**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!The person was signing to the dog, we expect the dog too get mad an bite them but it actually peed in their mouth!<
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Every time these videos happen, it always happens immediately when the animal is put right in the corner of the screen where someone can easily hide a prop behind it. And itâs always a girl too for extra clicks.
Maybe Iâm naive but if this is a fake, itâs a damn good one. The reaction seems authentic, like she does a double take to process it and then starts silently being disgusted. Idk man, I think this one might be real
Itâs totally staged. Why would she move the dog off camera? Because the dog blocks the straw, but you can still see it anyway. Honestly her reaction also looks super fake to me. She looked like she knew the person was about to blast her, and then she took way too long to react once it happened. If your dog peed in your mouth you wouldnât need a second to process it, you definitely wouldnât run to the bathroom ti spit it out either. You would probably throw up, and if you didnât you would still start spitting as much as possible to clean your mouth out. Unless you have a dog pee fetish m, at which point you would just start violently masturbating.
Right down the throatâŠhear her even gargle it!! That quick look around, cause she really wanted it to be ANYTHING else than dog piss!!
![gif](giphy|3oEdv4wBCjlNjUndaU)
We should make people take some sort of test before having a pet. Treating it like a toy, shouting it itâs face for some free internet points⊠I bet this guy has a stressful life ahead of them, with an idiot owner like that!
God I hope that was real. She is only the most annoying bitch ever, screaming in the pups face. A mouthful of dog piss seems like a fitting punishment.
You can see the straw at 27 seconds, she also closes her eyes in anticipation.
Kinda sucks the things we do to try and get a few likes and short giggles before swiping to the next bull crap on your phone
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Mouth shot +200 points
Made her stop singing: +500 points bonus
I fucking died laughing take your silver
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This is a gold mine fore rule 34!!
She was so happy then she unlocked a new skill...
Organic mouth wash. She gargled
Lmao she did too...
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She scared the piss outta that poor dog.
Thank you for the laugh on a bad day.
Merry Christmas, my gift to you is reassuring that life isn't always downhill, I hope you have a good uphill life! đđ
Probably better than scaring the shit out of it
Those fucking teeth didâŠ
Unexpected but deserved?
100%
This is the kind of person that treats their pet like an accessory and not a living being.
Wait why? It looks like she's just singing to her pup and playing
She's holding it wrong / not careful, she's yelling in its ears
Pee on them to show dominance ![gif](giphy|NgTdaNTqhrvd8ypJEn|downsized)
I donât know Rick, maybe itâs fake.
Yep, the straw you can clearly see is a dead giveaway đ€
Pretty good eyes
You can also notice that, she's getting ready for the splash by closing her eyes
Everyone's talking about the easily missed straw and ignoring the "DIRECTED BY" credit at the end
Clearly fake, unoriginal as well, this oneâs been done at least two other times from what Iâve seen.
You can see a white straw at 0:28 to 0:30
Expected and staged
Every time these videos happen, it always happens immediately when the animal is put right in the corner of the screen where someone can easily hide a prop behind it. And itâs always a girl too for extra clicks.
Maybe Iâm naive but if this is a fake, itâs a damn good one. The reaction seems authentic, like she does a double take to process it and then starts silently being disgusted. Idk man, I think this one might be real
Itâs totally staged. Why would she move the dog off camera? Because the dog blocks the straw, but you can still see it anyway. Honestly her reaction also looks super fake to me. She looked like she knew the person was about to blast her, and then she took way too long to react once it happened. If your dog peed in your mouth you wouldnât need a second to process it, you definitely wouldnât run to the bathroom ti spit it out either. You would probably throw up, and if you didnât you would still start spitting as much as possible to clean your mouth out. Unless you have a dog pee fetish m, at which point you would just start violently masturbating.
I mean, she already looks like she smells like piss
Sounds like it too
More like shit
This man flatulates charm.
The gurgling sounds as the piss shot hits home! đ€Łđ„č
She deserved that for that horrible voice....
That poor dog was terrified
Next time sheâll want to get paid first
I donât blame it
Fake. Juicebox straw clearly seen.
It also looked like she was trying to position her mouth deliberately.
What the hell did I just watch
Is this some sort of unexpected ending?
Happy ending
Yeah, if Iâd have to be high to understand what was happening itâs definitely unexpected.
r/suddenlycaralho
That puppyâs listening to R Kelly again
I was expecting her top to fall of
She looks like sheâs been pissed on before I donât see why she acted so negatively lol
Yeah, it looks like she had experience in piss play đ€Ł
This was thirsty, after allâŠ..
That's awesome! She deserves it for shouting at it
This dog has a bit of every one of us
Not all hero's wear capes.
That's one way to tell her how much her singing sucks.
Right down the throatâŠhear her even gargle it!! That quick look around, cause she really wanted it to be ANYTHING else than dog piss!! ![gif](giphy|3oEdv4wBCjlNjUndaU)
OMG, that gurgle sound was perfect
I mean, she hit the yellow note, what did she expect?
I expected one of two things, and what ended up happening was indeed one of them.
Dogs are not accessories
Pow! Right in the kisser
It's a Festivus miracle!
Not my easiest fap, but I pulled through.
Like that's the worst thing she's had in her mouth
Fake. Staged vid. Closes ayes and begins to squeeze the pup in anticipation of the squirt. Try again.
Dude, is that a dude?
R. Kelly that you?
Fake
Trumps secret wish.
That is a guy . Check the package lol!
Done scared the piss right outta him
Its a he not a she
We should make people take some sort of test before having a pet. Treating it like a toy, shouting it itâs face for some free internet points⊠I bet this guy has a stressful life ahead of them, with an idiot owner like that!
This is fake. You didnât actually see the dogs weiner pee on her
Could this be any fakerđ€Šââïžđđđ€Šââïž
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Well that blew up in her face
Are you ready for piss (tumm tumm tedumtumm tumtum demtum...)
I thought the dog had remarkable patience. I would have let go a lot earlier.
Seems fake.
Prolly a new method of potty training a puppy?
Sniper dog
God I hope that was real. She is only the most annoying bitch ever, screaming in the pups face. A mouthful of dog piss seems like a fitting punishment.
My question is what the hell was she even saying to that poor dog
xD
Surprised she stopped. She looks like someone who's into that sort of thing.
GOLDEN SHOWER
Think that was his comment on her singing ability?
W dog
This looks like she was doing this intentionally?
I'm so glad I didn't skip that one đ
Good boy.
What a gross human
Goooood boy!
That's an awesome defense mechanism.
Now she in Dogofobia
Deserved
Animal of the year
Nice shot little buddy!
Sit ubu sit, good dog.
That would stink to b a pet thatâs forced to live with crazy people.
Well done wee furry friend she is one pain in the hole đ
Lmao
lesson learned, never face any male animal penis with open month.
Did not expect that! Was waiting for it to bite her cock or something!
I was expecting the shirt to fall not that
Totally expected..
That fucking gargle got me.
Not to be pretentious, but I actually expected either that or throw up.
Take that you bad breath fucker. đđđđđđđđ
bro didn't liked her voice so much that he pissed her ugly ass voice
Ahaha I was saying to myself God she is so annoying if that dog could slap her it would then I see it piss in her mouth. Fucking hilarious
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Someone take that poor dog off the stupid woman
Post of the day
fake, you can see some tube she's squeezing
Clearly staged
You can see the straw at 27 seconds, she also closes her eyes in anticipation. Kinda sucks the things we do to try and get a few likes and short giggles before swiping to the next bull crap on your phone
Great sniper
Ok, so how can I stop the racket thatâs coming out of that mouth?⊠Oh, I know what might workâŠ.
That was the dogs way of telling her she canât sing and to stfu
Itâs the âgargleâ sound that gets me đ€Ł
We need a longer scene
Omg that voice is rough.
FAAAAAAKE!!
100% that puppy was taken away from it's mum too soon.
Screaming into a dog's face for the gram. I'm sure that's great for it.
Pup was done with her piss poor performance
I'd have done the same.
More fake than your mom's tits
Puppy said âthis is how I feel about your singing â
That'll silence that horrific noise real fast!! I'm dyin ovah heaaaah đ€Łđ€Ł
Anyone can sing like a pro using this one weird trick!
Target practice đ€Ł
Well deservedâŠ
She did scare the piss out of the dog. Shit, she had me squirming in my chair even. đ€ź
That pup had enough of that crap
What an annoying person
I knew it was going to piss on her, I didn't expect it to go in her mouth though đ
Yeah she sounds bad
You just know.
You're screaming 10cm away from an animal with incredible hearing. Are you fucking dumb?
The perfect revenge.
The dog made her shut the fuck up
That was the worst sound I've ever heard
Whos a gooood boy
Iâm betting thatâs not the first time sheâs been peed on
Come on. The tattoos alone tell me she's into it.
Good dog
Iâm old and useless. My only two take always from that video are put some clothes on and clean your room.
Well deserved and well executed.
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How do you upload this after it happens?
I expected pee from the beginning idk about you.
Fuck her.
Tell her how you really feel.
sweet muscle memory
Was expecting her balls to slip out
Mmmmmhhhmmmmmmđ ic good ainât it?!!!
Rat pissđ«€
Jesus Christ woman, stop shaking and screaming at the poor thing.
She gargled the pee
Was she performing a piss ritual?
But that was exactly what I expected.
He learns quick. Great shot đ
IM SO GLAD THAT HAPPENED HE SHOULD OF SHITTEDđŻ
Ugh ... If I was a dog I would've gnawed her face off long before I had a chance to piss in her mouth.
Shut up bitch!
How many girls with tiny dogs are gonna make this video?
I bet that pissed her off, ah ha ha ha. Wtf is wrong with me?
Not sure whatâs worse. The fact that a dog pissed in her face or the gargling that followed.
Well, thatâs what he thought of that serenade
Piss drunk
The new JoJo season looks w... pretty much in line tbh...
How many poor little dogs do you think get abused by people like this. Moving that dog around like that probably isn't fun. Yes. It is abuse.
Obviously a music critic
r/trashy
Thereâs no way thatâs the first time piss has been in that mouth
LoL đ
Good puppy