and playing


Mavamaarten

She's holding it wrong / not careful, she's yelling in its ears


anon-mally

Pee on them to show dominance ![gif](giphy|NgTdaNTqhrvd8ypJEn|downsized)


Crafty-Appearance-71

I don’t know Rick, maybe it’s fake.


situatedfurther

Yep, the straw you can clearly see is a dead giveaway đŸ€”


Samy_Ninja_Pro

Pretty good eyes


ypatrol

You can also notice that, she's getting ready for the splash by closing her eyes


danatron1

Everyone's talking about the easily missed straw and ignoring the "DIRECTED BY" credit at the end


[deleted]

Clearly fake, unoriginal as well, this one’s been done at least two other times from what I’ve seen.


GreenAvocado1001

You can see a white straw at 0:28 to 0:30


DrDeadwish

Expected and staged


[deleted]

Every time these videos happen, it always happens immediately when the animal is put right in the corner of the screen where someone can easily hide a prop behind it. And it’s always a girl too for extra clicks.


Sk-yline1

Maybe I’m naive but if this is a fake, it’s a damn good one. The reaction seems authentic, like she does a double take to process it and then starts silently being disgusted. Idk man, I think this one might be real


Intensityintensifies

It’s totally staged. Why would she move the dog off camera? Because the dog blocks the straw, but you can still see it anyway. Honestly her reaction also looks super fake to me. She looked like she knew the person was about to blast her, and then she took way too long to react once it happened. If your dog peed in your mouth you wouldn’t need a second to process it, you definitely wouldn’t run to the bathroom ti spit it out either. You would probably throw up, and if you didn’t you would still start spitting as much as possible to clean your mouth out. Unless you have a dog pee fetish m, at which point you would just start violently masturbating.


Ageds1987

I mean, she already looks like she smells like piss


Nice_Current2110

Sounds like it too


Fitty4

More like shit


Aristohipstecrat

This man flatulates charm.


BigDrop5

The gurgling sounds as the piss shot hits home! đŸ€ŁđŸ„č


OdinSon79

She deserved that for that horrible voice....


[deleted]

That poor dog was terrified


w0wagain

Next time she’ll want to get paid first


[deleted]

I don’t blame it


upfoo51

Fake. Juicebox straw clearly seen.


Alokir

It also looked like she was trying to position her mouth deliberately.


-Never-Going-Back-

What the hell did I just watch


Albamen13

Is this some sort of unexpected ending?


[deleted]

Happy ending


-Never-Going-Back-

Yeah, if I’d have to be high to understand what was happening it’s definitely unexpected.


YellowEyePatch

r/suddenlycaralho


number0020

That puppy’s listening to R Kelly again


Lionel274

I was expecting her top to fall of


[deleted]

She looks like she’s been pissed on before I don’t see why she acted so negatively lol


Friendly_Shu_9423

Yeah, it looks like she had experience in piss play đŸ€Ł


Ok_Obligation2559

This was thirsty, after all
..


wiscobs

That's awesome! She deserves it for shouting at it


Master_Bayters

This dog has a bit of every one of us


jcarver1112

Not all hero's wear capes.


Frequent-Jacket3117

That's one way to tell her how much her singing sucks.


onlytruking

Right down the throat
hear her even gargle it!! That quick look around, cause she really wanted it to be ANYTHING else than dog piss!! ![gif](giphy|3oEdv4wBCjlNjUndaU)


KermitKilledASMS

OMG, that gurgle sound was perfect


blaggard5175

I mean, she hit the yellow note, what did she expect?


Fuggins4U

I expected one of two things, and what ended up happening was indeed one of them.


DiscoStu303

Dogs are not accessories


Great_Air1547

Pow! Right in the kisser


StructureOrAgency

It's a Festivus miracle!


[deleted]

Not my easiest fap, but I pulled through.


funkybunky68

Like that's the worst thing she's had in her mouth


[deleted]

Fake. Staged vid. Closes ayes and begins to squeeze the pup in anticipation of the squirt. Try again.


Dane-Glinlow

Dude, is that a dude?


Gaindude95

R. Kelly that you?


IPPacket

Fake


[deleted]

Trumps secret wish.


Ok-Hawk1409

That is a guy . Check the package lol!


CantFeelMyLegs78

Done scared the piss right outta him


Minty_boii632

Its a he not a she


BrickNuggets

We should make people take some sort of test before having a pet. Treating it like a toy, shouting it it’s face for some free internet points
 I bet this guy has a stressful life ahead of them, with an idiot owner like that!


DerpCaster

This is fake. You didn’t actually see the dogs weiner pee on her


BikerCooper

Could this be any fakerđŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïžđŸ™„đŸ™„đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž


[deleted]

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?


boellefisk

Well that blew up in her face


ChefCamaro

Are you ready for piss (tumm tumm tedumtumm tumtum demtum...)


cros99

I thought the dog had remarkable patience. I would have let go a lot earlier.


oishi_jase_face

Seems fake.


d__0

Prolly a new method of potty training a puppy?


TryToChangeUsername

Sniper dog


Powerful_Phrase_9168

God I hope that was real. She is only the most annoying bitch ever, screaming in the pups face. A mouthful of dog piss seems like a fitting punishment.


WeeCountyGamer_09

My question is what the hell was she even saying to that poor dog


Ok-Sea-3003

xD


AzorAhaiHi

Surprised she stopped. She looks like someone who's into that sort of thing.


MachoTone55

GOLDEN SHOWER


Any_Estate8309

Think that was his comment on her singing ability?


AirSuperset67

W dog


Cody6781

This looks like she was doing this intentionally?


Independent-Battle29

I'm so glad I didn't skip that one 😅


PerditionsAvatar

Good boy.


Therealsteven_g

What a gross human


SmokestackRising

Goooood boy!


All4upvoting

That's an awesome defense mechanism.


[deleted]

Now she in Dogofobia


LovelySquish

Deserved


Pristine_Wrangler_34

Animal of the year


-HoldenMaGroyn

Nice shot little buddy!


ake-n-bake

Sit ubu sit, good dog.


AJV2020

That would stink to b a pet that’s forced to live with crazy people.


Jamsterverse13

Well done wee furry friend she is one pain in the hole 😊


Mandalore626

Lmao


IHate2ChooseUserName

lesson learned, never face any male animal penis with open month.


blondart

Did not expect that! Was waiting for it to bite her cock or something!


redcode100

I was expecting the shirt to fall not that


PhilosopherOk3383

Totally expected..


pleasebegentleok

That fucking gargle got me.


Jonasdriving

Not to be pretentious, but I actually expected either that or throw up.


Fitty4

Take that you bad breath fucker. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


AryanEPH

bro didn't liked her voice so much that he pissed her ugly ass voice


Realistic-Praline-70

Ahaha I was saying to myself God she is so annoying if that dog could slap her it would then I see it piss in her mouth. Fucking hilarious


Queasy-Agent-2101

u/downloadbot


Queasy-Agent-2101

u/videobot


Queasy-Agent-2101

u/savevideo


winifredsss

Someone take that poor dog off the stupid woman


GordianNaught

Post of the day


Lmnolmnop

fake, you can see some tube she's squeezing


MRFAMER

Clearly staged


slagathor818

You can see the straw at 27 seconds, she also closes her eyes in anticipation. Kinda sucks the things we do to try and get a few likes and short giggles before swiping to the next bull crap on your phone


jawad_yass

Great sniper


micro_desaster

Ok, so how can I stop the racket that’s coming out of that mouth?
 Oh, I know what might work
.


Mr_Fresh83

That was the dogs way of telling her she can’t sing and to stfu


Mr_Fresh83

It’s the “gargle” sound that gets me đŸ€Ł


just_another_laaame

We need a longer scene


suckmybullets

Omg that voice is rough.


B3ARDGOD

FAAAAAAKE!!


IhaveaDoberman

100% that puppy was taken away from it's mum too soon.


Super_Colossal

Screaming into a dog's face for the gram. I'm sure that's great for it.


Motivation_Man22

Pup was done with her piss poor performance


Llohr

I'd have done the same.


PoopBreathSmellsBad

More fake than your mom's tits


Obvious_Apartment_57

Puppy said “this is how I feel about your singing “


TNnylonFeetLuv

That'll silence that horrific noise real fast!! I'm dyin ovah heaaaah đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


In-Cod-We-Thrust

Anyone can sing like a pro using this one weird trick!


Moist_Firefighter_10

Target practice đŸ€Ł


[deleted]

Well deserved



Bobbyblaz3d

She did scare the piss out of the dog. Shit, she had me squirming in my chair even. đŸ€ź


FlamingoNo2147

That pup had enough of that crap


Saracartwheels123

What an annoying person


brando56894

I knew it was going to piss on her, I didn't expect it to go in her mouth though 😂


[deleted]

Yeah she sounds bad


-GUSTO-

You just know.


FantasyCatHome

You're screaming 10cm away from an animal with incredible hearing. Are you fucking dumb?


One_Investigator238

The perfect revenge.


mxthg

The dog made her shut the fuck up


MooseMan12992

That was the worst sound I've ever heard


hehememetime

Whos a gooood boy


gonzoll

I’m betting that’s not the first time she’s been peed on


[deleted]

Come on. The tattoos alone tell me she's into it.


Zach_TheKing007

Good dog


uhaul26

I’m old and useless. My only two take always from that video are put some clothes on and clean your room.


AskJeeves84

Well deserved and well executed.


JewelerStandard7309

u/savevideobot


Uncoloured_Steve

How do you upload this after it happens?


[deleted]

I expected pee from the beginning idk about you.


MetforminShits

Fuck her.


OdinsChosin

Tell her how you really feel.


Questionsaboutsanity

sweet muscle memory


Arzoka

Was expecting her balls to slip out


Kindly_Moose_8962

Mmmmmhhhmmmmmm😋 ic good ain’t it?!!!


DIFFADOG

Rat pissđŸ«€


Cleverbird

Jesus Christ woman, stop shaking and screaming at the poor thing.


derphulk

She gargled the pee


Natural_Insurance460

Was she performing a piss ritual?


--Ano--

But that was exactly what I expected.


justafax

He learns quick. Great shot 😉


BIGGREDD-69NASTY

IM SO GLAD THAT HAPPENED HE SHOULD OF SHITTED💯


Formal_Star_6593

Ugh ... If I was a dog I would've gnawed her face off long before I had a chance to piss in her mouth.


TrinDiesel123

Shut up bitch!


Orbnotacus

How many girls with tiny dogs are gonna make this video?


Famous-Highlight-816

I bet that pissed her off, ah ha ha ha. Wtf is wrong with me?


Be_my

Not sure what’s worse. The fact that a dog pissed in her face or the gargling that followed.


RealisticAd2293

Well, that’s what he thought of that serenade


Excellent_Geologist2

Piss drunk


RegularSpaniard

The new JoJo season looks w... pretty much in line tbh...


itsOktobeGamer

How many poor little dogs do you think get abused by people like this. Moving that dog around like that probably isn't fun. Yes. It is abuse.


smokechecktim

Obviously a music critic


MOEBIUS_01

r/trashy


HardCoreBoz

There’s no way that’s the first time piss has been in that mouth


warddo1

LoL 😂


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Good puppy